Drama Llamers

February 26th, 2017

I hate to be so controversial and divisive, but if you don’t pronounce GIF with a hard G then you’ve been brainwashed by the FAKE NEWS liberal lamestream media.
Discuss.
20/2 2017

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I’m ready for a purell bath

20/2 2017

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It’s night’s like these that I’m glad I remembered to cut the rope bridge behind me so the insane asylum orderlies couldn’t follow me across and and catch me.
20/2 2017

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Now someone tweeted my picture at John Cleese. He’s only got some 5 million followers on Twitter, I’m sure he’ll notice! If you don’t hear from me again then it’s either the Secret Service that have kidnapped me or I’m having tea with John Cleese and telling him why flying goats are funnier than flying sheep.
20/2 2017

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Last night in Sweden…
Oh, and today will be a good day.
20/2 2017

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Good goat times today. A little bit warmer. But grey and moist as well. I managed to film a good 5-6 minutes of excellent tomato time… only to realise I’d left the lens cap on the lens. Whoopsie. Oh well. Didn’t spoil the goats’ enjoyment of the tomatoes at least.
When I was about to leave A38 suddenly got quite animated, looking for treats. Normally she’s so reserved. But she was nibbling at my pockets, flapping the tongue, looking hopefully. And when I started walking she walked alongside of me, and then started walking out in front of me. Like one of those cartoon cats trying to get their owner to trip over them. I guess she got hungry!
Dont’ worry, she got plenty of treats!
20/2 2017

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“Do you have a treat, kind sir?”

20/2 2017

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Time for some emotional support pizza.
20/2 2017

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Mousy was up early today!

20/2 2017

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If only those brave rebel fighters had managed to destroy the Death Star before the Empire tested it on Sweden.
20/2 2017

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Still haven’t heard anything from John Cleese.
20/2 2017

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spoilerish.
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Is it me or is TWD turning into Lord of the Rings? We got The Kingdom. The kingdom of men. And then the new guys. I don’t even know what their deal is, but they kept reminding me of elves. I guess Ezekiel is Aragorn and Jadis is Legolas and the tiger is.. Smaug. And. Wait no, I’ll figure this out and get back to you.
20/2 2017

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Today will be a good day.
Although it’s one of those days where I have to sit and wait for strangers to come do things in my apartment. Yes, I’m having an Eyes Wide Shut party. No no. Having the yearly ventilation system checkup. So they’ll be here sometime between 8am and 4pm. Maybe I’ll get lucky and they’ll be here at 8.05 and be done immediately and I can get to exercising. It could happen.
21/2 2017

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While we’re waiting.

21/2 2017

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At least I can get some goat video editing done while I wait.
This is what it looks like when I edit. In case you were wondering. I am sure you were all dying to know. Good old VirtualDub. I’ve been using that for 15 years probably. I wish I had the eyesight to use some of the more complex video editing suites, but my eyes just can’t cope with them. This works fine for basic editing, though.
So anyway. 8:46, no ventilation checkers yet.

21/2 2017

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11:19 result
21/2 2017

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updated his profile picture.

21/2 2017

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Meanwhile, at the Alien roundtable they’re playing rock-paper-lasers to see who gets the toilet duty of being Earth’s first contact.
21/2 2017

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It’s not uncommon when I’m editing video of A38 that I think to myself “sheesh, she’s so cute”. Also notice the little bit of fluff on the ends of her horns. As they grow woolly in winter they start picking off wool as the scratch themselves with their horns.

21/2 2017

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I am sure my tapdancing neighbours are happy I found this youtube channel with Nirvana concerts. This is a retaliation, isn’t it? I retaliate.
21/2 2017

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Time to retire for the day. You kids behave while I’m gone. I put a padlock on the liquor cabinet (because that’s where I keep my pizza) and don’t look under my bed. Whatever you do, do not look under my bed. I’m serious. Look, you can have the pizza. Just stay away from my bed.
21/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

22/2 2017

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It’s a listen to Nirvana and be disappointed in the human race sort of evening.
22/2 2017

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I feel like NASA is overcompensating about the planets. Just give us Pluto back and we’re cool.
22/2 2017

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I propose a ban on all immigration from those 7 new planets. They’re full of criminals and drug dealers and rapists, from what I’ve heard! I’m just going by what I’ve been told!
22/2 2017

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I just hope one of the 7 new planets will be suitable for the rehoming of Swedish refugees after the recent tragedy.
23/2 2017

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I should not be allowed to watch This Is Us. I need to set up some kind of parental lock on my TV. My emotions are too easily manipulated.
23/2 2017

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FUEGO FUEGO *throws the fire extinguisher at all the things*
23/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. You don’t get as many as you’d probably like, so make it count.
23/2 2017

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Vent her

23/2 2017

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Good goat times today. A little brighter, but a little colder. Still winter. But manageable for now. Went around and picked up branches in the pen (I think someone must have thrown them in there for the goats) and gathered them up in the pile. I like having a pile of branches for the goats to climb around in and snack on, even if there isn’t much fresh bark left. All the while I was doing that, A38 was following me around like a little puppy. Looking up at me with those beautiful eyes. That reminds me so much of Kamel. All the times I’d turn around and shed be there looking up at me with hopeful eyes. Insistent, but so polite compared to the big girls. And here I’m talking in relation to A38, since Kamel was obviously a large lady herself.
23/2 2017

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The grass is purely medicinal, we swear.

