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What's a Plume? http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?plume That's really helpful, thanks. But why do you call yourself plume? It all started long ago when I had to pick a username for my diaryland diary. I wanted to use something from The Smashing Pumpkins because I love them so much. My first choice was "obscured" but that was taken. I picked Plume. It's a nice song. And it seemed good for a journal name. So it started as a simple username but now it's sort of my "other identity". I use that name pretty much everywhere online. That or "djaliplume" if "plume" is taken. Today I think of Plume as my real name, almost. Almost. I'm not completely crazy. So you really like The Smashing Pumpkins? Yes. Yes I do. Everyone should love a band as much as I love them. You can't argue taste but I really think they're quite good. In fact I think they are the best thing ever. I used to run a couple of mp3 sites too. Sharing the love. Sharing the music. Until the man brough it down. I sort of miss those days. Hey Plume, you're a chick right? No. I'm not. I'm a heterosexual male person. And to the best of my recollection I've never worn a dress in my life. You really shouldn't be asking this question anymore, I have a picture on my blog now. This isn't good for masculinity. Well, you must be American cause your French sucks. No, I'm Danish. It says so right there on the right of my blog. Danish. And that's why my grammar and punctuation is borderline psychotic at times. Ah Denmark. That's the capital of Sweden right? No, it's not. You're not doing very well. Denmark is a small nation of proud pig farmers. And some other people. I live in Århus on Jutland. Jutland is a peninsula stuck right on top of Germany. But I suck at geography so don't trust me on that. How old are you? Like 13? I was born in 1978, so you do the math. Emotionally I'm still a teenager though. When is your birthday then? March 15th. Et tu Brute? What is this Kulturgyngen place you keep referring to? Who is Sanne? Is Mads a real person? Can you tapdance? Look, mate, why don't you just go to my cast&places page? All those questions are answered there. Apart from the tapdance one. I'll leave that as a mystery. Are you depressed or happy? The old faq said this: "I'm a suicidal guy who's afraid of dying and everybody's a comedian". Fortunately that has changed. Nobody is a comedian anymore. Also I'm finally feeling happy. Life is better, life is okay. What sort of music do you like apart from them mashing somethings? Anything by Billy Corgan. The Smashing Pumpkins, Marked, Zwan, solo, Starchildren. Did I forget anything? Also I love very much R.E.M. and Radiohead. And Eels. Newfound likes are Keane and Damien Rice. Danish bands like Mew, Kashmir, Carpark North, Psyched Up Janis. Etcetera. And my old schoolmate Tina Dickow/Dico. Plus many more. I love music. But I heard that you have a signed Jennifer Paige CD! That can't be right? Oh but it is. I won it. I have won two of her CDs. I sold one and kept the signed one. Hey maybe one day it'll be worth something. It's juuuust a little cruuush. Come on, you gotta like that. I hate MTV yet I can't look away. Thank god for the mute button and pretty ladies. You sound like a dirty old pervert. Got any fetishes? I don't think I'm that old? Anyway, I have a thing for celebrities. I guess it comes from a that period when I was completely isolated and tv was all I had to keep me going. Anyone slightly famous turns me on in a big way. Go figure. I'm not proud of it but there you go. Also I have an oral fixation. I'm obsessed with blowjobs. I'm fascinated by mouths and tongues and... Ehm, so to answer your question: No, I'm not perverted at all. Haha. Sounds like you have a lot of sexual energy bottled up there? You try being a guy and going a quarter of a century without sexual intercourse. That's a long time! Are you a religious person, Mr Plumster? Not at all. I tend to sway between thinking that there is no god and then that there is a god but he just hates me and is the cause of all my problems and the wrongs in the world. I'm probably going to hell but what are ya gonna do? What does "weet" mean? It's a mix of wheee and sweet and w00t and probably more. Misspelling and making up words is good fun in a plumsical kinda way. Don't you think, d00d? Is it true that you hate the winter olympics? Yes. Yes it is. I'm all for fun in the snow but come on already. YOU'RE NOT THE REAL OLYMPICS! This is a Frequently Asked Questions thing. But has anyone ever asked even one of these questions? Well... no. Not really. But I gotta do something with my time. You want me to hang out on street corners and mug old ladies instead? Frankly I think that's very irresponsible of you. How exactly do you pay for all this? With a mixture of my mother's credit card and cash! WordPress is free though. From Belinda: If you could be any superhero in the world, who would it be? Well, I've always had a thing for Green Lantern. I used to have this green ring and I'd run around in the back yard and I'd be all green and superheroey. But I think I'd pick Superman. Because x-ray vision would kick ass and I want a superdog like Krypto. From Belinda: If you had $100 would you use it to sleep with tickle-me-bb? Almost certainly. Either that or a hell of a lot of mars bars. Who is The Boy Who Really Needs? Back to the Smashing Pumpkins. A line from the song Frail & Bedazzled goes (more or less) something like this: Try to understand the ones I love and their demands, it's so unfair when they can't see, that I'm the boy who really needs, their love I suppose. I used to write letters to MTV Europe's teletext pages. A section called Spit It Out. And I'd sign with The Boy Who Really Needs as my "alias". And then when I got internet I took that as my online name. I still have old websites floating in cyberspace with that name on it. But now I use Plume as my online name mostly. My real name is Lasse by the way. But they're all part of me. Lasse. That must surely be pronounced "Lassie", right? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I? No. No. No. It's not. Honestly. Say "Lass-eh" instead of "Lass-eeeee". Then you're closer. Or say Lass. Just don't call me Lassie unless you absolutely positively feel you have to. And it's Plume to you anyway. Good boy, Lassie. Arf. What is an earthquake cult? An earthquake cult is usually some religious group who wants to give me pamphlets or books or magazines about their religion. The rumour that "earth quake cult" is just another term for Iehova's witnesses is completely unfounded. Probably. Common earthquake cult beliefs include the fact that trees live longer than people because they're more spiritual and the fact that all good is caused by god while all evil is man's own responsibility. Most important though is the belief that religion is something that should be sold at the door and peddled on the streets by harassing strangers. Why do you hate earwigs so much Because they're part of a huge feminine conspiracy. It all involves how women pluck their eyebrows and use the hairs to make ear-wigs which are then inserted in people's ears with the help of earwigs. Also they look nasty and run really fast and creep me out. Who is Skye? It's a loooong story. She is my true love, but we are broken up now. Still friends. I owe her my life, quite possibly. If I have a question I'd like to get answered here, what should I do? Just email me or sign my guestbook or telepathically send it to me. I'm open to suggestions. Just remember that I already answered the gender thing. That's it. Now please faq off. |
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