Good goat times today. Overcast, but the sun did come out.
And so did Jeanette! Yay. Back from vacation. I am always relieved when she comes back from vacation. I don’t think the animals get quite the same level of care when she’s not there. We talked about that too. I wish we could hire one more person like her. The rest of the staff are people focusing on the kids and young people. Wish they had one more person focusing on the animals, for the days when Jeanette isn’t there.
But oh well, I’m just glad she’s back and now we can get things back to normal. We had a nice little chat about how things have gone, and it’s just good to have around.
We did have a couple of mishaps today. At one point I was sitting on the ground and Bella and Luna got in a headbutting match and Luna was escaping Bella and ran right into me headfirst. Horns first. Good thing I didn’t have my head any lower down, she just hit me in the arm. But pretty hard, it’s sore now.
And then later I had picked up Red Sonja to have a closer chitchat. She’s really focused on my hands now and coming in close all the time. Anyway I had picked her up, but then Bella was standing behind me up on the log. And she took a bite out of Sonja! Well, not as dramatic as that. Sonja was fine. But Bella was sort of almost spitting out feathers. She got a little chicken fuzz in her mouth. Sheesh. Had to tell her that this isn’t KFC, I don’t think we’re in Kentucky anymore Bella.
By the way did you know the KFC chain shut all thir stores down in Denmark becaus they were exposed doing really bad things hygiene wise. But that’s not important right now.
Lots of sitting around with all the girls. And we had visitors too, sweet kids in the pen, petting the goats and running around and having fun.
A lovely late summer’s day in the goatland.
And now I’m going to go see a man about some soup. Myself, specifically.
11/8 2025
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The poor ignorant human does not realise what, or whoe, is about to hit him.

11/8 2025
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Lasse and the Sky with berries.

11/8 2025
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Hmm. Can’t post pic now. Maybe fb got annoyed at yet another complaint I sent about not getting notifications.
Let’s see if i can post text then.
Jeanette told me that she’d had a couple more days where she took care of Lily and Nuller at her neighbour’s place. They are still doing good. As was talked about, they have had their pen moved. If you remember when I went with Jeanette to visit them they had a little enclosure out by themselves. But they have been moved now so their pen is right by where the humans live. They have four (human) kids who bring friends, it sounds like Lily and Nuller get lots of attention. They are next to horses too and there are cats and chickens. So it sounds like they have a pretty good life there, which is just nice to hear.
11/8 2025
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Focus!

12/8 2025
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Got an hour forty on the bike today. Feeling stronger today. Still not quite back to where I was a few weeks ago, but getting there. Feeling stronger overall.
I did make the mistake of getting a Pepsi & Protein delivery today and including some b&js. Just when i thought I was out, they ice cream me again. Well, it’s fine. I’m on an ok track, alternating between treating myself and denying myself, that’s not bad.
Still not getting notifications on facebook at all. And last night I couldn’t post at all. Also i’m having a problem with my housing organisation’s website, the place where I can see my heat and water consumption hasn’t worked for days, so I probably have to write them an email about that. I got 99 problems but an ice cream ain’t one.
Hope you’re all doing okay out there. I’m trying to keep up with people’s posts, but it just feels pointless being on a social media site when it doesn’t tell you that people are talking to you. I appreciate you all though. You are seen. Mostly. If we’re lucky.
Do they make a b&j flavour with ibuprofen topping? Asking for a friend’s legs.
12/8 2025
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Did you know that in Danish the word that means wallet also means scrotum.
So if you vote with your wallet, you’re voting with your scrotum.
The more you now, and I’m so sorry.
The word is ‘pung’ by the way.
12/8 2025
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Luna trying to make good.
I couldn’t stay mad at you, Luna. Even though my arm still hurts.

12/8 2025
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btw Cyd Burk you may appreciate the logo that facebook chooses for my youtube channel whenever they try to get me to pay to promote it, which is pretty much every day.
I guess because i haven’t uploaded a profile pic they use the first letter of the channel name as the logo. And what a letter it is!’
12/8 2025
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Hey look, Luna grew a puffy white tail!

