Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

9/11 2020
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I wonder what you were before you were born?
A shooting star, a puzzle?
A brain fart, a carrot?
You fucking had to have been something…
…
Rest in peace Michael Bundesen. I was not a big fan of Shu-bi-dua, but if you grew up in Denmark in the 80s-90s etc then there’s no way you haven’t heard their songs a million times. And while their music wasn’t always my cup of tea, I always liked their lyrics. They wrote a lot of stuff that was oddly emotional, weird and funny. It doesn’t quite translate into English without losing the wit and flow. But what happens when you have to go? When life’s shirt becomes too short. Where is it, the common thread? Surely you must become something…

9/11 2020
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Speaking of ‘losing without protesting’.
First of all, it sure sounds like you’re protesting a lot.
Second, I would argue that Trump going to the courts is very much protesting. I’d also argue that it’s looting, but we’ll see who ends up paying the bills.
I am sure if antifa and black lives matter and those kinds of groups and people in general, if they had the means and opportunity to solve their grievances fairly through a court system that they owned, they’d probably want to do that too.
Honestly, if you can’t see the difference between fairly and squarely losing an election and the things that the protesters are facing then well I think that says a lot about your white privilege.
I almost said white pride, mwaha.
But yeah. You’re not out in the streets protesting. You’re just fortifying yourselves in your homesteads with your guns and a pack of sandwiches while your rich daddy is trying to solve your problem in court. Not everyone is so fortunate.
9/11 2020
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Dang, you’re gonna own the libs so hard.
In four years.
When that Facebook memory post comes up
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Facebook memories come up on parler too, right?
#FacebookExodus
9/11 2020
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Alright, alright. Goat post.
Alright, alright, alright.

9/11 2020
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I’ve been letting the politics get to me so much I haven’t even watched the latest episode of The Mandalorian yet.
CANT YOU SEE YOUR TEARING US APART.
Okay, heading to Tatooine. See you in a bit.
10/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everybody.

10/11 2020
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Good goat times today. Good to get back to what matters. Goating. Where the only political argument is “Why are you giving other goats treats, give ME all the treats”. You might can guess whomst the quothed.
Mostly grey day, but at least it stayed dry and the mud was a little less out of control than it has been recently.
I took the fallen goat tower and tried to see if it could be a bridge through mud. but it didn’t really work, so I moved it over to the log pile and put it there as something to climb on. And it was soon climbed on, so that’s good. I always anjoy puting sometihng new down and seeing hte goats immediately climb it. Can’t keep a good goat down, on the ground.
Also can’t keep Nuller off my back. He managed to jump up there again. Darn kid. You’re lucky you’re so cute or I’d send tou off to Siberia.
10/11 2020
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Here is the fallen tower, no one the log pile. It doesn’t look so big when it’s lying down. Sassy was the first one to climb up on t. I wish we had more of these logs. They’re really good to climb around on and the goats love picking all the rough bark from them. I remember at the old playground we had a bunch of logs and I remember I built them up like almost a staircase going up and back down again. And there were the logs stacked up against the red playhouse that let the goats climb up on the roof. Logs are great. The log lady was on to something.

10/11 2020
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Mia also climbed up on the fallen tower. Although she’s kinda too big for it.

10/11 2020
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You know, despite our differences we are all the same, just different. We all end up fertilizing the ground so the grass can grow for the animals to graze on.

10/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

11/11 2020
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goatlog

11/11 2020
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Milo inspection

11/11 2020
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I tell you hwat. The Cheers opening titles always makes me smile, always. Yes I WOULD like get away.

11/11 2020
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I’m a little teapot..
NO YOU’RE NOT. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. YOU’RE LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD.
11/11 2020
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Sky says hi. Hi Sky.

11/11 2020
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In this photo Sassy is playing the role of Keiko. Staring at goat butt.
Sorry, Keiko!
PS Nuller is the bottom.

12/11 2020
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In this photo Nuller is playing the role of Keiko and I am playing the role of a goat.
Haha. Just doing my stretches (my legs get super crampy from the long walks) and Nuller decided to sniff my rear, I guess. Sorry kid, you don’t want the treats that come from there.

12/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe and a sheep from 2005.

