This is also Denmark.
(FU Marvel)

3/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

4/11 2019
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Good goat times today. A rainy day. The goats weren’t too pleased about that. We hung out in the goat house. Then Milo and Sky had enough of being cooped up with the Sassy monster, so they went to the smallter shelter. I went there too and Mia followed me and we sat there for a while together. Eventually the rain did die down and we went for a quick tour around the premises. Wet grass and fallen leaves, not so great. But it’s always nice to get out. The goats ran a little ahead and they encountered Ophelia as she came to work. When she saw me appear around the corner she went “I wondered why the goats were out, but I figured you were probably around somewhere”. Yeah, if the goats are out of the pen, then I’m probably around somewhere.
I forgot my MP3 player this morning. I tells you what, that long walk along the highway is a lot less fun without ma stories.
4/11 2019
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Why rain?!?

4/11 2019
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I brought a couple of bananas for the goats today. I broke one in half and offered them to Milo and Sky, in the shelter. Sky dived right in. Milo, not so much. It’s so cute when goats can’t figure out a food and they start almost headbutting it. Milo was doing that, but apparently headbutting a banana does not make it tastier. Mia came over, but she also didn’t want it. So in the end Sky got the whole, big banana. It took her a while to eat all that but I think she was happy about it.
4/11 2019
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And here’s Nuller with the goat apology.

4/11 2019
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Look, I don’t know what to tell you.

4/11 2019
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The weather is bad, but the company is goat.
Now, off to surf the dreamwaves. See you in the high tide.

4/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

5/11 2019
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Whenever I’m watching a video in which someone clears their throat there is never one moment in which I do not think of ms Ann Elk. And usually I will also act out her most hysterical AHYYYY throat clearing.

5/11 2019
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I’m sorry, there’s no Nuller here.

5/11 2019
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*buzzes like a fridge*
5/11 2019
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“Lindsey Graham, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, says he won’t read any of the transcripts, and dismissed Sondland’s reversal”
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How is this real life? Person in power says ‘I won’t look at the evidence’.
Tally me banana republic ans
5/11 2019
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We’d like to apologise on behalf of the human, he’s not allowed back on twitter until he’s eaten his vegetables.
Wait, he’s not allowed to eat his vegatables until he’s fed the goats.

5/11 2019
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Kentucky Fried Bevin
6/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

6/11 2019
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Knock, knock, knuckleheads

6/11 2019
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Feeling a little unwell. Not sure if I’m coming down with something or I’m just being a drama queen. Please like all my instagram posts and keep a watch outside my door with a candle a feathered writ of my life story.
6/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s baby Magnethe from 2005.

7/11 2019
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Do you ever feel like the universe is vast and empty and pointless and you didn’t order pizza?
7/11 2019
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Look at this mess. The stage is all covered in leaves. Good thing Milo is on the job, dedicated to cleaning it up.

7/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012

8/11 2019
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Good goat times today. The temperature just a smidgen above Hurts My Face. Grey, but it kept dry. The grass wet from recent rain.
Took the goats out for a round around the block. Some sweet visitors got goat petting time, and Milo didn’t savagely murder anyone. Not too shabby. Mia spent a lot of time staring up at the forbidden zone. I almost thought she’d try making a dash for it. I know it’s wishful thinking, but hey I can pretend that grandma’s spirit is wandering around there. She was a headstrong lady, always trying to get up there when she wasn’t allowed. I can just picture god up there on a cloud teating his hair out screaming “COME BACK HERE, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO DOWN THERE!”.
Made myself laugh thinking how grandma would have reacted to having five little pygmy goats in her herd. She would have kept them on a tight leash. Mia sometimes gives Sassy the ‘I’m the boss around here’ headbutt. But nothing like the Mio train.
Sigh. Miss ya, old growler.
8/11 2019
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Mia, staring up at the forbidden zone.
Later she went up on a little hill where there’s a pathway up to the forbidden zone, but she was walking slowly and cautiously. I diverted her attention, not sure if she would have gone up there or not.

