Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

6/1 2020
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Listening to music to drown out the voices in my head
6/1 2020
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Oh no, Sky. Did you have a little accident? Oh wait, that doesn’t look like goat berries..

6/1 2020
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I have not been feeling super great today. Sad and tired and the world is on fire and war and disaster and I just want to go back to my dream of the beach.
Sometimes I don’t know if it’s the depression or the reality that’s getting to me.
Hopeless hobo shapeless hippo homeless mofo
7/1 2020
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Think goat thoughts

7/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

7/1 2020
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Good goat times today. One of those days where I had to force myself out the door. It’s always worth it, seeing the goats. But it’s still hard when depression is telling you to go to bed.
But I got out and had fun. Right from the get-go. I guess I didn’t close the gate properly when I went in to put my backpack in the goat house. Because suddenly I heard laughter from some people walking down the path next to the goat pen. “You know the goats are out, right?” someone said to me. Yeah, either the gate swung open or they pushed it open. Because they were already heading out.
gotta keep the human on his toes.
Jacob was walking around with a group of people, they were on a tour of the place. So they got to say hi to the goats too. And there were some visiting kids too. They got to pet Milo. Without incident. Mostly because I was scratching his rump while they were petting him. If I keep him preoccupied with scratchies then he usually behaves. So those kids didn’t even know how lucky they were. 1 they got to pet Milo, and 2 they didn’t get mauled by Milo.
Not too bad. The best place to be to forget your worries.
7/1 2020
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Ps. My goat’s breath smells like pine.

7/1 2020
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Btw, I know gobal warming is a hoax made by the Chinese to scare Americans into buyin exttra sunscreen,
but it’s been a warm winter so far. Looking at the 9 projection forecast thing, there is not a single day below 5C/41F. This is the middle of January. January and February are usually our coldest months. I’m sure the cold will come in at some point, but I can’t remember a single day below zero this winter, only a few nights. I haven’t had to wear my skull cap under my regular cap or my gloves. Let alone my battery heated underwear.
So, thank you coal miners and farting cows. Keep Denmark warm. But lay off Australia, plz.
7/1 2020
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The High Republic?
Star Wars gon get blazed yo. Puff puff.
7/1 2020
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Goat butt parade.

7/1 2020
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Hmm, the door is open! Dare we go in?
Funnily enough, Mia, Milo and Sky sleep in there. But they usually go out through another door. So I’m not sure they realised that it’s actually their own bedroom in there. They are so sensitive to changes and things our of the ordinary. Mia was staring in through that do for a long time. Is there food or danger?

7/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

8/1 2020
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War, never been so much fun
go to your brother kill him with your gun leave him lying in his uniform dying in the sun

8/1 2020
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goatlog

8/1 2020
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This is one of Sky’s favourite places to stand. Out of the mud, away from the newbies. On the tire in the corner.

8/1 2020
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Fell into a latenight youtube portal watching old cartoons. Transformers, Masters of the Universe, GI Joe. That stuff wasn’t aired on the one/two national channels in Denmark when I was a kid. Only on satellite chanels. But sometimes when we went on summer vacation to Sweden, or other places, we could get those channels in the summer home. So there’s a huge sense of summer vacation nostalgia connected to them now. I collected all of those toys, but rarely got to watch the cartoons.
And I know the cartoons are kinda crappy. But. To me they still look better than the modern cgi stuff. Just like the old Disney movies. Not that cgi stuff can’t be good. But I just prefer the hand-drawn look. Even the crummy hand-drawn look.
Yeah yeah, everything is better today. BUT DOES IS IT?!
Get off my lawn etc.
9/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2006.

9/1 2020
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Sassy vs Gravity 2: Too Much Junk In The Trunk

9/1 2020
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Well, I’m not feeling so great. Sad and spiritless. The world is going to heck. Yeah, I said it. Heck. Heck I say. 409 que? i’m tired of it all, and making bad choices and I’m tired. Going to go dream it away. If there’s one think i’ve learned in life it’s that not facing your problems is the best way to solve them!
See you tomorrow for breakfast in the bunker #WW3
lmb
9/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2005.

10/1 2020
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Oh the dow is up? I guess we don’t have to care about the refugees, the nazism, the misoginy, the environment. It’s like Jesus always said ‘get paid and fuck the weak and the poor’, You can learn to tolerayte a lot when your heart is just a greed machine. Now let’s send all lower classes off to war so we can create some more generations of vets to ignore. They shoulda invested in 409 que down if they wanted to be able to treat their ptsd.
10/1 2020
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You gotta be a goat to get this close to me.

