Good goat times today. Apart from when I knocked my head up in the shelter-roof, nearly knocked myself out. Haven’t done that in a while.
But a beautiful day. High summer. Upwards of 26C/78F. That’s a scorcher for Denmark. The sun roasting us. Lots of sitting around with sweet, tired goats.
I must admit I got a little annoyed, as I kept trying to sneak over and sit with Sky. I figure once the two big girls settle down and are just relaxing and we aren’t doing anything, then they won’t mind if i just get up and go sit with Sky. But nooo. Of course. As soon as I sit down with Sky, I look over and there’s either Bella or Luna who has gotten up and is coming towards us. Sheesh. Eventually i had to get Sky into the other pen and lock the gate so we could get to sit together in peace for a while.
But everyone got their Lasse time. And their treats. And we had sweet visitors too. Kids in the pen, saying hi to the goats.
It was a really beautiful summer’s goat day, I just wanted to have that. Before I force myself to deal with the dental situation.
18/8 2025
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Sun blissed and Luna kissed.

18/8 2025
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Bright light bright light!
The sun shines on the Sky.

18/8 2025
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I’m just gonna rest my eyes… Bella, always the tireddest goat.

18/8 2025
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Did you know if someone is looking grumpy or sad in Denmark there’s a saying that goes “Who peed on your sugar sandwich?”.
So, anyway
19/8 2025
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But what?

17/8 2025
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Nothing but blue skies ahead, baby.

17/8 2025
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goatlog

20/8 2025
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“Are you going to finish that?!”
Red Sonja wants some of sky’s tomato.

20/8 2025
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I’m not doing super great.
Wishfully thinking that I could fix the teeth problem by switching from dental floss to the little ‘christmas tree’ brushes. The dentist gave me samples of both and told me I could see what worked best for me. I’ve been mostly using the floss. But neither seems to make much diference now. I need painkillers to feel okay. I just really really really don’t want to deal with the dentist again. But I know I have to. No way around it. I have to get on that.
I have been self medication with otc painkilelrs and unhealthy eating and skipping exercises. Not great. Too much iced cream. And I unfortunately discovered that my delivery service has freshly baked goods. I got myself a raspberry pie. It was pretty good. But I don’t really like raspberry too much. I wish they had cherry pie. But maybe it’s better they don’t, or I’d just end up getting that all the time.
But yeah I’m bloating up and depressed and in pain. So that’s not great. But I’ll try to steer the Lasseboat in a better direction, turn things around.
My mother is off to the hospital for a couple of days. To do sleep apnea tests at night. She’s previously tried doing it at home on her own, but there was some issue with the machine so she’s going to stay overnight at the hospital.
My dad is off on a ‘relief stay’. Because of his condition my mother has the option of letting him stay in a care place for some days every yeah. And he doesn’t want to be alone at home, especially at night. So he’s going off to stay at the care place while mom’s gone.
I was talking to him a few days ago and he kept saying that mom was going away ‘on a course’. I had to tell him that she was staying at the hospital. It’s scary to see his memory slipping more and more. Used to be he would forget things between conversations. Now he forgets them during conversations. It’s uncommon that he tells me the same things 2 or 3 times.
Last week when he was trying to get up to my apartment he got lost in a construction site next to me. The works have closed off teh route he normally uses to get here. He ended up walking onto the site and worker stopped him and told him it was illegal to be there, that it could be dangerous and he could be fined. Thankfully he go here ok in the end.
The housing org sent out a warning that they’d be closing that route.. several days after it had been done. I had to go that way to get to the bus when I went to the doc on Thursday. If my father hadn’t told me what had happened I wouldn’t have know that route was closed, i probably would have missed my bus.
Anyway. Enough complaining. Things aren’t great but they could always be worse. And a lot of it can get better. We’ve had some beautiful sunny days. So that’s good.
20/8 2025
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On a brignter, distracting note. I really love Will Ferrell’s Harrey Carey.

20/8 2025
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Goat thoughts, do you think it?

