Good goat times today. Back to some sanity.
Still freezing cold and snow on the ground. Icy too. On my way home I ahd one of those *waves arms around to stop from falling* slips. Thankfully I regained balance and didn’t end up on my berryholder. And a little further along a guy passing me said “Careful, there’s a really slippery part ahead”. that was very nice of him.
But good to be back and get some time with the goat gang. I had forgotten to take Luna’s collar off last time I was there. I take it off when I leave and put it on when I get there. But I forgot last time. And the collar was nowhere to be seen. Jeanette hadn’t seen it either. So I figured we’d have to get a new one. But then I went and looked for it. And I found it! I was so impressed with myself. Blindy McBlindface finding basically a dirty piece of cloth in a pile of snow. Good job me.
I also found Sky. She was missing in the morning. Well, not really. But only Bella and Luna came to the gate, and I couldn’t see Sky anywhere. I wasn’t too worried though, as I had heard her bleating for me when I was approaching the pen. It’s nice that they all have different voices so I can tell them apart like that.
Since she’d seen me approaching, I figured she’d have to be down in the little pen, you can see the approach from there. And yes, there she was snuggled up under the podium. Her little safe space. The big girls can’t reach her there, and it was dry because there’s a roof of course. So that was a snug place to sit and relax.
And Jeanette introduced me to Lars, who will be working there. I think a couple of times a week. I’m not sure how much I’ll be seeing of him, but he seemed very nice and friendly.
We had visiting kids too, but they didn’t come and really say hi to the goats, they were having more fun running around in the snow. I think they were sledding too. Sleighing?
Anyhoo. It’s cold and time for soup now.
12/1 2026
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Where’s Sky?!

12/1 2026
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Some of those who work forces, are the same who burn crosses. Some of those who hold office, are the same who burn crosses.

12/1 2026
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What did one snowgoat say to the other snowgoat?
Do you smell carrots? BECAUSE I LIKE CARROTS.

12/1 2026
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Got an hour and a half on the bike today. Starting to feel like I’m finding my groove. Feeling stronger on the bike. Now I just have to stick with it and keep the rhythm and routine going.
And stick to the diet. The 5 2 diet. I haven’t really been succesful yet, depression has made me snack too much on the two dieting days.
But hopefully I can start today. Got some new supplements that are supposed to be good for weight loss and blood sugar regulation and stuff like that. Starting those today, and with the exercise ramping up and hopefully sticking better to the diet, hopefully I’ll start seeing some results. We’ll see.
Also got a Pepsi & Protein delivery today. Unfortunately I got too much protein. They had a sale on protein bars and I ended up buying 35. Whoops. Oh well, I’ll try to save them. I want to try getting more fruits in.
Bla bla. One day a day. I would like to feel a little better, mentally and physically. I’m trying.
13/1 2026
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Vedder and daughter. Aw.

13/1 2026
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You know, it’s possible to support ICE and still think that an individual agent has done something wrong in a specific situation.
You can think ICE does good and important work and still think that it is wrong when an agent murders an innocent person.
Just like you can support police and still think it’s wrong if an invidual cop, I don’t know kills a black youth or whatever.
You can support an organisation or group and still be critical of things members of tha group does. It’s not all or nothing. You can want to be tough on ‘illegals’ without supporting murder in the streets.
It never ceases to pain me to see Christian supporters gleefully cheering as America slides further and further away from Christian values. Where’s the compassion? Thou shalt not murder. And on and on and on. I could go on forever. As you well know.
13/1 2026
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Thinkg goat thoughts.
I don’t need a Voight-kampff test. I can prove I’m not a robot by the fact that Luna’s tongue doesn’t stick to me.

