Jaws
September 7th, 2025t’s been a painful night.
Let’s see what the day brings.
1/9 2025
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Who’s got two thumbs and one less tooth?
This guy.
Let me tell you the story.
Yes, the short version is that I got the tooth yanked.
The long version is as follows.
I had a super painful night. And a fever when I got up. Called my dentist the moment they opened. Thankfully they had an open appointment today.
I couldn’t swallow or look up at the ceiling without pain, I could barely open my mouth wide enough to brush my teeth. I was not doing so good.
I got the appointment for 2:30 pm. Now, I was feeling so bad and surely had an infection that i thought maybe they’d send me to the ER. I don’t know how these things work. But because i had that thought I decided to call dad and hear if he could join me. In case I needed help getting around. He was up for that. Because he’s always eager to help.
Now, we had a little snafu. He turned up at my house at 11 am, as I was trying to nap and gather strenght. I don’t know why he came so early, he even had a note with the time written when he was supposed to come meet me. So we suddenly had 3½ hours to kill. He did some errands and stuff and eventually we went to the dentist. Even with the time we had passed, we were still an hour early. Let me tell you. That was not a fun hour sitting in the dentist waiting room in really bad pain. It was pretty bad. But I was grateful to have my dad there, it’s nice to not be alone.
So finally the dentist called me in. He basically took one look in my mouth and said “yeah that’s gotta go”. He took an x-ray and as expected the tooth was infected and it was somewhat going into the jaw too.
So there wasn’t a whole lot of fussing around or discussing. The tooth had to go. And he got right to work. Anesthesia. Oh man. I definitely understand why people get addicted to opiods. That feeling of pain just … seeping away. After days of really rather excruciating pain. It was just gone. I was tempted to ask if I could just get Pepsi Max sized bottle of whatever he gave me.
My tnogue turned into a big wooly cloth in my mouth. Good thing i don’t have any hot dates today.
And then he yanked it out. It was a weird thing. Even when you’re not feeling the pain. It’s still weird to have someone cranking a tooth ouf your jawbone. It wasn’t pleasant. But it wasn’t too bad. Worse was the preliminary stuff when I was still feeling pain. Having to open my mouth wide to get stuff prodded in there, that was very unpleasant. The yanking itself, eh it was mildly curious.
So now I have one less tooth. I wish i had gone ahead and got it yanked right away instead of going through all the stuff the last month. But oh well. Hindsight is.. clearer than front sight.
Wouldn’t it be nice if this cleared up all my tooth troubles? Wouldn’t it? I’m scared it won’t. But I’m glad this got done.
The dentist said he wanted to see if I could manage it without penicillin. The swelling should go down and the pain go away in a couple of days. If I’m still having issues I have to contact them and get a prescription for some stuff.
Let’s hope it works out without more fuss.
It’s now just about 3 hours after the session. I am almost allowed to eat and drink again. I wish i’d eaten something beforehand…
I am feeling pain again. Not as bad as before. But there’s pain. I’ve been biting down on cotton pads for three hours. I am so ready to get something to eat and drink. First thing is going to be some painkillers. The dentist told me to take some of those.
And that was that.
And it turned out to be quite good that I had dad with me, because he suggested we go in the market next door if I needed to buy some stuff. So I bought iced creams and bananas. The dentist told me to start off eating cold and soft things if possible. So that’s my excuse for more ice creamed.
Oh and the cost of the procedure came out to just less of 2000Dkr/313usd. So it sucks having to pay that, but I was worried it would be 2 or 3 times that. Would have considerably cheaper if I’d gotten the tooth yanked the first time, but you live and learn. I’d just really like to be pain free. Here’s to hoping.
Thanks to dad for helping me and paying for the iced creams. Score! And thank you everyone for the support and advice.
i hope better days are ahead now. i’m going to have to take it easy for a few days. I miss the goats something fierce, but probably wouldn’t be a good idea to risk a headbutting right now.
Alright. Time for painkillers. Then a banana. Then a bunch of icedcreams.
The tooth is out there.
1/9 2025
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Gosh darned I’m tired. It’s been a day. After a year. And a decade. And the whole y2k thing and. I’ma sleep tonight.
Funny things today, doing improvised sign language to dad and mumbling to mom on the phone, since I had to keep my mouth shut. For a change. Normally you know I gab gab gab, I never shut up. Had to bite down on cotton puffs for 3 hours. Felt good to get them out and get a drink.
