Good goat times today. So so good to be out with my buddies again. Out in the fresh air, feeling the woolly fur of winter goat coats. I needed that. Seeing Jeanette and the goat girls surely has helped my mood.
Very cold though. Jeanette said it was -14C/7F when she left home. I think it was around -6C/21F when I got out. Freezingly cold. Snow on the ground. Not a huge amount, but enough to cover most places. When I was walking home there was light snow coming down, and the forecast promises more. Tis the season.
Just good to spend time with the goaties.
We had to do a hoof trimming on Sky, though. Her hooves had gotten pretty bad. The girl that used to help us do it no longer works there. So it has been way too long since they had their hooves trimmed. Today was a bit of an emergency trim, getting the worst cut off. They all need a proper trimming soon. It went okay with just me and Jeanette. It’s easier when we’re three though. One to hold the goat down, Jeanette to trim, and me to calm and soothe the goat. I’m sure there are people who can just do it on their own, but our goats don’t like it and we aren’t really used to it.
Anyway, it went okay and hopefully Sky’s feetsies are a little better now.
And now it’s time for soup, because it’s definitely soup weather.
5/1 2026
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It’s beginning to look a lot like cold.

5/1 2026
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Been a while since I’ve seen Luna sitting in her puppy position. You know, I can’t remember any of our other goats over the years sitting like that.

5/1 2026
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So good to be back with my SkyGirl.

5/1 2026
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Got an hour an change on the bike today.
Starting to feel a little stronger. My lun capacity still isn’t what it was. But the muscles feel stronger. Just good to be getting back to the rhythm. The goating and the exercising, that’s what I need.
Also received some postal packages and a Pepsi & Protein delivery. No ice cream. No chocolate. No licorice. I did get a week’s supply of protein bars. I know they’re basically candy, so I want to stop with them too. But I don’t want to cut everything off at once, just like I don’t want to overdo the exercise right away. Easing back into things.
As I said on bluesky, it’s -15/5 in Denmark, and I still just want to eat ice cream. Dieting is fun!
Also called the dentist and got an appointment next week, after they cancelled on me twice last year.
So that counts as a productive day, yes?
Did some reading of King Sorrow too. Really enjoying it. Dragons are cool, yeah.
6/1 2026
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“There’s so much hate for the ones who love” is a line that has stuck with me a lot lately. It’s striking how much hate there is in the world. And how easy it seems to be for a lot of people to just hate.
I know I’m biased because I’m on the other side, but it seems like there’s a lot of people on one side who are so eager to hate other people because of who they love. Because of who they want to marry. What gender they are, or aren’t. Sexuality. What god they velieve in. What location they are in. I just .. don’t understand the need to hate so much. Even if you think the people you hat are unnatural or what they’re doing is unnatural, so what. Why do you need them to be ‘natural’. There was a time when it was natural for white people to have black people as slaves, a time when it was natural for women not to be allowed to vote, what’s natural changes, what does it matter. If they’re not hurting you, what does it matter. Why is your god so weak that you need to force others to believe in him, why do you need to force people into little boxes that you can understand, why do you need to hate them if they don’t fit in there.
Bla bla. I know. The whole ‘humanity’ thing is more complicated. I just wish we could do without all the hate.
Won’t you give love a chance? Won’t you?
I wonder what would happen if you could reboot humanity. Start over, but keep the knowledge. Like when you imagine living your life again, but having the wisdom (or whatever..) of your adult life from the start. If you could reboot yourself and avoid all the really bad mistakes you made along the way, not worry about all the things you never needed to worry about. Cherish the things you didn’t realise you would lose. Let go of the things you didn’t realise you never needed.
Alright, I’ll shut up. Imagine if you could reboot Lasse and program him to only use 50% of the words he thinks he needs to use. It’s easy if you try.