20/8 2025
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Ugh. Facebook made me turn on professional Mode to keep my followers. I like having public posts and having people able to follow my public posts. Can’t have that anymore without Professional Mode.
Apparently Professional Mode is supposed to give your private profile some of the same tools that a Page has. Unfortunately it doesn’t look like the inbox is one of those tools. If there’s one thing I would like to have access to on my personal profile, it’s an inbox like the goat Page has. Being able to get all your comments and replies in an inbox and being able to react and eply to everything like that.. it’s so helpful and so nice. ESPECIALLY when you have notification problems. On the goat page i will rarely miss a comment because it all just goes in the inbox. Here on my private profile I miss comments all the time. Even when notifications are working better, like right now, it’s still easy to miss stuff. And when notifications aren’t working properly it’s impossible not to miss stuff. I really really wish that Facebook would bring the inbox to private profiles.
And I hope this Professional Mode won’t mess things up too much. I am not interested in monetizing anything. On the goat page they are constantly hassling me to monetize, constantly telling me that now I’m ellgiible to monentize like this to promote like that. I hope they won’t start doing that on my private profile too.
Anyway. Sorry bout the rant. I don’t like change, not on facebook either.
UPDATE: after looking around in the tools a bit, there is some kind of comment manager. I don’t think it’s near as good as the Page inbox, but it might be helpful.
Alright I’m done with the boring stuff.
20/8 2025
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Good goat times today. The weather has cooled down a little. But when the sun is out it’s still quite nice.
Luna was in a mood today. She has a temper sometimes. When you have food in your hands and you’re walking with it, she’ll do little grunts that sound like angry growls, and she’ll try to get at the food, and maybe even push you. She managed to know the bowl of breakfast out of my hand so half of it spilled on the ground. Sheesh.
And later she was lunging at the chickens a lot. Not just when they were really close, but she’d go after them if they even looked at her. And a couple of time she even lunged after chickens there weren’t there! And when we got visitors in the pen I had to keep a close eye, and sometime hands, on her to make sure she didn’t butt the kids. She was doing little angry growls while headbutting with Bella too.
She’s so sweet and cute and the best hugger, but yeah that temper isn’t great. She has almost tripped me over a couple of times while walking down the hill with their breakfast. I tried using the water bottle on her today to teach her not to be aggressive like that. She definitely respects that water bottle, but I’m not sure if she’s getting the lesson. I’m just worried she’ll be headbutting people, I already have to be on guard when there are kids in the pen and Jeanette has told me that some of the other staffers are getting scared of feeding the goats. Sigh. Sky is the perfect gentle goat, perfect petting goat. Bella doesn’t get aggressive in anyway, but she will sometiems get up and run away if people are too eager while petting her. That’s better than headbutting them!
Oh and one human kid got a knock on the head, but not from goats. He stood up and knocked his head on the roof-shelter, like I did the other day. He said he was ok, so hopefully he was okay.
Another kid was asking me about Luna “why is she so angry?!”. While Luna was charging chickens near and far.
Oh and someone has stolen Jeanette’s campfire stuff. She can still light up a fire in the firespot, but she had stuff she used to cook and other things, they’re gone now. Fkkers.
But i had a good time with the goats, and now I will have some soup time and it will be good.
21/8 2025
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Hide yo kids, hide you chickens.

21/8 2025
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Chicken but what?

(I was sitting there hoping Sonja would get closer so I could get a good funny photo. Instead I got this)

21/8 2025
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Sometimes it feels like fighting a depression is like punching clouds. Doesn’t matter how hard you hit, it just flows around you. Even if it doesn’t make sense for it to be there, you can’t just push it away. Your hands just sink into it and like quicksand it draws you further in.
Or something, I don’t know.
My teeth are doing a bit better. But not good enough. I’m planning on calling the dentist on Monday, and we’ll see.
Got a reply back from the housing association about the problem with their system that shows you the heat/water/electricity usage. I mentioned that, right? Anyway, they said it was a problem on their end. So at least it’s not something wrong on my end. But they couldn’t say when it would be fixed. I’d been paying real close attention to how much hot water I was using, I’d been trying to use less. It annys me I can’t keep track now. But ok. Worse things happen at sea.
Weather is cooling down now. The really hot summer days may be over for this year. Summer is winding down. Feels like a blur, and most of it not great. But the goat times have been good.
I’m out of iced creams. So that’s good. I’m planning on having pizza today, having noodles tomorrow. And then Monday I’m definitely for sure fore real getting back on the health track and taking care of my teeth and I’ll totally duh-winning.
And so on and so forth.

UPDATE: I did just get some good news. The blood tests came back and my blood sugar only went up by a little. I was worried they had gotten so high that it would be an issue, but they’re still in the okay range. So that’s fine. That’s a relief.22/8 2025
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when we ‘re dancing horn to horn.

22/8 2025
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Luna contains multitudes. Here’s the sweet hugging version.

