Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

24/5 2021
—
.
Happy with tears in my eyes!
I know you all don’t care about the Danish soccerballsports, so I won’t go on about it for too long. But the club that has been part of my life since I was a little boy just won the Danish championship, for the first time in 16 years. We used to be the biggest club in Denmark, one of the biggest in Scandinavia. And then for so long everything was just a mess. And now we’re back. In a crazy season. With not the best or most expensive team. Against all odds, and all that. I wasn’t sure I’d eer see it again.
You know, in the grand scheme of things it’s not like it matters.
But it matters to me.
I feel like Jack, when Ben showed him that the Red sox had won the title. I guess maybe there is a real world out there after all…
24/5 2021
—
.
Nuller and Lily, attached at the .. face I guess.

24/5 2021
—
.
Milo is keeping his fluffy pantaloons well groomed.

24/5 2021
—
.
Relax

25/5 2021
—
.
“AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas lawmakers approve letting people carry handguns without a license, background check or training.”
No, I have no idea why America has a gun problem.
America is fuckn nuts
25/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

25/5 2021
—
.
Good goat times today. A rainy morning. Which was too bad because there were kids who wanted goat times too. When I got there, Kasper, one of the employees, was there with kids. I don’t think they were visitors, I think they were kids connected to the playground and the club they have there. Kaspe was excited to see me and told the kids about how I was the goat whisperer and how in the summer I’d take the goats out for walks and one of the goats even jumped on my back and all that. Haha. Unfortunately due to the rain, the goats decided that I was not whispering loud enough and therefore they would not come over to the fence. At least the kids got to listen to the goats bleating for me, and they asked some questions. One of them recognised my Star Wars hat too. Nice kids.
Eventually they went back to the club and stuff, and I went and spent some nice time listening to the rain with the goats. The weather forecast looks promising for the end of the week and next week. We may be getting some summerly weather. Here’s to hoping!
25/5 2021
—
.
It wasn’t all rain today. It cleared up later on, and I did some exterior decorating. Notice the difference? We got two pavement platforms again! Remember before the summer last year we had those two paved platforms that I made. When we spent the summer in the horse field they did construction in the goat pen and one of the platforms disappeared. And the pavement tiles were just gone. Well today, a few of tehm were suddenly lying around. I think maybe they’d been buried under the hay in the shelter. Anne has been cleaning up in there to change the hay. Long loong overdue. So I think maybe that’s where they were. In any case, I decided to act quick and rebuild the second platform. I didn’t ask permission, so I guess it’s possible they were going to use that stuff for something else. And they may dismantle what I’ve built. But I hope not. I’m really happy with having two platforms there again. It’s so much better. It will be when the mud is gone anyway. And the wooden board that I’d been laying out as a makeshift second platform, well now i’ve put that down on the ground to extend the double platforms. It’s much more stable than before where it was balanced on a couple of concrete blocks. Now there’s just more platform space, paved and wooden, and it’s all better. And I got some suff leftover that I used to improve the unstable platform where the goat tower used to be, and that’s much better now too. All in all I am quite pleased with it. I mean it’s still just hodgepodge makeshift throwing junk together. Not going to win any beauty prizes. But I do what I do with what I got, just happy to have stuff for the goats to stand on.
Here it’s Mia and Milo standing on the new, secodn platform. You can see there’s a space between the two platform, like there was before last summer.
And there’s a little Lily in the back.

25/5 2021
—
.
Here’s a little before and after.
The top part is the before. Mia and Milo are standing on the wooden board that wobblily elevated. Only one plattform to the left of them.
On the bottom is the after. Two platforms and the wooden board is now on the ground as an extension. Once the mud dries off I hope the goats will want to sit there. Especially I’d like to see Milo and Sky sitting next to each other, one on each platform. It kind of reminds of a Star Wars spaceship. Like a twin-ship. You just have to imagine them sitting there and then a cockpit over them. And then they take off and what no I’m not weird.