23/2 2017

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The captain makes a good point!

23/2 2017

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Omg monster goat run for your lifes!
link: Slomo A38 bleat
23/2 2017

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I can’t be bothered writing another long rant, so just read this one again and when appropriate sprinkle in some Standing Rock, transgender bathroom, press conference, Winter White House, coal in rivers, Nordstrom, Sweden, Bowling Green, nuclear launch codes, Shep Smith, Bannon, Bannon, Bannon and so on and on.
link: fb political rant from 5/2 2017
23/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Let’s be it.
24/2 2017

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It’s a bummer when you lose friends over the political posts. It’s not so bad when it’s just the casual acquaintence that you didn’t have a strong connection with. It’s worse when it’s someone you really liked and found it easy to talk to. That’s kind of rare these days. But on the other hand. If you have strong ideological differences, it’s hard not to let that taint your view of the person. It’s hard to be cheerful and deep with someone who holds views that you find problematic. I wouldn’t unfriend someone over politics, but I understand if people need to unfriend me. it’s sad but so it goes.
I do hope at some point I can get back to not talking about politics at all. I like myself better like that. But the way things are right now, it’s just not possible. I need to let out the words sometimes or they build up and poison me from the inside. And I don’t think this is a time to shut up and put up. Tell it like it is, that’s what we’re supposed to do.
Bla bla, now I’ve let out these words and I’ll go look for a cute goat to post. I just hope I have some, I mean you never know. I might have forgotten to go to the goat store and be fresh out!
24/2 2017

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Oh phew, I still have cute goats to post!

24/2 2017

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I feel like burying my head in the sand.
24/2 2017

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At least we can all agree that red M&Ms are the only good ones.
*ducks*
*penguins*
24/2 2017

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I feel bad. I don’t want to be a source of negativity, for anyone. Not for people I disagree with either. It makes me sad. I know the world isn’t a magic fairytale place where everyone gets along, but I kinda want my little corner to be that. It’s not like arguing in my little corner is going to change anything in the big world anyway.
I’m going to try to keep my posts more positive, not least for my own mental health. I’m not saying I’m not going to need to let out poison now or then and I’m definitely still going to make fun of politicians, from all sides, if they say stupid things. But I’m going to try to stay away from the negativity more. We’ll see how that goes. I’d appreciate if everyone makes the same effort in comments on my page too. Today has been too toxic. I’m afraid to look in the mirror and discover I’ve turned into The Joker.
25/2 2017

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Oh look, it’s the goat and that thing that tries to be a human

25/2 2017

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Turning off for tonight. Off to dreamland, where all problems can be solved by the wave of a hand and a sneeze of my magic dragon. See you when I make it out again.
25/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

26/2 2017

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Oh no, Bill Paxton. That’s so sad. I loved him. I gotta do it. Game over, man. Game over. I still say that in my head on a regular basis. 61. Sigh.
26/2 2017

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goatlog

26/2 2017

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Exercise going pretty well. Lost 6 pounds in 2½ weeks. Diet improved too, although I’m still dependant on emotional support pizza. But at least I’m trending in the right direction. Once it gets warmer and I can have tomatoes and cucumbers again it should get even better.
So that’s something.
26/2 2017

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Black Beauty and Perle. BB is mostly getting along well with the other horses. Although every now and then, especially when there’s food out, the older, bigger horses still put her in her place. I guess it’s the same as how Mia and Mio let A38 know who’s the bosses when it comes to food.

26/2 2017

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End of Facebook posts, go go goat photos.

And that’s all for this week, see you in the next one.


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Last Night In Sweden

February 19th, 2017

The fence is still holding, more or less.

12/2 2017

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What would happen if you quadrupled mc?
13/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Say pump it up!
13/2 2017

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Good goat times today. Still freezig, but only just. The snow slowly receding. Alice was just about to let the goats out when I got there. For some hay in the snow. My fence fix was still up. But unfortunately the horses realised they could get past it. First Luna. Then Sille. Then Perle, who need a bit of a jump but made it over. Black Beauty was the only one who couldn’t get past it. Oh dear. Later on they went back the other way. I had to guide Perle a little with her reins. But I think the goats were relieved to have them out again. And I rebuilt the fence. Again. This time with enough obstructions to keep the horses out. Assuming it holds. We’ll see. If at first you don’t succeed, have some pizza.
13/2 2017

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Snow what I mean? and other puns.