12/8 2025
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goatlog

13/8 2025
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A clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown and a clown walk into a bar. One of them looks around and goes “wait, this isn’t our car”.
13/8 2025
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Its a dangerous life in the goat pen. Bella sneezed me in the face and Luna rammed into me. Thanks, girls.
13/8 2025
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My text for the longer video on the goat page:
“It’s never dull in the goat pen. Bella and Luna were butting heads. And then Bella snorted in my face. And then Luna, while running from Bella, rammed right into my arm. This happened a couple of days ago, and my arm is still sore. But I can’t be mad at her. Even Sky got in on the headbutting for a little bit. I wish she would stand up for herself more. But yes, lots of goat shenanigans going on!”

Fb’s AI suggested text for the post:
“WARNING: Goat Drama Alert!
Bella & Luna are at it again!
Butting heads, snorting in my face
And then…Luna rammed into my arm
Still sore from 2 days ago!
Can’t stay mad though. Who else is ready for a goat-filled adventure? Click to see more!”
That AI sure knows how to sell the drama. Exclamation!
13/8 2025
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Did you know that one of the biggest (the biggest?) Danish energy corps used to be called Dong Energy?
Unfortunately they changed their name, because they just can’t stand letting us have things to chuckle about.
13/8 2025
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Bella smoochies.

13/8 2025
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Good goat times today.
I had a busy one. Had an appointment at the doctor’s office to get blood tests done. So I was off to that first thing in the morning. Thankfully the bus was pretty empty, no sardines-in-a-crushd-tin-can full bus.
And after that straight to the goat place. With vacation over, there were lots of visitors. Lots of old faces, some new. One of the adults that i have talked to a bit came in with a boy. He was a new kid and wanted to be introduced to the goats. So that was very sweet. He was really good with them, seemed calm and interested and helpful with them. That’s always nice. There were some rowdy ones today too, but nothing too bad. No Beren. I hope she will still be coming around this school year.
And a lovely day. Pretty got. Getting up aroudn 24C/75F which is a lot for Denmark. It was quite cloudy though, so it didn’t get really roasty, just nice and warm. The forecast says even hotter days ahead. Nice to get some hot days as the summer winds down.
And I didn’t get headbutted today and Bella only sneezed on my shirt, not my face. So that was good.
Now I’m going to get me some soup, even though it’s not really soup weather. But you know me. I gotsta have my soup *flashes winning smile and gives a thumbs up to the camera*
This post brought to you by Soup. Baby’s gotta have his soup! And by Facebook. Don’t want to be notified of important things? Try Facebook! We’re a failing social media platform and we’ll do anything to drive people away.
14/8 2025
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Thank you for not headbutting me today, Luna.

14/8 2025/A>
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Happy birthday beyond, Mia. Hope you’re bounching around with Palle on a cloud somewhere.
14/8 2025
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Fkn aggraviting. A streaming tv service that suddenly has captcha. Dark letters on dark background with graphics on top. No audio alternative, no accessibility help. I’m a paying costumer, I can’t log in.
I wrote to their customer service. Not expecting much help there, but hopefully they can at least cancel my account over email, because otherwise it’s going to be a whole big thing. fks sake.
It’s 2025 and you’re the biggest nation tv station and you don’t have accessibility alternatives or help on your platform. Sheesh.
14/8 2025
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Think goat thoughts.

14/8 2025
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I have no idea who pooped, it was like this when I got here
says Sky.

15/8 2025
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I had myself some pizza today. Don’t judge me lest your name’s Judy and you’re on tv.
I was sitting and waiting for it and then the tracker status suddenly changed to “delivered” and I had a minor panic attack. Because I had no pizza. You can see the problem. Anytime i have no pizza it’s a problem.
Thankfully it was just some error, pizza arrived a minute later. And it was good.
Next week, back to healthy eating. Until the next pizza.
It’s a very hot day today. The sun is roasting on my windows. I smelled smoke earlier, for a second i thought there was something burning in my apartment. Then i realised that because it’s such a lovely day, someone is probably lighting up a campfire thing outside. Happens sometimes on hot days.
I got a reply back from the streaming channel’s customer service. Their reply was “I can see how that’s a problem for you. You can cancel your account on xxx or I can do it for you”. Okay then. The solution to your accessibility problem is to tell me not to be a customer anymore. The biggest tv channel in the country. Well done.
But I have gotten a couople of comment notifications about comments from Facebook today. Maybe the problem is solved? Won’t get my hopes up. But hey leave a comment here so I can see if i get notified.
15/8 2025
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Hello, my name is Lasse. I am a walking fleshbag of Pepsi Max.
It’s been a hot day. What is the record for most litres of iced Pepsi drunked by a single person in one day? Because I am pretty sure I have broken it. Don’t poke me in the tummy unless you’re a fast ducker. Quack quack.
15/8 2025
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Three furs and a feather.

