1/11 2021
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I’m gonna have to take the candy
(If you watched Lost you know how to read that scene) 1/11 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
It was daylight savings change in Denmark so right now it’s either an hour earlier than it is or five hours from now, in your region. Extra charge may apply 1/11 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone. 2/11 2021
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goatlog
2/11 2021
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Here are some outtakes for the premium subscribers.
First we got the amazing talking butt. And then Lily comes in and takes a wee in front of the camera. Those goats have no shame. 2/11 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone. 3/11 2021
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Kenny Loggins. Kenny checks his mail. Kenny Loggouts. 3/11 2021
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Good goat times today. Managed to get out and goat, and spend some time in my happy place. Cold, though, enough to hurt my skin in the morning. And a little rain later on. And no greens on the trees to bring to the goats anymore. We have entered The Dark Times. But the goats still enjoyed the treats I brought and I enjoyed their company, so that is still good. And for the first time ever I took the second bus there. Two busses, cutting the walking down to 5-10 minutes. That might be a good option when it gets really cold. And right now when I’m not at full strength. I managed a bit better today, but still not back to normal. I’m planning to call the doc on Monday. PRobably. *ducks* 4/11 2021
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Oh here is the ‘bright’ jacket. Well, the sleeves and zipper are brightish. It’s not a great fit or look, but at least it’s pretty warm and comfy. So I may keep using it for that reason alone. I got another, dark, jacket from amazon a couple of days ago, maybe I’ll keep that for when I go out humaning. Since this one is already mudded up and stuff. Hah. Also Nuller has already begun trying to destroy it with incessant nibbling. 4/11 2021
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Thankfully Mia recognised me and did not hesitate to smooch. Of course the treats always help. 4/11 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015. 5/11 2021
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The mornings are getting gloomy 5/11 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Pong from 2016. 6/11 2021
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goatlog
6/11 2021
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Good news! After much negotiation the goats and I have managed to pass a 1 trillion dollar treat budget.
So that should cover us for most of next week… 6/11 2021
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Hulloh 6/11 2021
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… and anyway, why would she be selling seashells by the seashore? If I’m at the seashore I can just pick up the dang seashells myself. She should be selling seashells at the race track or outside a fancy restaurant or maybe in the alley behind the local denny’s. THINK, work smarter not harder. 6/11 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone. 7/11 2021
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Another fall colour mood lighting 7/11 2021
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Happy Mio Monday everyone.
I got my test results back, I do not have the corona. So that’s good. In a way. It does mean that I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
I’ll write more later. Hope you’re all good. 25/10 2021
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Good goat times today. Yes, i celebrated my negative coroner test by heading out to see the goats. Not the smartest thing to do. I oughta have gone to my doctor to keep trying to find out what’s wrong with me.
But I really needed to see the goats. I didn’t go all last week. I can’t function without goats!
So I went, and it was good. A little too cold for my liking. But it was just good to be there again. spoiling them with treats an various fruits. And just being in my happy place.
Now I’m going to go dive into a big pot of soup! Mmm, goats and soup. That’s how you celebrate a passed test.
I’ll be back later and reply to comments and write a bit about the test and how things are going. Thank you all for being you all, if you weren’t then where would we be?? Not here, that’s for sure.
Now, soup’s on! 25/10 2021
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So that was a new experience, getting the covid test yesterday. As is so often the case, the worrying before was the worst part. It was quite easy and fast. I was worried about finding the right place, but my dad had given me good instructions and it was easy to find. I was there around 9.05 am, right when they opened. One person in front of me in the queue, but the wait was like 30 seconds. I don’t know why, but I’d pictured it all being a bit of a bigger deal. In reality, there was one lady at a desk taking the info and one lady next to her doing the test and the test took literally 5 seconds. It was unpleasant, having that thingie jammed down my throat. Didn’t even buy me dinner first. I’m thankful it only lasted a five second countdown because I did feel like I might throw up if it had lasted 10. Haha. But all in all it was super fast and easy and nothing to wrry about. And handy that it was in the shopping center around corner where I do all my shopping anyway. Afterwards I went upstairs to the supermarket to do a little shopping and that ended up taking way longer. There was no one at the registers. And the self-service checkout was also empty. I could have ran out with my groceries if I had been a dishonesttype. Instead I went to the service/info counter at the other end of hte store and asked if maybe they could get some personnel on duty… i’m too blind to do the self-checkout on my own.
So the corona test took 5 minutes and the shopping took like 40 minutes. Haha. Oh well. It’s all good.
And yes, the test came back negative. So that’s positive. there was a part of me that almost had hoped it was corona, since I’m vaccinated and my lifestyle is 99% self-isolation anyway… At least that would have been an answer. But I know corona is nothing to joke about, and I’m glad it’s not that. And that it’s ruled out.
So I went to see tha goats, and that was great. I was tired when I came home, but not as wiped out as previously. I think maybe I’m getting better. Whatever it is I have/had, i feel like it’s gotten less bad. So. I think I’m going to wait a couple of days now. I know I know, you’re all screaming GO TO THE DOCTOR. But I’m feeling pretty fine overall. I think, unless something changes, I’ll wait until the end of the week and see how I’m feeling. I feel like I’m ok to do that right now. 25/10 2021
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Well, someone missed me. Or the treats. 25/10 2021
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It’s starting to Fall 25/10 2021
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I wish I had more soup 25/10 2021
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Well I don’t have soup, but I have the new Curb Your Enthusiasm and iced cream. So that’s not too bad. 26/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone. 26/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone. 27/10 2021
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How am I doing?
