Good goat times today. The lovely weather continues. A bit cold and cloudy in the morning, but the sun came out well and we got up above 10C/50F and it was good.
The feathers joined outside again, it’s so nice to have them squawking around. Red Sonja seeking me out, hoping for treats. And the nice weather brought several groups of visitors. Kids feeding the goats and coming into the pen to pet them.
Just a good oldfashioned goat day, and now I’m going to top it off with soup, there it is.
24/3 2025
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Breakfast with the feathers. I may need to get a mini collar for Red Sonja

24/3 2025
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Sky made it up on the platform today. She usually just sits in the grass and relaxes.

24/3 2025
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Had my half yearly checkup at the eye doc today. I was a little nervous about it, because I feel like my vision has gotten worse again. And becaus my eye doc’s office has moved. So there was the anxiety of going to a new place. But it turns out the new place is much more accessible to. Just the fact that I don’t have to take an elevator to get to the office, that’s nice. And there’s a bus line pretty much straight from my house to their office, and now it’s no longer in central Århus with all the traffic and people. All in all this change seems like a good change, for me.
And my eyesight, well doc said it hasn’t gotten worse, in fact it was a little better than last time. And the general eye health is still stable and expected to remain so for the foresee (heehee) able future.
So that was all pretty good. Got home and did an hour and a half on the exercise bike. Flapping on.
25/3 2025
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After the eye doc visit and the exercise, I did some more cleaning. Although this time less cleaning, more… window blocking. One of the reason I think I felt my eyesight had gotten worse is because the sun is shining more and more. It affects my eyesight. i’ve been thinking about blocking my windows to keep the sun out. I have curtains up of course, but when the sun blasts on my windows, it gets harder and harder to see.
I have some old blanket things, and today I put one up in front of one of my windows. I have 3 windows, one single and one double. Iput up the blanket to cover about 3/4ths of the double window. I have more blankets i can cover the other parts with, but I figure I’ll see how this works out first.
Many years ago i had my windows blocked off like this, for the same reason. I remember taking the blocking sheets down and being really happy to have sunshine back in my apartment. It’s kind of a double edged swords. Aren’t all swords double edged? Anyway. I do like to have the apartment lighter and feel the sun. But if it wrecks my eyesight is it worth it? I also worry if it will make my apartment colder, because I am sensitive to the cold.
But yeah, i’ll see how it goes with this blockage up. Maybe I’ll block off the rest of the windows later. Or maybe this is enough, the window parts that are blocked now are kind of pointing at my place where I sit at the computer, so having that part blocked off may be enough to help me.
Bla bla bla, tldr I hung up a sheet to cover part of my window.
I’ll report back on how it works for me. Today was grey and rainy, need a sunny day to see how it feels.
And i’ll just have to get my sunlight when I’m outside with the goats.
25/3 2025
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If you’re mad at Disney for making Snow White not white enough because in the original fairy tale she got the name because of her white skin, well I hope you’re mad about all the other changes Disney made when they adapted the fairy tale. I haven’t read the original fairy tale, but my understanding is that if Disney had made an adaptation that was true to their original, well it probably wouldn’t have made a great cartoon for kids. This new movie isn’t an adaptation of the fairy tale, it’s a live action version of their own cartoon.
Of all the things to be angry or upset about in this day and age, jesus forking christ. Humans are so stupid.
If you need Disney princesses to be super white, maybe don’t watch Disney movies anymore. The black mermaid should have tipped you off.
And i’m not rooting for the movie. All these live action versions of their cartoons, to me it’s just milking the IPs, reboots and remakes, I hate all that stuff. i’d be happy if, as it seems, the movie tanks. But if it thanks because SnOw WhItE LiVeS MaTtEr then fork right off. The world’s on fire, put down the gasoline can.
25/3 2025
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And after that, you deserve some goat content. Luna kisses.