22/8 2025
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Time to walk the night. Step off the plank and dive into the sea of dreams. Catch the big fish and ride the wave. A railway track off the horizon. Choo choo choo, next stop this town.
Say goodnight to the folksy.
23/8 2025
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It is. A new day?
it is. A new dawn?
And I’m feeling. ?
23/8 2025
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Jeanette with some fresh greens for the goats. We’ll miss the greens when they’re gone.

23/8 2025
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I am floundering. I am a salmon on the mountain. I’m a halibut what? I let Jesus take the eel. I’m a cod in the machine. I’m just squidding. I’m here in the whale.
Something’s fishy in the state of Denmark.
23/8 2025
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I miss Grandma. Well, I miss them all.
23/8 2025
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goatlog

24/8 2025
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Digging through some old stuff and found some old photos of me and Peter as kids. I’m pretty sure I’ve posted them some tiem before, but hey here’s a cute collage. I’m in the striped blouse and Peter is the blonde. A million years ago. All that old furniture and wallpaper, it all brings back so many memories.

24/8 2025
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Gone off the painkillers today, to get an accurate assesment tomorrow of my status.
Not too bad right now, but I can feel the throbbing increase. I’ll see where i’m at tomorrow. Maybe it’ll miracously be okay and I won’t have to go the dentist and then I’ll win the lottery and buy a little island off the coast of Costa Rica and so on and so forth.
Generally feeling sad and frustrated. But I’ll try to get on the better path tomorrow. The world between worlds.
24/8 2025
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That’s all for now.

Good goat times today. Overcast, but the sun did come out.
And so did Jeanette! Yay. Back from vacation. I am always relieved when she comes back from vacation. I don’t think the animals get quite the same level of care when she’s not there. We talked about that too. I wish we could hire one more person like her. The rest of the staff are people focusing on the kids and young people. Wish they had one more person focusing on the animals, for the days when Jeanette isn’t there.
But oh well, I’m just glad she’s back and now we can get things back to normal. We had a nice little chat about how things have gone, and it’s just good to have around.
We did have a couple of mishaps today. At one point I was sitting on the ground and Bella and Luna got in a headbutting match and Luna was escaping Bella and ran right into me headfirst. Horns first. Good thing I didn’t have my head any lower down, she just hit me in the arm. But pretty hard, it’s sore now.
And then later I had picked up Red Sonja to have a closer chitchat. She’s really focused on my hands now and coming in close all the time. Anyway I had picked her up, but then Bella was standing behind me up on the log. And she took a bite out of Sonja! Well, not as dramatic as that. Sonja was fine. But Bella was sort of almost spitting out feathers. She got a little chicken fuzz in her mouth. Sheesh. Had to tell her that this isn’t KFC, I don’t think we’re in Kentucky anymore Bella.
By the way did you know the KFC chain shut all thir stores down in Denmark becaus they were exposed doing really bad things hygiene wise. But that’s not important right now.
Lots of sitting around with all the girls. And we had visitors too, sweet kids in the pen, petting the goats and running around and having fun.
A lovely late summer’s day in the goatland.
And now I’m going to go see a man about some soup. Myself, specifically.
11/8 2025
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The poor ignorant human does not realise what, or whoe, is about to hit him.

11/8 2025
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Lasse and the Sky with berries.

11/8 2025
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Hmm. Can’t post pic now. Maybe fb got annoyed at yet another complaint I sent about not getting notifications.
Let’s see if i can post text then.
Jeanette told me that she’d had a couple more days where she took care of Lily and Nuller at her neighbour’s place. They are still doing good. As was talked about, they have had their pen moved. If you remember when I went with Jeanette to visit them they had a little enclosure out by themselves. But they have been moved now so their pen is right by where the humans live. They have four (human) kids who bring friends, it sounds like Lily and Nuller get lots of attention. They are next to horses too and there are cats and chickens. So it sounds like they have a pretty good life there, which is just nice to hear.
11/8 2025
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Focus!

