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A little page with funny googleisms. Search terms used to find Plume.dk.
Funny, odd, random or just you know, bamboozle..
In chronological order, logically. Newest at the top.

suicidal blog entries
My writing is so bad that my entries want to kill themselves.

hitler+hamster
So now I wonder wether Hitler looked like a hamster. Or if he had a hamster. Or what.

sorry i forgot poems
It's okay you forgot poems.

panty on head is fun
Well, duh!

lasse denmark name pronounce
Don't go there.

twin sisters humping
Each other? Or someone else? I'm intrigued. Everybody loves twins.

nerd social phobic
Heeeey!

I need a christmas poem or letter to my deceased parents
And you thought google would be the way to go. That's sweet.

poems about drunk parents
Oh dad is drunk again. Falling down the stairs. Beating up my friend. It's not fair.

XMAS LYRICS AS IT WAS BACK IN OLDEN DAYS
Yeah, they don't make 'em like they used to. I mean, these days you have to bleep out half the carrols.



horse's butt
I get surprisingly many variations on this theme.

animal butt
Case in point.

horse butt
Okay, you get the idea.

spotlight lonely
That's me in the spotlight, losing my friends.

living with a social phobia
You might want to try dating the social phobia first. Just to make sure you're compatible.

why does it say press play on tape
That is a tough nut to crack. Maybe because you're supposed to press play on the tape deck?

insane poetry titles
Blip-båt og gud hvor går det godt.

scrap booking broken leg page
If I had a scrap book I wouldn't devote a whole page to a broken leg. I'm just saying.

bargirl blog
Dear diary, today I got drunk. Really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk.

free rituals to bring you past lover back forever
Hah, I'm afraid that sort of thing is going to cost you boy.

good introductions to a story
"Once Upon a Time"? Nah, it's been done.



Just for sh*t and googles. I mean, giggles.

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