Break your fall
27/9 2021
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. The goats had visitors this weekend. Facebook visitors. Gabi and her family from Germany, I believe. I think some of them live in Denmark, I’m not completely clear on that. I was not actually there myself. I found out a little too late and I usually don’t go to the goats on weekends. But thankfully it seems like they managed to meet the goats and have a good time anyway. It’s a funny thought that people want to come visit our little goat gang. We’re a tourist attraction!
27/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

27/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

28/9 2021
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Good goat times today. A beautiful, sunny day. Chilly morning, but the sun did its thing and it got up around 15C/59F. I’ll take that for almost October. Nice to hang around with the goats. And we had sweet visitors too. A couple of ladies with kids came and I went and sat on the rocks and got the goats to come with. And they put on a lovely show. Mia was all smooching on me, Nuller was standing on the rock next to me and jumped up with his forelegs on my shoulders a couple of times. He did the hoofshake thing too and they crunched on pasta. Lots of “oohs” and “aawws” from the humans. One of the ladies seemed quite enthralled with the perfomance and asked if she could take a picture of us, which I of course said yes to. Happens occassionally that people ask. It’s a fun thought that I may be included in their own family photo albums somewhere. Or on facebook, who knows. I always enjoy helping people have a good time with the goats. That’s what I’m here for!
28/9 2021
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Milo, caught in the spotlight.

28/9 2021
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Nuller says hi. This happens purdie much every time I’m putting my backpack in or taking my backpack out of the hayholder. I put it in the rightside stall, and usually Nuller goes into the left stall and then he stands there looking up at me over the wall. Then I amuse myself by moving my hand left and right and seeing his eyes follow them back and forth, you can practically hear the gears turning in his head… ‘treat?.. treat? … treat?’ . And of course he gets a treat.
Milo on the other hand usually goes into the same stall as me and tries to pick my pocket while I do my leg stretches.
28/9 2021
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

28/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

29/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

30/9 2021
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Good goat times today. A rainy morning, but it wasn’t that bad. Unless you ask the goats, in which case it was THE LITERAL WORST. But they’d say that wouldn’t they. We got some sunshine later on the day, so that was pretty nice. Several visitors had to settle for admiring the goats from afar because they came while it was still too wet and muddy for the goats to want to come out. But I did manage to get them over to the fence to see a mother with a cute little girl. So they at least got some upclose goat time. And I got muddy pants.
30/9 2021
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Got some kitty time today too, Nala was nice enough to drop by.

30/9 2021
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Mia, acting casually and not letting the human know she wants treats.

30/9 2021
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I am now getting notifications for pretty much every post on Mia’s page. I’M THE ONE DOING THE POSTING I DONT NEED TO BE NOTIFIED. Sheesh. Meanwhile, barely getting notifications about comments&replies on my own profile, the one thing I do want to be notified about. Sorry if I’m missing stuff, as always.
30/9 2021
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Btw, rewatching Seinfeld sure is different when you know who Larry David is. The first time I watched it I had never heard of him, never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm. But now, every time there’s an Angry Man yelling in the background, it’s so clearly his voice. Would make a good drinking game, take a swig every time you hear Larry David angrily shouting something offscreen.
30/9 2021
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I had an interesting dream last night. In this dream I was suffering from multiple personality disorder. And I murdered a person. And then my other personalities tried to get me to turn myself in or to make me get caught by the police.
Haha. I don’t really remember any of the details anymore, I just remember the premise, which I thought was pretty fun. If I were Stephen King I would have gotten out of bed and started writing a novel about.
Or a movie script. I feel like it would make a good movie. Maybe Robert DeNiro, sicne he’s doing bad comedies and stuff now. Imagine DeNiro doing a ganster whack job.,, and then he has other personalities that try to get him to trip up and get caught. Seriously, has that movie been made? Because I feel like it could work.
PATENT PENDING
30/9 2021
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Followed a birthday notification to a friend’s profile only to find out that she had passed away unexpectedly less than a week ago. How sad. Not one of my closest friends on here, but one of those names you recognise and expect to be around, and now.. she’s not. And instead of posting a birthday greeting I posted condolences. It’s a strange thing, such a deep and personal thing, on social media. Feels like reality slapping you in the face. All the little things that bug you, they don’t matter much in the big picture. So sad for her family.
Made me think about what people will post on my wall when and if I die. I hope people will still come post goat links on my page after I’m gone. Assuming fb is still up and my profile aren’t banned for not living up to afterlife standards.
I don’t know. Life’s a weird thing, and so is death I suppose.
Rest in peace, Diane.
1/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2016.

1/10 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2008.

2/10 2021
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I am so far behind on the goatlogs that only now did I get to posting the one from Mia’s birthday party back in August. At least it’s a fun reminder.

2/10 2021
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Happy Caturday from Nala.
2/10 2021
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Come out come out and play

2/10 2021
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Today will be a goo day. Happy Funday everyone.

3/10 2021
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I love the sun in Mia’s beard. Need more sun.

3/10 2021
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That’s all for now.

