Today will be a good day. HappY Mio Monday everyone.

23/12 2019
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It’s time to put on the last two episodes of Mr Robot.
See you on the other side, friend. If I make it.
23/12 2019
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Mr Robot finale managed to out-trip Twin Peaks and make me cry. 10/10
23/12 2019
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You change the world by being part of it. You make it beautiful by seeing its beauty. You make it funny by laughing at it.
Sometimes I don’t have a lot of hope for the world. But I hope… the amassed weight of our existence will pull it into a better orbit some day.
We’re all just pigs in the shit.
Oink oink, motherfuckers.

23/12 2019
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“One day, from his sniper nest, Gallagher shot a girl in a flower-print hijab who was walking w/ other girls on the riverbank. She dropped, clutching her stomach, & the other girls dragged her away”.
Pardoned by Trump. I still don’t understand why any president, be it Obama or Trump, should have the power to pardon people? I just don’t understand, why should a President be above the law and have that kind of power?
It’s one thing if you pardon someone for.. I don’t know, charitable reasons. Like if their crime was something that used to be a crime but is now no longer considered a crime. Or for social reasons, like a grandmother who has served many years. Stuff like that. But this? Contemporary crimes with no extenuating circumstances?
I just. Don’t. Understand. And that’s not even going into the idea of a president being able to pardon people who did something that benefitted the president, or to gather goodwill from certain factions. Like I wonder if the good conservatie veterans are happy that this sniper got pardoned? If I were military I’d want people like that fucking locked up because they make soldiers look bad. But I can imagine some people twiting this into ‘Trump supports us military’ bla bla.
Like cops looking out for cops, even though you’d think good cops would want the bad cops off streets. I don’t know. Ugh. Humans 23/12 2019
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Stick with goats, Lasse.

23/12 2019
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Alrightey then. I’m going to call it a day.
*points* it’s a day!
Tomorrow is Christmas in Denmark. So while I go sleep I expect you to listen to the best Danish Christmas song of all time on repeat until I’m back. There WILL be a test, so make sure you listen to the lyrics.

23/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day eveyone.

24/12 2019
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Good Christmastimes today.
Back from celebrating the jolly day with the fam. Our traditional christmas pork roast. I’m not proud of it, but I’m only human. Can’t give up on Christmas. Just mom and pop and bro and me. Risalamande for dessert. It was totally rigged, dad got the almond. I’m demanding a recount, pretty sure the russians hacked it. Of course, even though my brother and I are almost 80 years combined, we’re still the kids. So we got the marzipan prizes. That’s how we roll.
Got to sit in a comfy chair and watch the Disney christmas show too. And then I spent some time with dad, taking their DVD player apart. A disc was stuck in the system. We managed to take it apart and get the disc out, but the player is still malfunctioning. Maybe we can get santa to do an emergency delivery, I think they’ll need a new one.
Hope you’re all having a happy holiday out there, whether you’re celebrating today, tomorrow, or not at all or something different. Hope you get something nice under the mistletoe.
(pictured: some elf from 2013)

24/12 2019
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For the newer friends who don’t know what the fam looks like, here we are from 2017. I should get a new photo taken. Maybe next christmas.
That’s me on the left, if you couldn’t tell by the hat.
Bill Murray Christmas yall.
24/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day and merry Christmas where it applies everyone.

25/12 2019
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Hope you’re enjyong the holidays

25/12 2019
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Thank you so much CarolAnn Ellis for the wonderful package! The photos don’t do the cards justice, they are so very beautiful. That albino deer is so neat! Merry Christmas!

25/12 2019
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I know not everyone will agree but I still put forth that American comedy peaked with this.

25/12 2019
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I’m switching off for today. Enjoy your chrishmash if you’re celebrating today. Otherwise just enjoy the arbritrary rotation of the space rock you’re stuck on.
Hope everyone is well out there. Thank you everyone who’s expressed seasonal greetings, in the mail or over the electronic pathways. I appreciate that there are people who care about me, in some little way. My mental state has been downwards trending for the last few months, but as long as there are people who care about me then I can’t be allowed to not care about me. Add two cups of water and stir until frothy. Allow 2-4 weeks for delivery and please submit your contact information after the beep. Your call is very important to us. Our operatives are standing by to receive your orders. As seen on TV, if you buy it and place the box on top of your TV. Don’t forget to unplug during extended periods of inaactvity. There may be a slight discolouring around the edges, this is not a sign of the apocalypse. We are aware of the problem and are working overtime to fix it. This concludes today’s broadcast. Now please stand for the national anthem.
25/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

26/12 2019
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My favourite pizza place is closed. Probably won’t be open again until next year. Thoughts and prayers, plz.
When I look at the txt file where I keep track of my budget and purchases, I can see that in December I have only spent about half as much on pizza as I usually do. Because soup. I hope they haven’t gone bankrupt without my business.
26/12 2019
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Remember, this is the time to be naughty. You’ve got your presents for this year. Santa can’t start his new lis until 2020 begins. You’re homefree. It’s basically The Purge.
26/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s a goat siesta from 2014, with Herman, Palle, Mia, Mio and Kamel.