6/1 2026
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goatlog

7/1 2026
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Has there been another time in history when European countries had to get together to discuss what to do in case of attack from America?
American officials just openly saying that they need to take control of a European country, like it’s nothing. Imagine if Canada just went out and said “yeah, we’re going to need Hawaii. And maybe Oregon.”.
I wonder if future Americans will be looking back on all this like current Germans must look back on Hitler.
Not to be hyperbolic or anything.
But what a fkn nuts time to be alive.
And there are people reading this who support a world leader who repeatedly talks about annexing parts of the country I live in. Can’t make this sht up.
7/1 2026
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By the way, I love America. And most Americans. Right now it just feels kind of like you’ve been gutpunched. What just happened? How could this happen? Why did this happen? And why does my tummy hurt?
Anyway, I’m sure the world will be fine. It’s not like humans have a history of forking everything up. What, us worry?
Quiet day today. I did not sleep well last night. Still not quite feeling myself. And I don’t enjoy the cold. But one day a day. Keep on going on.
7/1 2026
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Oh hey, I have a smoke detector. I assume. Maybe it’s a secret monitoring device for the goernment to receive signals from the nanobots they injected into me when I got the covid vaccine….
Haha, I just thought it was funny. I have lived here for two months and only now did I see that there was a thing in the ceiling. Blind life hashtag.

7/1 2026
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Goats make me smile. Think goat thoughts.

7/1 2026
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Good goat times today. A beautiful day. We got a bunch more snow.
Unfortunately I can’t show you, because my camera died on me. The dread lens error, the killer of all my cameras. At first I thought maybe it was the killer frost that got to it. But it sounds like a mechanical problem.
So I’m boned.
Dangit. I do have a few old reserves. But this was my best one, the last really good ones. I just don’t think I want to spend money on a new one again. I’m going to have to make do with the old ones, even if the focus isn’t always the best. Sigh.
It was kind of weird today, sitting around with the goats without a camera in my hand. I’m so used to having a camera with me, it’s like a third leg. I mean, third arm. Or whatever.
But hey, I’ll take it as a reminder to enjoy the moments, instead of just filming them for later.
And it is so good to sit with the goats. On a beautiful snow day.
Funniest thing was when Luna was in the middle of eating from a breakfast bowl and then visitors came to the fence and she started bleating to them. While still eating. Always sounds funny when they bleat while they eat. Eating is too important, you can’t stop that. But sometimes you also just have to bleat. Funny how if humans talk with the mouth full it’s gross, but when goats do it it’s adorable. Actually it’s like that with a lot of things. Everything’s just better when it’s done by goats.
I’m sad about the canera, but c’est la vie.
8/1 2026
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Today is David Bowie’s birthday?
That’s weird. Because I dreamt about him last night. I dreamt that I travelled back in time and.. either I teached him or he teached me. I can’t remember which one, but one of us was a techer. And I was a girl. I don’t really remember any details other than that. But I remember when I woke from teh dream I was really taken by, it was a really profound and beautiful dream and I felt like I had really spent time with him.
I had no idea today was his birthday.
I do think the dream may have happened because I downloaded a documentary about him. I haven’t actually watched it yet, but I think getting it just put his name in my subconscious or something.
But anyway. Happy beyond birthday, Bowie. I hope you’re floating in a tea pot with David Lynch.
8/1 2026
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Unfortunately I couldn’t take any pictures today, but I don’t want you all to go goatless. So here is a frosty Luna I prepared earlier in the week.

8/1 2026
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Hi. I don’t feel so good. I’m just trying to… knock my brain into a better place. Has anyone seen my comedically large cartoon mallet?
What’s a mallet anyway? Isn’t that a duck?
In the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Duck!
I just. feel like everything about me is wrong. Solve that equation…
bla bla, it’s fine. I just need a little cheese with that whine.
9/1 2026
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Think goat thoughts.

