Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

3/2 2020
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Auch. Burned my throat. Drank some apple cider vinegar. I usually don’t have problems with that. Drink a little from a glass, flush it down with water. Felt stronger than it usually is. Maybe it was because I shook the bottle more than I usually do beforehand? Now i have a sore throat. Oh well. Did manage to do a little exercise. I would have gone longer if I hadn’t fel like I had to throw up from the acv, is what I’m telling myself.
3/2 2020
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Nuller and Milo. Us boys gotta stick together.

3/2 2020
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Putting morally bankrupt people in charge of the world is really working out great.
3/2 2020
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Let me tell you a fairy tale.
But then also let me force you to live by the tules of the fairy tale, let me infuse your laws and policies with the laws of the fairy tale, and let me convince your kids that they’re goign to die in a firey torture pit if they don’t follow the laws.
And for bonus points, let people in other parts of the world have their own fairy tales so we can go to war and kill each other over the fairy tales.
What could go wrong?
Once upon a time, we’re all fucked.
4/2 2020
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Save me, Lily

4/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

4/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

5/2 2020
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Took antoher 30hourish sleepathon. Sweet dreams. Also laid around and thought nostalgic thoughts. Like diving into moments from the past.
Do you ever feel like the world passed you by? I mean, I’m not super old. But i saw times change from cassette tapes to CDs to DVDs to Blurays to the cloud. The world simple and small to giant and connected. Phones plugged into the wall. I don’t like what the world has turned into and where it’s going. I’m not saying everything was better ni the past, I’m just saying it feels like that. Do you ever wish you could have a do-over and try to get it right instead of messing everything? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
There’s just not much point to my existence. With the blindness and phobia and loneliness and anxiety, it is only ever going to get worse because even if there was a path to somewhere better I’d never dare to take it. I’m only ever going to get blinder and sadder, it would be easier to just skip skip skip to the end. Do you ever feel like you’re just done? Yesterday’s iPhone model, no longer needed in the world? Would you like to save 10% off your long distance phone bill? Can you believe it’s not butter? I just want to play Commodore 64 games and read Fighting Fantasy books and listen to Gish and eat spaghetti with red sausages. It’s funny I have a recurring huge craving for sausages, be it with spaghetti as I always ate as a kid or in hot dogs or just on their own with ketchuop and mustard while watching Barcelona games at midnight. You couldn’t pay me enough to eat a sausage to day, they’re so gross. But I still miss them. It’s weird how you can miss things that are horrible. Like it makes no sense to miss Commodore 64 games, most of them are pretty bad and basic, but I’d still rather play them than any modern games. I look at the old Larry or King’s Quest games and they are super basical and the graphics are so simple, like line art. But they still look beautiful to me. Much better than the later games in the series when they started getting disney quality painted graphics.
Anyway. Where was I? Oh yeah. Nowhere.
5/2 2020
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hey, goatlog

5/2 2020
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goat gang coming to shake you down for treats

5/2 2020
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I know tearing up papers seems like a terribly uncouth thing to do, but you have to remember. When you’re a star they let you do that sort of thing.
5/2 2020
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BRING BACK DARK SKIES!!!
5/2 2020
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I expect Romney will be shunned by the repubs now. They wouldn’t wanna risk being infected by the Having A Spine virus.
6/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

6/2 2020
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Good goat times today. Good to get out and goat. It’s always better with goats. We even got sunshine today. Although it’s still muddy as all hack. I look like some kinda mud golem after a goat trip. Caked in mud. Maybe I shouldn’t let them climb all over me. Or maybe I should accept my new life as a mud golem.
At least I don’t roll around in the mud like the horses do.
6/2 2020
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Goat butt parade.

6/2 2020
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Sometimes the oldtimers just need to sit down and relax while the youngsters run around and raise hell. Is it Friday yet, pass me the liquor.
Amirite?