16/8 2025
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You’re in my spot, kid.

16/8 2025
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It’s another hot day. And i’m all outta iced cream. Whatta mistaka to makea. At least I have plenty of iced Pepsi. That’ll have to do.
Spent most of the time working on computer stuff. Trying to ignore the world. While the world is standing outside looking in, banging on the window yelling “I KNOW YOURE IN THERE”. Shhh. Maybe it’ll go away.
16/8 2025
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Well, I was going to ask if anyone here might want to try to help me solve the captcha I was having problems with. But I tried logging in via Chrome browser and I got in without getting a captcha. So now I have cancelled my subscription to the streamer and sent a snarky reply to the email from their customer service dept.
Unfortunately that streamer has teh rights to some of the games of my favourite ballsports club, so I’ll probably have to take the kick in the balls and renew my sub before too long. And hope that I won’t get captchas on Chrome. Even though I hate that browser. I don’t even like Firefox anymore, but I have to use that for Facebook. Pale Moon Browser for the win!
Anyway. That’s what’s up in Blindeytown.
16/8 2025
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goatlog

17/8 2025
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It’s a hot Sunday, I wish I had some fudge.
Actually not really.
I’m a little worried about my tooth. It’s starting to hurt more I think. Not as bad as before the emergency dental trips. But more than nothing. Especially later in the day, after I have been eating. I guess disturbing the sore tooth make it hurt more. It’s not a constant excruciating pain like before, but it’s something. I would like to not hurt at all at any time of day.
There’s two and a half month’s till my dental appointment. I may have to see if I an go in earlier. Maybe I should have just had the tooth removed. Maybe I’m not flossing properly. Maybe there’s a little gnome who has hollowed out the tooth and built himself a cabin in there and the throws big parties with all his gnome friends and when they do their gay Irish jigs it causes me pain. Maybe I shouldn’t have smoked that burning bush.
Anyway. I hope your Sunday is good. i’m tired of dealing with things. I just want to be in a bubble. Don’t pop my bubble, you bubble popping gnomes.
17/8 2025
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Snorkelfarts.
I’m pretty sure I’ll be heading back to the dentist soon. I haven’t had anything to eat today (fasting sort of) but my tooth is hurting. And it’s gone beyond just the casual discomfort that has been there since the dental treatment. Now it’s actual pain. Not super bad, but enough that it feels like it’s spreading to the whole head. And that ain’t good. I’m going to painkiller myself through a couple of days and see, because I am Mr Avoidant, pleased to not meet you. But ya. I will probably have to write to the dentist and ask tell them what’s up and ask them if they can fit me in soon. Two and a half months of this probably wouldn’t be easy.
So now I can slide back into being in pain and worrying about dental visits and money. At least I know where the dental clinics are now and how to get to them, so that’s a little less of a concern. But ugh. i just want the world to leave me alone.
Lala la la. Better get something to eat.
17/8 2025
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Goat thoughts

16/8 2025
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That’s all for now