12/11 2020
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Good goat times today. Another grey day. The goats were a little subdued I think. We all miss the sun. I wish it was spring. But it’s still lovely to just sit around and do nothing. When the company is good.
We had some nice visitors too. A kid who said eeeew when the goats pooped at her. I guess she didn’t appreciate the poop powers being activated haha.
And later on a sweet daddy with a little kid. I was sitting in the shelter, rubbing Mia’s chin. I heard them coming and talking. The dad was saying how it looked like Mia was enjoying the cuddles and maybe the goats weren’t going to come over to them since they were busy. So of course I had to put my human pants on and go and socialize. I went over to the fence and got the goats to follow. And the dad and kid seemed to appreciate it a lot, they both got some good goat cuddling in. Mia did her usual excellent work just standing still and letting the kid love on her. “Just hanging around and waiting for people to come pet you” the dad said. “It’s a good life” I replied, and he laughed and agreed. I think they lived in the city and didn’t get to see animals often so it was a nice thing for them. And it’s always nice for us when we can make the visitors happy.
12/11 2020
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Oh I forgot a bit of an icky and sticky part of today’s goating. I noticed that Sky seemed to be having some problems breathing through her nose. So I had to do a booger check… and yeab both nostrils were stuffed with hard boogers. So I had to get those out. She was not happy, wailed out loud. But when it was done she was breathing much better so I hope she forgave me. Of course the treats afterwards probably helped that.

12/11 2020
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I’m trying to cut back on the election posts since, well… you know. They say it ain’t over till the obese turtle sings, but I think I hear the requiem for a presidency…
Anyway. I just wanted to note that the American ambassador in Denmark has been supporting the election fraud fake news agenda on social media.
For example, she claimed that her mail-in vote had not been registered in her home state.
Now, obviously, there’s no way you could guess where this is going.
There’s simply no way you could predict where this is heading.
Especially since we know Republicans are truthful and honest people.
There’s simply no way.
Especially since the Republican party is the party of law and order.
Simply no way.
Especially since the Republican party is spearheaded by a bastion of truth and decency.
There’s nooooo
she lied. She totally lied. Liar liar pence on fire.
I mean, theoretically she might have just been mistaken and not actually dishonest. Just like she might just have been mistaken about her other claims, and not dishonest.
Unfortunately she’s declining to comment, so oh well I guess we’ll never know!
(there is enough information about her publically available that anyone could, and in fact did, track her vote and see that her vote had in fact been registered).
So yeah. I find it tremendously sad that Donald Trump is the hill that the Republican party has chosen to die on.
But please, America. Can you come pick up up garbage?
I understand that an American would do anything to stay in a country where they’ve actually been taking the pandemic seriously and all. But we’d really rather not have her. I hope Biden will appoint a new representative to Denmark.
Any volunteers? Hey, Keiko. There are no scorpions in Denmark…
Send your applications to HappiestCountry (at) denmark dot goat slash soup comma bleat hashtag kristen weddingbells.
Hygge hejsa.
12/11 2020
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A colourful carpet on the way to the goat place.

12/11 2020
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I overheard a couple of workers talking at the playground today. They were alking about Joe Rogan. I didn’t really hear what they were talking about. My brain kinda got stuck because they pronounced his name “Joe Roggan”. That’s as far as I got.
Yes, they’re still working in the horse field. I guess they’re planting trees. I am not sure what the big plan is. But it will be interesting to see what it will be like when it’s done. And whether they’ll be doing anything to the goat pen.

12/11 2020
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Oh Nuller.

12/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium and Large from 2013.

13/11 2020
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goatlog

13/11 2020
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You know who’s great? Laurie Metcalf. I love LAurie Metcalf. That’s it, that’s all I got.
13/11 2020
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I’m on a rock, mterfkrs
Milo balance.

13/11 2020
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306-232
13/11 2020
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Please don’t poop please don’t poop please don’t poop please don

14/11 2020
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“We’re still waiting for the recount, but I’m pretty sure we just beat the Harlem globetrotters. We are demanding that the ref subtracts all the illegitimate points that they scroed all through the night. At one point they brought in a ladder and climbed up and dropped the ball into the net from above, I mean come ON! Clearly basketball fraud”.
14/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.

14/11 2020
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Blessed be the tadpoles of Frog Lady and Frog Dude. May your eggs always hatch in calm waters.
14/11 2020
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Anyone seen Milo and Sky? Oh well I’m sure they’re around here somewhere. Or maybe they went out for dinner and a movie.

