Today will be a good day . Happy Mio Monday everyone.

2/12 2019
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Had my halfyearly eye doc appointment this morning. Normally I’d go hang with the goats afterwards, but I’m still not feeling too well. Not superbad, but still dizzy and nauseated. And tired. Not tired like “I need sleep” but tired like “this unit is out of power”. So i figured sitting out in the freezing cold (frost on the sidewalks this morning) wouldn’t be a good idea.
No news at the eye doc, really. I have been feeling like my vision has been getting worse, but it’s nothing hte doc can see. Everything is looking peaceful and stable. Still 0% vision on one eyes, about 25% on the other. So. No news is good news.
The doc said, “Not that it helps you any, but your case is very unusual”. He was kinda fishing for information, if i’d ever been told exactly why what happened happened. But I’ve never really known. It just happened. A rare case. What are the odds. You can drive yourself mad thinking about how things could have gone differently, what if someone had done something else during the treatment, what if I had done better, what if things had gone like they should instead of the rare exception. But here we are. Stumbling through the dark, hoping to avoid the potholes. You never know how long it will be before you reach the grand canyon.
2/12 2019
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Okay I better head to bed before the world folds in on itself and does a pirouette. We’ll see how I feel in the morning.
Thanks everyone for the supportive words and feels. Whenever I feel sad and alone I can always count on you. I am thanksfilled.
2/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

3/12 2019
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How am I feeling? Not great. Not super sick, not a fever. But feeling tired, no energy, dizzy, especially if I start moving around. Still not sure if it’s getting better or worse. But I’ll take it easy.
Mentally? Not so great. Sad, lost, hopeless. The cold and the dark. Outside the wolves howling. Probably.
It’s fine. But I wish it was summer and everyone was great.
3/12 2019
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Here’s some goat content. The newbs, inside.

3/12 2019
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Sometimes I don’t even feel like a real person. I wonder what the real Lasse would have been like?
4/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

4/12 2019
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I wonder if Whiterose’s machine will work. Is it scifi or is it madness and delusion? What if you could go back and reset everything. Take away all the pain from your life, bring back everyone you had lost?
Makes me laugh when people see christ’s face in a piece of toast or see a statue crying and think it’s a sign. If you think god is willing to let you knwo he’s real don’t you think he’d be standing on top of a hill with loudspeaker? Tell you that it’s all worth it in the end, the pain and suffering will be gone and you’ll meet everyone you ever loved again in the afterlife, assuming you’ve been good, so be good for goodness sake.
Or show his face in a piece of toast and keep you guessing.
The concept of religion is such a weird thing. Everyone can point at Scientology and laugh, but you know [insert your religion here[ is also laughable if you sit down and look at it rationally. So why is it worse than being a scientologist.
Apart from the shady shit. But. You know. Crusades and terrorism and shit. What religions don’t have blood on their hands?
Don’t forget to say christmas, instead of xmas or seasonal holidays. Even though christmas is a pagan ritual and cocoa cola santa is as real as your sky wizard.
Sorry. this wasn’t meant to be a rant about religion. Soemtimes I just.. wish I could reset and do it all again. It’s something i’d like to do.
I guess. I’m on Whiteroses side. Until we’re out of time.
4/12 2019
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Where’s Sky?
Oh, this one’s easy.

4/12 2019
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Remember this, Kristen? We were so young and innocent. Good times.
4/12 2019
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Trump cancelling press conference and leaving NATO summit early because other leaders were making fun of him behind his back pretty much sums it all up, doesn’t it?
And the worst part is, there’s going to be a segment of people who think Trump is the good guy in that scenario. That the elitists are mocking old-fashioned, conservative American values and that Trump is right to throw a fit. That he’s showing backbone and standing up to them.
These are the deluded people who don’t realise that America is a laughing stock to everyone right now, and that coal miners aren’t going to get rich by Trump showing his complete lack of diplomacy and class. Jesusfuckingchrist. It’s not just the Hollywood elite and world leaders who are mocking you. It’s all of us. Cos you’re a joke.
You’s also actively destroying the environment, hurting animal rights, valuing rich corporations over poor normal folks, vets, students whatever. You’re selling out to the devil because the devil is giving you your guns and anti-abortion laws. You’ve sold your soul and America’s dignity and standing in the world, whatever there was of it. You’re turning a blind eye to the horrors and bigotry and stupidity for your own gains. Like people riding along with nazism.You may not be a nazi yourself, but you’re letting it happen end of transmission.
4/12 2019
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Sky would like to apologise on behalf of the human. His limbs will be cut off and distributed among the poor, in lieu of food stamps.
I’m going to bed, please have the world fixed by the time I get back. And if the dizziness could be gone that’d be swell too.
VOTE HYPNOTOAD 20202

