Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

20/1 2020
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Not feeling super great. high levels of depression and anxiety, body trembling with nervous energy.
I’m gonna go cook up a pot of soup. So there’s that.
20/1 2020
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Think goat thoughts

20/1 2020
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Goat throughts tho

20/1 2020
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Do you ever feel like you’re a lab rat runnign around a maze chasing that cheese high?
20/1 2020
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That thing when it’s 4:34 am and the thought pops into your head “I should read all the Chronicles of Narnia right now”
20/1 2020
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Today will be a good day.. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

21/1 2020
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Back home from more tech work at the parental domestic unit of allocation.
Don’t think I fixed the problem. Though it got better. Maybe. I don’t know. STOP HARRASSING ME.
Sorry. Feeling stressed. I did all the things I could think of to fix an internet. Not THE internet. You can’t fix the internet. Don’t read the comments and don’t feed the trolls, don’t read the comments and don’t feed the trolls.
So anyway, yes I did that. And it didn’t fix the internet, any of it. So I hooked up their old Windows 7 computer and the internet works fine on that. No problem. So it must be a problem with the new PC, right? Right.
Then I hook the new computer again. How do you hook up a computer? You meet it on grinder and hook up?
So anyway. I was ready to give up for the day and then I start pulling and pushing at cables. And it seemed like pushing the cable into the socket a bit helped. And then I switched the network cable to another port on the router and again it seemed to help. For a few minutes the internet was fine. Then it cut out. But only for a brief moment, not as long as before. And now I don’t know waht’s up or down and I want to grow my hair back so I can tear it out.
Is it a problem with the router? The cables? The PC? Grrrargh.
I have instructed my dad to buy a couple of new network cables, becaus I just want to try that. I know it’s not going tow ork. Why would a new Windows 10 PC be more sensitive to old, worn cables than an old Windows 7 PC?
Sigh. I’m worried I’ll have to send the PC back to the shop and that would be pretty difficult what with our whole family being physically frail and then they’d probably just find no problem and then we’d have to pay a fee for that.
I’m just frustrated because I know I’ll have to call support. Either isp support or pc manufacturer support or both and calling human people stresses me out and really this is what is causing my huge anxiety right now. I’d rather be hit by a truck.I can’t talk to humans, and I can’t even read the letters on the keyboard I’m using and everything is awful RURAL JUROR.
I haven’t even see the goats this week because I’m such a weak wuss that I can’t do more than one thing in a day, if that. I can’t sit for hours away from my home working ona computer and then go to see the goats because that would be TWO things away from the safety of my cave dwelling. I cannot handle the real world.
Anyway. I just had to vent. Please forgive me if you actually read through all that. I’m going to wait for the new network cables to arrive to see if that somehow magically fixes everything.
I just wanted to do something nice for my parents, why does everything always go wrong, oh wait I have soup. I guess I’ll live for now.
21/1 2020
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I don’t like being reminded of what a failure as a human being I am. It’s much nicer with the goats, I can pretend I’m a bigshot and great at everything and succesful because I got 11,000 Likes and I can be funny and share the goats womst are awesome.
Then I have to do real lifing and I’m like a cranky baby who just wants a nap and everything to go away.
21/1 2020
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to put a happier post on top of the Lassefeed, here’s Maureen rolling in the mud. I always love when the horses start rolling around.
link: Horse roll video
21/1 2020
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Oh, I just realized. The site where we bought the new computer. Has email support. I suppose I might as well shoot them an email and ask if they have any ideas about the network problem. I mean, it’s a way to postpone having to call someone..
Also, I am heading off to the bedspace now. Into dreams where everything is better, the sweet release of the dark night.
Thank you everyone for the support. i’m glad I can have your support on Facebook, so I don’t have to call you.
Hope all is well with you all. May the soup be with you.
21/1 2020
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Oh, just a quick update. I just called my parents to check on things. And it seems teh cable swapping I did has helped the considerably. A couple of tiny dropouts but otherwise the internet seems to have worked ok after I left.
So that..’s good. Maybe I can avoid suppor calls and stuff. We’ll see how it goes. Crossign all my fingers that it’ll keep working. That would be a huge relief.
Could have caused some other problems, though. But . Hey, progress.
Now, I’m going to go dream.
Thank you all for beating with me. As a gift, please accept this imaginry wooden idol carved in the shape of a heathen deity that improves.. I don’t know, let’s say dental problems.
Don’t forget to brush it off!
21/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

22/1 2020
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Aww. Rest in peace, Terry Jones. Thanks for all the laughs. Thanks for the company as I watched endless vhs apes through lonely years, thanks for helping shape my sense of humour and life with the pythons.
22/1 2020
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The 80s was a fell of a drug

22/1 2020
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Thank you all for the kindness you show me.
I love you guise
22/1 2020
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The Automatic Content Prevention System blocked [5662725] words from this user regarding current American polical issues.
22/1 2020
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Here’s a little Lily for the goat crowd

22/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2006.