Good goat times today. So good to be back in the goat place, where I belong.
I’ve been way for a week because of everything happening last week, and with Jeanette on vacation too, I always get that little apprehension. Can’t help worrying if they’re okay. But they were all okay. And it was so good to spend time with them and take care of them again.
It rained overnight, but only a few drops fell while i was out. Eventually the sun came out it was quite nice.
The feathers came out and joined us. Red Sonja has become quite the menace now. She knows I give treats and she’s very focused on my hands. If I’m sitting down on ground level, she’ll watch my hands and if they come near my treatpocket, she’s going for it. I got my fingers pecked several times today! It’s not as bad as I had imagined, but it’s hard not to flinch when you feel a shar beak close around your fingermeats! Sheesh. Good thing the goats don’t have beaks.
Lots of sitting around with everyone, making time for them all. Grabeed a little lapgoat time with Sky. Still surprises me how light she is. she tolerated it for a little bit and then wanted out. Fair enough!
So that was good for my mental health. Physically I’m not feeling so great. i feel weaker than usual. Eyesight still really bad. Hoping to get back to exercising tomorrow, maybe that will get me in better codition. I’m just feeling off.
But some soup now will help too. Can’t hurt!
4/8 2025
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Back with my emotional support animals. Don’t go anywhere without a Luna.

4/8 2025
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I was gone for a week and someone dismantled my ‘playset’ with the logs.
Here Sky is inspecting it after I put it back together. I had to try to remember where everything went. The big log had been thrown completely aside, along with other things. It was too deliberate to be just the goats knocking it over. Why do people have to ruin stuff for others?
Anyway, seems to be okay after I put it back together. The wooden boards that were from that bench that we had for an our or two before it broke, I tried putting those down so they go under the big log, along the smaller sideways logs. I don’t know if it’ll stay like that, I couldn’t secure them down too well. But hey, it’s always good to have stuff to step on.

4/8 2025
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Got on the bike again today, after a week and a half of not doing it. An hour and a half today. Not the most intense session, but good to get back on and work out. Working out the arms with the rod too.
Ever since i binged on that bag of cashews a while ago, I have been getting flabbier. So hopefully I can get back on track now. …right after I finish the pizza I just ordered.
Oops. OH whatever. I’ve had a rough time. I deserve a treat, haven’t had pizza in a long time. After today, it’s all hard work and eating right. That’s for sure. You can trust the used-car-eeth salesLasse! Just call me Stan.
5/8 2025
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You don’t realise how nice it is to be able to bite and chew, until you can’t.
But enough about my sexlife, time to eat this pizza!
5/8 2025
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After the exercise today, I got back to the cleaning out of the apartment too. After a little braek from all that.
Got a couple of big binders with old papers. STarted going through a lot of that. Tax papers from back in the 90s, old receipts and invoices. Remember when you bought DVDs on the internet and they were mailed to you and there were invoices? Fun times. Old papers from when i was trying to find a place in the job market, old psychiatrist evaluations, meeting papers, notices. Papers confirming that I was rejected from military duty. I don’t even remember why I was rejected, probably those bone spurs I’m always complaining about. Lots of ancient paperwork. I wish I had a shredder. I actually spent time with scissors cutting up old stuff that i’m going to throw out. Probably silly, but hey just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean Bill gates isn’t putting microchips in your tin foil hat.
But I have gotten rid of so much stuff and I’m closed to being done with it all. Hopefully I can still take it slow with the remainders. And then when I suddenly get a date for moving out I’ll make a last sprint to get rid of everything I don’t ABSOLUTELY want to bring with me to the new place. But as it stands right now that won’t be until next year, unless something unexpected comes up.
A lighter being, physically, mentally and posesion wise. That is the aim. It’s been a heavy life, I just want to reach for the light.
5/8 2025
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Here’s Bella and.. whatshisface. Maybe we should put a collar on him too so we can remember who he is.

6/8 2025
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Great, now I’m just not getting notifications at all on my posts. I don’t understand how you can have a social media site where the most basic of social media functions are malfunctioning. Meanwhile facebook continues to try to buy ads for my page, stuff me with ai. look at these posts from groups, look at these posts from pages you don’t follow, look at these reels you can’t really see, accept us tracking you everywhere if you won’t want to pay for fb, blablabla. What a trash heap.
6/8 2025
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There’s that guy again. With four goats, count’em.

6/8 2025
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Good goat times today. Grey and kind of chilly. Not too summery. But good to be out with the gang. Vacation for the schools is done, so we had some old regular kids stopping by. That was nice. Some sweet kids. Jeanette is still on vacation, so it was up to me to try to keep things orderly. No problemo. Other than the time I thought I’d lost a chicken, but hey we’ve all been there.
Looking forward to Jeanette coming back. And the sun coming back. Still three weeks of summer left on the calendar.
But for now the calendar says soup. Who am I to disagree?
7/8 2025
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Facetime with Sky.