Denmark Trivia:
In Denmark, Cheers was called Sams Bar. And Family Ties was called Blomsterbørns Børn. And Step By Step was called Kaos I Familien. And Beverly Hills Cop was called Frækkere End Politiet Tillader, which directly translates roughly to Naughtier Than The Police Will Allow.
So we got that going for us.
19/9 2021
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20/9 2021
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Good goat times today. A cold morning. Not much more than 10C/50F in the morning. Too cold for me. First time this season when I felt the cold on my skin. I think my intolerance to cold has gotten worse this year. It’s no good. And now heading into 5 months of feeling cold. It makes me sad.
But the goats make me happy, so that’s good. And thankfully the sun came out and it became a little nicer to be out. We had sweet visitors too. Kids around the fence. Mia sticking her snout out through the fence so the kids could pet her. The adult with them had to go “No Maria, don’t poke her with the stick”. Kid kept doing it, but not too hard. Not enough to bother Mia, who was doing her usual great work of letting the kids pet her.
There was a woman with a little girl in a stroller too, she told me she remembered how I used to take the goats out for walks in the neighbourhood, she missed that. So do I!
Now I have to look into the option of hibernation.
20/9 2021
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Goat company with Lily and Nuller.

20/9 2021
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Today’s bandit bulletin. I had my jacket on today, but when the sun came out and it got a bit warmer I took it off. And then Milo ran off, because my jacket is on the list of things that are scary to him.
He got his revenge later on when he managed to pickpocket me. Got my bag of raisins out of my pocket and swung it around like jaws with a body. Sent all the raisins flying everywhere. And suddenly there was a group of goats frantically sniffing around on the ground, feasting on the raisins.
That concludes today’s bandit report.

20/9 2021
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Here comes the welcoming committee

20/9 2021
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Nuller says hi.
Sorry, Nuller says hiiiiaayayeayaiii
20/9 2021
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I guess it’s time to start obsessively looking for elderberry soup in the supermarket. Wonder if I’ll get any this season!
20/9 2021
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You know how there are people who kill spiders and people who pick them up and put them outside?
Do you think it’s the same thing with the really lethal spiders that can kill humans? Do you think some of them are like “no dude, don’t kill it, it’s so cute it’s only got 4 legs and two eyes lol and look at it’s nose, just let the human go”.
Man this is some good shirt.
21/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

21/9 2021
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One of the fun things of being blindish is carefully sliding one foot ahead of yourself when you’re walking down the stairs because you can’t tell if there are any more steps or not.
Tune in to Blindish, 20 pm weekend on fox
21/9 2021
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The boys club. Nuller and Milo. They’re probably the ones who knock heads the most. And it’s often started with those guttural grunts, the ones that don’t sound like conscious bleats but more like instinctual reactions to the presence of a mortal enemy and rival to the throne of Goatndor. It’s serious business, until it’s not.

21/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

22/9 2021
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Good goat times today. A beautiful day with a lot of sun. Just below 20C/68F. I don’t think we’ll get above that anymore this season, but i’ll take a nice warm day like today. Quite likely the last day when I leave home without my jacket and the last time I put a bottle in the freezer the night before to ensure chilled beverage on the trip.
But again, hopefully we’ll have some comfy fall days and a mild season.
I made sure to enjoy sitting in the sun with the goats. That’s something i will miss when i t gets cooler too. The goats sit down less when it’s cold. They usually just stand and chew their cud. But there’s just something lovely about sitting in the sun with them
We had some sweet visitors too, and I got the goats over to the fence so the kids could have some closeup time. And bring some leaves for the goats, for which the goats were thankful. There was a kid who told me that he had a toy called Sky too. I couldn’t quite catch what kind of toy he siad it was, a chobot or roblox or whatever the kids are into these days? It sounded like some tv-comemrcialised toy. But named Sky, so that was sweet. Lots of cuddles for little Sky.
22/9 2021
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Hey kids, what did you bring for me?!

22/9 2021
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Dat blue sky tho

22/9 2021
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Uh oh. Milo spotted the camera.
22/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

23/9 2021
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A berry offering from Sassy.

23/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2008.

24/9 2021
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Happy to see Brett Goldstein won an Emmy. Roy Kent really is my favourite character on TV right now.
I was thinking about why I like season 2 of Ted Lasso slightly less, and I think maybe it’s because we don’t get the same amount of ‘fish out of water’ / yankie in britain content. It makes sense, now that Ted has been in Engerland for so long, you can’t keep pretending that he’s just gotten off the plane. But I do miss some of that humour. Like my favourite joke of all time. Cheers! Night Court!
You had to be there.
Anyway, I’m still loving Ted Lasso a lot. And in season 2 it’s especially Roy. He’s got the funniest lines and also one of the best emotional moments. And the stuff with him and his little niece just kills me.
So yeah, a well deserved Emmy for him. And to all the other Ted Lasso winners. I love that show. Looking forward to Sudeikis hosting snl soon.
Other than Ted Lasso, I am currently just mostly watching… Seinfeld. I have a ton of contemporary TV that I need to catch up on, but I keep just going “aah, just one more episode of Seinfeld”. That show really holds up. It’s been so long since I last watched it that a lot of it feels fairly fresh, but at the same time it’s so iconic and familiar that it feels like catching up with old friends. I just watched the Bookman episodes. It’s still the funniest shirt this side of shirtsville.
All of this to avoid talking about how my depression seems to be growing, maybe because I’m feeling colder and colder.
But the dreamlife is great.
24/9 2021
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Uh oh Milo spotted the camera.
24/9 2021
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I could use some lørdagskakao
25/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

25/9 2021
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A real rockstar. Oh and there’s a human too.

25/9 2021
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I was trying to think of something funny to say but I couldn’t come up with anything, so instead this is what you get.
It’s meta, just nod politely and mail me a cheq
25/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

26/9 2021
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goatlog

26/9 2021
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Re Laxxe

26/9 2021
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For the premium subscribers, a preview of a future video. SOMETHING spooked those goats.
26/9 2021
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That’s all for now.