13/1 2026
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Yesterday I did something I have very rarely done before. Heck, I may have never really done it voluntarily in my adult life.
I didn’t drink a drop of cola.
Shock gasp, I knooow.
Other than times when I may have been unable to get cola because I was in the hospital or otherwise indisposed, I am not sure I have gone day in my adult life without drinking cola. I drink at least 1½ liters of Pepsi Max a day. I know, that’s not good.
Well, I thouht I’d try to go without. So I didn’t have any. I did have another sugarfree soda, so it’s not like I didn’t have anything. Faxe Kondi. It’s a Danish one, kind of like 7 Up I guess? Or Sprite? Anyway, it does have the artificial sweeteners. But no caffeine. So it’s a step up, right?
I wanted to see if I felt a difference. But I haven’t really noticed any. Going without today too. Just to give it a little extra time. See if it made any difference, especially to my sleeping.
But I don’t really think so. I know I should go longer without to really give it a chance to see if there’s a difference, but I don’t think I can. I think I’ll be going back to Pepsi tomorrow.
Ah well. At least I made it through a day, and a half so far.
I have never done drugs, never smoked, only had an infinitely small amount of alcohol in my life. But Pepsi is my addiction. It’s cool, I feel alive.
I hope you sold your Pepsi stock before the market crashes due to fears that Lasse may stop drinking.
14/1 2026
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Oh. I just looked up the ingredients of Faxe Kondi.
There’s caffeine in it.
I don’t know if there’s less than in Pepsi Max.
But here I was so proud for going almost two days without Pepsi. And then it .. doesn’t really matter. Well, at least I can drink some Pepsi then!
Whatre ya gon do.
14/1 2026
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Facebook has limited my account. Because I made a joke about.. certain susbstances.
Haha.
So I’m afraid I won’t be making any ads or joining any calls or lives for a while! Sorry!
We all know it’s because the new ceo doesn’t agree with my sharp political satire!
Anyway, I’m going to go snort some Pepsi.
14/1 2026
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*me pointing at people in charge of the world*
*Indiana Jones screaming THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUMØ
#LazyMemes
14/1 2026
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For the premium subscribers, and as a thank you to Keiko for her Sky-art, here is a little preview of a future video. Sky smasking some banana and taking a whizz at the same time.
14/1 2026
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If I ever in my lifetime see a picture of another president giving the finger in public, I swear I will never drink another Pepsi again.
The absolute lowest class of people are running the circus. You’d be better off with clowns. At least with clowns everyone knows they’re evil. With these asshats, apparently almost half the country can’t tell they’re evil.
Don’t take any wooden cryptocoina, Greenland.
Someone please invent a time machine and travel back in time and just step on as many butterflies as you can find.
I know I’m preaching to the quiet / falling on deaf ears. But goddmn I just want to scream at the screen. Like when you’re watching a horror movie and the machete wielding clown is sneaking up on Neve Campbell and you just want to scream at her to run. I just want to scream at America to run.
Anyway.
I’ll shut up now. Just about now. Anytime now.
I’m gonna go get some Pepsi.
14/1 2026
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It’s kind of funny that fb has restricted my ability to post ads. They are constantly, CONSTANTLY, begging me to boost posts, to post ads, to promote stuff. Now that my personal profile has been forced into “professional mode” they’re doing it here too. Half the time I post something I get a “Do you want to add Send Message button”. And of course the only options are Yes or Not Now. There is no “please stop bothering me, I’m not going to promote my garbage posts” option.
I wish there was a way to tell them that my page is not a business and I’m not interested in any monetization.
Maybe getting my profile restricted is the solution. They can’t bother me to monetize stuff if they’re restricting me from monetizing stuff, right?
With the new ceo of fb announced, more than ever I really wish I could loeave this place. But I love my goat page, and I love all you people here on my personal page. I don’t know what I’d do without you all. So I’m stuck here. Stuck in a bad place with wonderful company.
Anyhoo, I’ve had Pepsi so it’s not all bad.
14/1 2026
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Good goat times today.
Had to force myself out. I was feeling rotten and just wanted to crawl back into bed. But I know that the goat place is my happy place and if I go to there I will feel better. So I did, and I did. And I’m always happier there.
A little warmer now. A lot of the snow is gone. Still icy patches. But at least it’s not -15.
Just a quiet day today. Treats, bleats and scratches. Some visiting kids, but not too much interaction with the goats. There was a group of kids receiving some kind of lession from a teacher, I suppose, about animals and nature. They were sitting out on the bench outside the goat pen and I could hear them chattering. It was very sweet. The goats were not interested because the kids didn’t bring food. Sha!
When I got home I did a little organisational work. I still have stuff in my storage boxes from the move just standing around. So, it was nice to get a bit of that organised. Still a bunch of stuff to go, but I’ll do it in bits and pieces. All the important stuff is in place. But I do want to get things a little less messy.
Anyway, time for soup now.

15/1 2026
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Out and goating about.