25/3 2025
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What happens in the group chat stays in the group chat.
25/3 2025
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26/3 2025
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Just a relaxing day today. Don’t ask, don’t do. Headspace not feeling so greatspace, but what can you do space. Insert clip of Tim Curry saying SPACE.
I wathed Heretic. Another one I watched because the movie podcast I like was going to cover it. I loved the movie. Hugh Grant was brilliant. I don’t actually watch a lot of horror, not in movie form. But yeah I really enjoyed it. And worth watching for Hugh Grant. Worth it just for him making a completely wrong Jar Jar Binks impression.
I also watched Cleaner. Mostly because of Daisy Ridley. Star Wars princeses etc etc. It’s kind of a Die Hard lite, but I wasn’t bored. Had some fun ideas, and also some dumb clichéed ones. Fun enough.
Alright that’s enough text to pass for an entry.
26/3 2025
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Aw. Rest in peace Kjeld Nørgaard. He was the voice of the puppet frog Kaj (which is also my dad’s name). The children’s TV with him and the parrot Andrea was everything for kids of my age. If you grew up in the I guess 70s and 80s? Then you knew Kaj & Andrea. And you probably loved them. Back when there was one TV channel and børneTV was mandatory. It’s like Sesame Street levels, As big as you can possibly get for generations of children in Denmark. Thanks for the memories. You may not be as famous as Kermit, but you were our green saviour.

26/3 2025
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Bella has been doing this lately. She’ll get up halfway on the ramp and then sit down and then slide to the ground. And she’ll do that once or twice before deciding to get all the way up on the platform itself before sitting down. It just makes me laugh.
26/3 2025
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Good goat times today. A bit cloudy, but the sun fought its way through at times. And the temperatures are slowly rising, which is nice.
Jeanette was out sick today, so I was in charge today. She had sent me a message yesterday telling me she wouldn’t be there. I do the same if I’m not there on days when I’m usually there. I like that we care about each other and that I’m an important part of taking care of the goats, even if I am technically just a visitor, or volunteer.
The usual visitors from the neighbour school came today. Jeanette is usually great with the visiting kids. I am not so good at that, but the kids got to see the goats and spend some time with them. Beren got to pet Luna, she always loves seeing the goats.
There was a boy who came into the pen with a picture book. I think it was the story of the billy goats gruff. He wasn’t really verbal, and I couldn’t really see the book. But the adult who was with him was talking about the story.
Lovely spring day with the goats. And then home and doing an hour and change on the bike. Very tired legs, but it’s progressing nicely. Very close to the target now, almost time to start thinking about the next target.
But for now it’s time to think about targetting some soup.
27/3 2025
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Say whaaaaat #SkyTalk

27/3 2025
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I predict he’ll go about 20 steps then he’ll be wheezing and have to sit down. You can’t ride a golf kart to Greenland.
Just know that you’re supporting Trump, at this point you’re basically supporting warfare against my country. Not to mention, you know, all the other stuff.
“But if we don’t have Greenland, we can’t have great international security.”
I don’t know what’s worse, that he wants to use military force against my country or that he sounds like a fkn fifth grader, what a fkn embarrassment. Imagine World War III started by Two Scoops Donnie. Christ. Bonespurs four season landscaping miracously just below obesity weight bankrupcy riding reality tv cnt,
I just want to grow my hair out so I can tear it off.
Thank you to the Americans that don’t support warfare against my country, it’s like at least 50 percent hooray!
I wonder what they’re saying in the Greenland group chat.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/trump-us-control-greenland/story?id=120208823
27/3 2025
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I did some work on the platform in the goat house today.
The last couple of times I’ve been there, I have founds the platform knocked down in the morning. I know they like to scratch their backs on it, and I guess they just push it over. One of the pavement tiles holding it down disappeared, maybe Jeanette took it to use it somewhere.
Anyway, there’s not much fun in having a platform if it’s constantly knocked over and unusable. So I did a little redesign. Got the platform up a little higher and made it less slanty. And got a tile on each end to weigh it down. Unfortunately that meant I had to take a couple of tiles from the ground, so that part is shorter now. But I’ll see how this work, if the platform stays up.
And I may ask Jeanette if she could go pick up some more tiles, if I offer to pay for them. So I can build a little more. We’ll see.
All that work wasn’t good for my back, lots of bending down and hauling heavy tiles back and forth as I was experimenting with the best configuration. But hey you gotta do what you gotta do, right Luna?

