Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

5/7 2021
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Good goat times today. Hot and humid. But at least I made it home before the rain started coming down. Literally, opening my windows 2 minutes after getting inside and I heard the rain start falling.
But dry with the goats. Good weather to sit around and do nothing. Although I did do some weed whacking. Probably not smart with my sternum thing. Oh well. I’ve told you about the brændenælder right? The weeds that burn your skin. I wanted to get rid of some of them. I found a stick that was good for it, split into two at the end. I could twist the weeds around with it and pull them out. And of course Milo was an excellent help, by following me around and trying to duel his horns on the stick. Good job, team. My arms are probably going to be sore tomorrow. The painkillers helped a bit with the sternum, though. So I could walk around without too much pain.
The newbs had a big row. Nuller was challenging Sassy, and she was laying down the law with some heavy headbutting. And then Lily tried to come in to protect her boy, not that she was that great at it. She was sort of third weel in that fight. When they were done Nuller came over to me, panting from the exertion in the humid heat. Settle down kids!
5/7 2021
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Sassy’s laying down the law. I imagine at some point Nuller is going to oust her and take the crown, but not today kid.

5/7 2021
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Just a staring contest, definitely not a distraction while Milo picks your pocket.

5/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

6/7 2021
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goatlog

6/7 2021
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Uh oh, Milo spotted the camera.
The best way to get him away from the camera is to pat my treat pocket. Treats will lure him away. The downside to that is, if everoyne else realises there may be treats given out then they storm over and then it’s just a big mess of hungry goats.
6/7 2021
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In this photo Sky is a visual representation of my entire Facebox friendlist tomorrow hen I won’t shut up about the England-Denmark semifinal in the euros. Brace yourself.

6/7 2021
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I can show teef too

6/7 2021
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Hope you’re having a good Teefsday.

6/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

7/7 2021
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Good goat times today. A little shorter than usual, the reasons for which I’ll go into later.
A hot day. One that pretty quickly turned into “okay let’s just sit around and do nothing”. Like the best summerdays.
Funniest moment was when Mia was sitting in the shetler, up against the right wall and the barrier as she likes. And Nuller and Sassy were sitting in the left of the shelter. Everything was peaceful for a bit. Then Mia slowly got up and took a few steps over to Sassy and started pushing her. Sassy got the point and got up and ran out of the shelter. Nuller was still sitting there, looking upat Mia like “So can’t I still stay here or…?”. Then Mia took a step towards him and he was like “welp guess not, seeya!” and he got up and ran out. And then Mia stepped back to her spot and sat back down and resumed chewing her cud like nothing had happened. And now of course there was opened up space for Milo and Sky to come in and sit with her in the shelter, which they did. They wouldn’t have gone in there with Sassy sitting there. But there’s no doubt who’s in charge. It’s good to be queen.
7/7 2021
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Who’s got two thumbs and got jabbed with a needle today?
This guy!
Yes, I got my first shot of the vaccine today.
Long overdue. I was invited to get it like 2-3 weeks ago I think. But the website where you had to register was not working properly. I couldn’t log in. Only later, through random reddit post, did I find out that apparently you had to have previously logged in on a completely different website (one where you got corona test results) otherwise you could not log in on the vaccine site.
I have to say, I think it’s astonishing that in a global pandemic where the government is urging the population to get vaccinated as quickly as possible, the forknuts can’t design a website that works. I’m sure it works on mobile…
Anyway. Because of everything that’s been going on, I just did not have the surplus to start trying to figure out why I couldn’t log in and get a date for a vaccinatino. So I pushed it off. In the end, that may actually have been for the better. If I’d booked a time on that dumb site I probably would have had to go downtown to the facilities there. Somewhere unfamiliar and not nearby. Instead. Yesterday I got a text message from the housing org (yes, the one that’s going to forcibly rehome me potentially) saying that you’d be able to get the vaccine in our neighbourhood today and tomorrow. So I literally only had a two minute walk to the place where I got the vaccine. That was pretty handy.
I live in one of the neighbourhoods where there has been high infection rates, and low vaccination rates. It’s a place with a lot of immigrants and refugees and low-status individuals, like myself, who for various reasons might be less likely to get the vaccine. So they set up a station in the neighbourhood to help more people get it done. Pretty good, I think.
My dad came over and helped me get there and find my way. The staff was super helpful and nice, they probably would have helped me fine if I was on my own, but I feel more secure with my dad there to help me find my way around. And he’s always, always, so happy to come and help. He also kind of pushed a little for me to get ahead in the waiting line because I’m handicapped. My dad and mom both got that done for them when they got theirs done. So I got through it all a little quicker. And as I said, everyone was super helpful and nice. Really, the worst part was sitting and waiting for 15 minutes afterwards to make sure there was no allergic reaction. Sitting there for 15 minutes in a romm with other people, truly I have felt suffering upon my soul! Somehow I got through.
Thank you dad and thank you all the doctors and nurses and volunteers and everyone. Not I just need another prick in a month’s time. Ahem.
Went to see the goats afterwards. I felt fine when I was there, but when it was time to go home I started feeling really tired. Like, so tired I started wondering if I could make it to the bus. I don’t know if that was a reaction from the vaccine, I know it can hit different people in different ways. Although as far as I can read, it’s usually worse after the second jab. But maybe it was psychosomatic. Or maybe it was the sternum thing combined with the fairly hot humid weather, and maybe also the stress of having been out among humanpeople in an unfamiliar situation. I don’t have a lot of capacity to deal with stuff.
When I got home I sat down for five minutes and gathered some strength. Then I went shopping. That went ok, I was already feeling better. Although still more tired than I’d usual be, I think. But right now, sitting at the computer, I’m feeling fine.
And I bought Star Wars icy creams. Hey, I was out around humans and I got stuck with a needle and I walked in the sun. I deserve Star Wars icy creams.
Hope you’re all doing well out there, corona wise and other wise. I recommend getting the vaccination if you can. I can’t wait till I get the second shot and I can finally start licking people again! Form a line! You too, ladies.
If you read all this, I’m so sorry. There’s no vaccination against the ramblings of a mad goatman.
7/7 2021
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Mia and Sassy, while Sassy was still allowed in the shelter.