25/5 2021
—
.
And Nuller says ‘no, you’re not moving my rock”

25/5 2021
—
.
By the way, thank you to everyone. Who cares about me, who pays attentions to me, who humours me, who shares humour with me. Who hangs around. Who is a part of my world. When I feel like I barely care about myself and barely want to be in this world, it warms my heart and helps me that there are people out there who are glad I’m here. I’m probably not good at making you feel appreciated, but you are. Thank you for giving me reasons to not give up on myself.
25/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

26/5 2021
—
.
Got a bit of a cough today. Hopefully it’s just because I was out in the rain.. and noth teo the other thing… otherwise I’m feeling fine, apart from sore arms and legs from the platform building.
Thank you all for the responses to my post yesterday too. You all make me feel loved, and that’s no easy thing. Love you loves!
26/5 2021
—
.
Here is some video of my mud wrestling yesterday. You will have to supply your own Benny Hill music.
Boy, those things look so much lighter when you speed up the footage. My sore arms tell another story.
26/5 2021
—
.
I wonder if this number is still active.

26/5 2021
—
.
snuh

26/5 2021
—
.
Uh oh. Milo has spotted the camera.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.. the kids yesterday, when Kasper said I was the goat whisperer… one of the kids asked if I could tell ‘number 18’ to not headbutt them. Haha. The bandit will not be tamed.

26/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

27/5 2021
—
.
The always sweet Lily.

27/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007. And it must be Vanilje peeking in the back.

28/5 2021
—
.
Oh I forgot to post this. Another installment of Milo vs Brush. He really didn’t like it. In fact, it scared the berries out of him! Sorry, Milo. I’ll keep the brush away from you.
28/5 2021
—
.
Wait, I don’t get it. If we don’t get a comission on January 6, then how are we going to expose and bring to justice the BLM and antifa agents who went undercover and disguised themselves to discredit Trump supporters and Qanon heroes?!
Sorry, we can’t salute the flag while our fingers are buried in our ears, alalala justice my ass, law and order is a tv show
28/5 2021
—
.
Quick question, can I wash my tinfoil hat in the washer-dryer or do I need to wash it by hand?
28/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium from 2013.

29/5 2021
—
.
Alas, poor Mia. She knows hunger. To snack, perchance to treats.

29/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

30/5 2021
—
.
goatlog

30/5 2021
—
.
Nuller’s on his rock, uncle’s in the mud.

30/5 2021
—
.
“Your health decisions are yours to make.
It shouldn’t be your boss, the government, or anyone else forcing you to make those decisions.”
I was going to say, I can’t believe Ted Cruz could say that with a straight face. But then i remembered, he’s pretty crooked.
Pro life, now line your morals up in front of the firing squad.
30/5 2021
—
.
Up up and away with the treats

30/5 2021
—
.
.
—
That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

17/5 2021
—
.
goatlog

17/5 2021
—
.
You better not be looking at ma butt

17/5 2021
—
.
South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster signed a bill today to require death row inmates to choose between firing squad or the electric chair”
The republican party is a death cult, tra la.
why not just make a game show of it. Release the prisoner and set some of the pro-gun clint eastwood wannabes after them. And film it and call it the running man because is it really entertaining enough to just murder people who are restrained?
Some people think death penalty is a difficult subject. I find it very easy. You’re ah uman being, you’re capable of both thinking “that pos did something so heinous they deserve to be killed” but also “we are not murderers so we don’t kill them”. The difference between the good guys and the bad guys is the bad guy thinks “I want to do this, so i’m going to do it because I have the right to do whatever I want”. The good guy go “I want to do this, but I don’t because it’s wrong and I know the difference between right and wrong”. When that Danish submarine sadist thing was going on I saw people saying stuff about how he should be tortured and left to drown in a sunken submarine and stuff, that’s a human reaction. But we don’t do it. We don’t torture and murder because we know it’s wrong. You know killing is wrong, it’s in your forking hypocritical commandments. If you post sunset memes with bible verses you can’t also say you have the right to break commandments because ‘they had it coming’.
And that’s without going into the racial issues and judicial shortcomings and all the rest of it.
blablabla talking at youl ike blablabla
17/5 2021
—
.
On a brighter note, I dug up a new old meme. Still have some old ones lying around I never posted. There was a period where I rtied real hard to make memes and grow the page and stuff. Just seems a little pointless now with fb limiting the page reach and the whole site being garbage. Boy I’m glad I’m not trying to run a business through fb, that must be a nightmare. I’m just thankful there are still people enjoying the goat posts.