23/1 2020
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Good goat times today. Ahh, good to be back where I belong. Networking with goats.
Lots of fun. The goats got into a bit of “Everyone butt heads and run around mood”. They all sprinted away from me and around the corner. Normally they’d come sprinting right back to me. But they didn’t. And no response to my calls and whistles. Hmm, okay I figured they’d ran into their pen. So I went to check there. Nope. Then I turned my head and there they were, they’d run to the pen and then around the building, coming full circle. Silly goaties, keeping uncle on his toes.
We had some nice visitors too. And no tragedies. Even though Milo was standing on a table while I woman was sitting with a kid at it. She had idea how close she was to complete annihilation by the mauling beast.
She had the sweetest little boy, he was called Elias. He went around and gave all the goats kissy kissies on their back. That was about the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Seemed like he was quite a handful for his mother, though. He kept running around and ignoring what she was telling him to do. Kids and goats. They never listen.
23/1 2020
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Goat butt parade

23/1 2020
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Well, that was the last of the soup. No more soup. Out of soup.
Why does everything bad always happen to me?
Thoughts and prayers, please.
23/1 2020
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Stealth mode

23/1 2020
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I don’t get the glorification of guns. You’re weak if you need guns.
Well, that’s not completely fair. But it just bugs me. it’s that old thing about how in America you see violence everywhere, in Europe you see sex. I’m not sure if it’s still that way, since magazines are probably dead and gone by now. But when I was a kid there were nudies in the tabloids, there were porn mags in the newsstands. Nudity in tv and movies. I know it can be uncomfortable, but your kids aren’t going to become deviants by seeing a pair of tits. Being scared of cocks and pussies is dumb. You should be scared of guns. You should provide proper sexual education and means of protection so your kids don’t get pregnant. And then you should make it so they don’t get shot by guns in school.
Why is Scandinavia always ranking highest in the happy polls? Why are there no school shootings in Denmark?
Take away their education, take away their abortions and protections, put guns in their reach. Fucking dumb.
But what do you expect from a country that doesn’t want to hear the evidence in an impeachment trial. Where it’s a bigger crime to get a blowjob in the oval office than to… well you know, all the fucking things that knut does. fuck fuck shit
#Nosleeptillunfriended
23/1 2020
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Sup? Did you shirtpost on facebook again?

23/1 2020
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On further thought…
I do understand the glorification of guns. To be fair. When I was a kid I ran aroudn with the other boys in my class and we played “war”. Which basically consisted of us running around with toy guns and going “BAND YOU’RE DEAD”. And remember when I got a big plastic unfoldable bazooka, I think it was a Rambo thing. Pretty cool. I don’t think any of us boys turned into murdrers. And I understand guns are cool. Violence is cool, in art and entertainment. Whether it’s gritty realism or scienc fentasy lasers.
We got all that in Denmark. So violence in tv doesn’t turn society to a gunfight at the alamo. I’m not either saying that it has no effect on kids, I’m not a professor.
I’m saying we see the same movies and TV and play the same games in Denmark as you do in America. And we do have crime in Denmark. Serious crime. Potential terrorism. But no school shootings. And when some is shot to death it is a Big Deal. Headline news.
So what I’m trying to say is, Denmark is better than America and you should be ashamed. Also the pee tape is real and every single Republican senator would ask his mistress to get an abortion if she got pregnant. The only ones that wouldn’t are the ones who are too busy being gay in airport bathrooms in between going to bible meetings.
So hopefully I have offended enough people now. Make America Not The Worst Again!
23/1 2020
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Hi, we’re sending the human to bed now. So it’ll be all quiet from here now. Make Facebook Not About Politics Again!

23/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s little Fuzzy for your Friday.

24/1 2020
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Thank you very much Chad Raven for the surprise! A super cool shirt pin. This is the symbol of the Fsociety group from a little show you might have heard me raving about, Mr Robot.
I shall make sure to wear this when I take down the man and fight the power! Thank you!