6/2 2020
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Big Boy Nuller

6/2 2020
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Hey, thanks all for all the kindness you show me. I am not doing superwell mentally and hpysically. I aprpeciate all the support. i’m lucky to have what I have, know who I know.
Now I’m going to go dream. See you when you get there.
6/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012

7/2 2020
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goatlog

7/2 2020
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It’s 65 degrees in Antarctica. But hey don’t worry, we got a stable genius who knows that climate change is a hoax by the Chinese.
I don’t understand how animal lovers can support this guy. Unless you only care about the animals that sleep at the foot of your bed. Don’t tell me you care more about the dog dying than the human dying in the movies. You care about the farmer having his rifle, not about old yeller.
The whole world is going to shit, and you’re supporting the family that posts selfie with corpses of endangered animals.
You really gotta give Trump credit for how he’s manage to sucker so many people. He’s never read a word of the bible, he’d probably burst into flames if he touched one. But still religious people support him. And women supporting him despite the constant misoginy. The stupidity. The corruption. Just the way he acts. It’s so embarrassing. That guy isl eaving a shitstain on the Amerian flag that’s going to be hard to wash off.
Ugh. It’s so frustrating.
Like I said on the twitter, at least we don’t have to ask how things like fascism and Hitler could happen anymore. It is quite obvious.
7/2 2020
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Breaking news, goats!

7/2 2020
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Hello fellow humans, I also am in control of all my facial muscles and know how to pose for selfies. Can you please direct me to your planet’s reserve of precious gems and pizza?

7/2 2020
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I got 99 luftballons but a blimp ain’t one
7/2 2020
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But how do you know which ticket to get if you take a midnight train going anywhere?
8/2 2020
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Yes, I want fries with that. Yes, I do know this is a Toys-R-Us.
8/2 2020
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Okay, but what was Bill Cosby doing at the prayer breakfast?
8/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2006.

8/2 2020
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Did you know that the Danish word for ‘sausage’ is the same as the Danish word for poop?
#TheMoreYouDanish
8/2 2020
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I think Mia’s legs disappeared.

8/2 2020
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Alright, I’m gonna give you all a break from the insanity. Off to dreamland for a long stroll. I must be feeling a little better since I’ve had the desire to harass people with bad jokes, political rambles and goat posts. The trifecta of #Laxit.
On the other hand *makes narrow eyes at reality* *makes sign of the cross* *makes devil horn signs* *writes in asterisks to continune to annoy people*
You guys got any milk?
8/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

9/2 2020
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Wow. I had a series of wonderful, trippy dreams last night. So much better than reality. My favourite was meeting Kyle MacLachlan and trying to teach him Danish. There was also a pretty terrifying dreams where I was taking part in some deep, dark ritual. First I had to go to an old, dark mansion. But I couldn’t just walk there. I had to be dragged on my back through a forest. Through mud and branches. With stuff falling from the trees onto me. Some if it were acorns that I had to eat as part of the ritual, but other stuff was little warms with big mouths full of sharp teeth. Yikes. And htne into the mansion and through some stuff and then there was a weird guy chanting, kind of like he had been squashed by too much gravity, weird and deformed. And while we were chanting we had to eat cake. Which sounds funny. But it was some kind of super-dry marble cake. And then I woke up just before, I can only assume we summoned beelezebub or Trump or something.
And in another dream I met this guy I worked with many many years ago, i don’t even remember his name. I remember he was big into Sun Ra Arkestra music. And we were in a bus and it was snowing outside. But the snow started piling up inside the bus. And i had a long beard. And there was semi lucid parts. And at one point I was in a dream I was really enjoying and I started feelign that I was waking up and I tried to cling onto the dreamworld but couldn’t.
And I could go on and on. But I won’t. Your move, reality.
9/2 2020
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goatlog

9/2 2020
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Sassy says hi. Hi, Sassy, hi.

9/2 2020
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Today is National Pizza Day, and I didn’t even realise. Luckily, as the odds would have it, I just happened to have pizza today. I found a new pizza place that I like. Tried a deep pan pizza today. Praise be the holy pizza, bring of life and greasy wellness. Blessed be your toppings and may you be sliced to perfection, hlory hallelujer.
Still more dignified than the prayer breakfast.
9/2 2020
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It’s good to have a purpose in life. Even if it’s just “goat butt scratcher”

9/2 2020
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I wish I could go back to Kyrandia. To Monkey Island. To Karamoon. Back to the future.
9/2 2020
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Know your place, human.