Now it’s banana and ice cold Pepsi Max time.
You can’t handle the tooth!
1/9 2025
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Oh hello world. Has anyone seen a tooth, I seem to be missing one?
Oh wait, it’s all coming back to me now. Well, the tooth isn’t. That’s gone for good.
Anyway, enough of the slapstick comedy routine. How am i doing? I’m doing fine. Better certainly than before the tooth pull. My jaw is still swollen and there’s pain, but again not as bad as before the pull. Hopefully the swelling and pain will subside over today and tomorrow, otherwise i’ll have to get in touch with the dentist and asc for all the anti bactanoids, which I believe is the correct terminanogy. The anesthesia may still be affecting my fingers.
Had good long sleep last night. Got woked up early by bulls dozing right outside my window louder than they have been for month. But what can you do. They quieted down eventually and I got a couple more hours sleep before they woke me up again.
it as a rough day yesterday, but hopefully the recovery will be without complications. You never know, it could happen.
2/9 2025
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It is thundering outside. Autumn has come to Denmark.
And how am I feeling?
Okay, I suppose. Not in pain, which is really nice. I have taken painkillers, so it’s hard to gage exactly my condition. Without painkillers there would be pain, but nothing like before the extraction.
i still have a swelling under my chin. I am not sure if it has gone down or not. It’s certainly not as horrible feeling as before the extraction either. But it is annoying. It feels like it’s pushing on my throat.
The dentist said it could take 2-3 days for it all to settle. I think if I still have a lot of swelling and some pain and it’s bothering me tomorrow, i will probably call in and ask if hey maybe the antibiotics would be a good idea after all. i think they try not to prescribe those if they can avoid it. But I do wish they’d given me some. I do feel a bit off. All in all it’s good not to be in horrible pain though. And I suppose it’s normal that it takes a few days to get over having a piece of your skull forcibly removed.
Got a Protein & Pepsi delivery today. Although this time it was more a delivery of various yoghurts and iced creams and soft things. Some koldskål even though summer is over. But I’ll have a soft diet for a few days.
And the thunder goes on. I’d rather listen to that than to the dozing bulls.
2/9 2025
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It’s interesting how many people are saying I should have had antibiotics. Obviously, I am not a doctor so I do not know much about it.
I was just looking on the googlewebs, and apparently Denmark is one of the foremost countries when it comes to limitg the use of antibiotics and research into the subject.
It also said that current projections say that in 2050 more people could be dying from antibiotic resistance than are currently dying from cancer. Now I’m not fact checking any of that.
But it’s just to maybe shed some light for the people who don’t understand why I wasn’t given antibiotics. I think we are pretty strict about it in Denmark. So that’s why, that’s why the dentist wanted to see if I could manage without them
Right now the painkillers I took last are wearing off and i’m not feeling great. I’m feeling a LOT better than before the extraction. But there’s pain. And there’s swelling. And it’s pressing on my throat and making it hard to open my mouth up wide. And I’m just feeling ab it off. So, as I think i said earlier, if i still feel like that tomorrow then i’ll call the dentist and ask if maybe we should do something. He did say it would take 2-3 days, so it’s not like this is necessarily abnormal.
I was talking to my parents on the phone and out of curiosity I asked if they knew if you can get antibiotics prescribed over the phone. Apparently dad said that’s illegal. He’s been out of the medical business for many decades though, I’m not sure that’s up to date information.
Anyway. I have had banana and iced creams and yoghurt and soft cheese snacks today. And Pepsi. not bad. I am paranoid about disturbing the wound. I do think the dentist could have given better information about how to behave after the extraction. I went home and googled for tips and there was stuff there that I wish he would have told me about. Unless of course those tips are just internet hogwash and I shouldn’t pay attention to them! Urgh. Haha. Well hopefully it will all be okay.
Sorry if this is all terribly annoying! But thank you being there and the advice and support, i am glad I a mot just alone with all this. Always helps to have a support system!
2/9 2025
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Hello hellow. it is 10 am and I am checking in. Press the button and reset the numbers.
How am i doing?
Better, I should say. Not great. But better.
I had a rough night. The pain seemed to be increasing.
And then I did something stupid and only took half the dosage of painkillers. Usually i have always taken 2 ibuprofen and 1 paracetamol. That’s always what I thought was the right dosage. But then when looking up how many paras to take after the toothpull, internet said 2. So okay, i’ve been taking 2. And that’s been helping. But last night i figured I’d just take the 1 as I’ve previously been used to doing.