12/8 2025
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Got an hour forty on the bike today. Feeling stronger today. Still not quite back to where I was a few weeks ago, but getting there. Feeling stronger overall.
I did make the mistake of getting a Pepsi & Protein delivery today and including some b&js. Just when i thought I was out, they ice cream me again. Well, it’s fine. I’m on an ok track, alternating between treating myself and denying myself, that’s not bad.
Still not getting notifications on facebook at all. And last night I couldn’t post at all. Also i’m having a problem with my housing organisation’s website, the place where I can see my heat and water consumption hasn’t worked for days, so I probably have to write them an email about that. I got 99 problems but an ice cream ain’t one.
Hope you’re all doing okay out there. I’m trying to keep up with people’s posts, but it just feels pointless being on a social media site when it doesn’t tell you that people are talking to you. I appreciate you all though. You are seen. Mostly. If we’re lucky.
Do they make a b&j flavour with ibuprofen topping? Asking for a friend’s legs.
12/8 2025
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Did you know that in Danish the word that means wallet also means scrotum.
So if you vote with your wallet, you’re voting with your scrotum.
The more you now, and I’m so sorry.
The word is ‘pung’ by the way.
12/8 2025
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Luna trying to make good.
I couldn’t stay mad at you, Luna. Even though my arm still hurts.

12/8 2025
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btw Cyd Burk you may appreciate the logo that facebook chooses for my youtube channel whenever they try to get me to pay to promote it, which is pretty much every day.
I guess because i haven’t uploaded a profile pic they use the first letter of the channel name as the logo. And what a letter it is!’
12/8 2025
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Hey look, Luna grew a puffy white tail!

12/8 2025
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goatlog

13/8 2025
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A clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown and a clown walk into a bar. One of them looks around and goes “wait, this isn’t our car”.
13/8 2025
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Its a dangerous life in the goat pen. Bella sneezed me in the face and Luna rammed into me. Thanks, girls.
13/8 2025
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My text for the longer video on the goat page:
“It’s never dull in the goat pen. Bella and Luna were butting heads. And then Bella snorted in my face. And then Luna, while running from Bella, rammed right into my arm. This happened a couple of days ago, and my arm is still sore. But I can’t be mad at her. Even Sky got in on the headbutting for a little bit. I wish she would stand up for herself more. But yes, lots of goat shenanigans going on!”

Fb’s AI suggested text for the post:
“WARNING: Goat Drama Alert!
Bella & Luna are at it again!
Butting heads, snorting in my face
And then…Luna rammed into my arm
Still sore from 2 days ago!
Can’t stay mad though. Who else is ready for a goat-filled adventure? Click to see more!”
That AI sure knows how to sell the drama. Exclamation!
13/8 2025
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Did you know that one of the biggest (the biggest?) Danish energy corps used to be called Dong Energy?
Unfortunately they changed their name, because they just can’t stand letting us have things to chuckle about.
13/8 2025
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Bella smoochies.

13/8 2025
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Good goat times today.
I had a busy one. Had an appointment at the doctor’s office to get blood tests done. So I was off to that first thing in the morning. Thankfully the bus was pretty empty, no sardines-in-a-crushd-tin-can full bus.
And after that straight to the goat place. With vacation over, there were lots of visitors. Lots of old faces, some new. One of the adults that i have talked to a bit came in with a boy. He was a new kid and wanted to be introduced to the goats. So that was very sweet. He was really good with them, seemed calm and interested and helpful with them. That’s always nice. There were some rowdy ones today too, but nothing too bad. No Beren. I hope she will still be coming around this school year.
And a lovely day. Pretty got. Getting up aroudn 24C/75F which is a lot for Denmark. It was quite cloudy though, so it didn’t get really roasty, just nice and warm. The forecast says even hotter days ahead. Nice to get some hot days as the summer winds down.
And I didn’t get headbutted today and Bella only sneezed on my shirt, not my face. So that was good.
Now I’m going to get me some soup, even though it’s not really soup weather. But you know me. I gotsta have my soup *flashes winning smile and gives a thumbs up to the camera*
This post brought to you by Soup. Baby’s gotta have his soup! And by Facebook. Don’t want to be notified of important things? Try Facebook! We’re a failing social media platform and we’ll do anything to drive people away.
14/8 2025
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Thank you for not headbutting me today, Luna.

14/8 2025/A>
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Happy birthday beyond, Mia. Hope you’re bounching around with Palle on a cloud somewhere.
14/8 2025
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Fkn aggraviting. A streaming tv service that suddenly has captcha. Dark letters on dark background with graphics on top. No audio alternative, no accessibility help. I’m a paying costumer, I can’t log in.
I wrote to their customer service. Not expecting much help there, but hopefully they can at least cancel my account over email, because otherwise it’s going to be a whole big thing. fks sake.
It’s 2025 and you’re the biggest nation tv station and you don’t have accessibility alternatives or help on your platform. Sheesh.
14/8 2025
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Think goat thoughts.