9/2 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

27/1 2020
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Back home after another tech support trip to the parental abode. Still internets problems. After my last attempt, the problem went from constant disconnections to intermittent disconnectinos. Which is progress. But it also makes troubleshooting harder. It’s easy to see that you haven’t fixed the problem if you lose connection every 30 seconds. If it’s every 10 minutes then it’s harder to know if you’ve fixed it or not. Well, we bought a new networking cable so I hooked that up and switched some ports. I’d be surprised if the problem is fixed. But hey, hooves crossed. I’ll just have to wait and see what they say. It worked while I was there.
Also installed the printer. I was expecting problems with that, since it was hard getting it to work on the old Windows 7 system, and I couldn’t get it working when we installed the new Windows 10 pc. But today I got it working, so that’s good. And installed Open Office so my dad can do his writing stuff.
Even if everything works now, I’ll still have to do some polishing and management. But it sure would be nice if the internets would work thanks world.
27/1 2020
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Did you bring the marshmallows?

27/1 2020
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Counterpart is coming to Amazon Prime in February. So if you want a TV recommendation from me. It’s Counterpart. I loved that show. I’m sad they didn’t get to go on, because the world they built was fascinating and I would have loved to see where they’d take it. But they did bring the story to a satisfying end and it’s full of good performances. Kind of a scifi spy thriller. But it’s got a real neat premise that I can’t really mention without spoiling it, but it really makes for some fascinating world building and storytelling. Two thumbs and a goat tail up from here.
27/1 2020
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Milo is hard at work getting the table cleaned off before the next guests arrive.

27/1 2020
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Duck’s off, sorry.
27/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

28/1 2020
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So. Maybe I should just ignore it away.
But for the record. I deleted my Kobe Bryant post. Because, I did not know about the rape thing. I would not have posted it if I had known.
Now honestly, I have no interest in basketball or Kobe. It means literally nothing to me. What got to me was the whole “young man who was a hero to so many dies in a helicopter crash with his daughter, leaving behind a mother/wife and 3 other daughter”. I still find that very tragic, when I think of the daughters left behind.
It’s a weird thing to have the whole world light up in hero glorification and mourning, and then kinda bury the other thing. And I don’t even know, I don’t know the truth.
People die all the time, and it is sad. I was just looking at Fawlty Towers retrospective and there popped up Terry Jones. There was someone I cared about, there was someone who touched my life. If Kobe meant something to you, I’m not gonna tell you he shouldn’t. I’m not gonna tell you anything. Cos I don’t know. We got a guy running America who could be a posterboy for rape culture. Bill Clinton too.
I don’t know anything. I just don’t like to see my friends fighting on my posts. It pains me.
So that’s what I have to say about that.
28/1 2020
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I’m just here for the goats

28/1 2020
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Oh don’t worry about the Corona virus, we got Gofundme, member.
28/1 2020
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Treating Lily

28/1 2020
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No trouble
28/1 2020
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I’m not saying I’m a masterchef or anything, but when I put spaghetti into a pot of boiling water… well let’s just say it almost always turns out edible.
29/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

29/1 2020
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Oh hello world. I just spent almost 30ish hours in bed. Because I make smart choices.
The depression got to me. On the plus side I had numerous excellent dreams, I even appreciate the terrifying Twin Peaks dream. Finding it harder to stomach real life. No matter what happens in dreams, they still get wiped like an etch a sketch at the end of the night. I appreciate that.
Well, let’s go reality I guess.
30/1 2020
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In better news, it seems that my parents’ internet issue is fixed. I guess getting a new networking cable and changing ports on the router worked. I can’t tell you how relieved I am about it. I have been stressed and depressed about it. Hopefully everything is working fine now.
30/1 2020
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That thing when Facebook reminds you that it’s “Data Privacy Day”. Lol.
30/1 2020
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Let Sky take the wheel.