14/11 2020
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Sassy & The Butt, your favourite morning DJs on Radio Goat FM.

14/11 2020
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And now for something completely different. It’s

14/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

15/11 2020
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goatlog

15/11 2020
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Haha Mia. I’m going to need to come up with a meme on this, because the photo alone is amusing me.

15/11 2020
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Here’s a nice little talk about Twin Peaks.
If you’ve never watched Twin Peaks then, well I don’t know what to tell you. You’re missing out on one of the most joyful and terrifying experiences that tv or movies could give you. It is beauty and ugliness and loev and hate and conpletely wild.

15/11 2020
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Mah Nuller

15/11 2020
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That’s all for now.

A nice young lady is sending messages to me on Mia’s page. I feel bad for her, because judging by the photos she posts, she cannot afford proper clothing. She says that I am old enough to get married and that I should have a lover, which is a fair point. Can someone let Kristen Bell know?
1/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

2/11 2020
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Not feeling so great, mentally speaking. I wish I could just.. ignore the news and everything. But it is getting to me. So I am making an executive decision and going to bed to sleep for about 20 hours. And then I’ll see what kind of worl I get up to. I just want this week to be over. Good luck everyone.
2/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

3/11 2020
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There is only goat

3/11 2020
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I don’t want to brag or anything, but in Danish elections if you’re elligible to vote you get a voting slip in the mail and you go to one of the many many voting places and you vote is it’s suuuper easy and we’re the happiest people in the world, coincidence?
There’s no way you’re going encounter anyone from any faction with guns around your voting place, you’re not going to have campaign trucks being harrassed on the hghiways, there’s no chance that you’re going to wake up and realise you’ve been purged from the voter registration lists, you’re not going to have to stand in line all day, you’re not going to have anyone being wishywashy when asked if they’ll respect the outcome. And almost every time the side who gets the most votes actually win.
I know America is a more complicated beast, but it’s still shocking to me how bad you are at democracy.
Anyway. Good luck. May the best side win. By enough votes for it to actually matter.
3/11 2020
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All goats, nothing but goats, goats goats goats, all the time goats. My mind is a blank space, filled with goats. There is only goats.

3/11 2020
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Distracted mysef with some photoshop work. I fully expect to in awards for this one, it’s so technically well made that I should probably put a disclaimer on it so people don’t accidentally mistake it for a real CNN graphic.

3/11 2020
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Distracted myself with more photoshopping. Baby Nuller, then and now.
Santa, plz send babi goatzz

4/11 2020
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Happy Hump Day

4/11 2020
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Forced myself to get out and see the goats. Do I get an ‘I goated’ sticker? It was really good to get away from it all. And be in my happy place. With my kinsgoats. Much better.
But now I’m back home, and honestly I am not doing super well. I feel physically sick. Like, mentally physically sick. Hope you’re all doing alright out there.
4/11 2020
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I only want to be with you.

4/11 2020
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Breaking news from the goat pen.
The goat tower has fallen.
The goat tower is what I called that thing on the platform. You know the platform where Mia loves to sit with her butt hanging out. There was a wooden construct in the middle. Well, that construct has broken down. I’m not sure what happened. It was always quite rickety and it’s been very windy lately. Also some of the goats like scratching their butts against it. Whatever did it, the tower has fallen. On the bright side, there’s plenty of space for Mia to sit now. That’ll be nice in the spring.