9/1 2026
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Murder, She Iced.
9/1 2026
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Bedtime For Sprinkler
10/1 2026
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Got an hour and a half on the bike today.
Manage to push myself quite well. Still not feeling great, but I think it’s very important that I get into the exercise rhythm and stick to it. I think one of the reasons that I have not been feeling well could be that I have been living so unhealthily and have been so inactive. In any case getting in better shape must be a good thing. I’m working on it.
Also good news. I seemed to have fixed my camera. It took some brute force. I was literally jamming a knife into lens mechanism to try to get it to work and pop out. And suddenly it did. I sure hope it will keep working, that would be nice.
One day a day, onwards and tappa tappa tappa, and twirl.
10/1 2026
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“I would like to make a deal the easy way, but if we don’t do it the easy way we’re going do it the hard way.”
And then he says he’s a fan of Denmark.
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
If you are a facebook friend of mine and you are a Trump supporter, it maybe should be time for us to party ways. I really don’t mind being friends with people with differing opinions. But this is a world leader repeatedly threatening my country. If you support this rhetoric, you are supporting war against my country.
You are also supporting the dumbest fucking most corrupt piece of
[this broadcast has been terminated]

10/1 2026
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🎶 you neer know how strong you are until you start to break 🎵
put some music on the front page

10/1 2026
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Not feeling great today. Making bad choices for myself. Feeling like a rat in a maze and someone forgot to put in a piece of cheese.
I just want some cheese, man. Is that so much to ask?
Wait, I have cheese in my fridge. I don’t even need to go through a labyrinth.
Do you ever feel like getting out of bed is like going through a labyrinth? Someone ate my bread crumbs.
Today is a good day to not think about politics.
One day a day.
Say cheese.
11/1 2026
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Interesting how last years the focus in Denmark was how would we defend ourselves against Russia. Now it is how we would defend ourselves against America.
Imagine seeing headlines about the guy who thinks he should have won the peace prize is asking his military to draw up invasion plans for your country.
But I’m not thinking about it. I’m not listening la la la. Stuffing cheese in my ears.
If there are any UFOs reading this, please kidnap me. You can probe me, I don’t care. Just take me away from this dumb fkn planet.
ok ok. next week will be better. Dedicated to the routine of goats, exercise and soup. JUST DO IT.
11/1 2026
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That’s all for now.

Good goat times today. Good to get out again.
I missed all last week because of holidays and feeling bad days. I have missed too many days lately.
But good to be back. Frost on the ground, but a good deal of sun in the sky. And my three little goat buddies, the best company there is. A quiet day with them, no visitors while I was there. Jeanette on vacation. So we just hung out. Lots of treats and scratches.
It will be nice to get back to a proper routine with them. Just gotta get mew year’s over with, and then it’s year of the goat. Which is every year, for me.
And now it’s time for some soup. Maybe I’ll have some of the bread fairy’s bread with it.
29/12 2025
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Three goats enjoying the sunshine, even though it’s cold.

29/12 2025
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Here come the sun

29/12 2025
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When they met it was MURDER!
.. of crows, that is.
The crows were out greeting me when I got there this morning. Been a while since I heard a real big gathering of the feathers.
29/12 2025
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Hey everybuddies. Got an update from Jeanette about Lily and Nuller. Look, they have a new friend! A little girl called Klokkeblomst (Tinker Bell). How sweet. Now they are a trio again, after Sassy’s passing. She looks like a little sweetheart. While Nuller is looking like the big boy he was always destined to be. I think he outgrew little mama Lily pretty early on. Good to see them again.

30/12 2025
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Oh, Facebook. Honey. Don’t do this to yourself.
30/12 2025
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Last day of the year. Nine hours to go right now.
I’m just going to have a quiet night in. As I always do. I’ll just be sitting here and hoping nothing explodes. I don’t like this day. I worry about the goats. And the world.
I’ll write more later. The recap of my year will be about 815 pages.
I did get a little exercise today. I got a hint that I Should check my mailbox in the morning. I’ll tell you later what I found. But I took the chance to walk up and down the 6 flights of stairs. Going up takes a lot more energy! But that counts as exercise, right?
Have a safe day and night everyone.
Talk laterz, gaterz.
31/12 2025
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Hey hey! Thank you so much Helle Hansen for the lovely card and the goodies and so so so much more. Thank you for everything. You have been a lifesaver. Godt nytår!