13/2 2017

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about:pizza
13/2 2017

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Here’s Sille finishing off the last of the goats’ hay.
And in the background? Basil Fawlty voice: Call that a fence?!

13/2 2017

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My next profile pic will be me posing with the nuclear launch codes. Just have to decide whch of the goats should be eating the piece of paper with the codes on them.
13/2 2017

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My eyes can’t eye anymore. Off to dreamland. While the body battery is recharged hopefully my subconscious will be ready with my stories.
13/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. A part of us all. A part of us all.
14/2 2017

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Dream report:
I went time traveling with George Lucas.
Lots of other stuff happened. But. I thik the fact that I went time traveling with George Lucas means I have already won the dream race.
14/2 2017

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He’s bitter and twisted
He knows what he wants
He wants to be loved and he wants to belong
He wants us to listen, he wants us to weep
And he was a stupid baby who turned into a powerful freak
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He’s a dangerous bigot, but we always forget
And he’s just like his daddy because he cheats on his friends
And he steals and he bullies anyway that he can
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(On my exercise mix today this was randomly followed by It’s The End Of The World As We Know It by REM. But I mean, it could be about anyone and anything don’t ask me)

14/2 2017

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A treat for Valentines.

14/2 2017

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Happy Valentines, Facebookerinos. Hope you have good valentimes. I have a hot date with pizza leftovers. Don’t wait up.

14/2 2017

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Off to see what dreams may bring. I am packing a heavy lunch and a light breeze. Thank you for all the valentime wishes. I feel loved, and fat. But that’s okay. Exercise is going according to plan. Working progress.
14/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

15/2 2017

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Dream report:
Lots of fascinating and emotional stuff. Which is why I got out of bed so late. Funniest thing? A thing with the Supreme Court turning into a TV show. I can only assume it was inspired by the People’s Court thing from snl. But it was like a serious SCOTUS reality show. Weird. I’m not real strong on the SCOTUS, but I don’t think any of the judges in my dream were actual real scotussers.
In another of my dreams Catherine Bell was my mother. So. There’s that.
15/2 2017

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I’m so glad they sell feelings as TV dinners now.
15/2 2017

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That thing when there’s a typo in your expensive music video.
That said, if you’re an animal activist or you just like Moby give it a spin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLG3casce7U
I really like the new record. He can be dead annoying on twitter, but I forgive him because I agree with his messages.

15/2017

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Oh here’s something I forgot to mention. I’ve seen A38 shake a couple of times, to get snow or rain off her back. But she’s hasn’t made that funny sound again. Remember that funny noise she made while shaking? I thought maybe that was just a noise she made every time she shook. But no. I guess it was a one time thing.
15/2 2017

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goatlog

15/2 2017

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Knowing how much of a trendsetter I am, I expect next winter’s big look will be “Chemical handwarmers sticking out of your scarf”. I know Lady Gaga is trying to steal my thunder, but I wore it better!

15/2 2017

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I have decided to withdraw my nomination as Director of Photography on Gigli 2: The Legend of Curly’s Coal. At this time I have no further comments, please respect my privacy.
16/2 2017

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Well, I for one am glad that I spent a couple of hours trying to find a way to embiggen youtube titles on the subscription page with CSS instead of sleeping tonight. And all the little mice who are performing a Shakespeare play on my bed agree. I know this because they wrote it on the etch-a-sketch we use to communicate with eachother. With.
16/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. The typing fingers announce it automatically, as if channeling something that is not spoken
16/2 2017

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Good goat times today. The temperatures are up a notch, around 5C/40F. So that helps. Grey with a little drizzle every now and then. Most of the snow is gone, but there are still patches here and there.
Alice was just feeding the animals as I arrived. I had a nice chat with her. We talked about the old playground. It looks like I might be getting my old bench back! And the little red house. Oh it would be perfect for A38 when it rains and she’s too scared to go inside with the big girls. How cute would it be to see that little pygmy goat in a pygmy house? And maybe we can get some of the wooden blocks too. I really hope so. Those are things I have missed. A good place for me to sit, that cute house and stuff for them to jump around on. Hooves crossed. They’ve basically told her that she can take whatever she wants from the old place. I think they might be tearing everything down there. I also learned that Dennis is not longer working there. And Nina, who some of you might remember, is stopping. I think there will pretty much be no one I know left. And no animals. Everything changes. But I’d be happy if we could get that stuff for the new place.
It’s also still the plan to build a new house for the goats. In the pen. I hope they can get a little more space. Sounds like the horses are going away for the summer vacation, and then there will be some building and redesigning going on. It’s nice to be at a place that has ressources and priorities to get things done.
Hopefully it will all come to fruition and be good.
16/2 2017

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Hey look, I finally fixed the fence properly and the job is up to my usual high stan.. okay Alice did it.