17/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

18/5 2021
—
.
Good goat times today. Mostly grey, but not too cold at least. I ran into Heino the cat on my way around the building. This time he came to me and got some cuddles, so that was very nice. And over by the goat fence there was a bunch of kids visiting. They were trying to bring grass and hay to the goats, but it was a little hard for them to compete with the sudden appearance of pasta wheels! Still, they all seemed very happy, which is always nice to see. In their little bright yellow ensembles.
Did some more rock restling today. Took a lot of effort and my arms will be falling off tomorrow, but I think I got it arranged well enough that the platform might stay solid and stable and in place.
Now watch as the next time I get there the goats will have managed to knock it all over. You just know it!
Well we’ll see if it holds. Hooves crossed!
18/5 2021
—
.
Here’s Heino in the morning. It was nice to get a little cuddly with him. He still doesn’t seem quite as into it as Nala, but at least he’s friendly.

18/5 2021
—
.
Here’s Milo the bandit on the totally stable platform that definitely isn’t going to be wrecked the next time I see it.
It’s kind of a hodgepodge of boulder, pavement tiles, logs and branches. But hey, it ain’t gotta be purdie, it just gotta be sturdy and hold a goat crew.

18/5 2021
—
.
A gathering of goats.

18/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

19/5 2021
—
.
ffs. Facebook wants me to confirm my location for page publishing again.
Maybe I’m just done with all this shit
19/5 2021
—
.
I guess I’m forced to actually turn on my new smartphone, a month or whatever after I got it. And then see if I can get my location verified. Again. I’m just tired. Tired of fb. Tired of spending so much time editing photos and videos, only for the posts to be severely limited. Tired of not getting notifications. Tired of changes that make everything worse. Tired of the buggy mess and evil corporate overlords. Constant pushing for me to do business stuff when Iv’e never been a business. Tired of the whole damn site. Apart from the people. I love the people. Only reason I hang around.
Maybe it’s just time to stop using the page. Scale down. Take less video and photo. Post it in the group I created instead, spend less time on it and let the people who want to enjoy it enjoy it, no matter how few it is. Easye on out of the addiction.
Well, anyway. Sorry for all the complaining. Just feels like a tornado of shit right now. I started feeling dizzy yesterday and still feeling it. Body hurting from the rock wrestling. And a bunch of other stuff I don’t even wanna get into. It’s too cold. Late May, I want more than 12 degrees. I just want to sleep, reality can’t compare to dreams.
Tra la la. I’ll look at the phone tonight. Now i’m gonna pizza away the pain and watch mst3k
19/5 2021
—
.
goatlog

19/5 2021
—
.
Think goat thoughts.

19/5 2021
—
.
Sky loves banana.