And that was a mistake. Because it didn’t seem to help. And I was laying in bed and in pain. And about an hour later I was feeling I needed more help, but I wasn’t sure if it was okay to take 1 more para, if splitting the dosage like that was okay blabla i worry too much.
I ended up taking one more para. And i guess it helped some. I got some sleep. Not great, but something.
And when I got up this morning I was feeling somewhat better. I wasn’t sure if it was still the effect of the painkillers or not. But now it’s been about 8 hours without painkillers and I am still feeling improved. My fever has gone down, temperature still a bit eleavated but not in fever therritory. I still have swelling under the jaw and chin, but it’s not as much. It was that swelling that was really painful. It felt huge and tight and burning hot and constricting my throat last night. Now it’s a lot less excessive. i can swallow without huge pain. i can open my mouth a bit wider.
So I’m getting better. The dentist said it would take 2-3 days. It’s been 2 days. I guess i’m on track? I was planning to call the dentist today. But since I seem to be on track now I guess I’ll hold off. I’ll be honest, a big part of that is my avoidant self. Facing another possible dentist trip right now just seems awful. Unless it’s really necessary. I will monitor the situation I guess. If it gets worse today, or if it’s not markedly better tomorrow. Then I’ll call. But for now.. I’m feeling fairly okay without painkillers. Soo. Hopefully that will be okay.
Sorry for the rambling, but it helps me to write it all out. i am sure by now people know just to skim it when there’s a long post like this.
Oh also I wrote to my doc, or the nurse i usually see actually, and asked if i could get a prescription for the para painkillers. I don’t know if they do that over writing. i know stronger painkillers they demand you show up. But this is otc strength. The normal packages you buy are small and expensive. Because i guess there were too many people trying to use them to off themselves, and that leads to real bad results. So now access is very limited. Getting a prescription would save me a lot of money. I use them against back pain too sometimes. But I’ll see what they say about that.
So here we are now. Feeling not great, but better. Guess I will sit around and relax and eat soft and cold things. One day a day.
3/9 2025
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A Shocking development! Well, not quite. But a development.
My pain levels were starting to rise again, despite taking painkillers.
So I decided to bite the bullet, or gum it at least. And called the dentist. Explained the situation. The phone lady called back 5 minutes later after talking to the dentist. And told me they had prescribed antibioatics for me.
And now my dad is going to pick them up for me, because i am a spoiled child and because i’m really not feeling too well again.
Hopefully the antibiotics will do their thing and help me out. I am really tired of feeling rotten. Really tired in general. I know they would prefer us to manage without antibiotics but it seems like i need them. And I’m glad I didn’t listen to the avoidant voices in my head that told me to wait till tomorrow and see. Maybe i can aboid another painful night. I don’t know how quick that stuff’s supposed to work. But getting started the sooner the better. And i’m glad they could do it over the phone, I was dreading them saying i had to come in. I really don’t feel like going out right now. I probably won’t be seeing the goats till next week either, I miss them. But right I’m just not all there. Feels like the swelling has swole up after falling some in the morning.
Anyay, there’s another chapter in Lasse’s amazing adventures on the tooth fairy across the sea of pain and iced creams. Bleep bleep, this truck is backing up into the dumpster fire.
No let’s hope i’m on the right track now. Thanks for listening or skimming.
3/9 2025
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This is Lasse. This is Lasse on antibiotics.
So far so good. I feel a little better. I know that’s just psychosomatic, it will take a few days to work. But boy am I looking forward to getting rid of this burning hot tennis ball that’s been stuck in the side of my throat for days. That swelling can’t go down soon enough, that would just be swell.
I’m looking forward to eating real food too. I really want soup. But I don’t dare do that yet. I am still paranoid about disturbing the wound.
But anyway. So glad I got the antibiotics. Thank you everyone for helping nudge me along to it.
Jeanette says the goat miss me. I’m goign to choose to believe that, and not that they are just happy to get a break from me. Hopefully I’ll see them soon.
And who knows what wil lhappen next, I’m scared to find out. I need a hole to bury my head in. Or a big tub of iced cream
3/9 2025
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Oh hello. It’s your favourite tooth blogger here. Other media are lying to you, but I’m teeling you the tooth!