7/7 2021
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I told you, I don’t want to talk about sports! You Americans need to stop being so obsessed with soccer!!!
Sigh. Ok. End of the road for Denmark. We took England all the way to extra time. Lost to a penalty. Had a man injured when we were out of substitutions. England had the home advantage, Denmark had to travel from Azerbaiforkingjan. It was stacked against us. But England was best, no doubt.
Our team has done us proud. After a horrible scary start. A semi-final is a rare thing for a tiny country like us. England is one of the biggest teams. Denmark is one of the biggest of the small teams. And that’s how the news goes.
It’s only footballsoccersports. Life goes on, for Eriksen thankfully.
7/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2007.

8/7 2021
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My arm is pretty sore, but my sternum seems better, so that’s nice.
Also I’m really looking forward to Denmark’s seminfinal against England in the soccersports. I’m not sure when it’s going to be played, for some reason I seem to have forgotten everything in my head about that game so I can only assume it must be coming up real soon.
8/7 2021
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Look, Milo pooped a Sky!

8/7 2021
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The evolution of tiredness, starring Sassy.

8/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015.

9/7 2021
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I am up to Space Oddity in my Bowie journey. So far this is my favourite song.

9/7 2021
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A little Lily.

9/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Finn and Jacob from 2009.

10/7 2021
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Had some great dreams last night. Dreams in dreams. I woke up marvelling at how vivid my dream had been, not realising that I was still dreaming. The best part was that Palle lived in a secret attic above me, with one of those fold-down ladders. So I got to hug Palle. That’s always the best part of dreaming, when you get to spend time with those you miss..
in other news. looks like I’ll have to dig up the new smartphone and see if I can get the fb app to work. See if I can confirm my location. I don’t know, I’m tired of all this. Maybe I’ll stop using the page and use a group instead, even though it will be worse. Or maybe I’ll just stop goatposting alltogether, and if you believe that I haven an eiffel towers to sell you.
I still also can’t type comments on here, the cursor jumps around and it gets all garbled. I have to go type a comment in a text editor and copy it into facebook instead, which makes it really hard to socialize on here, which I’m already bad at. Sigh.
10/7 2021
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Don’t forget, we are temporary. We are farts fleeting in the wind. Toot toot and you’re gone. Maybe the smell will linger for a while, but sooner or later someone will scatch’n’sniff you away.
What I’m trying to say is, enjoy the moment while it’s here. And use air freshener.
10/7 2021
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Sky and the butt

10/7 2021
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Chillzone

10/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

11/7 2021
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Triple goof score, with Nuller and Lily.