24/1 2020
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goatlog, from last summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch.
24/1 2020
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Hello, do you have an invitation? This is a very exclusive club. I can’t let you in without an invitation. Either that or a bag of peanuts.

24/1 2020
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The Good Place! THE GOOD PLACE!!
I’m gonna miss this forking show.
24/1 2020
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When the animals revolt, I hope their social media will be full of pictures of them posing with dead human tropy bodies.
25/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

25/1 2020
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Twelve years on Facebook. For all the bad I have to say about fb, I am glad I got here. And that you all found me.
25/1 2020
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Watched the first episode of the new Picard show. ‘s good! Mmm. I only wish it could have been a whole hour of just Picard in his castle doing wine farming. I’d be all in on that. I just love Picard. I don’t like the Star Trek reboot. They could have made Picard more retro, I would have liked that. But it’s good. It’s Picard. I want all the Picard.
25/1 2020
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Field of goat dreams.

25/1 2020
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Hulloh?

25/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

26/1 2020
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goatlog

26/1 2020
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I dreamt in cartoon form. I’m not sure that’s ever happened before.
26/1 2020
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26/1 2020
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Baby Cthulhu doo doo doo doo doo doo
26/1 2020
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Oh, so abortion is cool when it’s a Satanic Pregnancy?
Fucking double standards of this administration have no limits..
26/1 2020
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Hello? Goats.

26/1 2020
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Damn, Kobe Bryant. I have zero point zero interest in that sport, but that is a sad, sad way to go so young. Life’s a bummer.
26/1 2020
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Damn, Kobe Bryant. I have zero point zero interest in that sport, but that is a sad, sad way to go so young. Life’s a bummer.
26/1 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

13/1 2020
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ood goat times today. The mud was back to being very muddy. I wish it would spring soon. Although, I guess there will have to be some kind of frost before that. Are we going to get any snow at all this winter? Who knows! Not me!
Got the goats out, but with all that mud they prefer getting into the flowerbeds rather than anything else. Which means lots of me running around trying to keep them out and trying not to have a heartattack. I am not vert fit right now…
We had a cute little visitor. A little girl who stood about face-to-face height with Mia. And her and her mother were giving cuddles to Mia. Reminded me, once again, of how sweet grandma was with visitors. And how after she passed Mia has taken on that role so well. Just standing there and letting the little girl poke and prod her.
I think the girl got a little Milo brawler too, but nothing serious. When they left all the 3 newbies were standing in a huddle, bleating after them. “Come back, you didn’t give us treats!”
13/1 2020
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Goat butt parade.

13/1 2020
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Hmm, I wonder what’s in there..

13/1 2020
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Knuckleheads

13/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

14/1 2020
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… gone a year nowm our Mio. One of the worst days of my life. I miss you, you crazy old goat. Tender and sweet. Stubborn and mighty. Mother and grandmother of countless wonderful goats. A very special lady, and I loved every hefty pound of her.
Miss you, grandma.
14/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone. With bonus grandma and Palle.

15/1 2020
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I am going to shut down the devices and go offline early today. Planning to sleep a lot. See where the dreams take me. See you some time tomorrow. Dont’ forget, the illuminati is watching you. So make sure they’re not bored.

15/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s grandma with Bruce and Clark from 2014.

16/1 2020
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Did I thank everyone for your grandma reactions? Thank you everyone for your grandma reactions.
It’s a strange thing, the memories. You have to find a way to not feel the devastating pain of loss every time you think of them. It gets easier with time. But sometimes it’s like walking a tightrope. You think back on some lovely memory, you look at an old photo or video, and you smile and you feel hte love and happiness. But all it takes is one false step and you fall into a despairing hole. I suppose it’s still healthy to fele the pain sometimes, as long as you don’t let it overtake you. I prefer to try to think of the happy times. That’s why it’s nice to have hard drives full of happy moments. I have terabytes of happy pictures and videos. It’s a nice thing to have, always a happy memory at your fingertips.
Anyway, I am not sure what the point of this ramble was. Thank you all for taking part in my good times and bad, you are an important part of my experience and memory. I love that I get to share the goats with so many people. Thanks for being part of it, big or small.
16/1 2020
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I think we are down to 3 horses at the playground now. As far as I can tell both Shadow and Luna have left us.
I believe this is Sille on the left. It’s hard for me to tell them apart sometimes. But I’m pretty sure it’s Sille, not Luna.
And then the two darker horses. When I see them together it’s pretty obvious that Black Beauty is completely black (with white spots of course) while Maureen isn’t actually black, more like a dark reddish or however you call it.