31/12 2025
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Butt what?
31/12 2025
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Well, it’s been a year. It sure has. It sure has. More than ever, it’s been a year.
The whole world has gone crazy. But what else is new. Every yeah for the last almost decade or so we’ve ended every year with some variation of “it’s been the worst year ever, it can only get better next year” and then it got worse. Is next year going to be worse? Who the fork knows, probably.
But I’m not too concerned with the real world. It’s not something I have a lot of desire to be a part of. It is not my world anymore.
But I wish you all luck in fixing it! Who knows, maybe it’s possible. I feel like we’ve passed the tipping point and there’s no longer hope of a good future. But then I am always fatalistic. I hope I’m wrong, I hope we can make it better at some point.
And I hope I can keep contributing a little bit of positivity with the goat posts. It always makes me happy when people on the goat page say I have helped them or given them something to smile about or whatever. I know that from myself, podcasters or youtubers or whatever who do things they don’t themselves think is something that important, but it just means a lot to have something to look forward to in your day, something to smile about, some community to feel a part of. Or whatever. I guess that’s something to strive for. Keep throwing pebbles and hope the ripples of positivty spread to enough people.
I’m not drunk, I swear. I only drink Pepsi, even on New Year’s eve.
Anyway. It has indeed been a year. Probably the craziest in my life since.. I don’t know when. Since the diabetes stuff quieted down. The biggest and most important change in decades? Maybe. There have been a couple of big goat moves in those years and those impated my life. But on the home front it has been a long long time since something this major happened.
It’s funny looking back at my personal headlines this year.
And I can do that, because I keep a history. Some of you may remember that I actually have a website with a blog. I used to do actual blogging. Now I just use the blog as a Facebook archive. Which can be handy if I want to remember something or look back on it. But looking back at the headlines, the first half of the year there’s pretty much nothing going on. Some health concerns about my brother and parents. They have had their issues, my brothers two hip surgeries and complications, my mother with pneumonia and breathing problems, and of course dad’s pacemaker and progressing alzheimers. Those were the challenges of the first half of the year, but for me personally there was pretty much nothing.
And then in June it was breaking news with the termination of my lease due April next year. And then from July it was suddenly all a whole lot and very important. Getting in touch with Helle. Meetings about the rehousing. And I thought then that would be it until next year, that I would be moving at the last moment in April. Then the tooth pains took over, ending with having a tooth pulled. And then suddenly it was back to the apartment situation, with two offers in one week. And well you know how it all went. I picked one, got it, and then it was all the moving and stuff. No reason to go over it all in detail again. It’s kind of crazy to think that now.. I’m on the other side of all that. Presumably. I still have some unpacking and organising to finish. But in most aspects I am.. home.
I had known for years that it was coming, that I would have to move at some point. But I didn’t think I could do it.
I am still so relieved and thankful that it went like it did. I was so scared of it, I was convinced it was something I could not get through, something I could not face. But it all worked out in the best possible way, I think. And as always, I have to say a million billion thank yous to Helle. I don’t know how things would have gone if I hadn’t reached out to her and if she hadn’t been so willing to help me. I don’t know if I could have done it without her, but I know it would have been tremendously harder. Even the times she wasn’t actively helping, it was just a huge mental help to know she was on my side.
The moving experience itself was actually almost kind of nice. It’s almost a fond memory now. Going back and forth with a shopping kart. It was almost.. fun? Not that I want to do it again. But yeah, I saved so much time, so much money and so many worries.
Not everything here is perfect, but I’m so happy I got here and I sure hope it will be a long long time before I have to deal with anything like this again.
Hopefully next year will be a less complicated one. I know there are things ahead that will be difficult. For me, and for the world. But one day a day.
Thank you everyone so much for helping me along with this too. It’s priceless, to not ever have to feel like I’m completely alone. Daily support and well wishes, it truly means the world to me and makes a huge difference. I have a fatalistic mind that always trends towards sadness and self-pity. But I try to knock sense into myself and be aware and grateful for how blessed I am in many ways. I may not be ‘normal’ or have a ‘normal’ life in some ways. But it could be so damn much worse.
And now. I’m going to actually shut up. There’s about an hour left of the year here. Constant fireworks outside. I do not like this night, but it’s just something to get through.
Hope you all have a happy and safe new year’s eve. And may good things come to you in the new year. I may not have much hope for the world, but that doesn’t mean I’m not hoping for good things for you all.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
31/12 2025
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So here it is, merry 2026.
No incidents so far.
I turned off the lights at midnight and watched some fireworks. It certainly is a better view from the 6th floor than from ground floor. Although with my lack of sight, it’s not like I could get the full effect. And I just… really hate fireworks. I don’t trust humans to have explosives. If it was up to me they would be totally banned. Have some designated spots where professionals can fire them off, if you need to enjoy some explosions. But for me, no thank you.
I like the quiet on New Year morning, everyone sleeping it off. It’s almost 4 pm now, fireworks going again. If it was just one night then it would bother me less. But a month and more, bit much.
But enough about that. I think I’m going to start the year with some soup. Set the tone for the year.
Hope you’re all into the new year without problems. May it be a good one. It could happen.
1/1 2026
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Do you have frozen berries? You may want to consider thermal underwear!
Sorry.