4/12 2019
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Oh hello world, I see you’re still there. *tries to hide mild disappointment*
I think I slept for close to 30 hours. Nice little nap, out of this world and into the dreams. Not sure how I’m feeling. Bit dizzy, but that might just be the long sleep. Probably fine physically. Mentally. not so good. I wish it was summer and everything was fair and just.
Hope everyone’s fine out there. Semper fudge.
5/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.

6/12 2019
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I am going to start winding down the day. Off to dream away soon. How am I feeling? Okay, I guess. Physically. I think, maybe. Mentally, not so great. But hey. By Mennen.
6/12 2019
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Today will be a good day Here’s Mads from 2007.

7/12 2019
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Watched It Chapter 2. I enjoyed it a lot. I think the reviews have been lukewarm, but thumbs up from me. Okay, maybe it works better as a comedy than a horror movie, but I don’t mind that. The only thing I minded was ..that thing about the ending. But even that, I’m okay with it. And I really liked a lot of the effects and creature designs. There was some interesting stuff. Maybe it’s the blindness that makes it more effective. Haha. But yeah, I liked it.
Even tho Tim Curry is still my Pennywise.
7/12 2019
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Lookout Sky

7/12 2019
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A banana duct taped to the wall is also my grinder profile.
7/12 2019
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Mos Eisley, you sexy beast! We’re back on Tatooine! I hope the Kenobi show is just all Tatooine all the time.
8/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

8/12 2019
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Nuller flaunting that fluff.

8/12 2019
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

25/11 2019
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Had some good dreams last night. I dreamt that Yoda was in The Labyrinth. Not an actor or puppet or animation, of ourse. The real Yoda. Was in The Labyrinth. I don’t think Bowie was there, but I don’t really remember muh of it. I also dreamt about a vampire in a swimming pool.
25/11 2019
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Soup + Rick & Morty. Not bad, cuz.
25/11 2019
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Lily would like to register a complaint RE: lack of treats in her mouth.

25/11 2019
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Things I would like to make in Minecraft:
A Water World like wooden platform home out on the open sea.
A home in a sea of lava.
A recreation of Castle Britannia.
A farm with lots of animals.
Speaking of animals, I know it’s just a game but it still pains me a little when I watch the youtuber player killing animals in the game. Even blocky sprite animals that you need to kill to get ressources… it still bothers me.
25/11 2019
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It’s 1:45 am, currently considering grabbing a little night soup.
26/11 2019
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Started playing Minecraft for a bit. The blocky nature works well with my limited eyesight. But it’s still difficult. I don’t know how much I’ll be able to enjoy it. But remember below where I said I wanted to build a home in a sea of lava? Just so happened the world I spawned placed me practically right next too a lavafall, pouring down a mountain. So now I have sort of started terraforming the valley. I wonder if I can flood it all with lava and make a house in it. Anyway, it’s a distraction from the ugly beast of reality.
26/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.
Miss you, sweet girl.

26/11 2019
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“President Trump signs animal cruelty bill into law, making it a federal felony”.
Good on ya, mate. Fair’s fair.
I mean, not that I think Trump really cares that much about animal abuse. Just like he doesn’t care about abortion or the right to bear arms. Probably cares more about bear claws.
Cynical, moi?
26/11 2019
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Good goat times today. Dark and wet morning. It rained a little, but I managed to get he goats out for a tour of the grounds anyway. Not much to eat now, but iti’s still good to just walk around and nibble on branhes and fallen leaves and maybe some soggy grass here and there. I’m glad I can come and ake them out so they’re not just stuck in the pen all day. Gotta keep those goaties happy, as they do for me.A valuable service provided.
26/11 2019
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Out with goat butts. I mean buds.