Well I’m doing great as long as I don’t do anything. And I haven’t done anything today, so. So far so good. I still think there’s something wrong with me, though. And I’ll have to see how bad it is when I start actually doing something.
I did stay in bed for a long long time, even for me. Might be a new recording. I think something like 27 hours. I know that’s not healthy. I was just.. enjoying my dreams. And also being too depressed to face the real world. So that was a nice little nap.
Oh and @cyd I think you haev a new fan. My dad just stopped by for a brief visit and without me prompting him or anything, he noticed the art I got from you a few days ago. I didn’t tell them it was from a friend or anything, he just noticed it and said he really liked it. So that was cool! 27/10 2021
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goatlog, starting with a super silly Nuller bleatorama and then lots of fun goat circus.
Thank you everyone for caring about my health, I know it’s frustrating that I don’t follow Facebookdoctor’s orders! But I promise there will be a doctor’s visit soon and I’m feeling better and better.
27/10 2021
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Mia and The Butt, your favourite morning DJ shock jocks 27/10 2021
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Pay no attention to the Sky behind the curtain 27/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Finn from 2009.
You can tell where I picked up my fashion sense. 28/10 2021
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Good goat times today. Managed to get out and spend time in my happy place. Good for the soul. Not so sure about the body, but we’ll see. I just love the goat therapy sessions.
We did have a couple of mishaps. Nothing alarming. If you follow Mia’s page you’ll know that I have taken up the habit of letting Sky out of the pen sometimes so I can spend some quality time alone with her. Usually in the morning while the others are busy eating the greens I brought. I’ll let her out of the gate and then I’ll let her haveome tomatoes or apples or whatever snacks I brought. Just so she can have the chance to enjoy the goodies without worrying about the bigger goats chasing her away. The underdog, I mean undergoat, gets the special treatment. So it was with Kamel, so it was with Yogi and now so it is with Sky. Can’t help having a soft spot for them.
Anyway, the tricky part is always getting her back in the pen afterwards. I don’t know if you know this about goats, but goats usually only follow instructions if they are beneficial to them. And ‘get back in captivity’ is not beneficial to the goat. It’s usually not too hard to get Sky back in. And it wasn’t today either. But then just as I got Sky in, Mia slipped out of the gate. Uh oh. Mia is a different kind ofb eats alltogether. Strong-willed and strong-bodied. And since she she no longer wears a collar it’s even harder getting her to go along. Haha. Had to do some running back and forth, pushing and pulling. Eventually I did get her back in the pen, but yeah that tired me out.
There was another mishap too, but I’ll show you in picture form a little later. Don’t worry no one was hurt. No one alive that is… CLIFFHANGER! 28/10 2021
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Well, that was a nice jacket I used to have. Sigh.
I’m not pointing fingers or trying to lay blame or anything… NULLER.
When he’s on the bench next to me he always wants to get his two front legs up and stand on my leg. And today when he did it I noticed his hooves getting jammed in my pocket.. I thought it was funny at the time, but then later I realised.. he tore my jacket apart. You can’t even see how ripped it is in the photo. Sheesh.
It kinda sucks because it was the only lightweight summery jacket I had, all my other jacekts are heavier, or coats. And I hate, absolutely hate, buying clothes. I had to get new shoes recently because they were literally falling apart, I’d even glued them together to make them last longer. I just don’t want new stuff ever.
Well, so happened I went grocery shopping after goating and the supermarket had a cheap jacket and I bought it. I don’t like it though, I think it’s warmer than this ripped one and it’s too colourful, I don’t like being colourful or attention grabbing. I want dark, preferably black, anonymous stuff. If you know me you should know I dont give a fork about how I look, I’d rather just blend into the background if possible.
Anyway, so it goats. It was a cheap cruddy jacket that lasted 4 years somehow and now is replaced by another cheap jacket. I am cheap and boring and everything ends up nibbled and muddy anyway.
Nuller did not seem to feel very guilty about his reckless destruction of my personal property. He felt that he still deserved all the treats. And of course I could only stay stern with him for 15 seconds, then gave him treats. Sheesh, what a dummy. Me, I mean. 28/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2008. 29/10 2021
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I tried to train the crows/magpies the other day. Holding out a peanut. No takers. The problem is I can’t really practice it in the goat pen because if I hold out peanuts I get mugged by goats. So I don’t think I really have the time and opportunity to try and actually see if they’d come and take treats from me. But hey, maybe some day. 29/10 2021
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Mia’s going on a walkabout 29/10 2021
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An offering from Sassy. 30/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2015. 30/10 2021
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Happy 25 year anniversary to my favourite REM album New Adventures In Hi-Fi.
30/10 2021
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Mia entertaining visitors 30/10 2021
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Happy Funday everyone. 31/10 2021
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Randomly crying over Sam Lloyd, as you do
31/10 2021
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Hey kid, got treats? 31/10 2021
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Louie Andersno playing Zach Galifianaki’s mother sounds like the setup to an snl bit, but it’s one of the best things on tv. If you haven’t seen Baskets, you really should. It’s not airing anymore, but I’m sure it’s streaming on something somewhere somehow.
That concludes my halloweend broadcast 31/10 2021
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That’s all for now.
