Cake And How To Eat It

June 19th, 2022

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

13/6 2022

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Had some good long deep dreams yesterday and night. Got up and got some good exercise in. Last week I kinda ate cake and didn’t exercise. So, good to get back on track more or less. Cooked up some rice ine a bowl with coconut oil and ketchup. I love the flavour or ketchup and coconut oil. Now i’m watching the Denmark versus Austria in the footballsports game. Denmark leading 2-0 at half time. Looking forward to goating soon.
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13/6 2022

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Speaking of soccerballsports, congratulations to Australia who just qualified for the World Cup, and will be going in Denmark’s group along with France and Tunisia. In a better world, the world cup would be getting ready to get started right around now, but because of the immense and noundless corruption of FIFA the games will be played in Qatar in stadiums soiled by the blood of migrant workers, and it’s too hot to play footballsports in the summer there so let’s put the world’s biggest footballsports tournament there and blatantly ignore all the human rights violations, hooray. I’d still be up for a boycott of the tournament, but I do am looking foward to seeing how Denmark will do after our excellent Euros. And tonight we beat Austria 2-0 which puts us in the lead of our Nations League group. It’s a good time to be a Danish soccerballhandler.
And now there will be no more balls talk for a few months, so you can all relax.
PS fork fifa
13/6 2022

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Should probably put some goat content on this here page, how do you do Milo?

13/6 2022

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Rest in peace Philip Baker Hall. I must admit I did not recognise the name when I saw it. I don’t really know any of his other work. But he was unforgettable as Lt Bookman on Seinfeld. A small part in one episode, but just standout hilariously excellent. Absolute perfect performance. Don’t matter how many times I’ve watched it, it still makes me laugh every time. Honestly I’m a little surprised he was still alive, can’t complain if you make it to 90 and go out peacefully surrounded by loved ones. Thanks for the laughs.
14/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

14/6 2022

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Good goat times today. Back on the goat track, choo choo. A few scattered raindrops and windy in the morning, but it was pretty much gone by the time I made it to the goat place, and we had some nice sun on and off during the day. Lovely and warm when the sun was there. And the usual goat fun. Some visitors at the fence, I didn’t do any peopling but the goats got some fresh leaf and pettings. And lots of treats and cuddles from uncle Meatbag too of course. Milo did some stellar sabotage work to ruin all my attempts at making nice videos, he’s got a knack for that. And at one point when I had set up the camera Mia pointed her rear at it and dumped a waterfall of berries right in the camera’s direction. I haven’t looked at the footage yet and it’ll be a few days before I get it all edited properly, but I have a feeling this will go right into the Keiko Hall Of Fame higlight reel. We’ll see. Oh we will.
14/6 2022

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Meeting goats is easy.

14/6 2022

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Judge me by the company I bleat.

14/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

15/6 2022

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Digging in the moon with a silver spoon, yeah I’m stoned for a moment, with a friend.

15/6 2022

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goatlog

15/6 2022

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The excruciating pain of watching someone else get the food.

15/6 2022

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Mia with the visitors yesterday.

15/6 2022

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Going through photos suddenly spotted the reflection of Mia in my glasses. Thought it was sort of neat.

16/6 2022

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I miss Craigyferg.
Is current Dr Who anything like this? Because I might start watching it then.

16/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.

16/6 2022

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Good goat times today. A beautiful day, up around 20C/68F. that’s hot for Denmark. A strpmg breeze leeping it quite comfy. It was hot enough that the goats took parts of their siesta inside the shade of the goat house for a change.
Nice visitors too. A couple of kindergarten groups. I got the goats over to the fence so we could have some goat fun alltogether. Kids fetching leaves for the goats. One lady who was with them asked a few questions. Got some awws when I told them Mia’s name and that she’ll be turning 10 in August. I guess Mia is older than some of the kids who come to visit. Funny thought. And we got some oohs when Sky butted heads with, I think it was Lily. Good show!
Lovely summer’s goat day.
16/6 2022

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Beautiful sunny goat day.

16/6 2022

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Mia just hanging out with the visitors.

