New Shakes

October 13th, 2019

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

7/10 2019

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Good goat times today. Cold morning. Down to 0C/32F. Brr. Luckily it was a lovely, sunny day. So it did get better. And the forecast says it’ll be a little warmer ahead. So maybe I can keep going with a t-shirt and light jacket for a while yet.
Out in the greens with the goaties. Less and less green as well, but there’s still grass to much on at least.
And something new happened. I managed to teach Sassy how to shake hoof! I’ve been trying to teach Nuller, but he hasn’t been picking up on it. And it’s not like I want to stress it, he does plenty of silly stuff. But I got Sassy doing it for the first time today. She’s not as good as Mia, she needs more prodding with a treat to do it. With Mia I just have to put my hand out and she’ll shake it. I don’t know if Sassy will get that good, or even retain what she learned today. But it’s something. It’s nice when you can do little tricks to entertain the visitors and kids.
7/10 2019

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A pretty, but cold day.

7/10 2019

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Here’s Black Beauty, all dressed up for the cold weather.

7/10 2019

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“As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!).”
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The actual president of the United States of America said this. I’m sorry, but if you support Donald Trump please unfriend me, you’re a fucking moron and sociopath, thanks.
7/10 2019

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There is only goat

7/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

8/10 2019

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I got yer Sassy right here

8/10 2019

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It’s not often you get all 6 of them clearly in frame together. This is from the great snorting session recently.

8/10 2019

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Watching the season premiere of Mr Robot. That show gets my heart pumpkin. So does The Good Place, but in a different way. I’m sad those shows are on their last season now. But I’m glad they both get to end it their own way instead of running themselves into the ground and cancellation. I hope they both manage to deliver satisfying conclusions. And then I’ll have no more favourite shows going.
Oh wait, Rick And Morty. At least there will be that.
Might be time to rewatch Lost for the 17th time. It’s been a few years now.’
9/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

9/10 2019

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I find it baffling that at this point there are still grown ass adults who don’t believe in climate change. And who think it’s something you can believe or not believe in. In the face of all credible science. You choose to listen to the crackpot fringe, to the people who.. coincidentally are also the people who support all the EPA rolblack. All the drilling of Alaska, shooting hibernating bears in the face, importing ivory, unprotecting bees. The side that values corporate greed over the environment, those are the ones you’re going to listen to in this matter? The people who think a sky wizard created the world in 7 days and there was an ark with two of every animal? The side that posts selfies of dead endangered animals and big grins? THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE instead of science tists?
You wanna get triggered by woke Swedish teenagers, fine. Your snowflake is going to melt and your kids and animals are going to suffer.
Even if you don’t think we’re heading towards massive global disaster, fighting climate change is still GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. It has to be global mass extinction before you care about the environment? Selfish prick.
9/10 2019

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goatlog. Goats are part of the environment.

9/10 2019

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This year for Halloween I’m going as That Guy You Can’t Stand
9/10 2019

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updated his profile picture.

9/10 2019

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I’d like to apologise on behalf of the human, I’ll try to keep him on a tighter leash.

9/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Fuzzy from 2016.

10/10 2019

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goatlog

10/10 2019

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I wish everyone was Poul Thomsen
10/10 2019

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Shadow of the beasts

10/10 2019

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No wonder the world is as it is when kids grow up without Poul Thomsen, Fred Rogers, Jim Henson, Bob Ross and so and so forth. All progress pushes us back, we are all dooomed, cookie monster!

10/10 2019

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Meanwhile, Nuller.

10/10 2019

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Stay tuned for my hot take on pumpkin spiced latte.
Just gotta huff some old spice deodorant to get the rage going.
10/10 2019

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11/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce from 2014.

11/10 2019

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Good goat times today. One of those mornings where depression was hounding me to crawl back into bed. I’m glad I made it out instead. The weather was quite lovely. Above 10C/50F, which is all you can ask for this time of year. The ground was wet and muddy, but the suns shined mostly while I was with the goats. The forecasted rain later on came just as I was almost home. So that was finy timing.
Athough the goats didn’t aprpeciate the muddy ground. Too bad uncle forgot the red carpet.
Today is the last day before the school fall vacation. Which means… exercise day. There’s no scool today, all the kids have to go out and run instead. I remember dreading that day when I was a kid. The idea of running 5 kilometres seemed like an insurmountable.. mountain. Torture for a fat kid. But anyway. Some of the local schools had their running path along the playground. Not onto the grounds, but along the horse fences. I heard several kids shouting out to Shadow. Seems he’s the favourite of the horses. He IS a good looking horse. Got some surprised calls from kids who spotted the goats out on the loose too.
And we had some visitors on the grounds too. Milo got a couple of fatalities in . K.O.. Oh dear. There was one really sweet you mother with a couple of girls who seemed to have been warned. “It’s the one with the number 18 we have to watcch out for, right?”. Yup. Haha. What a stinker. Words getting around about him.
11/10 2019

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Not too bad for mid October.

