Coldening
Denmark Trivia:
In Denmark, Cheers was called Sams Bar. And Family Ties was called Blomsterbørns Børn. And Step By Step was called Kaos I Familien. And Beverly Hills Cop was called Frækkere End Politiet Tillader, which directly translates roughly to Naughtier Than The Police Will Allow.
So we got that going for us.
19/9 2021
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20/9 2021
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Good goat times today. A cold morning. Not much more than 10C/50F in the morning. Too cold for me. First time this season when I felt the cold on my skin. I think my intolerance to cold has gotten worse this year. It’s no good. And now heading into 5 months of feeling cold. It makes me sad.
But the goats make me happy, so that’s good. And thankfully the sun came out and it became a little nicer to be out. We had sweet visitors too. Kids around the fence. Mia sticking her snout out through the fence so the kids could pet her. The adult with them had to go “No Maria, don’t poke her with the stick”. Kid kept doing it, but not too hard. Not enough to bother Mia, who was doing her usual great work of letting the kids pet her.
There was a woman with a little girl in a stroller too, she told me she remembered how I used to take the goats out for walks in the neighbourhood, she missed that. So do I!
Now I have to look into the option of hibernation.
20/9 2021
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Goat company with Lily and Nuller.
20/9 2021
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Today’s bandit bulletin. I had my jacket on today, but when the sun came out and it got a bit warmer I took it off. And then Milo ran off, because my jacket is on the list of things that are scary to him.
He got his revenge later on when he managed to pickpocket me. Got my bag of raisins out of my pocket and swung it around like jaws with a body. Sent all the raisins flying everywhere. And suddenly there was a group of goats frantically sniffing around on the ground, feasting on the raisins.
That concludes today’s bandit report.
20/9 2021
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Here comes the welcoming committee
20/9 2021
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Nuller says hi.
Sorry, Nuller says hiiiiaayayeayaiii
20/9 2021
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I guess it’s time to start obsessively looking for elderberry soup in the supermarket. Wonder if I’ll get any this season!
20/9 2021
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You know how there are people who kill spiders and people who pick them up and put them outside?
Do you think it’s the same thing with the really lethal spiders that can kill humans? Do you think some of them are like “no dude, don’t kill it, it’s so cute it’s only got 4 legs and two eyes lol and look at it’s nose, just let the human go”.
Man this is some good shirt.
21/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
21/9 2021
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One of the fun things of being blindish is carefully sliding one foot ahead of yourself when you’re walking down the stairs because you can’t tell if there are any more steps or not.
Tune in to Blindish, 20 pm weekend on fox
21/9 2021
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The boys club. Nuller and Milo. They’re probably the ones who knock heads the most. And it’s often started with those guttural grunts, the ones that don’t sound like conscious bleats but more like instinctual reactions to the presence of a mortal enemy and rival to the throne of Goatndor. It’s serious business, until it’s not.
21/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
22/9 2021
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Good goat times today. A beautiful day with a lot of sun. Just below 20C/68F. I don’t think we’ll get above that anymore this season, but i’ll take a nice warm day like today. Quite likely the last day when I leave home without my jacket and the last time I put a bottle in the freezer the night before to ensure chilled beverage on the trip.
But again, hopefully we’ll have some comfy fall days and a mild season.
I made sure to enjoy sitting in the sun with the goats. That’s something i will miss when i t gets cooler too. The goats sit down less when it’s cold. They usually just stand and chew their cud. But there’s just something lovely about sitting in the sun with them
We had some sweet visitors too, and I got the goats over to the fence so the kids could have some closeup time. And bring some leaves for the goats, for which the goats were thankful. There was a kid who told me that he had a toy called Sky too. I couldn’t quite catch what kind of toy he siad it was, a chobot or roblox or whatever the kids are into these days? It sounded like some tv-comemrcialised toy. But named Sky, so that was sweet. Lots of cuddles for little Sky.
22/9 2021
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Hey kids, what did you bring for me?!
22/9 2021
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Dat blue sky tho
22/9 2021
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Uh oh. Milo spotted the camera.
22/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.
23/9 2021
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A berry offering from Sassy.
23/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2008.
24/9 2021
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Happy to see Brett Goldstein won an Emmy. Roy Kent really is my favourite character on TV right now.
I was thinking about why I like season 2 of Ted Lasso slightly less, and I think maybe it’s because we don’t get the same amount of ‘fish out of water’ / yankie in britain content. It makes sense, now that Ted has been in Engerland for so long, you can’t keep pretending that he’s just gotten off the plane. But I do miss some of that humour. Like my favourite joke of all time. Cheers! Night Court!
You had to be there.
Anyway, I’m still loving Ted Lasso a lot. And in season 2 it’s especially Roy. He’s got the funniest lines and also one of the best emotional moments. And the stuff with him and his little niece just kills me.
So yeah, a well deserved Emmy for him. And to all the other Ted Lasso winners. I love that show. Looking forward to Sudeikis hosting snl soon.
Other than Ted Lasso, I am currently just mostly watching… Seinfeld. I have a ton of contemporary TV that I need to catch up on, but I keep just going “aah, just one more episode of Seinfeld”. That show really holds up. It’s been so long since I last watched it that a lot of it feels fairly fresh, but at the same time it’s so iconic and familiar that it feels like catching up with old friends. I just watched the Bookman episodes. It’s still the funniest shirt this side of shirtsville.
All of this to avoid talking about how my depression seems to be growing, maybe because I’m feeling colder and colder.
But the dreamlife is great.
24/9 2021
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Uh oh Milo spotted the camera.
24/9 2021
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I could use some lørdagskakao
25/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.
25/9 2021
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A real rockstar. Oh and there’s a human too.
25/9 2021
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I was trying to think of something funny to say but I couldn’t come up with anything, so instead this is what you get.
It’s meta, just nod politely and mail me a cheq
25/9 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
26/9 2021
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goatlog
26/9 2021
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Re Laxxe
26/9 2021
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For the premium subscribers, a preview of a future video. SOMETHING spooked those goats.
26/9 2021
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That’s all for now.