30/1 2020
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I find your lack of cake disturbing.
31/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Large and Medium from 2013.

31/1 2020
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Good goat times today. Finally back where I belong. Glad I didn’t manage to talk myself out of going. My fitness is in poor shape, though. I need to get back to using my exercise again. I’ve been too depressed to do it for quite a while. Makes the walk to the goats a lot harder.
But with the goats all the worries melt away. Apart from the mud. Very mud. But we got out. Had some fun at the fence with kindergarteners. They wanted us to come over, so I got the goats to come with me to the fence. There was couple of adults and a handful or more of kids. They were asknig questions and went and got a camera and took pictures. They also gave fruit to the goats. When they ran out, one adult said to the other “go get the fruit from the kitchen, pleeeease”. Haha. I hope the humankdis weren’t hoping for fruits today… they all had a good, surprised laugh when Mia ate a banana peel. So that was a lot of sweet fun.
31/1 2020
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Goat butt parade.

31/1 2020
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Entertaining at the fence.

31/1 2020
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Oh dip. I’m not ready to let go.
So I just watched the finale of The Good Place. I knew I was going to like it. I figured I’d probably get a bit emotional. I did not think I would be ugly crying.
I remember when it started airing. I hadn’t heard anything about it at all. But as you know, I have a thing for Kristen Bell. So I figured, eh I’ll look at it. I did not know how amazing, wonderful, funny, sweet, heartful, thought-provoking it would be. So smart, so surprising. So full of love and hope for humanity. I can’t say enough good things about this show, it is utterly wonderful.
THEY HAD A DANISH CHAIR IN THE FINALE.
I mean. How do you even
And I’m not sure any TV show has stabbed me harder in the heart than Kristen Bell going “I was alone my whole life. And I told myself I like it that way. But I don’t.”.
Like looking in a forking mirror. One of those mirrors that makes you look way, way more attractive than you really are to trick you into buying a sweater, or something. You don’t know, man. Unless you lived it. You weren’t there.
That, and seeing Ted Danson with Mary Steenburgen were my biggest crys.
Standing ovation for this show. Can’t recommned it enough. I wish I could wipe my memory so I could watch it again without knowing the amazing twists along the way. I can’t think of any other show that so effortlessly teinvents itself constantly.
Okay, I’ll shut up now.
31/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005.

1/2 2020
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goatlog

1/2 2020
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I dreamt that I met Ted Danson and thanked him for The Good Place and Cheers.
That’s an extremely simplified version of events, but it was still nice.
1/2 2020
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According to the Danish Weather Institute, this January has been the warmest and wettest January in recorded history. The ten day forecast shows all temperatures well above zero. It may in fact turn out to be my first winter with no snow days.
Go go coal!
1/2 2020
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Did a bit of exercise today. For the first time in months. I tell you what, you can really feel how you lose fitness. I used to be able to go for an hour or two and enjoy the effort. Today I struggled to get through 20 minutes. But hey. It’s better than none. Hopefully I can keep at it. I don’t need to get in great shape. I just need to be able to walk to the goats without feeeling like I’m having a heartattack.
1/2 2020
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snoot

1/2 2020
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I hereby announce that I am withdrawing from reality. #Laxit
1/2 2020
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Did you know that the Danish word for ‘sinus’ is ‘bihule’ which literally translates to ‘bee cave’.
So there’s that.
2/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

2/2 2020
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Thank you very much Beverly Fish for the valentines card! You said it’s ‘your attempt at a goat card’. I think it turned out great! Thank you so much for the sweetnes <3!

2/2 2020
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Mia, ever the perfect goat ninja, is perfectly hidden and cannot be seen in this photo.

2/2 2020
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Happy 02022020. Or as Bender would say, the devil’s day.
I am going to bed early to see what dreams may come. Good luck to your sportsteam if you follow the sportsball. I also can’t wait to see those inbetween time sportsbowl commercials for things I’ll never buy. Not to mention the rhythmic performances by singers I don’t like. It sure is a thing that’s going to happen alright.
We all know the game is rigged tho, they aren’t even calling in witnesses.
2/2 2020
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That’s all for now.