15/1 2026
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I think Bella might be hoping for a treat…

15/1 2026
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Facebox rejected my appeal. So my account is still restricted. I don’t know if that makes any difference to how much you see my posts or anything. But note to self: Don’t joke about drugs. Drugs are bad mkay.
If AI is going to take over everything and be the downfall of humanity, can it at least learn how to take a joke?
In other news, funnily enough Greenland is featured in King Sorrow that I’m reading. Not related to any of the current situation. still kind of a funny coincidence to be reading that just as, well you know.
15/1 2026
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*does the I’m Not Talking About It dance*.gif
16/1 2026
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Not quite springtime yet, sorry Bella.

16/1 2026
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Gravity is optional. You’re a helium balloon, don’t forget to tie a string to your foot if you’re going to go outside. We’re all floaters.
16/1 2026
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Got an hour thirtyfive on the bike today. Got my groove on. That part is going pretty well at least. Feels good to put work into it.
Had to force myself to get going, after napping. My depression has been strong for a while. I don’t want to do anything but sleep, eat and [redacted]. I barely want to get out of bed. And then I nap during the day so I sleep worse at night and EVERYTHING’S FINE LA LA LA
Well I’m trying. One day a day. Fake it till you break it.
17/1 2026
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Sky in her little pad.

17/1 2026
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Ugh. I was going to try to not write about it anymore. But here we are.
Trump now imposing tariffs on several European countries, Denmark among them. And will ramp them up further. Until America gets Greenland.
As I have seen many comment, it’s pretty clear that Trump doesn’t value consent very highly. Denmark doesn’t want to sell Greenland. Greenland doesn’t want to be sold. This situation and behaviour is appaling and horrifying and wrong. And stupid. The fact that a lot of Republicans can’t see, or won’t admit, this, is baffling and saddening. Imagine if another country disrespected America the way America is disrespecting Denmark and Greenland? How would that go over with Republicans and their America First neonashitsm.
I guess I should be careful what I say, since I’m already restricted. But goddamn it.
And then we have the bizarre situation where Russia is coming out saying the Greenland is Danish. Now I’m not stupid, I know the game they’re playing. But it’s pretty damn surreal that from official statements we are now in a situation where Russia is more supportive of us than America is. What the actual snork.
I can’t help thinking of how much my dad loves Greenland. He spent a fair bit of time there teaching when I was younger.
And Trump just sees it as a commodity. Something he can own. Something he can grab by the pussy, because when you’re rich and powerful you expect that they let you do that. I try to not waste my time hating. But I can honestly say I hate that man. I hate everything he stands for. He is a symbol of all that’s wrong about humanity. All the worst qualities. The greatest trick the devil played on the world is that your soul was only worth the price of cheaper eggs.
Alright. I’m going to stop hating. Going to go find something to love. I wish I could love myself, but there must be something around to love. That Bowie documentary maybe.
Hope you’re all doing okay and that your hearts are full of love. Living well is the best revenge, and all that.
17/1 2026
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Lazy Sunday.
I think most of the snow should be gone by no. The berries remain.

18/1 2026
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That’s all for now.

Good goat times today. So so good to be out with my buddies again. Out in the fresh air, feeling the woolly fur of winter goat coats. I needed that. Seeing Jeanette and the goat girls surely has helped my mood.
Very cold though. Jeanette said it was -14C/7F when she left home. I think it was around -6C/21F when I got out. Freezingly cold. Snow on the ground. Not a huge amount, but enough to cover most places. When I was walking home there was light snow coming down, and the forecast promises more. Tis the season.
Just good to spend time with the goaties.
We had to do a hoof trimming on Sky, though. Her hooves had gotten pretty bad. The girl that used to help us do it no longer works there. So it has been way too long since they had their hooves trimmed. Today was a bit of an emergency trim, getting the worst cut off. They all need a proper trimming soon. It went okay with just me and Jeanette. It’s easier when we’re three though. One to hold the goat down, Jeanette to trim, and me to calm and soothe the goat. I’m sure there are people who can just do it on their own, but our goats don’t like it and we aren’t really used to it.
Anyway, it went okay and hopefully Sky’s feetsies are a little better now.
And now it’s time for soup, because it’s definitely soup weather.
5/1 2026
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It’s beginning to look a lot like cold.

5/1 2026
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Been a while since I’ve seen Luna sitting in her puppy position. You know, I can’t remember any of our other goats over the years sitting like that.