4/11 2020
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Did some shopping after the goating. Walking through the shopping center, they were playing Take My Breath Away over the loudspeakers in the mall. For some reason I got the sudden impulse to start dancing around. Twirling around and tripping about. Dance like nobody will know who you are because you’re wearing a mask.
4/11 2020
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Call your doctor if your election lasts longer than 2 days.
4/11 2020
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Alright, guess I’m turning off the lights for the night.
Thanks to goats and fb friendos for helping me cheer up a little. My mood swings more than [insert joke about the 70s] right now.
I don’t know, man. Woman. Person, Camera.
What a forking mess. I have no clue what’s going to happen. But of course so far it’s exactly as expected. The Shitgoblin did what he said he wouldn’t do. Called early victory and started rambling about fraud. Demanding recounts here and stopcounts there. It’s almost funny, he started babbling about the courts before he knew if he was going to win or lose the actual vote count. It’s just maddening how predictable it is. You stop the early counting of mail votes and then act like it’s a conspiracy when suddenly Biden’s numbers start rising because you start counting those votes. You can’t flip a result in the middle of the counting, there is no result until every vote is counted. You can’t just stop counting when you’re ahead.
But whatever. I know I have nothing to add that hasn’t been said a thousand times. I have no forking clue what’s going to happen. But I still feel sick. Because, as I’ve said before. How can you lose when you don’t need the majority to win, when you own the courts, when you’ve given your followers the power to ignore actual news, when you control the postal service. When you’re allowed to cheat and lie. When your followers cheer when you tell them that you wouldn’t even go to their state if it wasn’t for the pandemic. How can you lose when you control everything and don’t have to play by the rules?
Sigh. Well, it ain’t over till the fat goat bleats. But whatever the actual outcome is, I did not get what I needed. I did not get the rejection of Trump. Whatever happens, half of America thinks Trump is what we should be. What the world should be like. And as I have said, that is not a world I want to be part of. And it’s only going to ge worse, right. The cat’s out of the bag. You can’t put it back in. The repubs know they don’t have to hide the racism and misoginy and homophobia and stupidity. Now they know they should just lean into it. Once you’ve sold your soul to the devil it’s pretty hard to get it back.
Honestly, if you think Trump is what is good then I don’t know why you’d want to be friends with someone like me. How many rants will it take for you to leave? If Trump wins then you’ll get four more years to test I guess.
Well, ok. If Biden wins I’ll still be ranting. It’s not like there won’t be things to rant about. Rant will find a way. The cat will be out of the bag. But at least there’d be a dog in the white house again.
Hah, I managed to talk myself back into depression! I’m thankful I got the goats, the family, the friends on here. Keep me hanging on. It’s a good thing I don’t really have a choice.
see you tomorrow, hang in there kitty.
4/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn and Peanut from 2015.

5/11 2020
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Sky swears it wasn’t her who broke the goat tower. I’m not so sure, I know she liked rubbing her butt against it for scratchies.

5/11 2020
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“Kanye West concedes 2020 presidential election “. That’s the headline you show the time traveller to convince him that he stepped on the wrong insect and he has to go back and fix it.
5/11 2020
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Not sure Sassy was completely comfortable with this hug, but when you’re a star they let you do that.

5/11 2020
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I can now exclusively report that there has clearly been a massive case of counting fraud done by my bathroom scales. I am going to take this result straight to the supreme court for fatties.
We definitely need to stop counting pounds before we get to obesity.
6/11 2020
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I can certainly understand why republicans are very concerned. Where are all of these Biden votes coming from? Out of nowhere they appear. As if by magic they were delivered by some kind of delivery system that ferries letters and packages from one place to the other. Who has ever heard of such a thing? Very suspicious. Next thing you’ll be telling me that it was somehow part of the election system all along that people could vote via this ‘magical’ delivery system and that the votes would still count, I think not! If that had been the case then we would have known about it in advance and been prepared for votes to still be counted even after the polls closed. That’s not how polls work! You cast your vote and instantly know the results!
What’s next? The womenfolk and slaves b eing allowed to vote too?! I say I say. Harrumph. Hand me my cape and top hat that I may storm out of here in a huff!
6/11 2020
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GUYS I GOT THE FINALVOTING RESULTS! HERE IT I
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6/11 2020
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Some people walk into a bar.
Sorry, that’s all the details I can give right now. We’re still counting.
6/11 2020
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[animated gif of hamster furiously manipulating an oversized abacus]
6/11 2020
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This concludes my audition tape. Thank you, Lorne. Let me know once you’ve counted th votes,
6/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. I am still counting the goats.

6/11 2020
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Arthur ‘still counting sheds’ Jackson.
6/11 2020
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Make America Stop Counting Again.
6/11 2020
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Georgia’s getting upset!
Don’t worry, my repub friends. Clearly Trump has indisputable proof of election fraud, I’m guessing you have already seen it since you are believing his claims. And since the Republicans control the courts, it’s a simple matter of Trump taking this indisputable evidence to the courts and they’ll turn down all the fraudulent votes and you’re good to go for another 4 years.
I assume high-larious memes and Qanon tweets are admissible in court, right?
6/11 2020
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Alright, I’m going to shut down for today. I need a break. And I’m sure you all need a break from me too. Stay good out there. I expect you all to have finished counting by the time I get back. THE BEST IS YET TO COME!
I just hope it’s still funny tomorrow. Smell ya later.
6/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

