I think about this a lot. This and the time he trashed his car with a branch of leaves. Oh and that guest that went “I’m not a violent man” while beating basil and basil quipping “you are” an the guest going “I’m not!” while still hitting him.
Oh and Manuel going eeeeventualeeeee.
Oh and another one snuffed it in the night.
This profile is now a Fawlty Towers quote app, please update your bookmarkes accordingly.
Duck’s off, sorry.

18/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone

19/7 2021
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Good goat times today. Another hot day, but temperatures down just a little, upwards of 23C/73F. Comfortably warm with a nice breeze. Still, good weather to sit around and do nothing. Unfortunately some kids came by and wanted to talk to the goats. “Hi Mia! Hiii Mia! Miiiia!”. Mia was sitting in the shelter, with Milo and Sky, me and Nuller just outside the barrier. Snoozing in the heat. The kids’ grownups came and herded the, away. to play on the playground stuff. But a couple of minutes the kids were back! Sheesh. Alright, I guess I have earn my paycheck (ie Mia kisses) so I got up and got the goats to get up and follow me over to the fence. And the kids got to pet them and feed them some grass. I’m glad the kids got to have a good experience with the goats. Maybe I should put out a tip jar. Bring a slice of pizza for the human, he doesn’t eat grass.
19/7 2021
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I wroe my Max Headroom shirt today. The problem with my Max Headroom shirt is that it says Max Headroom on the back. On the front it says the network he was on. But usually in all my pictures you can’t see that it’s a Max Headroom shirt unless you know he was on Network 23, so that’s why I had to take a really bad picture where you can see the back of the shirt and then mention Max Headroom a lot, because i’m wearing a Max Headroom shirt.
M-M-M-Max Headroom!

19/7 2021
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Zombie Mia is about to devour the human.

19/7 2021
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“Biden released a 19-year detainee from Guantánamo Bay whom Trump kept detained for 4 years despite being cleared for release”
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The crazy thing is, that oh about 50% of Americans will read that and think Biden did the right thing. And oh about 50% of Americans will think Trump did the right thing.
I honestly don’t know how America can function again normally in our lifetime or beyond when it’s totally split and the two halves live in entirely different universes. Whoever is sane, you know that 50% of America is nuts. People will believe what they want to believe. Like the christians who can convince themselves that Joel Osteen definitely SHOULD drive million dollar cars.
Anyway. I don’t post so much about politics anymore, which is a good thing I guess. Of course it’s because even though the world is still batshirt crazy at least it’s not a 24/7 deluge of the guy in charge being a total piece of shirt. Whatever you think of Biden, at least he’s not in the headlines every. single. day. saying. crazy. shit.
Or heck maybe he is on newsmax and unitedamericarealtruthwontbesilenced dot blog hashtag shadowgove qanon darkweb oh no why did I unplug the jar of bees, I can’t get the toothpaste back in the tube did you see the evidence of russiance having kompromat trump and fox news having an internal vaccine pass and oh fork is that mitch mcconnell seen here feeding his grandkids’ pet guinea pigs to an alligator and now THIS
19/7 2021
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And now goats

19/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

20/7 2021
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goatlog. Always behind on posting these. This is from when Mia was getting better after being sick. So glad she’s back to normal now.

20/7 2021
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massive stripey snake dck

20/7 2021
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Sky expertly hiding behind that plant

20/7 2021
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This video is dedicated to Keiko Murakami
I was so busy herding Milo away from the camera that I didn’t realise Mia was getting ready to drop a pound of berries. Normally this is the kind of stuff that gets deleted when I edit the goat footage. But hey. I know my audience.
20/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

21/7 2021
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Good goat times today. A cool and overcast morning with a little rain. The rain didn’t last long thankfully, but barely got any sun. Around 21/70. Comfortable, but i do prefer some sunshine.
I met barn kitty Nala on my way to the goats. I had my arms full of branches, I think she was a little suspicious of my intentions. But she did come over to me so I could give her some cuddles. And then I carried the greens over to the goats. Whomst were not suspicious of my intentions. They knew my intentions were to give them greens, and they were happy about that. Other than that, pretty quiet day. No complaints here.
21/7 2021
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I did a bit of pallet work today. The pallets were getting kinda wobbly and overgrown. So I decided to do something about it. I basically pulled all the pallets away and put them back in better positions. I did the best I could, but it’s hard to get them stable because the ‘pallet mountain’ is situated on the old pile branch, still old branches lying around at the bottom so it’s not a very even ground to build on. I kinda wish we could get the last old branches hauled away and then maybe some extra new pallets so we could build a nice pallet platform. Or even better get more tiles or other stuff to build real, good stuff with.
But eh, the goats aren’t demanding. They got stuff to jump around on, so they’re happy.

21/7 2021
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The new pallet arrangement is certified and Mia-approved for relaxation utilisation. One of the reasons that I wanted to fix up the pallets was that it’s been weeks since I’ve seen the goats sitting on them. Especially Mia used to like to sit on the pallets, out in the sunshine. I know it doesn’t look super organised or stable, but it’s considerably better now, and maybe that’s why Mia decided to sit on it.