11/10 2019

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Today I managed to squeak out a witty response when the postal lady made a joke as she handed me the package I was picking up. It must be nice to be able to talk to people without feeling deep agony and constant self doubt. I wonder what that’s like.
I like the postal lady. The younger one. The older one I haven’t seen in a very long time, she may have retired. The younger one if very sweet and kind and helpful. Doesn’t ask to see my ID because she knows me. She’s pretty too. I’d ask her out, but she’s probably married and also there’s the thing about not beina able to talk to women. Makes for an awkward date, probably.
But we’ll always have the mail.
11/10 2019

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Waiting for the line of ants carrying me a pizza box
11/10 2019

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Hay, Lily.

11/10 2019

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Okay, I’m going to mail myself into dreamland. Hope I don’t get stuck in customs.
See you in the unboxiing.
11/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007’s big animal show.

12/10 2019

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goatlog

12/10 2019

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Had some great dreams last night. I achieved lucidity, which is always wonderful. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing out on. Especially for someone as myself, whose normal life is a big, dark blur and full of anxiety. Dreams are crystal clear, bright and vidid and you can do anything without fear. It’s wonderful. I know it’s a little harsh, but honestly, I wouldn’t mind if I fell into a coma and lived out the rest of my life in a hospital bed, lucidly dreaming. That would be fine by me.
I dreamt about a big plush teddy bear we had when I was a kid. It was huge in fact. Probably bigger than a 10 year old kid. I wonder if my parents still have it. I haven’t thought about it in years, maybe decades. No idea why it popped into my dreams tonight.
I also dreamt that I saw a painting of god. Only when I looked closer at it I saw that god was a scary cat with eerily glowing eyes. Standing on two legs wearing a yellow rain coat, under a waterfall. So, if you’ve ever wondered what the nature of god is… you’re welcome.
In the dream I felt it was so important to remember that part that I actually wrote it down. Are you supposed to be able to write in dreams? I know you’re not supposed to be able to read, although sometimes I manage that anyway. I just remember scrawling down the letters. P A I N T I N G.
There was also a part with tons of comic books. And I could read the titles of them. I think the more you dream and cultivate it, the stronger you get in the dream force. Anyway, there was lots of other stuff, but I’ll let you off the hook now.
12/10 2019

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Ceci n’est pas une fap
12/10 2019

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What’s the goat word, Nuller?

12/10 2019

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Wouldn’t it be great if life had a fast-forward button? I pretty much just want to fastfoward through time between episodes of Mr Robot and The Good Place. Everything in between is worthless, WORTHLESS *throws wine in your face*
Sorry, ratings are down. need to drum up drama.
13/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

13/10 2019

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Heads up

13/10 2019

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When you want to teach the bible in schools but you also elect a president who lies, steals, cheats, covets.. probably eats shellfish too THE SINNER
although perhaps he doesn’t grab pussies when it’s that time of the month at least
13/10 2019

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Let there be goats

13/10 2019

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That’s all for now.


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Back On Back

October 6th, 2019

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

30/9 2019

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Downron Abbey Vs Predator.
Come on, Hollywood. Make my day.
30/9 2019

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Keeping a close eye on the feathery fowls.

30/9 2019

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Hello, I am male goat model Nuller. Pleased to make you acquaintance.

30/9 2019

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogid Day everyone.