11/7 2021
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

28/6 2021
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Not feeling super great. For a couple of reasons. The sternum thing is starting to act up. It’s not too bad, nowhere near as bad as the bruised ribs of the past. But I’m starting to feel it more and more. Uncomfortableness in the chest, some pain sometimes when using my arm and moving around in certain ways. It’s not really bad, just making me feel kind of uncomfortable in my skin.
Worse is, I’m being kicked out of my apartment.
Eventually. Not right now. But in the next couple of years, I guess. There’s a huge renovation plan going on in my neighbourhood, it’s been going for years and it will be going for years. Some of the apartment blocks are being torn down. I thought I was safe becauses my building won’t be torn down. But it turns out the renovations they will be doing in my building will mean that my apartment will.. no longer be an apartment. I got a small apartment and those are being phased out. So. I’m going to be ‘permanently rehoused’.
It’s just kind of causing me some severe stress and anxiety. I feel like I can’t deal with that. I moved here long ago, before my eyesight went away. The only time I have ever moved, at least without being with my family. I don’t know how to deal with all this. I just don’t want to. Grr argh.
The plan has always been that I was going to move up to the neighbourhood where my brother lives. So we could live closer together and help each other out easier. But I don’t even know if I can do that, I’m on disability and in this ‘ghetto’ areas there are limits on which people can move into those areas now. To class up the hoods. So I might only be able to move to another apartment in one of the neighbourhoods managed by my current housing org. So now I have to look into that. And you know me, I can’t not worry. I worry too much about everything.
Well we’ll see. The papers I got said I’ll be notified 9 months before my lease will be terminated, at the latest. And I think I read that the renovations in my building will be in 2023. So. I might have a year or two. I don’t know. I gotta get in touch with the contact person from the housing org that’s assigned to helping me through all this. Which means I have to talk to humans and deal with real life and you know how I feel about that. It ain’t right, I don’t want to, you can’t make me, I need some pizza.
Sigh. So I just feel uncomfortable in body and mind right now. I just want to sleep until it all goes away. I dreamt about baby goats last night. See, that’s what i can handle.
Anyway sorry for blabbering on. Rest assured you’ll probably be hearing a lot more complaints about all of this as time goes on. Cheers.
28/6 2021
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It’s a good thing I got goats. And you all. Thank you.

28/6 2021
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In other news, I am embarking on a David Bowie journey.
I have always had a tremendous amout of respect for him, but I have never actually listened to an entire David Bowie album. Funnily enough, and I know true Bowie fans will probably be appalled, but I loved him mainly for his role in The Labyrinth. I loooove the Labyrinth. When it first came out I didn’t really have any concept of who Bowie was as a musician. But anyway yeah, I have only ever really known his big hits, and loved several of them. And for some reason, The Heart’s Filthy Lesson. I am not sure if that was a big hit or not, but for some reason that song has stuck with me since seeing the music video on Puls, a Danish youth programme from back in the day. If there was only something between us.. I still sing that line in my head on a regular basis.
But anyway yeah. I got his entire discography. So I’m just going to listen to it all. I’m going to do what I do when I get a new album from one of my favourite artists. Listen to it over and over, sink into it, get to know it and hopefully love it. It’s a little late to become a Bowie fan, but I feel like it’s something I was meant to be. So, better late than never I suppose.
What would life be without music? Awfully quiet, for a starter.
29/6 2021
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Oh yeah, and for the cat people here is a cat video.
29/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

29/6 2021
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Good goat times today. Great to be with the goaties again. Although it was a bit of a rough day. The goats are fine. i’m starting to feel the sternum pain, though. It was a hot day. Upwards of 25C/77F. I know that’s not much compared to what some of my friends are going through. But for me that’s quite a lot. And that thing I said I was worried about, that it might start to hurt to breathe. Well that’s started happening. When I take deep breaths or physically exerting myself. Like walking in the sun. It’s not an unbearable pain, but it’s just an uncomfortable pain that makes it hard to breathe normally. And when I went shopping after the goating and lugged home about 7 litres of soda plus groceries, well that nearly killed me. AND I’M NOT BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC. Well, I’ve popped some painkillers, hopefully that will help. I might have to take a little break. I just feel quite off-balance mentally and physically speaking.
At least Mia is doing great. Seems to be all back to normal. And we had nice visitors at the fence that I helped get some goat time. And Nala the barn kitty dropped by, sat on the shelter roof and watched the goats for a bit before running off, probably in pursuit of rats or the like.
It’s always better with the goats than without.
Got some other stuff to discuss, but I need to drink about 7 litres of chilled Pepsi Max before I keel over and they haul me off to the looney bin, hee hee, haaa haaa.
29/6 2021
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Always better with you.