5/1 2026
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So good to be back with my SkyGirl.

5/1 2026
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Got an hour an change on the bike today.
Starting to feel a little stronger. My lun capacity still isn’t what it was. But the muscles feel stronger. Just good to be getting back to the rhythm. The goating and the exercising, that’s what I need.
Also received some postal packages and a Pepsi & Protein delivery. No ice cream. No chocolate. No licorice. I did get a week’s supply of protein bars. I know they’re basically candy, so I want to stop with them too. But I don’t want to cut everything off at once, just like I don’t want to overdo the exercise right away. Easing back into things.
As I said on bluesky, it’s -15/5 in Denmark, and I still just want to eat ice cream. Dieting is fun!
Also called the dentist and got an appointment next week, after they cancelled on me twice last year.
So that counts as a productive day, yes?
Did some reading of King Sorrow too. Really enjoying it. Dragons are cool, yeah.
6/1 2026
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“There’s so much hate for the ones who love” is a line that has stuck with me a lot lately. It’s striking how much hate there is in the world. And how easy it seems to be for a lot of people to just hate.
I know I’m biased because I’m on the other side, but it seems like there’s a lot of people on one side who are so eager to hate other people because of who they love. Because of who they want to marry. What gender they are, or aren’t. Sexuality. What god they velieve in. What location they are in. I just .. don’t understand the need to hate so much. Even if you think the people you hat are unnatural or what they’re doing is unnatural, so what. Why do you need them to be ‘natural’. There was a time when it was natural for white people to have black people as slaves, a time when it was natural for women not to be allowed to vote, what’s natural changes, what does it matter. If they’re not hurting you, what does it matter. Why is your god so weak that you need to force others to believe in him, why do you need to force people into little boxes that you can understand, why do you need to hate them if they don’t fit in there.
Bla bla. I know. The whole ‘humanity’ thing is more complicated. I just wish we could do without all the hate.
Won’t you give love a chance? Won’t you?
I wonder what would happen if you could reboot humanity. Start over, but keep the knowledge. Like when you imagine living your life again, but having the wisdom (or whatever..) of your adult life from the start. If you could reboot yourself and avoid all the really bad mistakes you made along the way, not worry about all the things you never needed to worry about. Cherish the things you didn’t realise you would lose. Let go of the things you didn’t realise you never needed.
Alright, I’ll shut up. Imagine if you could reboot Lasse and program him to only use 50% of the words he thinks he needs to use. It’s easy if you try.

6/1 2026
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goatlog

7/1 2026
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Has there been another time in history when European countries had to get together to discuss what to do in case of attack from America?
American officials just openly saying that they need to take control of a European country, like it’s nothing. Imagine if Canada just went out and said “yeah, we’re going to need Hawaii. And maybe Oregon.”.
I wonder if future Americans will be looking back on all this like current Germans must look back on Hitler.
Not to be hyperbolic or anything.
But what a fkn nuts time to be alive.
And there are people reading this who support a world leader who repeatedly talks about annexing parts of the country I live in. Can’t make this sht up.
7/1 2026
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By the way, I love America. And most Americans. Right now it just feels kind of like you’ve been gutpunched. What just happened? How could this happen? Why did this happen? And why does my tummy hurt?
Anyway, I’m sure the world will be fine. It’s not like humans have a history of forking everything up. What, us worry?
Quiet day today. I did not sleep well last night. Still not quite feeling myself. And I don’t enjoy the cold. But one day a day. Keep on going on.
7/1 2026
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Oh hey, I have a smoke detector. I assume. Maybe it’s a secret monitoring device for the goernment to receive signals from the nanobots they injected into me when I got the covid vaccine….
Haha, I just thought it was funny. I have lived here for two months and only now did I see that there was a thing in the ceiling. Blind life hashtag.

7/1 2026
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Goats make me smile. Think goat thoughts.