How am i doing today? Not great. I sure am glad that i got started on the antibiotics yesterday instead of waiting. Because it wouldn’t have cleared up on its own, that’s for sure. It hasn’t even been a full 24 hours of antibots so I know I can’t expect results yet, but I sure would like this painful swelling to go down. It’s better than it was but it’s not good. And I am just really… really.. tired. Of pain and discomfort and worry. Here’s to hoping I’ll start to see real results soon.
I had an eye doc appointment on Tuesday, but I called in and got that postponed. Hopefully i’m feeling better by then, but I don’t want to risk it and even if I feel better I still don’t feel like dealing with more stuff. Going places and being around people, it’s not easy for me even when I’m in good condition. Right now, forgeddabout it. Just a routine checkup anyway.
— and now technical difficulties on the computer and I’m just feeling really rotten. I am so ready for this week to be over. Boo hoo!
4/9 2025
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Nearing the end of another day. time seems slow like.. my.. thoughts.
It’s ben up and down today. For a while I felt better, then worse. Right now I feel the best since the extraction I think. There’s still a fairly big swelling, but right now it feels less severe. Feels like I can move my head and jaw more. It really grinds you down to have a big throbbing painful brick lodged in your throat, let me tell you.
Past the first 24 hours of antibiotics. Hopefully this is a sign it’s working and it will soon be a real improvement. HOPE. It’s what reberrions are built on. Wait that sounds racist. it was just meant to be another berry joke.
Orlright. Scheduled another delivery for tomorrow. I want more soft stuff. More bananas and yoghurt. Didn’t realise how much i’d want that. I don’t feel like biting on hard stuff. Sorry, Ironman. We’ll reschedule our date.
Other than that just trying to get through the time. One hour and hour.
I’m glad the whole world is doing great and this is the worst thing that’s happening to anyone, and yes it does take a lot of effort and courage to bear my hardships with such dignity. What great future lies ahead for us all, hooray!
4/9 2025
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Hello again, my friends. I hope this facebook post finds you well, actually.
How am I, actually?
Okayish. I think. Feeling the best I have since the tooth came out on Monday.
I still have a swelling, but it feels a lot less severe right now. I’m about a day and a half into the antibiotics, so I suppose it’s natural that it still needs time to work.
But I’m feeling so much better right now.
i wish the dentist had given me antibiotics right away. But I sure am glad I didn’t wait the full 3 days to call. It was a rough few days.
I guess it is my lymph node that’s swollen? I’m not a doctor, I just play one on tv. But that’s what it seems like, under my jaw. On the right side I can feel the normal little.. gladn or whatever. And on the left side I guess it just ballooned up, like I said it felt like a brick. Super tight and rock hard and throbbing, oh my. And so painful. it’s almsot weird beginning to be able to moe my jaw again.
My back has been hurting more too, because I have not been able to keep good posture, the pain in my head and jaw and neck, I couldn’t sit properly. Hopefully that will get better too.
And as long as it keeps improving then i’m happy. Right now i’m feeling pretty comfortable. I don’t think I’m feeling good enough that i would want to go out. But just sitting here, it’s not too bad. After days of constant pain, it’s nice to just be able to sit and not feel pain. As long as I don’t move my head too much, it almost feels normal. Almost. Still taking painkillers too, they wren’t doing much good the last couple of days but maybe now they are helping.
Alright. I know I haven’t been much fun lately, but to be fair I think it’s important to remember that i haven’t been much fun before that either. So there’s a cosmic balance to the misery. Or something.
Thank you everyone for helping me balance the scales.
5/9 2025
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In case you’re missing goat content, here’s a little Lunaface.
I was just hinking, my teethline is going to start looking more and more like Kamel’s. Maybe I should get my ears folded too. Oldtimers will know what I mean.
5/9 2025
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Man, it’s so nice to feel not horrible. I’m not in perfect condition, but not feeling that constant pain. What a relief.
I still have quite a bit of swelling, though. It’s only just around 2 days of antibiotics now, so I hope it will still go down. It’s not hurting now if i don’t touch it. But it’s still there. I hope it won’t be like Irene mentioned, that it’s full of pus or something. I would hate having to deal with having that emptioed surgically or whatever. Eek. But hopefully it will go down. It certainly feels a lot better. I can use my mouth a lot more, which is going to do wonders for my dating life.
Sorry about the crude humour, but I’m a crude guy donctha know.