14/8 2025
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I have no idea who pooped, it was like this when I got here
says Sky.

15/8 2025
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I had myself some pizza today. Don’t judge me lest your name’s Judy and you’re on tv.
I was sitting and waiting for it and then the tracker status suddenly changed to “delivered” and I had a minor panic attack. Because I had no pizza. You can see the problem. Anytime i have no pizza it’s a problem.
Thankfully it was just some error, pizza arrived a minute later. And it was good.
Next week, back to healthy eating. Until the next pizza.
It’s a very hot day today. The sun is roasting on my windows. I smelled smoke earlier, for a second i thought there was something burning in my apartment. Then i realised that because it’s such a lovely day, someone is probably lighting up a campfire thing outside. Happens sometimes on hot days.
I got a reply back from the streaming channel’s customer service. Their reply was “I can see how that’s a problem for you. You can cancel your account on xxx or I can do it for you”. Okay then. The solution to your accessibility problem is to tell me not to be a customer anymore. The biggest tv channel in the country. Well done.
But I have gotten a couople of comment notifications about comments from Facebook today. Maybe the problem is solved? Won’t get my hopes up. But hey leave a comment here so I can see if i get notified.
15/8 2025
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Hello, my name is Lasse. I am a walking fleshbag of Pepsi Max.
It’s been a hot day. What is the record for most litres of iced Pepsi drunked by a single person in one day? Because I am pretty sure I have broken it. Don’t poke me in the tummy unless you’re a fast ducker. Quack quack.
15/8 2025
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Three furs and a feather.

16/8 2025
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You’re in my spot, kid.

16/8 2025
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It’s another hot day. And i’m all outta iced cream. Whatta mistaka to makea. At least I have plenty of iced Pepsi. That’ll have to do.
Spent most of the time working on computer stuff. Trying to ignore the world. While the world is standing outside looking in, banging on the window yelling “I KNOW YOURE IN THERE”. Shhh. Maybe it’ll go away.
16/8 2025
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Well, I was going to ask if anyone here might want to try to help me solve the captcha I was having problems with. But I tried logging in via Chrome browser and I got in without getting a captcha. So now I have cancelled my subscription to the streamer and sent a snarky reply to the email from their customer service dept.
Unfortunately that streamer has teh rights to some of the games of my favourite ballsports club, so I’ll probably have to take the kick in the balls and renew my sub before too long. And hope that I won’t get captchas on Chrome. Even though I hate that browser. I don’t even like Firefox anymore, but I have to use that for Facebook. Pale Moon Browser for the win!
Anyway. That’s what’s up in Blindeytown.
16/8 2025
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goatlog

17/8 2025
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It’s a hot Sunday, I wish I had some fudge.
Actually not really.
I’m a little worried about my tooth. It’s starting to hurt more I think. Not as bad as before the emergency dental trips. But more than nothing. Especially later in the day, after I have been eating. I guess disturbing the sore tooth make it hurt more. It’s not a constant excruciating pain like before, but it’s something. I would like to not hurt at all at any time of day.
There’s two and a half month’s till my dental appointment. I may have to see if I an go in earlier. Maybe I should have just had the tooth removed. Maybe I’m not flossing properly. Maybe there’s a little gnome who has hollowed out the tooth and built himself a cabin in there and the throws big parties with all his gnome friends and when they do their gay Irish jigs it causes me pain. Maybe I shouldn’t have smoked that burning bush.
Anyway. I hope your Sunday is good. i’m tired of dealing with things. I just want to be in a bubble. Don’t pop my bubble, you bubble popping gnomes.
17/8 2025
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Snorkelfarts.
I’m pretty sure I’ll be heading back to the dentist soon. I haven’t had anything to eat today (fasting sort of) but my tooth is hurting. And it’s gone beyond just the casual discomfort that has been there since the dental treatment. Now it’s actual pain. Not super bad, but enough that it feels like it’s spreading to the whole head. And that ain’t good. I’m going to painkiller myself through a couple of days and see, because I am Mr Avoidant, pleased to not meet you. But ya. I will probably have to write to the dentist and ask tell them what’s up and ask them if they can fit me in soon. Two and a half months of this probably wouldn’t be easy.
So now I can slide back into being in pain and worrying about dental visits and money. At least I know where the dental clinics are now and how to get to them, so that’s a little less of a concern. But ugh. i just want the world to leave me alone.
Lala la la. Better get something to eat.
17/8 2025
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Goat thoughts

16/8 2025
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That’s all for now