27/3 2025
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Prety telling that the king would let all his horses and all his men have a go at fixing humpty dumpty, but apparently not one woman, not a single woman got to try. What’s that all about?
28/3 2025
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everything, falls apart.

28/3 2025
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*sniff sniff*

28/3 2025
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Got a Pepsi & Protein delivery today.
And I added cucumbers, to see if they are good enough to eat now. And I just had one with my meal and I think it’s pretty decent. Maybe not summer good, but good enough to eat. Danishly produced.
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28/3 2025
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I wonder what America will be.

29/3 2025
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Got an hour forty five on the bike today. Flap flap flap. The progress is very good. I am pretty much back to my best weight. I need a pound or so to get to the technical lowest weight I got to last year, but for all intents and purposes I am back to the best shape of my life. And this time with much more muscle. So that’s good. I’ll probably go for another ouple of weeks to see if I can lose some more weight, but almost time to scale down the intensity. Haven’t had pizza in almost a month, I would like some pizza soon please. For all in tents and tortoises.
After the exercise I did some more apartment work. Put up some blocking on another part of window. I was planning to block off the whole window today, but I reconsidered. I don’t want to block out the sun completely I think. I have blocked out parts that shine in on my eyes when I sit at the computer. I think I will leave the rest free, even though it still affets my eyesight negatively. I just also want to feel the sun, somewhat. I’ll see how I feel about the current configuration after a while.
Now it’s time to soupify.
29/3 2025
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April 1st is going to be awesome this year, can’t wait for that brief moment of thinking whatever horrible news is being thrust at me is actually just an april fools joke. That brief moment before realising that no this is also true, this incredibly stupid or infuriating thing that seems impossible is actually true hahaha I laughed so hard i almost died.
And tonight is daylight saving time in Denmark. So at least I’ll lose an hour. Normally I’m mad about that, but right now I wouldn’t mind if I lost a decade or two.
29/3 2025
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*sniff sniff*

29/3 2025
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30/3 2025
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My Bowie journey has reached the Labyrinth soundtrack. I have such love for that movie. As previously mentioned, that was probably my first time really enganging with David Bowie, previously he was just someone whose big hits i heard on the radio. I don’t know if ‘real’ Bowie fans think Labyrinth is embarrassing, but it was magic to me as a kid and I love the music too. Appeals to me a lot more than Let’s Dance and Tonight, the two previous albums.
I have always thought As The World Falls Down was a beautiful song.
I’m not holding much hope for the Labyrinth sequel that they are apparently making. Because we can’t have nice things. But hey who knows, maybe it’ll be good.

30/3 2025
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To be fair, there’s really no reason to have a comedian at the WH Correspondent’s dinner when the whole administration is a joke.
sorrynotsorryactaullysorryfortheworld

They should just hire me, clearly I’m hysterical. You’re laughing WITH me right guys? Guys? Is this thing on. Is this klingon?
30/3 2025
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Okay, maybe Luna is funnier than I am.

