{"id":820,"date":"2008-03-29T22:54:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T21:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=820"},"modified":"2008-03-29T23:12:10","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T22:12:10","slug":"the-great-escape-artists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=820","title":{"rendered":"The Great Escape Artists"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got my first proper retirement check yesterday. And ka-ching. I’m getting more money than I thought. So basically I’m rich, rich I tellsya. I’m going to go shopping for mansions soon.<\/p>\n

To celebrate I went downtown to buy comics. But the comics story was closed. What a waste of time. Luckily I stopped at the playground on my way home. What is the opposite of a waste of time? Time well spent I guess.<\/p>\n

\"goat<\/a><\/p>\n

The kids were out on their own. The grownups were all in the pen. But these little ones can’t be contained. Apparently there’s a little gap in the fence and they’re able to squeeze out. They’re more than two weeks old now, brave enough to run around without mother watching.<\/p>\n

\"goat<\/a><\/p>\n

And climbing everything of course.<\/p>\n

\"goat<\/a><\/p>\n

Haha I like that picture. Magnethe’s teeth showing. It almost looks like she’s growling at me. Protecting her kids from the big, dangerous Plumemonster. The kids seemed pretty happy when I lifted them back in to their momma. I don’t think they can squeeze back in through the fence on their own. They went straight to the udder and drank. And then settled down and rested.<\/p>\n

It’s been so great, the last couple of weeks. The little kids make me so happy. Done wonders for my mood. I’m sleeping better. Gloomy thoughts are much rarer. It’s hard to explain exactly how big a difference they’ve made. Goat kids are the best. The best.<\/p>\n

\"goat<\/a><\/p>\n

Who wouldn’t love those sweet faces?<\/p>\n

\"goat<\/a><\/p>\n

The black one started chewing on my fingers today. Really chewing, not just the little nibbles. They don’t chew very hard though. You can see that when they start chewing on the other one’s ears. Who can resist a big, floppy goat ear to chew on?! Hah. The one who gets her ear chewn doesn’t even react to it, so they obviously don’t bite very hard.<\/p>\n

\"goat<\/a><\/p>\n

I was sitting with the kids today when Jannie was feeding. Here the black one is looking after Jannie as she leaves.<\/p>\n

\"madsvanilje\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And there is Mads and Vanilje chilling by themselves. I’m sure it must be a relief to get a little quiet from the two little hurricanes.<\/p>\n

How much do you think two goat kids cost? I’m sure I must be able to afford them. They’d fit snuggly in my bag. I could carry them around with me. Or rather, I could run after them and try to catch them. That’s more likely I think.<\/p>\n

All for now. Tonight is daylights savings time in Denmark. The bad kind. I’m going to lose an hour. But then I have lots of hours to spare, so I guess that’s okay.<\/p>\n

To the future!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got my first proper retirement check yesterday. And ka-ching. I’m getting more money than I thought. So basically I’m rich, rich I tellsya. I’m going to go shopping for mansions soon. To celebrate I went downtown to buy comics. But the comics story was closed. What a waste of time. Luckily I stopped at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}