7/11 2020
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Are we there yet?
7/11 2020
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Fascinating seeing people who spent 4 years supporting a racist pussygrabber now talking about how god is going to sort things out because he’s on their side. Bish please. If the second coming of christ happeend right now, Jesus would take one look at America and go ‘fuck this, I’m outta here’. Once you’ve gone all in on the ‘keep children in cages’ agenda, you’re kinda on your own, divinely speaking.
Also fascinating how counting is such a difficult concept to grasp. “How can a candidate keep getting more votes the more they are counting, it must be fraud!”. I know Americans are kinda dumb, but math isn’t really THAT complicated.
(I’m just joshing ya, I still love Americans. And a lot of you are considerably less dumb and obese than I am).
Well I still have no clue what’s going to happen. But it’s at least encouraging that Trump again loses the popular vote, and this time seemingly by a very large margin. I wish you’d try out democracy at some point, it’s wored out well in a lot of countries. Bizarre that you can have one candidate get many millions more than the other, and you still have to keep counting for days to see who might win.
I imagine Trump is busy scrubbing the search history on the white house computers right about now. Better do a deep-format of the hard drives, donny. Those pee videos really sink into the fabric.
7/11 2020
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By the way, if you think I’m being mean and nasty about America..
1) It’s because I care about America (I mean, not in a creepy way. Look if you’d just return my calls I wouldn’t have to lurk outside in the bushes!)
2) let me be mean about Denmark for a second. I did not realise until just recently that Denmark was apparently a major player in the mink fur business. You might have heard about this on the news. And yeah, I’m very disappointed by that. Also, let’s hope Denmark isn’t responsible for an outbrak of mutated mink corona strand that will exttinct humanity ffs.
We might win the happiness votes year after year, but rest assured Denmark is not perfect. We’re just tiny so most of the time we don’t matter at all to the world at large. BUT WE DID WIN THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP IN SOCCERBALL IN 1992. #Neverforget #campeones
I believe in you. Be best.

7/11 2020
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ARE WE THERE YET?!
Well, looks like we might be there.
Of course, I still don”t know how this is going to end. Since it seems that Trump’s strategy all along was to declare victory before the count was done and then hope to go through the courts. So he’s still on target for his strategy.
But hey. Whatever happens. I hope the dems will own the coming 4 years, just like the reps owned all the racism, homophobia and misoginy.
7/11 2020
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“yes, we’re just calling to confirm this order. 500 hamberders to the oval office? This was not a typo?”
7/11 2020
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there’s no time to cry happy happy put it in your heart where tomorrow shines