16/6 2022

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I think Nuller may be dating that tub now, should probably update his relationship status. Not sure his mama approves.

16/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

17/6 2022

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goatlog

17/6 2022

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Alright, Nuller, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

17/6 2022

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This video is for Keiko. Everyone else cover your eyes. You have been warned.
17/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Happy Caturday everyone.

18/6 2022

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Milo and Sky enjoying breakfast. I like to grab a handful or two for Sky and put it somewhere to the side so she doesn’t have to fight the others to get into one of the feedboxes.

18/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

19/6 2022

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goatlog

19/6 2022

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Funny, fb just told me they updated their privacy policy and one of the options they presented me with was “don’t show this again”. With all the other annoying junk they show me, especially on Mia’s page, the options are always “do it now” and “do it later”. There’s never ever a “don’t do it” option. Even if you don’t want it the best you can do is tell them ‘later’. You can push snooze but you can’t turn the alarm off. Anyway, hope you’re having a good Sunday i wish i had cake.
19/6 2022

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Big gal and little gal. Mia and Sky all snuggled up.

19/6 2022

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Hang on to your Nuller.

19/6 2022

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That’s all for now.


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Do Not Shut Down

June 12th, 2022

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

6/6 2022

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Weirdos

6/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

7/6 2022

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goatlog

7/6 2022

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Feeling blue. T Thinking about Tanya and the world and everything. I am tired and sad. Instead of seeing goats and exercising I ate junk food and now cake leftovers.
Oh well. Goats soon. I know that will make happier. Until then I guess I will just wallow in my own misery, hooray.
7/6 2022

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A bird singing in the rain storm
7/6 2022

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You and me, at the dark end of the street.

7/6 2022

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Think goat thoughts

7/6 2022

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let’s talk about [sensible gun control], baby
let’s talk about you and me
let’s talk about all the good things
and the bad things that may be
let’s talk about [sensible gun control]
let’s talk about [sensible gun control]
let’s talk about [sensible gun control]
let’s talk about [sensible gun control]

let’s talk about [sensible gun control] for now
7/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

8/6 2022

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Good goat times today. A much needed break from humanity. Cold and grey mostly, bit of rain in the morning but some sun later. Just good to be with my own kind, the goat kind. Being kind to goats kind. Nice visitors at the fence too, happily petting the goats, and now the greens are growing they can go grab leaves which the goats appreciate. A father with a handful of kids came by and the oldest boy asked me some questions about the goats names and such. Number 18, isn’t he the one who headbutts people? Haha. So the rumour goes. Milo’s reputation remaines.. reputable. Maybe I should tell people they just need to bring gloves. Not to wear, of course. But to wave at him. But where would be the fun in that? I prefer our wild bandit to be untamed by the masses.
Now I’m going to go enjoy a bowl of koldsk√•l, as is the tradition in Denmark.
8/6 2022

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Back where I belong.

8/6 2022

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Entertaining the visitors.

8/6 2022

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s’Nuller

8/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mathilde from 2005.

9/6 2022

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goatlog

9/6 2022

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Are you sure you gave us everything? Can you just check to make sure it’s empty?

9/6 2022

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How much did you have to drink last night?!

9/6 2022

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yum yum get sum

10/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007.

10/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Happy Caturday everyone.

11/6 2022

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Rest in peace Julee Cruise. What sad sad news. Her voice has haunted me ever since I heard it first back in the 90s. Excruciatingly beautiful and ethereal and forever tied to the deep impressions that Twin Peaks has had on me. I hope she’s in the white lodge now.

11/6 2022

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goatlog

11/6 2022

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Flyby Nuller

11/6 2022

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At least buy me pizza first, Mia.

11/6 2022

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

12/6 2022

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Well I am going to bed early today because Im’ tired of the world and I want to go for a long dreamwalk. So, you people behave while I’m gone.
In case you’re not following Mia’s page, here’s a sweet video you may have missed. Dear old Kamel, being so very sweet. I miss all our old friends. Maybe I’ll see some tonight.
see you tomorroe, humanses.
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That’s all for now.


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