Archive for June, 2007

FAO: Monty Burns

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

I would like to introduce you to my best friend. (Just don’t tell Mads I said that) Do notice Santa, who has passed out from the heat. Also I would like to introduce you to my greatest enemy. The sun, it burns. I was planning to write that serious entry today. But it’s just too […]

The Plume Who Says Ni

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

Boy, is it hot. It’s been so hot that I have been walking around topless all day. But don’t worry, the curtains were all drawn and my mother at work. I don’t want to scar anyone for life. I am nothing if not modest. And brilliant. Modest and brilliant. Modest, brilliant and made of the […]