1/1 2026
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First day of 2026 done. Okay, okay. I’m not going to keep counting days.
Almost two months done in the new apartment. Okay okay, I’ll stop counting months.
I’m running out of fingers anyway.
Just planning to take it easy for the rest of the week. And then next week I’ll try to start working hard to get in a better place, physically and mentally. Not in a super great place right now. Well, the apartment is good. But the body and brain has been better. I think the replacement brain I got will work out fine. It’s Normal. ABBY NORM
okay okay.
So, one day a day. I don’t have any plans or ambitions for the year. That may sound bad, but it’s really not. I didn’t have any plans for last year and look how that went. Lots of stuff happening. And I may not have had ambitions but I ended up facing a whole lof of fears and doing a whole lot of things that were difficult. Don’t know if I exactly conquered anything, but I faced them head on and with help and determination I got through some stuff and bla bla.
There’s a very good chance that there will be very difficult things happening this year, for me and for the world. We’ll worry about that when we get there.
I hope you will all have the strength, help and luck to overcome whatever hardships you may face this year.
Whatever happens, the rock in space will keep rotating. Try to enjoy the ride.
1/1 2026
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Eight years. Sigh.
Also time to diet again again.
2/1 2026
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Ooh. Did you know that the entire series of Earth2 is on youtube?
Okay, it’s not the best quality. I’m still tempted to sit down and watch the whole thing.
It’s one of my earliest memories of the kind of shows I love most, the somewhat serialized mysteryboxy show. And sci-fi.
It may have been my introduction to Tim Curry too. I probably had seen him before this, but this might have been the first time he really stood out to me. His character was super interesting, even if he was only in I think 3 episodes.
And it must have been the first time I saw Clancy Brown. Always loved him.
And I thought Rebecca Gayheart was sooo fine.
May also have been the first time I clutched my head and screamed at the screen WHAT THAT CANT BE THE ENDING. Because it got cancelled on a cliffhanger. And that was back when I didn’t really know how the TV business worked and you didn’t have access to constant information about everything all of the time. So I didn’t understand why they would choose to end the show on a giant cliffhanger. Not realising that wasn’t THEIR choice.
I miss those kinds of shows. The 20+ episode seasons. If they rebooted that show today it would be like 8 episodes and then a couple of years before you found out if it was cancelled or coming back. To be fair it would probably also be a lot better of a show. Because strictly speaking Earth2 wasn’t a great show. Apparently Steven Spielberg was involved but had his name taken off it after watching it? Haha. But I miss when TV shows had all those episodes to slowly evolve. And you had all that time to get to know the world and the characters and the story. Those 12 seasons of Buffy and Angel would probably be 20 episodes if it was made today. I grew up feeling like the Buffyerse was there all my life.
Alright, I’ll shut up. But if you want to watch some good old 90s scifi mysterybox, then Earth 2 is on the youtube.

