Half of my newsfeed: These halftime shows are too long and Lady Gaga is horrible. Other half of my newsfeed: Wow I love this halftime show and Lady Gaga aced it! Me: *watches Baskets* 6/2 2017 — . Today will be a good day. Serenity now! 6/2 2017 — . Good goat times today. I […]

It’s okay, guys. I pressed snooze on the Doomsday Clock. We’re fine. 30/1 2017 — . Who Wants To Date A Sack Of Potatoes Wearing a Top Hat and a Monocle, the new gameshow from we’re not even trying anymore 30/1 2017 — . Sadness for Quebec. As if things weren’t dark enough. 30/1 2017 […]