10/1 2020
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…whereas the only republican heads exploding are their kids getting shot in school smdh
10/1 2020
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Nuller on a lifeboat in the mud.

10/1 2020
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The Good Place is back. Suck it, reality.
10/1 2020
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Goat butt parade, with human conductor.

10/1 2020
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Thank you so much Keiko Murakami ! I love your drawings so much. As you also said in the card, the auntie one is one of my alltime favourites as well. Happysad wonderfulness. I hope the goaties smile when they think of me… And then baby uncle in the pizza box haha. And season greetings from the drummer Cash. I do love a good goat pa rump. You always make me happy with your art, I am greatful to be the recipient of such lovely pieces!

11/1 2020
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Personal space is overrated.

11/1 2020
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Hey, remember Too Many Cooks?
If you did, then I just fixed that for you!
11/1 2020
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Shutting down the devices early today. You kids behave while I’m gone. Don’t make me turn this timeline around. I’ll do it. I will not tolerayte any mishbehyour. This is your final warning. Dont’ test me. i am untestable. I am detestable. I will not be mocked. THESE PRETZ
11/1 2020
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Today will be a good day .Happy Funday everyone.

12/1 2020
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My sincerest grattitude to Shauna Hackler and Beverly Fish for the lovely cards! Thank you for thinking of me and giving me a reason to smile. Love your lovely little goaties, Shauna, and your sweet, sweet thoughts, Bevely!

12/1 2020
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goatlog

12/1 2020
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What does Thor the god of thunder have in common?
The hammering, I imagine. Constant hammering.
12/1 2020
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Where’s Sky?

12/1 2020
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That’s not how you use a table, Mia.

12/1 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
Last Mio Monday of the year. I can’t deny, when I look back on 2019 losing dear garndma is going to be the biggest headline. I miss her, all her funny ways and sweet affections.

30/12 2019
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Snerp?

30/12 2019
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I hear loud bagpipes and steel drums outside.
Avenge me
30/12 2019
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Sassy’s out for a walk.

30/12 2019
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yeah it is
link: mr Robot article
30/12 2019
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Alright, I am heading into the fog. Tomorrow is the big day. Yes, that’s right. I’m finally trimming my toenails. DON’T WAIT UP

30/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day and New Year’s eve. Stay safe out there.

31/12 2019
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My Resolution for 2020 is to be Baby Yoda so everyone will love me.
31/12 2019
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The year is running out. Thank you to all of you for being part of my year. I am happy that so many people care about me. Thankful for you guys, for goats and for family.
It hasn’t been the best of years. The state of the world has been getting to me a lot. And losing grandma Mio was a hard blow. I gained the 3 newbies, and it was especially lovely to get a little baby Nuller. Baby goats are the bset thing and bonding with him and seeing him grow was lovely. Lily a sweet and affectionate little lady. Sassy a big and bossy lady. My princess Mia and her adopted kids Milo and Sky. Wouldn’t know what to do without them.
Hopefull 2020 will be okay. I’m not asking fora nything great. Just and end to misery and maybe to win the lottery. You never know.
It would be pretty impressive since I don’t play the lottery. But I’m a straight white male, I’m entitled to it all.
I don’t know what’s to become of the world, or me. I’m not overly positive. But hey, tomorrow’s not likely to be very different from today. Here’s to another rotation, keep it spinning.
31/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day and happy 2020 everybody.

1/1 2020
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Good goat times today. First of the decade. I did not feel like going at all. Tired and paranoid about fireworks. There has been a lot of stories in the news this holday about people firing fireworks at each other and sttrangers. I’m not sure if it’s just the media trying to hype things up or if it has actually gotten worse. But it’s made me want to go outside even less. At least heading out in the morning meant all the hoodlums that stayed up late blowing shit up were probably still in bed. I did not encounter anything other than a ton of spent fireworks and containers everywhere. But I had to get out to see the goats. I always worry about them on New Year’s. They’re always fine, but I always worry.
They were fine. Thankfully. They were already out when I got there and they all seemed perfectly normal. They probably had a bit of a scary night what with all the explosions at midnight. Even though they live in a better neighbourhood now, there will still have been a lot of noise. I’m glad nothing bad happened, though. Here’s hoping 2020 will be a good goat year with no sad happenings. Maybe we can has a hot summer and just goofy happiness. That’d be nice.
There was a young lady tending to the horses when I got there. I’m not sure if I have seen her before, but she seemed very nice and wished me a happy new year, in English. And there were several visitors, couples with little kids and they got some good goat petting and fed them some carrots and apples.
I’m glad I got out. I hope you all got through the festivities without problems. And I hope you will all have a good year. I feel like there have been a lot, too many, sad animal news the last couple of months. I hope there will be less of that in 2020. Love the ones you love, a lot, while you can. Love you loves.
1/1 2020
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It’s a new dawn

