{"id":979,"date":"2008-10-28T22:30:26","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T20:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2008-10-28T22:33:43","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T20:33:43","slug":"round-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"Round One"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today I went to the playground. Had to sign my monthly time slip. I typed “sing” by mistake. I wish I had to sing the time slip: Anyway. Also had to accept the christmas party invitation. It’s two weeks after the Greenland trip. What to worry about first? It’s always nice to have choices. You don’t want to limit yourself to just worrying about one thing. That’s too boring.<\/p>\n

I got to test my squirt bottle on Magnethe as well. <\/p>\n

\"magnethe\"\/<\/a><\/p>\n

I was foolish enough to keep it in my bag. I should have had it out and ready. Because she came straight for me as soon as I opened the gate to the fold. And she got me pretty good. She hit me on the leg with her horn. And right in the spot that she had previously hit, you remember the nice long bruise I had? Ouch. Way to go for the sore spot, you crazy goat. Eventually I managed to get the bottle out of my bag and I squirted her straight in the face. She immediately stopped, quickly moved away from me and gave me a look that said “What was that? Where the hell did that come from? I better not mess with this dude again”. Oh yes. Plume has the power now. And then she was all good and acting nice and normal. So that was a succes. Now it remains to be seen whether she has learnt her lesson or if she’ll try and take me on again the next time I come.<\/p>\n

It really works a treat, the squirt bottle. Just like with Thor. Just one squirt and bam, they’re at a safe distance and forgetting all about being wild.<\/p>\n

\"magnethe\"\/<\/a><\/p>\n

I like you much more when you’re not being wild, Magnethe! A typical picture of her, enjoying her scratches.<\/p>\n

\"vaniljebunny\"\/<\/a><\/p>\n

And Vanilje with the bunny, they are obviously new best friends. So it would seem.<\/p>\n

And now back to worrying about things!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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