{"id":893,"date":"2008-07-18T23:01:08","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T21:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=893"},"modified":"2008-07-18T23:01:08","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T21:01:08","slug":"assistants-creed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=893","title":{"rendered":"Assistant&#8217;s Creed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is rainy and cold. The Danish summer strikes again. It could be worse, though. No fires or hurricanes or earthquakes. And gangs of murderous penguins are on the decrease.<\/p>\n<p>I had a hard time getting going this morning. Sleep would not ease its hold on me. I wonder if you can be addicted to sleep? I would bottle it and sell it on the street corners like the new best drug.<\/p>\n<p>Br?ndby won against the Faroes. Barely. But the season is underway and there will be plenty of TV footie for me. Foe fie fum.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, not much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is rainy and cold. The Danish summer strikes again. It could be worse, though. No fires or hurricanes or earthquakes. And gangs of murderous penguins are on the decrease. I had a hard time getting going this morning. Sleep would not ease its hold on me. I wonder if you can be addicted to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}