1/1 2020
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My New Year resolution is 1600×1024
150% dpi
1/1 2020
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We got a couple of christmas trees already! Goat munchies.

1/1 2020
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Remember when the fraggle stopped eating the doozer buildings and the doozer were sad and no I’m not crying, no I’m not humming to the fraggle rock theme NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
1/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

2/1 2020
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goatlog

2/1 2020
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First goat butt parade of the decade,

2/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.

3/1 2020
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Had an appointment with the skin doctor this morning. *googles* with the dermatologist this morning. Seems I have some eczema between my fingers. And I may have some allergies. I have to do a round of allergy tests in a couple of months. So that’s swell.
Well, we’ll see how it goes. At least a gofling dimwit isn’t starting World War III right now. Hold on, lemme check twitter.
Oh ffs
3/1 2020
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Sweetielily

3/1 2020
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Look, we’re the six dwarves now. Don’t ask. Also, do you have any barbecue sauce?
3/1 2020
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What a year, huh?
Lemon, it’s January 3rd.
3/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s little Vanilje and mama Mathilde from 2006.

4/1 2020
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So glad to see Jared’s work to solve the Middle East is going so well.
4/1 2020
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Watch our behind you, Sky, the dragon is after you!
Game Of Goats

4/1 2020
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Found a bounty in the mailbox! Thank you so much for thecards Deborah Ladd (love the pics!) and Kathleen Murphy and for the card and lucky charm Debbie Wilkins !
You’re much too nice, I appreciate you thinking of me! Also got the card my dad sent to me well before christmas. It’s supposed to be day-to-day delivery in Denmark, no wonder our postal service is going bankrupt!
Love you alls!

4/1 2020
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Today willl be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

5/1 2020
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I had a highly erotic dream about Buffy Summers and Dylan McKay.
I miss the 90s…
It was a pretty bonkers dreams. It turned into one of those ‘running like crazy dreams’ and I hijacked a boat and there were hieroglyphs glowing in the air and it turned semi lucid and it was all kinds of crazy.
I wish I could live in dreams.
5/1 2020
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The goating fields

5/1 2020
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goatlog

5/1 2020
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Congrats to my brother for being smokefree. I didn’t think I’d see the day, he’s been smoking for as long as I can remember. Even with a bad cough and risinh health problems he didn’t stop. But he seems to have managed it now. Good job!
5/1 2020
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“The United States just spent Two Trillion Dollars on Military Equipment”
Cool. how much are you going to spend on gofundmes of vets and people without healthcare? The world is burning, you don’t want to help refugees, your kids are murdering endangered animals, you’re threatening war crimes on twitter. Jesus fucking christ, satan standing on the shoulders of evangelicals. Pleased to meat ya.
5/1 2020
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Sitting in the pub with Ford Prefect. The Vogon ships filling the skies. Do you ever feel like it’s the end of days, do you ever feel like there’s no hope for humanity? Do you ever feel a dull ache in the back of your head as you fall to the ground and they take your wallet and run, take the money and run take the money.
Of course, we might not need the aliens to do the dirty work for us. Global stirfrying. Out of the frying pan and into the climate change. Clinking champagne glasses at the apocalypse. Frontrow seats to the armageddon. Ragnarok’n’roll. The Brits are coming! The refugees are coming! Over the wall and under the bridge. Meningitis kiss and bird flu, don’t forget to wash your hands after the barbecue.
Extinction level event. Where’s your head at, where’s your head at. Scared monkeys in the zoo, walking fish descendants, inbred warmongers, sacks of puss and water, carrying the disease and waiting to expire. Go buy yourself an afterlife, asshole. Money in the bank, see if you can bribe st peter.
low flying panic attack

5/1 2020
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Nothing to see here, Sky.

5/1 2020
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That’s all for now.