7/11 2020
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I just felt a great disturbance in the Force… as if millions of obese turtles suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened.
7/11 2020
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STOP COUNTING!
START PARTYING!
Gimme a bat, I’m gonna take a whack at that pinata
7/11 2020
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How long before the YOU CANT FIRE ME I QUIT speech?
Or will the Qanon + militias be defending the covfefe confederacy? Setup a command center on the golf course. Get your crayons out and draw a battle plan.
Better load up on alien DNA injections, it could still be a long one.
7/11 2020
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I am feeling oddly amused, emotional, aroused, excited, shocked, gleeful, trepid.
I want to celebrate but I’m afraid Columbo will turn around and go “oh just ONE more thing”.
7/11 2020
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tldr: just pointless rambling, mostly about ‘the otherside’.
I’m not one to take pleasure from other people’s pain. It’s interesting, though, to see the reactions from the ‘other side’. Remembering how I, and friends, felt 4 years ago. I remember a lot of sadness back then. Today I’m seeing more anger. A whole lot of “you can’t do this, this isn’t over, see you in court”. Who knows. Maybe it’ll flip. And you know.. I don’t want election fraud. If there was election fraud, I hope it gets uncovered and dealth with. It’s just hard to take it seriously when you’ve been through 4 years of constant lying. And we knew before the election that this was how it was going to go. So yeah. Let’s see what the courts say. But don’t expect us to take the president’s word for it. Fool us once…
I’ve seen a petition for a re-election. Lolwhat. Are we going to keep having elections until Trump wins? Do-over! Sheesh, can you imagine doing this again. I’d almost rather hand the presidency to Trump than doing this again. How about Trump gets to be president for the next 20 years but in return he promises to never speak in public or tweet? I mean, if he cares so deeply about politics and America surely he’d be happy to sbe in the background and do the serious work and never ever stand in the front of a crowd that hails back to him…
I have also seen people who worred that this was all about sneaking in Kamala… well, it seems like they didn’t hace to sneak her in after all. A pretty big majority just voted her into the white house.
And I see people posting reminders to themself about what the stock market and gas prices are now so they can check it in 4 years. I get it, the economy is important. But yes, it’s one of the things that makes me the most sad. Good, religious people willing to sell out morals and ethics for money. I dno’t give a fuck what the stock market says if you put a racist homophobic misogynyst in charge. What the fuck would Jesus say.
Who knows what it will be in 4 years. But I guess the senate is still going to be republican? So Joe isn’t going to have the power to do whatever he wants. It doesn’t matter what he does, 4 years from now the other side will cry disaster. Just like it doesn’t matter what Trump did. The other side is always going to cry for change. Good luck keeping a track of the gas prices. It’s good to know what the price of your soul is.
Seeing a lot of gun posts too. Lot of gun people who are really happy they have their guns now. It’s funny how they also post about how dems love rioting and looting. While their gun posts slyly insinuate they’d like to stage a military coup. Or maybe just hole up on their property and defend it with their shiny guns. As Jesus always said, turn the other cheek. And then rest the rifle on it so you can get a good aim while murdering your neighbour.
It’s interesting how the side that constantly loses the popular vote still has a really hard time believing they could have possibly lost. Hope you signed up for the recurring fundraising schemes. Gotta fun Trump’s big American They Robbed Me tour. I think he’s actually going to enjoy it. He won’t have to worry about the politics and he’ll get to play the victim and he’ll earn a good living selling out big joints.
Okay, I’ll shut up for now. Until the next one!

7/11 2020
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“Wheeee”
– the people
7/11 2020
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Time to get rid of the infestation

7/11 2020
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How many snowflakes does it take to change the world?
WE’RE STILL COUNTING!
7/11 2020
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Yes, do pray for America.
I think it would have been more effective if you hadn’t spent 4 years worshipping the antithesis of all that’s good and divine first. But it can’t hurt. We all want the best for America, however we go about it.
8/11 2020
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I should probably post some goat stuff, eh?
Here’s Lily loving Lasse.

8/11 2020
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I mean yes, it will be great to have a dog in the White house again. But we all know that America won’t be ready to heal again until there’s a goat in the White House.
I’m not necessarily talking about a president who keeps goats. Just a goat breaking in would be good enough for me.
8/11 2020
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Yeah, thinking back to Trump onstage mocking a disabled person…
What a differerence [WE’RE STILL COUNTING] days make. Imagine a president (elect) making a speech and being inclusive of people of all kinds of colours, abilities, sexualities, genders, religions. Instead of mocking nicknames and race baiting.
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

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Don’t worry, socialism will go away by itself in the summer
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Mia, that’s .. that’s not how you use a bench.

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Rest in peace Alex Trebek. I have never watched a single episode of American Jeopardy, but I still loved the guy from countless funny clips, interviews and parodies. Even without having watched the show I still feel like I knew him. Bummer.
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Halrightey then. I think I’ll start retiring for the day.
It will be interesting to see what the coming days will bring. I’m noting that my Republican friends are posting hilarious memes about dead people voting etc. Which makes me happy. Because I’m glad you haven’t lost your sense of humour. And I’m glad you’re posting memes and not evidence of election fraud. Apparently there’s none of that to post? So keep the memes coming!
Once Trump concedes the election I’ll concede the shirtposting and get back to all goats all the time. Hope you stocked up on liberal tears to get you through the next 4 years! Maybe we can supply some tears of joy if you need them. After 4 years of “fuck your feelings, snowflake” you have to let us have a little fun right now too.
And I gotta give props to Trump. He finally got the whole world to cheer for America again. Except for North Kora and Russia and those kinds of countries. You know, the ones Trump let murder American journalists and put prices on American troops’ heads.
And props for ending it all in a landscaping company’s parking lot, next to a dildo store. *chef’s kiss*
Btw, you can’t tell us that you didn’t riot when you lost, when you’re also not accepting that you lost yet.
Okay, I’m done. See you in the parking lot. Four more seasons, four more seasons!
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That’s all for now.