2/1 2026
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Forecast says temperatures below freezing day and night for the next week SO THATS JUST GREAT.
Booking my flight to Hawaii now. Anyone have a coupon code for Oceanic Airlines?
2/1 2026
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You win some, you lose some.
Not a great day today. I got up around 8.30. And I got back in bed around 8.40.
Crushing depression. I don’t know if people who haven’t experienced that kind of depression know how physical it can feel. Like a heavy blanket weighting you down.
Anyway. I did not want to be in this world. So the only other place to be was dreamland, and I went back to bed for some 4ish hours.
Not a smart thing to do. But sleeping feels good. So good, so good.
The day hasn’t been a complete loss. I was planning to get up early and do exercises. The eearly part didn’t work out, but I managed to force myself on the bike. Got about an hour, so I’ll count that as a win. Even if the performance wasn’t great. But I very nearly did nothing at all, so doing something is good. Still in the phase of trying to get back into a routine. So doing _something_ was important. Just gotta stick with it.
Not feeling too good physically and mentally. But hopefully it will pick up when I get back to regular hoating and exercising. That’s the plan.
I’m out of ice cream and chocolate. Got a few protein bars left. I’ll try my best to not buy more. Eat more veggis and fruits, add some protein powder. Try to get that 5-2 diet going.
One day a day. Hope you’re all doing alright out there. Only 3 days into the year, still plenty of time to make it bang.
3/1 2026
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Thank you everyone for the encouraging words on the last post.
Feeling somewhat better, to a point. Glad I made myself do the exercising, makes me feel like the day wasn’t a complete waste. Now I have to get my sleep rhythm back after sleeping way too much.
In other news, I’m definitely not commenting about Veneuela.
Okay, I don’t know enough about the whole situation anyway to make informed comments. I am well aware that my feelings are deeply coloured by my opinion on.. some parties involved.
It just seems deeply baffling to me. The world in general, I mean.
I wish they would get going already and invent a way for us to get rid of our bodies and just put our brains in jars and let us live in a virtual reality representation of a time when we were happier. That sounds like the plot of a 90s scifi movie, and that is also the reality I would like to be put into thank you. The 90s were the besties.
Hope you’re all having a good weekend. I think I’m going to go to youtube and watch Jerry Stiller and Julia Louis Dreyfus outtakes. That always makes me laugh.
3/1 2026
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HE’S MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE FIFA PEACE PRIZE!!!
3/1 2026
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Not a great day today. Not surprisingly. Slept way too much yesterday, so I couldn’t sleep properly last night so I want to sleep now during the day but I can’t sleep too much or I won’t be able to sleep tonight and..
Not a good cycle.
And the depression is pretty strong still.
But it’s alright. Tomorrow we start getting back to the routines, just gotta find my way back to that. No problemo.
Too cold though. I saw someone say it’s going to be down to -15C/5F at night now. I don’t think it will be quite that cold right here in my area. But it’s getting down there.
But enough complaining. It will be good to get back on the right track. Goating, souping, exercising.
It’s all going to be great.
And America is definitely not going to kidnap Danish leaders and just ‘run’ Greenland for the minerals and stuff. That’ll never happen.
Alright. Take a chill pill, Lassedude. And turn up the heater.
4/1 2026
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That’s all for now.