16/1 2020
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And here’s a closer look at Black Beauty and Maurren. You can easily tell the colour difference here.

16/1 2020
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Watching you

16/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here are the Ping Pong twins from 2016.

17/1 2020
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Good goat times today. I wasn’t feeling super well. Kind of dizzy and it felt like time was looping in on itself and all the colours had smells. I don’tk now. Not sick, just a weird feeling.
Of course, as soon as I got to the goats that all melted away. It’s like when there’s a lot of noise in your building and you put on some white noise to drown it out. I like putting on a 12 hour loop Enterpirse engine noise. The goats drown out all unhappiness and worry, like magic.
Sunny day. But lots of mud. So much. There was some kind of happening going on at the playground. Lots of parked cars and bikes and people inside. I’m not sure what they were doing. A couple came out to say hi to the goats. We got a bunch of new christmas trees too. I spent some time dragging them around. People just throw them over the fence, since the gate is locked. But that means they end up lying in the mud and wed grass. So I like arranging them beter. Putting some on the pile of branches so they’re off the ground. Some in the gaot house, some in the shelter. One under the goat house where Sky likes to sit. Gives the trees a chance to dry and the goats have several spots to snack on them so everyone gets a chance.
17/1 2020
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Goat butt parade.

17/1 2020
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Milo and Sky, keeping an eye on the cars.

17/1 2020
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Here’s teh christmas tree halfway under the goat house. Kids are already hard at work on it.

17/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Preben from 2012.

18/1 2020
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Good soup times today.
My brother’s birthday is on Monday, so we all got together for a soupy celebration today. Yum yum. Good stuff, and now I have soup leftovers for a few days. The gift that keeps on giving.
I was there on another errand too, but I’ll write a bit about that later on I think. For now, happy birthday Peter and happy soup Lasse!
18/1 2020
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So, the other reason I was over at my parents’ today was computer duty. They have been running a Windows 7 system, and hashtag RIPWindows7. So I helped them find a new computer and was going to set it up for them. Running Windows 10. Hashtag RIPMySanity. It did not go as well as I’d hoped. Even backing up the stuff from their old computer took way longer than I’d expected. And then hooking up the new computer and setting up… Jesus christus. i’ll spare you the 50 paragraphs of rants about Windows 10.
My original plan was to get the computer sent to my place and set it up here and then have it moved over to my parents’s place. I probably should have done that, because it would have been much nicer working on it at home with plenty of time. It’s just kind of painful to try to get everything to work when you literally can’t see the screen… Face right next to the screen with a big magnifying glass.. slow and annoying and difficult.
I spent hours on it and still didn’t really get it finished probably. There was some kind of network problem. The internet connection would work for a minute, then drop out for 30 seconds, then work for 30 seconds and on and on. I also didn’t get the printer to work.
I’m hoping the internet problem will magically fix itself.. maybe the router needs to.. get adjusted to.. windows 10… it could happen!
Well whatever. I’ll need to go back to do more work on it all.
Hopefully I’ll get it all working okay. Maybe we’ll need ISP support, we’ll see. I’m glad I can help my parents with it, though. They help me with so much.
And also, soup.
19/1 2020
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Visually impaired working on Windows 10, it feels like you’re standing at the bottom of mount everest defending yourself against an avalanche with just a rolled up niewspaper.
NOT TO BE DRAMAT
19/1 2020
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Thirtysomething years later this still pops into my head every now and then.
You kids can keep your nintendostationboxes.. Commodore 64ever
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWkT180hNLE
19/1 2020
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And if you’re here for the goat content. Here’s Nuller and Lily shooting a commercial for Apple.
Call me, Apple.

19/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

19/1 2020
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It’s soup o’clock.
yummy yum yum video
19/1 2020
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These aren’t the grapes of wrath, are they?

19/1 2020
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I don’t think Nuller has ever tried grapes before. Do you think he wants some?

19/1 2020
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Sassy’s trying out a grape too.

19/1 2020
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I am tuning out for today. Not gonna lie, the parental computer problem is stressing me out a bit. Also *points at everything* the world.
I’m gonna go on a dreamquest. Please enjoy this Nuller while i’m away.

19/1 2020
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That’s all for now.