30/3 2025
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Good goat times today. A beautiful, sunny day. Freezing in the morning, though. Frost on the ground. But the sun heated things up nicely and we got some springerly feelings. I actually took my neckrolley thing off and opened my caot for a while, for the first time this year.
I was in quite early today, because Jeanette told me she’d be coming in and leaving early, so I wanted to see if I could just catch her. And I did. First time in a long long time that I was there before 8 am.
Paying for it now though, ,my eyesight completely wrecked, I guess a combination of the sun and not getting enough sleep. Took a nap just now, but it just made it worse. Hopefully it will be better when the sun is out of my apartment.
But it was lovely with the goat, I just love sitting around in the sun with them. It’s so nice how they just get so lazy when the sun shines. Bella and Luna both took naps in the sun, Sky just sat and roasted. Her fur gets so warm in the sun.
And then every now and then we’ll take breaks to run around and fight over treats. And then settle back down and snooze.
I am really tired now. But time to get some soup on.
17/3 2025
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One, two, three goats under a blue sky. And a little uncle shadow.

17/3 2025
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Happiness is a warm goat. Or two.

17/3 2025
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Happy Soylent Green Day everybuddies. IT’S MADE OF PATRICKSES!
17/3 2025
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I feel ya Bella, it’s too early to get up. And i don’t even know what time it is.

18/3 2025
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Got an hour forty five on the bike today. Flapping away. For some reason I got a strike of depression right as I was starting. Doom and gloom in my head. But not the worst time for it I guess, sweating it out.
Been working hard, it’s working well. Weight is good. And today I got my results back from the doctor about my longterm blood sugar levels. And in her exact words they were “beautiful”. So that’s great. I was a little worried they would have risen, after the bad end of last year beginning of this year. But the hard work the last couple of months has paidof well. And in general my bloodsugar has been fine since I got started on the new exercise journey last year. So I’m happy with that.
And got another little square of the apartment cleaned, more stuff to throw out and washing the mat around the exercise bike, which was sorely needed.
Got an Pepsi & Protein dellivery today too. I have completely stopped going to the grocery store, which i’m very happy about. Don’t miss that!
Now it’s time to relax. Maybe some some soylent green.
18/3 2025
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I hope someone is keeping a list of all the cruel and unusual heartless horrors that the current US administration are committing. If by some stroke of good luck there will ever be sane people in charge hopefully they can put some of the stuff right. Like, if you can unpardon people then surely you can give back recogition of all the, I don’t know, non-white people that served your country etc.
Can you actually revoke pardons, or is that another nutty megolomani wet dream? Could the January 6ers be unpardon in the future?
Anyway, I’ll shut up and try to get back to no talking politics. Bob Newhart is hosting tonight’s snl and he’s a delight.
18/3 2025
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Sunkissed.