16/2 2017

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My desire to be part of the real world is dwindling, but this pizza helps.
16/2 2017

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I wonder if this will be the last snow of the season. Well, probably not. But just gotta make it to srping. Sir Ping of Camselot.

16/2 2017

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Too tired to go on. Must… rest. You guys keep going, I’ll catch up to you later. *smash cut to frozen Lasse statue*
Off to dreamwalk.
16/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Don’t stop believing.
17/2 2017

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Dream report:
Wow.
The end.
Okay, little more. Just wonderfulness. It doesn’t make much sense to try to describe it all. Other than the part where I was looking in the supermarket for A38, the breakfast product that our little Yogi goat was named after. Haha. Also one part I became aware I was dreaming and I tried to wake myself up so I screamed and screamed and then I woke up. Only later did I realise that I had woken into another dream. Dreams inside dreams. I love it. Lot of other fascinating and personal stuff. I know I go on and on about it. But I love dreaming. And I really think it’s like a dangerous drug. If it wasn’t for the goats I’d just want to stay in bed 24/7 and dream and not actually do anything. It’s addictive. The dreamworld is beautiful and magic. The real world is ugly and hateful, ruled by greed and lies. In the real world I can barely see, I can barely be around people without feeling great anxiety, I can barely do anything. In the dreamworld I can do everything. Even when it’s dark and scary it’s still exhilarating. I just want to go back to there.
See, totally the ravings of a crazy addict.
17/2 2017

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It’s funny how Mia and Mio look white as snow, until you actually see them in the snow. Then you can tell that they aren’t actually _that_ pure.

17/2 2017

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Hvad hjertet er fugl af.
17/2 2017

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goatlog

17/2 2017

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Can’t wait to see the Lords of Dance show my neighbours will be putting on. Sounds like they’ve been practicing for years.
17/2 2017

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The failing bathoom scales are spreading FAKE NEWS. Sad!
18/2 2017

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My bathroom scales are body shaming me. We have to put an end to all this cyber bullying!
18/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Hustle hustle etc.
18/2 2017

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I exercised so hard. The hardest. From where I was sitting it looked like I had biked for millions of miles. The biggest amount of miles for any exercise. Everyone was so impressed. This is what someone told me.
18/2 2017

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Mio + horse company = me + human company. Just waiting for an opportunity to get the heck out of Dodge. And preferably keep going until there’s a fence between us.

18/2 2017

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What’s the difference between Trump Tower and Fawlty Towers?
Fawlty Towers employed a foreigner.
NAILED IT. Political satire at its finest.
18/2 2017

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8:01 pm. I’m very tired. So I’m going to call it quits for the real world today. Early to bed to get a fix of the dreamspice. Please don’t envy my action packed lifestyle. Most people wouldn’t be able to handle such excitement.
18/2 2017

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

19/2 2017

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Last night as I was going to bed I came up with a joke about The Winter Shawshank prison, referencing of course the so called Winter White House. But now I can’t remember the part that was supposed to make it funny. So. Make up your own punchline, please.
19/2 2017

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It’s getting muddy in herre.

19/2 2017

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I have to be honest, I’m still a little rattled about what happened last night in Sweden. They’re our good neighbours and I still have a hard time believing this. When I close my eyes I can still hear the explosions in the distance. Sad.
#NeverRemember
19/2 2017

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STOP THE PRESS. Is it stopped? Okay. I have just been informed that Bates Motel is back tomorrow. This changes everything. Final season. Okay, you can start the presses again.

19/2 2017


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I think instead of starting each day saying “Today will be a good day” I’ll start each day saying “I can’t believe what happened last night in Sweden” and then post some crazy link.
Or a series of videos that starts out with a sign saying “Last night in Sweden” and then cuts to random, crazy movie scenes. Like the bridge exploding in True Lies.
Well, back to work on my screenplay Last Night In Sweden, in which we follow the lives of 5 strangers in Sweden on the night before the Earth is scheduled to be destroyed by an incoming asteroid.
19/2 2017

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Okay, okay. I’ll tell you how I got this tattoo of a praying mantis on my forehead. So, last night in Sweden…
19/2 2017

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It’s…

19/2 2017

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Marty: You’re not going to believe this, but we gotta go back to last night in Sweden!
Doc: I don’t believe it!
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A short scene from my new feature film Back To The Last Night In Sweden.
Okay, now I’m getting tired of it.
19/2 2017

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Haha. I posted my John Cleese viking picture on twitter. And now someone has tweeted it at Trump. So if you never see me again, just assume the Secret Service has come to pick me up.
OKAY SPILL THE BEANS WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT IN SWEDEN?!
19/2 2017

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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.


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