8/11 2019
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I started reading the new Star Wars book.
When they told Wedge about Luke… I… sorry, I need a minute.
TURN THE CAMERA OFF
*unintelligible*
8/11 2019
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He can walk. He can walk. I can bleeeat.

8/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Finn and Jacob from 2009.

9/11 2019
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This is my fight song. This is my donut. This is my hat rack. These are some of my old Star Wars figures. This is a video of me saying what some things are.
9/11 2019
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goatlog

9/11 2019
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High Nuller

9/11 2019
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I think I have lost a couple of friends recently. It’s probably because of the goat posts. I should talk more about politics, right?
Let me tell you why Christianity is problemati
9/11 2019
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Here’sa goat post, how you like me now boomer?
#Lily

9/11 2019
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PARK LIFE
10/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

10/11 2019
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Another perfectly framed selfie

10/11 2019
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How is the South Park version of Rudy Giuliani more human than the human version of Rudy Giuliani?
10/11 2019
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Sweet, little Sky. With her wonky horn.

10/11 2019
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I have been listening to Grimes pretty much nonstop since she was featured on Mr Robot a few weeks ago. Not really the genre of music I normally listen to a lot. But her Art Angels album is amazeballs, fellow kids. 10/10 would upvote again.

10/11 2019
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

28/10 2019
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Look what I got! Thank you so much Beverly Fish for the lovely card! Thank you for thinking of me, I really appreciate the sweet message inside! Made me smile, which is a precious commodity these days.

28/10 2019
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play ball!

28/10 2019
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goatlog

28/10 2019
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Milo’s colouring kinda matches the fallen leaves now.

28/10 2019
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Looking for meaning, patterns in the randomness. A branch above the river.
I had some crazy, eerie dreams last night. Occultish. Giant birds. I had a gun, but it didn’t fire real bullets. It was like one of those popping guns you have as a kid on new year’s eve.. they make a little pop but nothing else. Not much against a bird as big as a house.
Riding a bike through a field of clucking chickens. Over the cliffside.
Chasing two pairs of men with kids. One pair in each direction. They had guns but I’m not sure if the kids were holding the men hostage or vice versa. I caught up to one of the pairs and reality turned into a cartoon, the man’s face was elongated and stretching.
It felt like David Lynch was directing.
28/10 2019
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Meeting of the shades

28/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

29/10 2019
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Good goat times today. A cold morning. Down near zero. So I brought out my heavy coat for the first time. It was a beautiful, sunny day. If it wasn’t for the cold and mud, it would have been perfect. But it’s always good with goats.
Not a lot of green left now. We went out scavenging for a while, down by the path. Lots of people happily surprised to see goats out. People walking along that path aren’t necessarily coming to visit the playground, so they don’t always realie there’s a chance of wild goats on the loose. Always nice to see faces light up when they meet the goats. I assume, I mean I’m blind. But I can hear the oohs and aahs.
Then back to the pen for sweetness. I sat down with Sky in my lap. She’s so sweet when she relaxes. She makes cute little sounds that almost sounds like she’s doing hard labour or something. When I first heard it, when she was a kid, I wondered if something was wrong with her. But no, it’s just her version of the litlte snoring sounds some of hte others make. And very cute. As I sat with her, Mia jumped up on the bench to join us. And then she wedged her head in between Sky and my body. Like she was saying “I totally fit in your lap too!”. Well, her head does. It was really sweet sitting there with the two of them so close. And Milo was standing on the platform looking at us like he was trying to figure a way to squueze in there too. Sweeties.
Later on I sat with just Mia. Sitting next to me with her head leaning up on me. Doing that thing animals, and humankids I think, do when their heads start drooping down as the almost nod off, and then they catch themselves and lift their head. And then it slowly starts dropping again.. so darn cute. and I’m pretty sure she did finally doze off, when I took her head in my arms and held her like that. Until one of the horses started galloping in the field next door and Mia startled and got up and looked around like “what what I’m awake, what’s going on?”. I love sitting on that bench with her. Although now it will be 5ish months until I can sit there without cooling down to the bone. Sigh.
29/10 2019
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Found a couple extra stepping stones for the mudvalanche. I wish I had enough material to make a proper highway through the mud, but it’s kinda funny seeing them jump and balance across board and stepping stones too.

