{"id":932,"date":"2008-09-18T22:46:53","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T20:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=932"},"modified":"2008-09-18T22:46:53","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T20:46:53","slug":"alien-dating-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"Alien Dating Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe how rude I was yesterday. I completely forgot to introduce my girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>Here she is:<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"..\/pictures\/images\/masseffect3.jpg?phpMyAdmin=b14e7d33ad9061cb4a63147c5253ece2\"><img WIDTH=450 HEIGHT=430 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/images\/masseffect3_th.jpg\" ALT=\"mass effect\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Liara T&#8217;Soni. She&#8217;s an Asari. Her race is rumoured to be rather promiscuous, but I&#8217;m not going to hold that against her. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also a human girl on your ship that you can try to date, but I figured I&#8217;d try to be more like captain Kirk and see if I could get with the alien chick. While killing bad guys and saving the galaxy. So that&#8217;s what&#8217;s going on in my real life, tomorrow I&#8217;ll tell you about that computer game I&#8217;m playing.<\/p>\n<p>Huzzah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe how rude I was yesterday. I completely forgot to introduce my girlfriend. Here she is: Liara T&#8217;Soni. She&#8217;s an Asari. Her race is rumoured to be rather promiscuous, but I&#8217;m not going to hold that against her. There&#8217;s also a human girl on your ship that you can try to date, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}