29/6 2021
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Alright. Other things to note.
First off. I have lost access to posting on Mia’s page. Yup. When it rains it sharts. So that’s great. Coincidentally I noticed that hte page reach for the last month was just above one million. It’s pretty cool that our posts have had a one million reach in a month. But I wonder if that’s what causes the problem. The prompts to authorise page posting says taht it’s something they do on popular pages. I guess it would make sense if it happens one pages that reach more than a million people. And maybe that’s why it fixed itself the first two times it happened. Becauase I couldn’t post anymore, the page reach started going down. And then went below a million and I didn’t have to complete the authorisation anymore. That would make sense to me.
Anyway. I’m going to wait a few days and see. It sucks that I won’t be able to post on Mia’s page. But hopefully not posting will mean the reach will fall and the problem will go away again, for now. I hope. I just. Can’t. Deal with. Having to get that forking smartphone out and use it. I’m running on fumes as it is. So. No posts on Mia’s page for a few days probably.
In other news, someone outside my aprtment was playing music so loudly I couldn’t even hear my own tv in here. Luckily it has stopped. Hopefully it won’t start again. Worst thing is, one of the song they played was some macarena version. Gosh darndit, I’ll have that stuff in my head for a year.
Speaking of my apartment, I got a notice in the mailbox that the residents in my neighbourhood has voted down the plan to renovate our area. So. Does that mean I won’t be kicked out? I don’t know. I’m probably not that lucky. I think the politicians of our city are very determined to carry the plans out. I don’t think the residents actually have the power to stop it. But I don’t know exactly what it will mean now. Funnily enough, i knew the vote was going on but I thought to myself I thought “eh, my vote ain’t gonna make a difference, no reason to force myself out into the real world among humanpeoples for nothing”. The vote was decided by a difference of about 20. So yeah, I probably should have gone and voted. But hey, the no won and that’s what I wanted. I’m getting ready to write a mail one of the coming days to my contact person in the housing org, and I guess the first question on the list will be “What does this mean, is the plan dead, can I stay here?”. As I said, I expect it won’t be that easy. At best maybe a delay. But even if they end up not tearing down buildings, I’m pretty sure they’ll still want to carry out renovations. The question would then be if they still want to do away with the types of apartments that I live in.
I don’t know man I don’t know I just don’t know man. I feel like I can’t deal with all this shirt.
May take the rest of the week off to just sleep. Hibernation fixes all problems, right?
Sorry about all the complaining. But it’s kinda what I do. I know the smart thing would be to go to the doctor about my sternum too. But you know me. I don’t go until it’s fallen off. We’ll see. We’ll see.
Now playing: David Bowie – We Are Hungry Men.
29/6 2021
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Is it time for icy creams? I think it’s time for icy creams.
Keep your spirits up.
29/6 2021
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Getting tired.

29/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

30/6 2021
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My facebox is doing a weird thing when I reply to comments. While I’m in the middle of typing the cursor starts jumping back. It makes it literally impssible to type a comment because the letters get mixed up in random places. Weird.
Other than that, I still can’t post on Mia’s page and my chest hurts, hooray.
At least I have pizza.
30/6 2021
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Uh oh. Milo has spotted the camera.
Either i’m a bad director, or Milo just doesn’t know how to follow direction.
30/6 2021
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Skipped the icy creams and went straight for the painkillers.
30/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

1/7 2021
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Happy Canada day to my Canadayan friends. You know, I don’t say it often enough but Canada is a country in North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres.
Oh and I love you Canadoes!!
1/7 2021
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It’s a Nuller world.

1/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Pong from 2016.

2/7 2021
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goatlog

2/7 2021
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How do I am feel? Annoyed at the hurting chest, stressed and depressed over housinge and Mia’s pge problem. But I had a bunch of great dreams last night, including one where I was Laura Ingalls. So that. Also looking forward to the footballsports tomorrow. Denmark’s quarter final in the Euros. And I have icy creams in the freezurr. Hope you’re all doing alright out there.
Can you believe it’s July? Or do you also subscribe to my “calendars are a lie perpretrated by the seasonal patriartcy upon us to keep us from rising up against their control of the icecream supply?” hashtag fiht the power
2/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium and Large from 2013.

3/7 2021
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And now, today’s lesson in Danish history.

3/7 2021
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Do not approach the gate. The very dangerous Sky is on guard duty.

3/7 2021
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And now here are the latest soccerballsports scores.
*reads card
Denmark.. 2.
The Czech Republic…
*reads card*
1.
Denmark qualifies for the semifinals in the European Championship! It was a real nailbiter. But on Wednesday we’ll be facing Ukraine or England for a place in the final. We’ve made the final 4, whatever happens now is just icing on the cake.
Mm. Cake.
3/7 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

4/7 2021
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Happy 4th of July to my American friends. Have fun, stay safe, don’t burn the whole thing down.
4/7 2021
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You better not be looking at my butt, says Milo the bandit.

4/7 2021
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Three in a row

4/7 2021
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That’s all for now.