{"id":955,"date":"2008-09-23T23:30:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T21:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=955"},"modified":"2008-09-23T23:33:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T21:33:02","slug":"living-in-a-glasshouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=955","title":{"rendered":"Living In A Glasshouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The glass repairmen came today. But they did not fix my window. What an odd development.<\/p>\n<p>I was watching tv &#8217;round 11 o&#8217;clock when I heard a voice outside: &#8220;hello?&#8221;. Kinda like the cop. I answered back and the voice said &#8220;I&#8217;m just going to measure your window&#8221;. I said &#8220;okay&#8221; and went to the window and looked out. Two glacial fixeruppers were outside, one of them climbing up twards my window. I turned around and walked back inside. And then the voice said &#8220;no, I think we&#8217;re going to come back tomorrow instead&#8221;. I said &#8220;okay&#8221; and they left. I don&#8217;t think he even had time to measure the window before he said they&#8217;d come tomorrow instead. I&#8217;m not quite sure why they didn&#8217;t just get it done while they were here. Perhaps they saw that it was only the outer set of glass that was broken and they figured it wasn&#8217;t too bad and perhaps they had other more urgent jobs that they should rather do first? Or maybe they just wanted to mess with my head, dude. I don&#8217;t know. It doesn&#8217;t matter, though. It&#8217;s fine just knowing they&#8217;ll come tomorrow. I could take it easy the rest of the day and go out and do some shopping and be at peace. And tomorrow it&#8217;ll be done and no more worries. Fine enough.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5272\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080923_brokenwindow_th.jpg\" ALT=\"broken window\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A picture of the broken glass. The hole doesn&#8217;t show too well because, well it&#8217;s transparent glass eh. But you can see the cracks at least. So I&#8217;m not making it all up. Don&#8217;t call me a liar. My pants are rarely on fire and almost never from lying. So there. I feel vindicated.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I have kept on track vis-a-vis the &#8220;no napping&#8221; agenda. It&#8217;s hard, though. Around noonish I just get a great desire to go to bed. Everything is much easier in bed, as the nun said to the sailor.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The glass repairmen came today. But they did not fix my window. What an odd development. I was watching tv &#8217;round 11 o&#8217;clock when I heard a voice outside: &#8220;hello?&#8221;. Kinda like the cop. I answered back and the voice said &#8220;I&#8217;m just going to measure your window&#8221;. I said &#8220;okay&#8221; and went to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}