{"id":817,"date":"2008-03-24T22:34:06","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T21:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=817"},"modified":"2008-03-24T22:34:06","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T21:34:06","slug":"attack-of-the-kamikaze-goats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"Attack Of The Kamikaze Goats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I just flew in from Mars, and boy are my arms tired!<\/p>\n<p>No, no. But seriously folks. I woke up this morning with my arms aching even more. Oh boy. I hope they don&#8217;t fall off.<\/p>\n<p>I was so sore that I almost contemplated not going to the playground. But then I realized how silly that would be. And then I went to the playground.<\/p>\n<p>Today is the last day of the Easter holiday, so the place was closed. But Jannie was there, feeding the animals. And I sat down with the goat kids and had a jolly good time. I sat down on a stool, and you know, the higher you are the more they want to get on top of you. It&#8217;s crazy. They just hurl themselves right at you. And they keep coming. Over and over.  A relentless assault. <\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4912\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080324_magnetheskids1_th.jpg\" ALT=\"kids\" TITLE=\"kids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4914\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080324_magnetheskids2_th.jpg\" ALT=\"kids\" TITLE=\"kids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4911\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080324_magnetheskids3_th.jpg\" ALT=\"kids\" TITLE=\"kids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Little puppydog goats..<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4913\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080324_magnetheskids4_th.jpg\" ALT=\"kids\" TITLE=\"kids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sweet when they drink. Little milk moustaches.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s about it. Tomorrow the playground will open again and the kids will get their first proper taste of the snow. Should be fun, I hope. Fingers crossed, if my arms don&#8217;t fall off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I just flew in from Mars, and boy are my arms tired! No, no. But seriously folks. I woke up this morning with my arms aching even more. Oh boy. I hope they don&#8217;t fall off. I was so sore that I almost contemplated not going to the playground. But then I realized how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}