1/10 2019

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Good goat times today. Cold morning. Getting down near 5C/41F in the morning. Cold enough to feel it on the skin. Gets a little warmer as the day wears on, but.. I miss summer.
Just as I arrived at the goats I was joined by a little group of kids, daycare or kindergarten I assume. They were quite loud and happy to see the goats. They bleated at the goats and the goats bleated back. Especially Nuller and Lily are very needy bleaters. Maybe it was because I didn’t let them out of the pen, or maybe it was because of the kids. But they had lots to say. So loud. And the human kids enjoyed the spectacle. I did the hoofshake trick with Mia, much to everyone’s delight. Once that big group went away there was a mother with a little kid left and we talked a little. Then I let the goats out. We couldn’t go our normal today. There were workers hard at work, in both the places we nornally go when we head into the playground area. So we went the other way, along the horse fence. The gap between the trees and the fence is a good place for the goaties to get some greens. It’s not quite as fun for me because there’s less room for running around and being silly. But as long as the goats are happy, so am I.
Later back to the pen. To relax a bit. Although we were disturbed by the workes outside the pen again. They were rolling out grass on the little soccer pitch they’re making. The goats were extremely concerned about what was going on. They lined up and snortred and sneezed. Huffing and puffing. Danger danger! If looks could kill, those workers would have burst in flames. I can’t blame the goats, I feel the same way when humans get near where I live.
1/10 2019

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Guess what happened today? For the first time in months, Milo jumped up on my back. Aw, that’s a good boy. It happened kinda randomly. Nuller was up on my back and Milo knocked him off.. and then jumped up there. I made sure to quickly give him a treat to reinforce the behaviour. And sure enough, I leaned over a few times, and Milo jumped up. I’m glad he hasn’t forgotten how to do it. Although it’s taking a little more effort now, I think. I could hear him panting a little, as if it was exercise for him haha. He’s not as agile and light as Nuller. Big boy. But that was nice.

1/10 2019

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A united front against the humans. The only one missing is Lily. She was on the frontline, tstanding on the rocks close to the fence. Snorting at the humans.

1/10 2019

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And here’s Lily on the frontline, keeping close watch on the bad men.

1/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. HappY Hump Day everyone.

2/10 2019

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Do you ever stretch out your arm and focus really intently to see if you can shoot fireballs out of your hands?
Haha no me neither haha.
No luck on the force lightning either.
2/10 2019

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE O ALL THATS UNHOLY
More Twin Peaks would be a reason to stay alive for a few years longer.
EXPLAIN TO ME AUDREY
link: Twin Peaks season 4 rumour
2/10 2019

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You kids can keep your pokemons

2/10 2019

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Alright, alright. I know what you’re here for. Let’s have some goat content. Here’s Mia and Milo working on the greens. Gotta keep them from overgrowing everything. You’re welcome, humans.

2/10 2019

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Hello, is this Ukraine? Yes, I need you to dig up some dirt on a human. He’s been withholding treats.

3/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Lakrids from 2008.

3/10 2019

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It’s the two-headed LilyNuller goat.
Welcoem to the island of Dr Moreaun.

3/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2007.

4/10 2019

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goatlog

4/10 2019

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‘A hot, blonde Wile E. Coyote”. Oh I love The Good Place. And Kristen Bell. Dash ash indeed.
4/10 2019

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Speaking of The Good Place, would you like to hear my theory?
Ted Danson is god.
I don’t know what his character on the show is, but the actual Ted Danson is god.
4/10 2019

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Mr Shadow, looking fine as always.

4/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

5/10 2019

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Mjallo?

5/10 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

6/10 2019

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Great dreams last night.
I had some fun, actiony ones. One with dinosaurs. It was funny,. I had to distract a big dinosaur to save someone. So I plucked a tree branch. Like I do for the goats. Haha. Maybe they were vegan dinos? But then, why would I have to save someone from them? I don’t know. But I ran along with the tree branch to get the dino to follow me. And then I threw the branch and stoof absolutely still. Because their vision is based on movement, I learned that from the sciency movie Jurassic Park.
Another dream had some kind of war going on in my old neighbourhood. And I was picking weapons and running around and actually shooting people. Kinda gnarly.
My favourite dream was much more mundane, it was in my old favourite shopping center and I was accused of shoplifting. Ah, the details are too boring. But it’s funny how hyper realistic and mundane it was, compared to dinosaurs and war.
I love dreaming.
6/10 2019

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Kanel boller
6/10 2019

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Thanks for putting hay inside, I’ll be sitting here on the small, hard surface instead.

6/10 2019

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Fun fact: The principal of my old school is namedropped in this song.
Another fun fact: When I was losing my eyesight and I was able to do nothing but lie in bed and listen to the radio, this was on heavy rotation.
Danish music. It’s not just Aqua.

6/10 2019

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Danish music thread?
Danish music thread. To annoy those who don’t speak Danish. En fjern og fin musik, giver dig alt du aldrig fik.

6/10 2019

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There is only Mia

6/10 2019

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That’s all for now.


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