I got another delivery today. Unfortunately I kinda jumped the gun and thought “oh I need so many bananas and so much yoghurt!”. Now that my jaw is working better I regret getting some of the stuff I got. I don’t think I need THAT many bananas and that much drinking yoghurt. Oh well. I also got some white bread and cheese. I have not had white bread and cheese in… it could be years? Part of my health journey was completely cutting out that stuff. I have only been eating rye bread.
But I just had a cheese sandwich. Coold, I mean. Not melted or anything. But it was yummy. White bread, butter, cheese. Mmm. I could get addicted to that again.
And i could eat it. Carefully. i still can’t open my mouth completely as before. But I could eat it okay. So that’s good. I still want to take it carefully. I don’t really dare warm food yet. Not soup. Or hard food. But I can eat food again. So that’s nice.
I still have iced creams in the freezer too.
Right now it feels like I’m in a much better place and that things are getting better. If the swelling would just go down over the weekend, I’d be really happy. Here’s to hoping. At least it’s good to not feel awful.
That pain reminded me of back when my eyes went really bad. The worst pain I have ever experienced is still having the high pressure pain in my eyes. That was the worst thing ever. I can’t describe how horrible that was.
The tooth pain might not be that bad, but the constant pain from the tooth and the swollen brick of infection in the jaw and throat, that was pretty awful too. Constant pain is really hard to deal with, I am sorry for those that have it and can’t get away from it.
Hopefully I’m over the worst now. Although there’s still a big bad future to cope with. Ah maybe it won’t be that bad. Maybe it.. you never know.
It’s amazing what you are capable of dealing with when life forces you to face it.
.. I assume, I’ll be over there hiding under my bed.
5/9 2025
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Hello Saturday, here we are now.
How it’s toothing?
Prety much same as yesterday. Which isn’t bad, because I’m feeling pretty okay. But I do still have that swelling, and I am not sure if it has gone down a bit. It’s still pretty annoying when i move my head or open my mouth. But at least I’m not really in pain. It’s only 3½ days of antibiotics, so I still hope the swelling will go down. But I’ll have to see. If it hasn’t really gone down by Monday I guess I need to contact.. the dentist or the doctor? I’m not sure. If it’s an abscess then I’m not really sure if that’s a dental or a ..doctal thing. But I guess I’ll find out. Or, hopefully I won’t.
It’s weird not having a bottom molar on one side. I keep noticing the empty space. Running my tongue in there. I guess by now the dry socket thing is no longer a concern, I would be in pain if there was a dry socket. And the clot must be pretty fixed by now? I am not pushing the wound or anything, still want to give it peace and still nto ready to dare hot food. But still kind of running my tongue through the space. It’s weird.
Ah well. I’m just glad to not be in pain and to not be feeling horrible. It has not been a fun time lately.
Takign it easy and treating myelf with iced creams and other goods for the weekend. Right now some banana and koldskål.
6/9 2025
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a goatlog. Hopefully I will be making new ones of these very soon.
Today I am feeling.. about the same. Pretty okay. Still swelling. It’s hard to tell if the swelling is going down little by little or not at all. It’s only the begining of day 5 of a 10 day antibiotic treatment. I am not sure if it is supposed to have gone down much more or if it’s supposed to slowly go away over days. But I’ll probably ask the doctor tomorrow if i don’t see significant improvement. Again, I’m much better than before the antibiotics began. Lazy Sunday ahead.
7/9 2025
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may Feeling relaxed, might see goats soon.
Any day now.
7/9 2025
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The week is winding down.
What an odd week. A lot of my life is routine. For years and years there is barely a difference from day to wek to moth.
This summer sure has been …different.
And this week sure has been a rough one. The first half was some of the worst I have felt in modern times. Pain and swelling and worry and dealing with the realit. And the second half has been pretty peaceful. Once the antibiotics kicked in I felt much better. Now it’s mostly the worry about dealing with the swelling that stands out. It seems to me if it was going to go down on its own it would have shrunk a lot more by now. But hey I still have 5 days of antibiotics to go. Who knows. Maybe it will still be okay.
I would like to get back to some kind of reality soon. Not that I’m particularly enamored with reality. But some kind of comfort would be nice.
And goats and soup. Having the best things in my life substituted by pain and worry, well that ain’t my idea of a good time, honeybuns.
Thanks for all the help this week. I would have been much worse off without you all. Please accept these wooden nickels as a payment for your troubles. I ate all the chocolate ones.
7/9 2025
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That’s all for now.