26/11 2019
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I think I had too much soup.
OR NOT ENOUGH
/plot twist
26/11 2019
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Just hanging out with Nuller.

26/11 2019
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I’m retiring to the bedspace. Maybe I can craft some nice dreamworlds. You kids behave while I’m gone. I’ve marked the liquor bottles, I know how much is in there.
26/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

27/11 2019
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Out of soup.
#Sad
27/11 2019
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This year for Thanksgiving I’m going as a slutty nurse.
Yeah, I know we don’t wear costumes on Thanksgiving, what’s your point?
27/11 2019
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Hi, I’m here for the treats.

27/11 2019
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When you see days travel down the river stream like folded paper ships
28/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015. +Peanut’s blue box.

28/11 2019
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hakuna mawhatnow
28/11 2019
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Let’s try this again…
Good goat times today. Muddy, though. So very muddy. Maybe the muddiest it’s ever been.
Sky was in a really talkative mood. Much more than usual. Maybe it was the mud that got her complaining. USually it’s Nuller and Lily who can’t shut the fork up (he said lovingly) in the morning. But today Sky was the chatty one.
Somehow got them out past the mud and we went around. Tensions were high at some points. A good bit of headbutting and running around. And Milo started humping Sky. In front of a visiting daycar group! Haha. Guess the kids got a little Birds & The Bees education. Hormones must be raging. I don’t know if I’m just imagining it, but I feel like I can smell it. Maybe the girls need a boyfriend, one with better… equipment, than Milo and Nuller. Oh I wish we could have some baby goats.. .but alas, it is not to be. No matter how hard Milo tries.
He also made a kid cry. I think. I was around the corner when it happened, but I’m pretty sure Milo pushed the kid. His dad was there and picked him up and was very good about. Oh Milo. A menace to.. everyone.
But hey, at least it’s not boring.
28/11 2019
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Is everything working again? Here is chatty Sky.

28/11 2019
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Happy Thanksgiving to those who partake! I am thankful for goats, family and friends. For soup and pizza and other distractions. Hope you all have a good one, whatever you’re having.

28/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s the Ping Pong twins from 2016.

29/11 2019
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Time for that awkward conversation with the pizza place. “No baby, I still love you. I was just… seeing someone else for a little… but you’re my one true love. Baby don’t be like that… look, can you just take my money and give me what I need?”
Just like all my romantic relationships.
29/11 2019
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I see a blue smurf andI want to paint it black.
29/11 2019
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My favourite part of Thanksgiving is the goat butt parade.

29/11 2019
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Look who came to say hi to the goats. It came up to the fence but quickly backed off again. For once, it seems the dog was more afraid than the goats. Cute little thing, though.

29/11 2019
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There are no new episodes of The Good Place until January 9th. This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of things happening to people. GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET
30/11 2019
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Todat will be a good day. Here’s Mathilde from 2005.

30/11 2019
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Sheesh. Playing Minecraft. Lured 3 little pigs back to my lava fortress. Had not secured fencing beforehand…
Three cooked pork chops later… I feel bad.
Better secure some fencing before I get any more animals. For my farm. In the lava.
30/11 2019
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Hey, it’s everyone’s favourite Milo & Sky duo, Sky and Milo!

30/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

1/12 2019
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Feeling a bit unwell. Dizzy and nauseated.
Dreamt that I had been in surgery and greatly enjoyed the drugs. Not sure if connected.
1/12 2019
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Look, we got a new horse.
I think her name is Maureen. And I think i’m going to have a really hard time telling her apart from Black Beauty. I believe it’s Black Beauty on the left.
I’m not sure if we’ve said goodbye to one of the other horses. I saw Shadow, so if one has left then it must be Sille or Luna. But hello to Maureen.

1/12 2019
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What if Yoda species is actually the Whills?
My prediction, The Mandalorian will end with the Mandalorian handing baby yodling to his family of secret whills on the secret whill planet and then he’ll ride off into the sunset.
Okay, the whills part maybe not. But so far they’ve played very strongly to the western tropes, so it HAS to end with him riding off into the sunset right?
How do you ride off into the sunset in space? !
1/12 2019
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så ku jeg være månen
1/12 2019
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Come on, Nuller. Always pointing his rear at the camera. Proud of that fuzz.

1/12 2019
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That’s all for now.