18/3 2025
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Can’t help thinking of all the eggs Jeanette used to offer me when the feathers poopeed their giant berries in the goat house. I coulda been rich. Eggs don’t spoil, right?
18/3 2025
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19/3 2025
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Well here we go again. Both my parents are in the hospital now.
My mother had breathing problems again this morning, probably asthma. Talked to her on the phone just now, she’s had oxygen and is feeling better, but they’re still doing tests and stuff.
My dad went with her to the hospital early this morning, and I guess he started feeling bad. I didn’t get all the details, I think they’ve given him fluids and they’re doing tests on him too, I’m not sure if he passed out or what.
Hopefully more details later, and hopefully not too serious. We’ll have to see.
Meanwhile my depression has been ramping up today, and this is all making my worries grow. So that’s all super, just super.
But hopefully my parents will be back home soon, my mom said she probably would be tomorrow. Not sure about my dad.
Sigh.
19/3 2025
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Thank you everyone for all the encouraging comments, as always. Not much news. My mom and dad are both expecting to come home tomorrow, so hopefully that will be the case.
I talked to my dad, and he couldn’t really explain what had happened. He said he felt very strange and very tired and had pretty much been sleeping all day. But he didn’t expect the doctors to do any more tests or do anything more. So. I guess we’ll see. Hopefully he’ll feel good enough to come home tomorrow. And mom as well.
I’m not feeling so great, but I’ll manage. Thank you again everyone for hte positive thoughts.
19/3 2025
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Good goat times today. A beautiful day. A bit cold and cloudy in the morning, but the sun came in nicely and it warmed up, eventually to over 10C/50F, which felt very nice.
And a day with lots of commotion and visitors. First off, the feathers! The feathers were outside when I got there. All of them. I’m not sure if this was the first time the newfeathers had come outside, but it’s the first time while I have been there. Just adds a lot of life and fun to have them walking around. I have no way to tell Red Sonja from the two other reds. But one of them came over to me looking expectantly, when I was giving treats to the goats. And it snagged the peanut i held out for it. Pretty sure that must be Sonja. All the reds seem friendly and comfortable around the goat place. The two whites maybe a little more standofffish.
Rouge One and Rouge two? I think they already have names, but since I won’t be able to tell them apart maybe I’ll call them taht. Haha.
Just nice to have them out. When Jeanette was putting them back inside when it was getting close to her leaving time, two of the reds were up at the goat house. And I was able to pick both of them up, one at a time, not at the same time, and carry them down to her. So I got some feather time.
And then also human visitors. The neighbouring school. Lots of kids. Beren among then, getting her goat hugs. And the two adult ladies who always are so nice to me. And there was a guy who I guess was a refugee from Afghanistan, we talked a bit about the difference between the goats he had been used to in his country and ours. That was quite lovely.
It got a little hectic for me, at one point there was like 7-8 kids and 4 adults and it was starting to trigger my people anxiety. But it was okay, I went over and sat on the side of mountain to get a little space. But it’s nice to have all the kids happy to see the goats. The young boys like to call the goats Messi and Ronaldo. And if you’re not familiar with the soccerballsports, those are two of the best players of the past few decades. They get that label that annoys me. Is it Michael Jordan gets it too. He’s the G.O.A.T. Greatest of all time. I don’t like it, no humans are great enough to be called goats. Anyway, not sure if the boys were disappointed when I told them all our goats are girls. No Messi or Ronaldo there.
But a lovely day with my company boundaries being stretched a little and lots of good people and feathers and goats.
Then i got home and did an hour and change on the bike. Tired tired legs now. Almost time for soup.
20/3 2025
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We got company! Bella and Luna are more concerned with their breakfast bowls. but I sure was happy to have the feathers out with us again.

20/3 2025
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An update on my parents. They are both back home today, and doing okay it seems. So that’s a relief, though i daren’t think it’s just smooth sailing from here. Hopefully they can stay out of the hospital for a while…
Talked to my dad twice today on the phone. On the second call we were talking about something unrelated and then he wasked “by the way, you know me and mom have been in the hospital for a couple of days?”. Yup yup. We talked about it all a couple of hours earlier, talked yesterday too. It’s scary how things just disappear from his memory like that. He’s still generally functioning quit well. But sometimes his short term memory is just blank. I’m glad he’s home and feeling better, though.
20/3 2025
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Pretty sure this must be Red Sonja.
20/3 2025
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Every goat in its right place.

20/3 2025
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Hoi Bella.

21/3 2025
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Snort. Sometimes when you look throug the camera roll from a goat trip, you just can’t help laughing. I though this was just another photo of Bella, then I noticed Luna collapsed like a drama queen in the back. If this was a horror thriller it would be a dead corpse in the background, but don’t worry she’s just zonking in the sun.

21/3 2025
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This is going to seriously impact my summer tour plans to go visit every single Facebook friend I have in America. Sorry guys!
https://www.newsweek.com/denmark-issues-travel-warning-us-2048508
21/3 2025
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I’m not sure how comfortable that is, Luna? But okay, better than lying on your side like a fainter I spose.