7/8 2025
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Always good with a lunar hug.

7/8 2025
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You know what’s nice? Being able to eat soup properly again.
I don’t think I wrote about it, but before my mouth got really painful, I was having other symptons. One of them was sensitivity to hot and cold. In the past I’ve sometimes experienced that a bit with iced Pepsi, now and then. Never with heat before. But then one day I was tastetesting the soup as it boiled on the stove and.. it was like someone jabbed a dagger in my tooth. Ouch.
It didn’t stop me from eating soup, but I had to sort of close off the left side of my mouth, at least while the soup was scorching hot.
You may say a smart person wouldn’t eat soup that was boiling hot, they’d let it cool down a a little. Weeeelllll, we don’t take kindly to smart people around here. I love scorching hot soup. I haven’t enjoyed the soup properly if I don’t have a burned mouth afterwards. Yum.
I don’t miss those daggers.
7/8 2025
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goatlog

8/8 2025
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I fell into a weird rabbit hole. Wasted a lot of time, and now i have to deal with all these crushed rabbits.
Anyway, happy Friday! My motivation to be on Facebook is tanked, because what’s the point when I get not notification. And even if i scroll down my wall, most of my posts don’t automatically show comments on it. Or it shows “most relevant” comment which is often one of my own or someone else’s comment that i have seen plenty of times. in order to know if there’s new comments I have to go down post by post and click on every one by one. And you know I don’t like going down on posts.
But hey oh worse things happen at sea. i got Frank Turner’s 3000th show playing, so at least my ears are being pleasurized.
8/8 2025
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I hate tha part when you’re turning your diet around again and you’re at the point when you’re craving the bad stuff that you have gotten used to but you’re not yet feeling the benefits of giving them up. But no iced creams today. Stay strong me, you can I do it yes we cnt.
8/8 2025
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Got an hour twentytwo on the bike today. Rough session. Tired legs. Worn muscles. Low energy.
I have been trying some new stretches, maybe that’s why my legs were weaker. Going to back to the old way I think. But I was out of breath quicker than normal too. Maybe I’m just still not quite back to full strength.
At least I got something done. Hopefully I burned some calories. Soon I will burn my mouth with some soup, hooray.
9/8 2025
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Oh yeah and after exercising I did some kitchen cleaning and then I smashed my head right into the sharp corner of an open cupboard door. Ouch. I was half expecting to see blood gushing out, it felt so bad. No blood though, just a nasty bump on the nogging. I’m going to need to loosen the back adjuster on my caps for a while. That’s gonna be a headache.
Also, do you think rabbits ever fall down human holes?
9/8 2025
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I’m probably going to get banned from facebook because i’m sending daily problem reports asking them to fix my notications. So if my account gets nuked AVENGE ME
9/8 2025
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For the premium subscribers, a little behind-the-scenes action. I was setting up the camera, and Sky was taking the opportunity to get her scratch on.
9/8 2025
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Okay, I better go to bed. I’m starting to see double. I may have hit myhead harder than i thought.
On the bright side, maybe I’ll dream of two Kristen Bells. I could see the .. upside.
Alright, goodnight!

10/8 2025
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goatlog

10/8 2025
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Little help?

10/8 2025
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When it comes to wasting time, I am a proof of concept.
Now let’s do a quick fit check.
Nope, still not fit.
Did you know that the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin came out 20 years ago? That means he’s a 60 year old virgin now. Unless he got laid in the movie, I never watched it. It’s just something worth thinking about.
I AM NOT A ROBOT, STOP TRYING TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE BY NOT MAKING SENSE.
Did they ever make a sequel to Pac-man and did they call it Tupac-man and if not why not ?
This concludes my Bluesky highlight reel. I bet you didn’t realise how much you were missing out on by not following me there.
Also all the lewd stuff.
10/8 2025
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Something isn’t right. Something isn’t working.

10/8 2025
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That’s all for now.