29/10 2019
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When i find a way to rewind time, I think i’ll just sit around and watch old David E Kelley shows again for the first time.
29/10 2019
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At least the bigger coat makes for a nice pillow.
Off to dreamland…

29/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

30/10 2019
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goatlog

30/10 2019
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I met David Lynch!
… in a dream.
But you know he’s into that stuff, so I’m sure it was actually him and we met in one of the lodges. I managed to convince him that he needed to make a season 4 of Twin Peaks. I consider this to be a legally binding contarct. So, season 4 of Twin Peaks confirmed!
Dreaming was really good last night, had a bunch of other good ones. Faded too much now to make detailed descriptions. But there was a Lost dream, I always love those. There was a funny Married With Children one, funny because in the dream there was something really heartbreaking but it was mwc so I don’t even know you know. And there was one where I was gathering candy for new year’s eve. The snow was falling outside and I was watching it through giant windows, and the house on the other side of the street was just a giant rectangular block. I think that’s because I’ve been watching minecraft videos..
30/10 2019
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Oh no you don’t, Mia.
link: Mia video
30/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Clark from 2014.

31/10 2019
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It’s the scariest day of the year.
*checks twitter*
Yup, a fat blowhard moron still has the nuclear codes. Sppoooky
31/10 2019
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A g-g-g-goat

31/10 2019
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Happy Halloween everyone. Look out for goats’n’goblins. I am going to bed early to dream scary dreams.
31/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Fuzzy from 2016.

1/11 2019
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I didn’t have a lot of superscary Halloween dreams, but there was one where I bred a murderous insect-god. But it didn’t really go anywhere, it didn’t even get to the kill-all-humans part.
1/11 2019
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Everybody stfu The Good Place is on
1/11 2019
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Sorry if I was too harsh, here’s a goat snuggle to make up

1/11 2019
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Can’t believe it’s Friday the 13th again.
Also can’t believe I bought these defective calendars at the yard sale, but I mean they were cheap so
1/11 2019
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oh the hermanity

2/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje, Nougat and 3B from 2006.

2/11 2019
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Sweet, little Sky.

2/11 2019
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I never Share political fb posts, because it’s bad enough when I ramble about it myself, I don’t need to bore you with other people’s words about something you either already agree with or won’t listen to anyway. But yeah, this.
I understand why some might have to vote for Trump because you’re in an idiotic, broken two-party, non-democratic system, but if you actually think Trump is a good person, a smart person, an honest person, a religious person, a faithful person, a person who isn’t obese, a person who writes his own books, a person who doesn’t harrass women, a person who isn’t racist, a person who understands politics etc etc etc jesus fucking christ you’re gullible.
You gotta vote for him because abortion guns jesus, fine. But don’t fucking kid yourself. You’re doing damage to the world to further your political agenda.
Hey, did you see the new Keystone Pipeline leak? Who could have predicted that. I hope you enjoy your guns while the environment goes to hell. And if you love dogs, I hope you appreciate how he sees ‘dog’ as an insult about cowardice. Fuck dogs, fuck bears, fuck elephants, fuck bees etc.
And so on and so fort. Just had to get that off my fat chest.
2/11 2019
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Isn’t Sky cute, though= How about I post this picture once an hour for the next five weeks and pretend nothing else is going on?

2/11 2019
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Okay, I’m going to let you off the hook. Going to bed early again because the real world is stupid and I’d rather go see if there are any extra-dimensional wasp-gods that want to hang out and bingewatch 90s sitcoms.
2/11 2019
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day will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

3/11 2019
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Who’s watching the watcher?

3/11 2019
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Seeing eye to eye with Sky

3/11 2019
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This is Denmark

3/11 2019
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Don’t mind me

3/11 2019
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That’s all for now.