Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

17/2 2020
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Slept a long long time. Had great dreams. Met Carrie Fisher. Semi lucid dreams too. I love those. It’s interesting how, at least in my experience, when you try to tell people in a dream that you are in a dream they don’t react. Whenever I’ve done that the other persons don’t even respond, it’s like they don’t hear it. I guess it’s the dream’s way of trying to preserve dream integrity. It’s another way you can tell it’s a dream, because in real life if you told someone that it’s a dream they’d say something like “No it’s not, that’s crazy, and how did you get into my house anyway? I’m calling the cops!”
Anyway, time for soup!
17/2 2020
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Goat your nose

18/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

18/2 2020
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goatlog

18/2 2020
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I have eaten so much soup. Send help. Or more soup.
18/2 2020
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What’s a Billie Eilish?
18/2 2020
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Yo-ho, Milo

18/2 2020
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Happy Hump Day everyone

19/2 2020
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My sanity’s like a bird, it’ll only fly away.
19/2 2020
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goatlog

19/2 2020
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Denmark is trending on twitter. Thanks, Mayor Booty Jig.
20/2 2020
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The Mandalorian Singer. A panel of guests have to guess which celebrity singer is singing under the Mandalorian helmet.
20/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2005.

20/2 2020
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Good goat times today. Cold and rainy, though. On the bright side, all 6 goaties were in the goat house togather when I got there. They were probably split in their two groups inside, but at least they were together in the house.
And we stayed in the house, cos rain. Mud. All that. Not so bad sitting inside with friends. And I enjoy the clatter of hooves on the floor. It always amuses me when the footsteps speed up as on or two make their escape when a bigger fish gets too near. The news fleeing from Mia. Milo and Sky fleeing from Sassy. Clippity clop. And of course the occasional downpour of goat berries.
The weather persona says it’s the warmest winter in recorded history, and also we’ll get mor rain.
Come on, spring. Please get sprung.
20/2 2020
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Will the rain ever end?

20/2 2020
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Hiding out from the rain. Feel like we’re being watched…

20/2 2020
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A President will always believe that said president staying in power is in the nation’s best interest, thereforre it cannot be illegal for a sitting president to fix elections and abolish term limits.
JUST YOU WAIT AND S
20/2 2020
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Sassy found a good place in the corner. She’s usually the first to settle down. She’s not as needy or animated as Nuller and Lily. She’s like ‘eh, I’m good’. She gets sassy when the treats come out, tho.

20/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Fuzzy from 2016.

21/2 2020
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goatlog

21/2 2020
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Pure Luna Sea
21/2 2020
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We got the posters with the goat names back up on the fence. Let’s hope they last longer this time. They were flapping hard in the wind.

21/2 2020
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New album out from Grimes. I’ve been listening quite a lot to her since she was featured on Mr Robot.

22/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Springbok from 2006.

22/2 2020
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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Ehh, and some stuff happened. You don’t wanna know. Better you dno’t ask. Here’s a buck, go buy yourself something nice.
)read om tje voice of Joe Pesci)
22/2 2020
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This foodbox is clearly defective. It is empty.

22/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

23/2 2020
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Looking forward to more great selfies with dead animal corpses. Make Animals Gone Again.
Tempted to try and make a kickstarter campaign to win that ‘dream hunt’ with Trump Jr. And then turn it around and hunt him. Piece of shit garbage family.
link: Trump jr hunt
23/2 2020
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goatlog

23/2 2020
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My mind feels like it’s in one of those metal compressors that squeeze a car into a little metal square
23/2 2020
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Hey Sky, you got a little.. just a tiny bit of hay on your face.

23/2 2020
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The bleat of my heart

23/2 2020
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That’s all for now.

Since I’m up late to wait for my Oscar, here’s a thing in case you’re curious..
1. Do you put ketchup on a hot dog?
When I ate hot dogs I did. I put ketchup on a lot of stuff because I am 8 years old.
2. Choice of soda?
Pepsi Max. And Faxe Free.
3. Do you own a gun?
Lol Denmark lol no
4. Can you swim?
I’m a witch
5. Hot dogs or cheeseburgers?
Neither. Unless putting cheese between a couple of slices of toast bread counts as a cheeseburger.
6. Favorite type of food?
Pizza and mama’s soup.
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghosts don’t care if I believe in them.
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Water for my medicine.
9. Can you do 100 pushups?
Oh I assume so, I mean why would’nt I?
10. Summer, Winter, Spring, or Fall?
Used to be winter, now summer.
11. Your favorite hobby?
Goating,
12. Tattoos?
Nah, I’m good.
13. Do you wear glasses?
Filter glasses when I’m outside.
14. Do you have a phobia?
A phobia has me.
15. Do you have a nick name?
Fatty fat fat-fat. And baah.
16. Three favorite drinks?
Pepsi, Faxe and black currant lemnade.
17. Biggest downfall?
That time I fell and cracked a rib on cam.
18. Rain or Snow?
Summer rain. Or looking at snow.
19. Can you change a tire?
That depends. Does the tire want to be changed? I don’t feel like I have the right to decide how a tire should live it’s life.
20. Favorite flower?
Blue rose
21. Can you drive a stick?
I can plant a stick for goats to scratch on.
22. Ever gone skydiving?
No
23. Kids?
Goat kids.
24. Favorite color?
Red. Or green grass or blue sky or white snow.
25.Employed?
Goatsitter.
26. Can you whistle?
I can whistle for goats.
27. Where were you born?
In the Q continuum
28. Siblings?
One brother.
29. Surgeries?
Plenty.
30. Shower or bath?
I wish I had a bath tub, but I’d probably drown.
31. Last song you listened to?
Darkseid by Grimes.
32. Broken bones?
I broke every leg and arm multiple times as a kid.I think. The best one was when I broke my arm on the last school day before summer vacation. That was great.
33. How many TVs are in your house?
One.
34. Worst Pain?
Life. Eye pressure was awful too.
35. Do you like to sing?
Yes, until I hear myself.
36. Are your parents still alive?
Yes, thankfully.
37. Do you like camping?
No. I’m not sure I’ve ever been camping.
38. What do you enjoy binge watching?
I want to watch every episode of every Star Trek series soon.. But I don’t really binge watch much. I prefer shows to be released on a weekly basic.
39. Pumpkin or pecan pie?
Not sure I’ve ever had pecan. Come to think of it, not sure I’ve ever had pumpkin. I’m not a big pie guy.
40. Someone who will play along?
All the world’s a stage.
10/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