7/1 2026
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Good goat times today. A beautiful day. We got a bunch more snow.
Unfortunately I can’t show you, because my camera died on me. The dread lens error, the killer of all my cameras. At first I thought maybe it was the killer frost that got to it. But it sounds like a mechanical problem.
So I’m boned.
Dangit. I do have a few old reserves. But this was my best one, the last really good ones. I just don’t think I want to spend money on a new one again. I’m going to have to make do with the old ones, even if the focus isn’t always the best. Sigh.
It was kind of weird today, sitting around with the goats without a camera in my hand. I’m so used to having a camera with me, it’s like a third leg. I mean, third arm. Or whatever.
But hey, I’ll take it as a reminder to enjoy the moments, instead of just filming them for later.
And it is so good to sit with the goats. On a beautiful snow day.
Funniest thing was when Luna was in the middle of eating from a breakfast bowl and then visitors came to the fence and she started bleating to them. While still eating. Always sounds funny when they bleat while they eat. Eating is too important, you can’t stop that. But sometimes you also just have to bleat. Funny how if humans talk with the mouth full it’s gross, but when goats do it it’s adorable. Actually it’s like that with a lot of things. Everything’s just better when it’s done by goats.
I’m sad about the canera, but c’est la vie.
8/1 2026
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Today is David Bowie’s birthday?
That’s weird. Because I dreamt about him last night. I dreamt that I travelled back in time and.. either I teached him or he teached me. I can’t remember which one, but one of us was a techer. And I was a girl. I don’t really remember any details other than that. But I remember when I woke from teh dream I was really taken by, it was a really profound and beautiful dream and I felt like I had really spent time with him.
I had no idea today was his birthday.
I do think the dream may have happened because I downloaded a documentary about him. I haven’t actually watched it yet, but I think getting it just put his name in my subconscious or something.
But anyway. Happy beyond birthday, Bowie. I hope you’re floating in a tea pot with David Lynch.
8/1 2026
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Unfortunately I couldn’t take any pictures today, but I don’t want you all to go goatless. So here is a frosty Luna I prepared earlier in the week.

8/1 2026
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Hi. I don’t feel so good. I’m just trying to… knock my brain into a better place. Has anyone seen my comedically large cartoon mallet?
What’s a mallet anyway? Isn’t that a duck?
In the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Duck!
I just. feel like everything about me is wrong. Solve that equation…
bla bla, it’s fine. I just need a little cheese with that whine.
9/1 2026
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Think goat thoughts.

9/1 2026
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Murder, She Iced.
9/1 2026
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Bedtime For Sprinkler
10/1 2026
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Got an hour and a half on the bike today.
Manage to push myself quite well. Still not feeling great, but I think it’s very important that I get into the exercise rhythm and stick to it. I think one of the reasons that I have not been feeling well could be that I have been living so unhealthily and have been so inactive. In any case getting in better shape must be a good thing. I’m working on it.
Also good news. I seemed to have fixed my camera. It took some brute force. I was literally jamming a knife into lens mechanism to try to get it to work and pop out. And suddenly it did. I sure hope it will keep working, that would be nice.
One day a day, onwards and tappa tappa tappa, and twirl.
10/1 2026
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“I would like to make a deal the easy way, but if we don’t do it the easy way we’re going do it the hard way.”
And then he says he’s a fan of Denmark.
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
If you are a facebook friend of mine and you are a Trump supporter, it maybe should be time for us to party ways. I really don’t mind being friends with people with differing opinions. But this is a world leader repeatedly threatening my country. If you support this rhetoric, you are supporting war against my country.
You are also supporting the dumbest fucking most corrupt piece of
[this broadcast has been terminated]

10/1 2026
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🎶 you neer know how strong you are until you start to break 🎵
put some music on the front page

10/1 2026
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Not feeling great today. Making bad choices for myself. Feeling like a rat in a maze and someone forgot to put in a piece of cheese.
I just want some cheese, man. Is that so much to ask?
Wait, I have cheese in my fridge. I don’t even need to go through a labyrinth.
Do you ever feel like getting out of bed is like going through a labyrinth? Someone ate my bread crumbs.
Today is a good day to not think about politics.
One day a day.
Say cheese.
11/1 2026
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Interesting how last years the focus in Denmark was how would we defend ourselves against Russia. Now it is how we would defend ourselves against America.
Imagine seeing headlines about the guy who thinks he should have won the peace prize is asking his military to draw up invasion plans for your country.
But I’m not thinking about it. I’m not listening la la la. Stuffing cheese in my ears.
If there are any UFOs reading this, please kidnap me. You can probe me, I don’t care. Just take me away from this dumb fkn planet.
ok ok. next week will be better. Dedicated to the routine of goats, exercise and soup. JUST DO IT.
11/1 2026
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That’s all for now.