{"id":886,"date":"2008-07-06T23:41:15","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T21:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=886"},"modified":"2008-07-06T23:41:15","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T21:41:15","slug":"the-nile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=886","title":{"rendered":"The Nile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I told you already. I do NOT have a drinking problem.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5193\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080705_sodavand_th.jpg\" ALT=\"sodavand\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No problem at all<\/p>\n<p>My uncle Jens has been visiting my parents this weekend. He has a car. With a trunk. So they volunteered to haul a bunch of sodas for me. I swear, <i>they<\/i> offered. It wasn&#8217;t my idea. But now I won&#8217;t be thirsty for, oh let&#8217;s say a week or so.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that  nothing terribly interesting going on. I am still coughing. But less snotty. Almost back to normal. And the weather has cooled down a little. We had thunder and rain. So my plan is obviously working out. Today Gellerup, tomorrow the world. They won&#8217;t know what hit them. Mwahaha. Sorry, too much Austin Powers. I love Dr Evil, I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I told you already. I do NOT have a drinking problem. No problem at all My uncle Jens has been visiting my parents this weekend. He has a car. With a trunk. So they volunteered to haul a bunch of sodas for me. I swear, they offered. It wasn&#8217;t my idea. But now I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}