10/2 2020
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Tippy toe Milo

10/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

11/2 2020
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goatlog

11/2 2020
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Welcome to the Goat Club, may I see your invitation please?

11/2 2020
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I’m definitely not saying anything about politics or Roger Stone.
*blinks rapidly three times*
11/2 2020
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Remember when Gangnam Style seemed like the biggest threat to our sanity?
12/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone, with bonus humps.

12/2 2020
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Hey, who turnt up the gravity?
13/2 2020
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I dreamt that there was a dangerous group called The Authenticals that were trying to break through to our world from another dimension and I’m not sure if they were monsters or androids or what, but I know they wanted to wipe out all humans, I guess because humans aren’t authentic?
Also, according to a headline I saw on twitter there’s a dangerous asteroid hurtling towards Earth.
I feel the pull of the bottomless sea.
So you know, everyhing’s fine. I’ll be waiting with a cocked shotgun and a pack of sandwiches.
13/2 2020
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At least i make myself useful to the goats, hopefully I will be spared in the ragnarok
link: butt scratch video13/2 2020
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“The Trump administration Friday filed a brief with the Supreme Court arguing that gay workers are not protected by federal civil rights law. The filing came exactly one week after the administration argued the same for transgender workers.”
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Donald Trump is a piece of shit, if you support Trump you’re a piece of shit, if you’re more worried about socialism than about nazism you’re a piece of shit. If you think Limbaugh deserves a medal you’re a piece of shit. If you think climate change isn’t real you’re a dumb piece of shit. Thank you for saluting your shitstained flag.
Fight me ban me, I don’t care. This shithole world is dumb. Bring on the authenticals.
13/2 2020
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Deep braeth. There is only goat.

13/2 2020
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14/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut and Popcorn from 2015.

14/2 2020
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Good goat times today. Mia spotted me across the horse field as I came walking. That girl’s got better eyesight than I do. They don’t bleat for just everyone who comes walking, so it’s nice to know she can recognise me from that far away. A nice welcome salute.
A young mother with a boy arrived just as I got into the pen. She remarked on how talkative the goats were being. And how they don’t always come to the fence. Yeah, it’s mud mud mud everywhere mud. So I can imagine if I’m not there they might not always go to the fence. Especially Mia. Big gal tippytoing aross the planks and stones I put down. Easier for the littles to balance on that stuff.
Got them all out for a walkabout. Then back and relax in the pen. Wish spring would get here soon. The weather guy said that we’ve already hit the average rainfall of February, and we’re only halfway through the month. Mild temperatures and lots of rain. Can we just get fresh leaves and sunshine already?!
14/2 2020
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Goat butt parade.

14/2 2020
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Happy Valentines from me and my best gal

14/2 2020
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Good soup times today. Had a nice souptime with the folks and brother. Always nice. Maybe the last of the season, since winter is almost over, if it even began. Enjoy every pot of soup like it could be your last.
15/2 2020
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Goat butt parade.

15/2 2020
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This TikTok’s on fleek. Bleep bloop. Sorry, I didn’t mean to snargle your flerk. I’ll just go bongle the dolk with sherpner rama lama ding dong
16/2 2020
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I wish everyone could be happy and okay and well. If I were god I’d make it so. and you wouldn’t even have to believe in me or sacrifice to me or hate those who believed in other gods or anything. You wouldn’t even have to doubt me, i’d have my own pocdast or a tv show, gabbing with god (is that a Flanders thing, I feel like that’s a Flanders thing) and I’d like perform magic tricks to get kids to giggle and there’d be no question. Id throw my halo around like a frisbee and I’d give animals the ability to talk, and maybe the humans the ability to be silent.
The rest of the time i’d eat pizza and watch soccer from the 90s.
16/2 2020
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I mean, not to go on about religion but…
blind faith is weird. If there is a god, you don’t know which god is the right one. You don’t know who or what god is. God could be a sentient Ikea store, you don’t know. So you pick one (or rather, your family/surroundings/peer pressure picks one) and then you blindly believe and then if you happen to be right, you get rewarded for that? And people who, by chance and circumstance, pick the wrong god get punished? That makes no sense. Why should you be rewarded for blindly believing in something that you don’t know and have no possible way of knowing? Why is that good? Is your faith strong? No it’s not! Cos you don’t know. Your faith is pointless, because you don’t know. You just close your eyes and press the speeder and barrel down the highway.
Heaven shouldn’t be a prize for spinning the lucky wheel and hitting the right god. Heaven should be here and now, on earth. Too bad it’s infested with humans.16/2 2020
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Today will be a good day . Happy Funday everyone.

16/2 2020
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If we stick together we can get through this.

16/2 2020
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That’s all for now.