21/7 2021
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Meanwhile, Milo and Nuller.

21/7 2021
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Ever get the feeling you’re living in a sitcom?
I was expecting a package tomorrow. Today, after goating, I went and took a shower. After being out in the hot air and dirt and goat smelly, I usually take a shower. And I like to sit down in the shower and let the water soothe me, since I don’t have a tub to soak in. So i was sitting there, and then the doorbell rang. And I froze. Oh shirty, I thought. That’s gotta be the package. So my brain went a million miles an hour, for a second. TRying to decide what to do. Normally I’d just not open the door, and thne pick up the package the next day from the post office. The P.Off, as Fawlty would say. But i knew this package was coming from UPS, and unlike the postal service and some other carriers, UPS doesn’t have a pickup location near me. So I panicked and said to myself NO I GOTTA GET THIS. So. I got up. And went to the front door. I got my hamper of dirty clothes next to the front door. There was no time to dry off. I just got out a pair of boxers and a shirt from the hamper. And started frantically putting them on. Do you know how hard it is to put on clothes when you’re soaking wet and panicking? I was waiting for that second ring of the doorbell. The “Ok I rang the doorbell and no one answaered. I’ll ring once more to make sure, but then I’m leaving”. So that second ring came just as I had mostly gotten the clothes on and I pulled the door open. I’m sure I was quite a sight, there dripping wet. HAha. The guy said “I have a package for you, but … now that I look at it I can see I got the wrong one”. So, he had to go down and get the right one from his truck. Which gave me a minute to dry off the worst of the water. And turn off my shower, which.. I had left running as I panickly ran to the door. Haha. Oh boy. But i got the package. Which means I don’t have to ask my parents for help finding their pickup location. So that’s good.
And I managed to help my dad on the phone just now. He’s traveling to England in a few days and he had to get his corona test stuff printed. Boy, that printer is the worst offender in the tech help calls. I don’t have a printer at home, I’m not used to using a printer. So it’s hard for me to help with printing issues. And there’s a lot of printing issues. Like the time they’d set the printer to print landscape instead of portrait by accident. Or when dad had checked the black/white option and didn’t understand why it wasn’t printing colours. Well, 15 minutes ish on the phone i think we managed to get something printed that he can use. Hopefully he won’t be turned away at the airport.
*seinfeld theme*
21/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007.

22/7 2021
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Wishing a happy birthday to my mother, 66 today.
And an apology to my father, I may have ruined his trip to the uk by bringing up travel restrictions that he had apparently not checked up on well enough. I feel really bad about that, but I don’t want him stranded in england or getting a massive fine either.
On another note, i got a notification from facebox that they accepted my locational verification. So Mia’s page should be good to go. For now anyway.
22/7 2021
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A little Sky on the rocks.

22/7 2021
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Meanwhile, in Denmark.

22/7 2021
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Hey hey! Thank you so much Kris Clark Borsodi for the unexpected present! Haha, that’s the perfect dish towel for me! And a lovely card. The next pizza will be in your honour!

22/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2009.

23/7 2021
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Where the wild goats roam

23/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

24/7 2021
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I’m not feeling super great. Slept too much. My head hurts. And I’m feeling the depression. But at least I know its voice and not to listen to it.
On a brighter note, Ted Lasso is back. You know I love Ted Lasso. And since it got about a million Emmy nominations, I guess I’m not the only one.
Hope you’re all doing well out there. Keep on keeping strong.
24/7 2021
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Think goat thoughts.
Love you loves <3!

24/7 2021
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baby I’m ablazed at the way you puff me all the time
25/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

25/7 2021
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Dinner’s served.

25/7 2021
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The Bandit In The Grass, a novel by Milo T Goat.

25/7 2021
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Well I did it. I logged into Facebox on my smartphone. It took me literally 10-15 minutes to enter my password. Mainly because i could not find the full stop. The period. The forking joys of being blind. Operating a smartphone with a magnifying glass and fat fingers. Fork it.
I got access to posting on Mia’s page back. BUT. They said somethinga bout my information being in review and that it could take up to 2 weeks. I can post while they’re reviewing it. The question is, are they expecting me to use the fb app on my phone for those two weeks? Because that’s not going to happen. Literally not possible, no chance. If that’s what’s going to happen then the page will be ending. But I guess we’ll see. Maybe they logged my location during those minutes and that’ll be enough.
I am not feeling optimistic though. i have a feeling Mia’s page may be ending. They want to keep tabs on my location and I just can’t use that phone.
But we’ll see. We’ll see. We’ll see. At least I managed these steps. Managed to get my sim card from the other phone into the smartphone. Managed to connect to a network, Managed to launch the app. Managed to log in. Managed to find the settings. Managed to start the process.
Sigh. We’ll see. I hate this dystopian present we live in.
Let’s just hope I don’t lose my personal account for logging in multiple places and networks and whatnot. That’d be a kicker.
It’s 4 pm, I’m going to bed soon.
11/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