21/3 2025
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Putting out fires with gasoline.
22/3 2025
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Got an hour fortyfive on the bike today. Flapping away. And rod manipulation and crunches and some pushups. Like a real man. And then some cleaning. Like a real man. Definitely not like an android pretending to be a real man, I don’t even know why you’d bring that up.
Pushing up the intervals. Instead of 45 seconds intense 45 seconds recovery, I’m pushing the intense part to a minute. When i can. Might not sound much to add 15 seconds, but it adds up. Weight is good, blood sugar is ‘beautiful’ according to the doc. So I’m pretty happy with that. Ready for some warmer spring weather soon, please.
Now time for soup, as I slowly replace every moleculein my body with soup, little by little turning liquid. Skvulp skvulp.
22/3 2025
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What’s distracting Lasse lately? AKA Movies, books, tv and music.
I finished watching the Fallout TV show. Loved it. Fnk loved it. So good. Right up my alley. I hae talked before about my tangential connection to teh games, I don’t know if I would have liked the show more or less if I had a deeper connection. But for me it was a great show. I have a thing for post apocalyptic settings. And I love pop culture references and dark humour. It was just all pretty great. The only thing I don’t like about it is because we live in the streaming age we get 8 episodes and now we have to wait years for more of it. Boo urns.
Same thing with Matlock (2024). Didn’t love that show as much as Fallout, but I enjoyed watching Kathy Bates as much as I thought I would, and now it will be years until we get more. When is the next season of Sugar coming?! Sigh.
The new season of Andor will be here soon. Andor is the only Star Wars TV show that I have actually never watched. Which is kinda funny since I hear a lot of people saying it’s the best one. I’m not sure why I skipped it when season one came out, I think I had to much stuff going on in my personal life and the subject matter didn’t appeal to me so much. Sounds like it’s a bit more of a serious show, and honestly when it comes to Star Wars I prefer it to be fun and fantastical. Like the recent Skeleton Crew, which I loved.
But now that season 2 of Andor is coming soon I think it’ll be time for me to get on the Andor train and then I’ll get to watch 2 seasons in one go. And then wait 15 years for season 3 probably. But I’m looking forward to that.
The last two days I have binged 8 episodes of Common Side Effects. Great show. Fascinating sory, great animation, great voice cast. The style of animation appeals to me a lot, I don’t really like most modern 3D animation. This is much more for me. I recommend it if you like scifi animation mystery kind of stuff. Some of the mushroom side effect things are giving me Murakami vies. No, not Berry Murakami. Author Murakami. Still two episodes to go, I hope it’ll be a finished story. Maybe animation doesn’t require 24 years between seasons though.
On the book front I finished the four books of the Southern Reach trilogy by Jeff Vandermeer. I did in fact end up reading them all one after the other, ontrary to my usual MO. A fascinating journey. I loved them. The first one, Annihilation, was brilliant, the next two, Authority and Acceptance, maybe not quite as unique and brilliant, but still very good. The last one, Absolution, was still good but probably the one I enjoyed the least. I think that was though because I was zoning out a lot during listening. Life was messing with my head. It is a risk when listening to audiobooks while doing things, your mind can start to wander and you get taken out of the story and miss bits. I think that happened too much to me in that one, so I might want to read it again some time. But all in all a great and fascinating series.
Started on Stephen King’s Chrisine now. My expectations aren’t too high, it sounds weird. But then I do enjoy when King gets weird, so maybe I’ll enjoy it.
Musically I’m doing the Bowie thing. Enjoyed Scary Monsters quite a bit. Moved on to Let’s Dance. I like to read up on the albums as I get to them in my discography journey and it seems like Let’s Dance is considered the beginning of his decline. And yeah so far i’m not enjoying it too much. A little too slick and plasticy. My favourite of the Bowie albums I’ve gone through so far is Station To Station. And then probably the old stuff around Ziggy and Oddity.
Alright I think that covers it all. If you read through all that then first of all I’m really sorry and please don’t use my real name when you tell your therapist, and second of all have a gold star. Or an egg which is more valuable than gold now.
22/3 2025
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the stuff from where dreams are woven

22/3 2025
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23/3 2025
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If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I’ll ever ask of you
You’ve got to promise not to stop when I say when
23/3 2025
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goatnappers

23/3 2025
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That’s all for now.