{"id":921,"date":"2008-09-03T22:35:28","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T20:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=921"},"modified":"2008-09-03T22:44:07","modified_gmt":"2008-09-03T20:44:07","slug":"my-little-pony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=921","title":{"rendered":"My Little Pony!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that one time I wrote about losing a sock in the laundry? And I was all like &#8220;wow I finally lost a sock in the laundry&#8221;? Well, the sock turned up today! I was doing laundry, again, and when I took off my bed sheet, there was the suck. Tucked up inside somehow. My bed sheet is way bigger than my bed, and somehow the sock had stayed hidden in a fold. Funny that. Luckily I had kept the other leftover sock, so now they are reunited and all is bliss in Sockville. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a Movie Of The Week in the making.<\/p>\n<p>I had a strange dream involving Pelle, my old classmate. He was a world-famous writer and friends with Stephen King. I was very jealous of that. I always wanted to be a writer, you know. And to hang out with Stephen King. Or Dennis J?rgensen. Man I was a big, obnoxious dumbass when I was a kid. I&#8217;m sure they all hated me. Sorry Pelle, and you others.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of books, I got an email today. From saxo.dk, saying that they have sent out my Eels book. So I should receive it tomorrow. Or Friday latest. I am excited. And relieved. I was starting to worry that it would be sold out or something. But now it&#8217;s almost here and I&#8217;m looking very forward to it. Things the grandchildren should know. Aparently E&#8217;s father invented the parallel universe theory. Or so the blurb says. Which links nicely to The Middleman&#8217;s final episode, with its goatee-evil parallel universe fantasmicality. I think I love The Middleman more than any other new show since Lost and Heroes. It&#8217;s just so wonderfully full of geekiness. And I love going online and reading up on all the references in the episode I just watched. I&#8217;m a geek, but I&#8217;m not cool-geeky enough to get all the references. Bless <a HREF=\"http:\/\/themiddleblog.livejournal.com\/37751.html\">the middleblog<\/a>. I hate the fact that it will be canceled. Hate, hate, hate.<\/p>\n<p>But enough geekiness. Let&#8217;s have some goats instead! One goat at least. In a video. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KbeyF6FcrJo\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KbeyF6FcrJo<\/a>. Magnethe. Just because I can. Nothing much happens in it. Just a lot of goat scratching. I like the start, when she comes up to sniff at the camera. Goats are so curious, they sniff at everything. If you stand next to a goat with a camera then you can be pretty sure that you&#8217;ll get a video of a great, big goat-nose right in the camera lens.<\/p>\n<p>(EDIT: Rereading that last line I think I should point out that I didn&#8217;t mean that you should stand next to a goat and the goat should hold a camera. YOU should hold the camera and then stand next to the goat. I hope that settles any confusion there might have been. If you ever find yourself &#8220;standing next to a goat with a camera&#8221; you should immediately ask the goat what it&#8217;s doing with a camera and where it got the camera. And possibly if it would mind taking a picture of you for your holiday album)<\/p>\n<p>And a joy it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that one time I wrote about losing a sock in the laundry? And I was all like &#8220;wow I finally lost a sock in the laundry&#8221;? Well, the sock turned up today! 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