12/7 2021
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Oh yeah, and congratulaziones to Italy for winning the European Championship in ballsport. You might recall early on I said my money was on Belgium or Italy. Guess I should have put some real money on that.
Italy was the best team of the tournament, and given Denmark’s somewhat problematic experience with England in the semis, I can’t say I’m sad they lost the final. Denmark has still won more european championships than England, which is pretty crazy when you think about it!
Still, I do love England. Growing up, England and America is where a lot of my mind and heart was, that’s the pop culture that shaped me. The pythons, rik & ade, the premier league, star wars books imported from britain and so on and so on.
Too bad you brexited, which is going to cost me 50% more on the new shoes I ordered because I didn’t realise the seller on german amazon was from the uk and we no longer have free trade with you grumph.
Anyway, up yer balls.
12/7 2021
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Goat crew +1

12/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

13/7 2021
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Good goat times today. A hot one. Upwards of 26C/79F. And a humid heat at that, a little much for my liking. But I’m still glad it’s summer.
A good day to sit around and do nothing. So of course I got up and did some weed whacking. Oh dear. Trying to get those stinging nettles out. Little by little.
Oh and I met and old friend today. I don’t know if any of you remember him from the old playground. I think I used to call him, affectionately, Crazy Chicken Guy. He wasn’t around too often, so he may not ring a bell to you all. But he’s a nice guy. He used to come around to the old playground and he’d walk around with the chickens and he’d go ‘bok bok bok’ with them and I’m pretty sure he bought eggs. Haven’t seen him since we mofved away from the old playground. Well today he suddenly came pulling a bike past the fence of the goat pen. Haha. He called out to me. “Do you remember me?!”. I did! Long time no see. That was unexpected! Je asked if we have chickens here at the new place. I told him he’d have to go ask. I know we’ve had them, but I haven’t heard or seen any of the feathery fowls for a long time. I’m not sure if they’re staying in a new place after some of the construction and changes that’s been done. Or if we just don’t have any anymore. Anyway, good to see him again!
13/7 2021
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Crazy Goat Guy here.

13/7 2021
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Is it a goat butt parade if there are only two butts? Not ifs and or buts. A dynamic butt duo?

13/7 2021
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This is the After picture. Unfortunately I had so much dust on my lens that the Before pictures was too blurry to post. But the Before picture was Sassy, Lily and Nuller sitting in the shelter. The After picture is Mia sitting in her spot after she pushed Lily and Nuller out of it. Still no doubt who is in charge here.
At least she let Sassy stay in the shelter with he.

13/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

14/7 2021
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It’s too hot. Almost 30/86. My head hurts and I’m feeling depressed and I didn’t order pizza.
14/7 2021
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Think goat thoughts.

14/7 2021
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This was supposed to be a video of the goats looking and bleating after me as I fetched fresh water. Lily had other ideas, so I ended up with five minutes of footage of the wall. Still love Milo’s loud bleats. He’s always the loudest when I go.
14/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Hans from 2010.

15/7 2021
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Good goat times today. Another hot one. Upwards of 30/86 again. Phew. Days like this I almost regret always wearing heavy cargo pants all the time…
It’s a little too much for an out of shape polar boy like myself. Thankfully there’s that really good spot in the goat pen, sitting up against the wall and the barrier in the shelter. Perfectly in shade and with a little breeze. Every now and then I had to retreat to there to cool down. Managed to finish off a half litre of iced Pepsi Max and I even stole a bit of one of the apples I brought for the goats. Hadn’t had breakfast so I needed a little bit. Mia was looking at me like “What… the .. actual…F#%#¤&”. They don’t usually see me eating their stuff! She forgave me though since I brought enough for the whole class.
Got a little visit from Heino the barn kitty too. Suddenly jumping up on roof of the goat shelter. I was sitting on the bench. Heino meowed at me and I meowed back. He jumped off the shelter and started coming towards me while meowing. Until Mia stapped between us like “Nuh uh, this here is goat territory, son”. I did manage to get up give him a few cuddles, he seemed friendlier today than usual. Sweet kitty.
Now I’ve had a nice cold shower and maybe I’ll have some koldskål for dinner, as is tradition when it’s hot in Denmark.
15/7 2021
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Here’s Heino. Sorry for the sunblasted pic. Today was a two-trips-to-the-water-faucet kinda day too.

15/7 2021
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Hey Sky, you’re on the wrong side of the fence!

15/7 2021
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15/7 2021
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Ground control to major Nuller.

15/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.

16/7 2021
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It’s so hot. I don’t know how you Americans do this stuff.
I ordered pizza to medicate my feelings, but it’s almost too hot. Do people who live in hot areas actually eat warm food? In Denmark we only eat koldskål when it gets hot. If we lived in America we’d never eat hot meals.
Maybe we should rethink this whole global warming thing.
16/7 2021
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Big gal and little gal.

16/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mathilde from 2005.

17/7 2021
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Nuller and the tail

17/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

18/7 2021
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The weather has cooled down and I got hot pizza. Not too shabby.
18/7 2021
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goatlog

18/7 2021
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Haha, look at Milo’s leg-beards wafting in the wind like his facebeard.
18/7 2021
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Nuller vs raisin.

18/7 2021
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The Watcher is watching

18/7 2021
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