19/5 2021
—
.
0:47 am, reading the user guide for my smartphone. Because apparently I’m going to need to try it. Hey, my phone comes preloaded with the facebook app. That’s good. Then I won’t have to go looking in the play store, whatever that is. I hope I can use my phone without making a google account then. I don’t want my duck pics to be stored in the cloud, quack quack. I wonder if it caomes with the parler app, in case I need to contact my Qanon sources and give them some breaking news about Demi Lovato. Hashtag trending topics
Man, I sure I am looking forward to using a touch screen interface with a magnifying glass in the other hand, everything is great. This may be the pizza talking, but I love pizza.
20/5 2021
—
.
Well i had my phone on for the first time. Ugh what a mess. Even with largest font and largest display and inverted colours, I still can’t read it without a magnifying glass. Touchscreen is not fun when you’re holding a magnifier. Well at least I got it turned on. And skipped making a google account. Hopefully I can connect to a wifi network and launch facebook app without having to get a google account. And hopefully I can figure it all out. Too tired now. I’ll look at it in the morning. Smartphones can kiss myass. I hate this dystopian future. Hey google, upyours.
20/5 2021
—
.
Good goat times today. Had to get away from all the problems and go where everybody knows my name. My name being “give me treats” of course. It’s kind of like Dances With Wolves, only less romantic perhaps. But I sure am glad I came.
Some warm sunshine and some cold wind. A mixed bag. But the sun feels good. Had some of my favourite sweet time, sitting with Mia’s head resting in my lap. Slightly snoring and sometimes twitching like she’s dreaming. So sweet.
There was a lot of dominance games going on today too. Nuller and Milo had a couple of long bouts on the merry go round. Serioues business. And Milo seemed to have the upper hand. He was humping Nuller, much to Nuller’s chagrin. I’m not sure I’ve seen Milo do that to Nuller before. Nuller was making little complaining bleats. After a long while Sassy came over and interrupted the duel. To Milo’s credit, he did not run away. He butted heads with Sassy for a bit. Now it was him who was doing the complaining bleats. And later on still Sassy and Mia had a round too, not for that long but funnily enough now it was Sassy who was doing the complaining bleats. It makes sense I guess, that the insecure goat who feels overmatched does the bleating. While the confident, strongest goat doesn’t need to put on a show, they walk the walk and don’t need to talk the talk.
Of course I could be completely wrong about that, I haven’t done any prolonged research. It just struck me as funny today, in those three duels it was always the lowest in the hierarchy who did the bleating. Assuming Nuller is lower than Milo in the hierarchy. That’s debateable. But giving how Milo was huming him, it seems Milo felt on top of things.. and Nuller.
Anyhoo. So much better to be there.
Cheers! Night Court! (if you haven’t watched Ted Lasso, please watch Ted Lasso)
20/5 2021
—
.
I told myself “since you can’t post on the page right now, you better not take a ton of pics and vids, it just piles up”. Guess how that went? I have zero restraint. I don’t know, I just enjoy filming and photographing the goats. Even if no one wanted to see, I’d probably just still be doing it. You’d think I got better at it since I do it so much and have done it for 20 years soon, BUT APPARENTLY NO S SUCH LUCK

20/5 2021
—
.
Looks like my Rock Wrestling paid off. The unstable platform is intact and stable, for now anyway.
Still miss when it had the tower in the middle that always made Mia sit with her derriere hanging off of it.

20/5 2021
—
.
Talkin’ bout my girl

20/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2007.

21/5 2021
—
.
Huh. It seems like I can post on Mia’s page again. I’ve been getting ready to go on thefb app on my phone to see if I could fix it. But maybe I won’t have to then. Weird. The last couple of days I’ve been trying to get used to the phone, and I’ve been doing that thing I do with everything new. Get rid of all the bloat and all the stuff I don’t want on there. Like the first thing I do when I get a new computer. Uninstall all the dumb stuff I don’t want. And go through the settings and try to minimise all the privacy and security invasions. So, I’d pretty much got that all done on the phone. All that was left was to see if I could connect to wifi and then see if I could get on the fb app.
But alright. Don’t look a gift goat in the mouth I guess. If it works then I can put the phone back in the drawer and hope everything’s good. Wonder what happened…
21/5 2021
—
.
Here’s a great example of Milo the camera bandit. I haven’t even finished setting up the cam, and Milo is already homing in like jaws. Ready to mess up my shot! Also notice Mia in the back, she knows what’s going on. I’m setting up the cam, that means i’m going to come over and sit with her. And a bonus yawn from Sky as well.
21/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

22/5 2021
—
.
Milo and Nuller clowning around

22/5 2021
—
.
It’s all blue skies

22/5 2021
—
.
Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

23/5 2021
—
.
Never leave home without your Nuller.

23/5 2021
—
.
Did you know that the Danish word for ‘herbalist’ is ‘herb hugger’?
I mean, that’s not strictly true. But the Danish word for herbalist sounds exactly like ‘herbal hugger’ or ‘herbal hug’. So there’s that.
23/5 2021
—
.
I think Sky needs more things to stand on if she’s planning to make up for the size difference between her and Mia.

23/5 2021
—
.
.
—
That’s all for now.