27/12 2019
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Good goat times today. There must have been some serious mistletoe in the air or something, because things got very goofy. Lily and Sassy were doing their best impressions of bucks. Especially Lily. Blubbering like those comedy videos you see on the youtube. I can’t remember ever seeing Lily do that before. Certainly not like today. She would’t shut up. It was hard not to laugh. Sometimes she’d start doing her regular bleat and then halfway through it would turn into a buckish blubber. There was a good deal of tail wagging and some humping headbutting too. So I imagine it’s a hormone thing. But I’ve never seen them like that. Nuller seemed a little puzzled too. ‘What’s up with my does?!’.
I don’t know man. Maybe someone fed them weed instead of weeds.
We had some nice visitors stopping by, several adults with kids who got to pet the goats. One boy got a little Milo encounter. His grandma was nice about it and just laughed, and protected her grandkid from the goat devil. “He must be a little morning grumpy” she explained to her grandon. Hah yeah. He’s a little morning grumpy all day long. But it was all fine and in good fun.
27/12 2019
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Weirdos

27/12 2019
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Looks like the workers are gone. Those mobile homes they had put there on the grass are gone at least. Maybe they just left for the holidays? Or maybe they’re done with the wor they were doing. We’ll see I guess. But it opened up some previously untouched patches of grass for the goats to go through.

27/12 2019
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Goat butt parade

27/12 2019
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Milo’s mugshot.
Yeah, don’t try to pull that “I’m just a goofy, innocent goat” look. We know the truth.

27/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s 3B from 2006, with a very young me. Back when I looekd 13 instead of 15.

28/12 2019
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Thumbs up: My favourite pizza place is surprisngly open today!
Thumbs down: Constant fireworks and loud music. I don’t mean to be a grinch but holidays suck and humans are dumb, bah humbug.
Hope the pizza comes soon.
28/12 2019
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I love you all, but Keiko. Keiko is like the topping on the pizza. You’re the top, Keiko!
28/12 2019
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Finished the last episode of The Mandalorian. Kudos to Favreau, he put together a great show. I do wish some of the storytelling had been a little more.. complex. But all in all, a great ride. So much fun, great action, great fan service and a baby Yoda that took everyone by storm. And not just baby Yoda, I forking loved Kuuil and the IG unit. Nurse droid, ahaha. I loved the way he moved.
So yeah, super satisfying. Star Wars isn’t necessarily an easy thing to do these days.. It can be very divisive. But i’ve seen almost exclusively positive reactions to this show.
Bring on season 2. No please, do it, do it now.
“do the magic hands thing”
28/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

29/12 2019
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goatlog

29/12 2019
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Here’s Maureen and Black Beauty. I am not sure whomst is whomst. Maybe BB on the left?

29/12 2019
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Update from my dad: he’s doing much better. Sounds like the after effects of his fall(s) are pretty much gone. He’s still got some physical issue, but it sounded like he was much improved. So that’s good.
…oh and I can’t remember if I have mentioned it or not, but I think my brother is doing well too. Last I heard his test scores were as good as we’d want them to be. So that’s good too.
29/12 2019
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I’m going to turn off the machines for tonight. Not gonna lie, I’m ready for the year to be over. One day at a time.
Thanks everyone for the family well wishes. Our wells run deep. Well well well. Over and out.
29/12 2019
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

16/12 2019
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Good goat times today. I had a foot therapy appointment early in the morning. So I was out walking along the highway in the dark. That was not fun. But hey, I survived. And I survived running arounc, chasing goats out of the flowerbeds. Being jumped by Nuller. All in good fun and goats.
Now, I have a batch of soup to finish off.
16/12 2019
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Here’s today’s goat butt parade.

16/12 2019
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He’s… playing a text adventure.
To… destory the world? Make a new world?
He’s playing a TEXT ADVENTURE.
I love Mr Robot so much. So fucking much. Name me one other show that has had ALF and text adventures in them? This is insane.
God damn I miss text adventures. You can keep your x box x series x one x xxx x x markes the spot.
And Elliot’s thoughts about self hatred and the love of others healing him.. I feel it so hard. I’m not a leet hacker, but the self hatred and non existant social skills. That’s so me.
Anyway. Gotta get back to watching the episode. I just had to take a second to scream to the world that he’s playing a text adventure.
16/12 2019
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When you hear your neighbours drilling in the walls do you ever worry that they’ll drill the whole way through by accident and that they can hear and see everything you’re doing and that you’ll have to start wearing pants?
16/12 2019
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they feel something for me that I can’t…
they love me

16/12 2019
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Milo dancing around the upsidedown christmas tree.

16/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

17/12 2019
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Thank you so much Angeline Slaats for the wonderful package! That put a big smile on my face. Two wonderful goat books. I had a quick flip through them, tons and tons of lovely goat photos! Especially all the little babies! I’m going to enjoy looking through those. And the thermal socks feel super comfy and warm. They’ll come in handy. I mean, footy. And the card, with a very beautiful message inside. Thank you so much. I am glad there are people like you around, taking care of animals in need. I wish there were more like you, and I wish I could do a fraction of what you do. Thank you <3!

17/12 2019
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When you’re tired but you forgot to bring a pillow.

17/12 2019
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Remember when the most powerful man in the world said he couldn’t have assaulted a woman because she wasn’t attractive enough.
So you better hope your daughters wives and mothers are ugly. Or stay at home in the kitchens instead of mingling with presidents, comedians, news anchors, or men in general I guess.
I will never understand how some people wanted, and still want, this kind of person in charge. I don’t even care if that new China trade deal is good or bad for the economy. Is your soul sale? Are you okay with your daughter/wife/mother being abused as long as she gets a financially beneficial settlement? It doesn’t fucking matter anymore if Trump is a good or bad President, if he’s better than Lincoln or Washington. He’s a crooked piece of shit dirtbag. I’m sure Hitler could have made a prosperous world, for everyone who didn’t end up in the gas chambers. It doesn’t fucking matter if you benefit from his policies when it puts people like Stephen Miller in positions of power. Who gives a shit if you can afford a second car when there are people living on the streets? Who gives a shit if your health care when others have to gofundme their cancer treatments. If all you care about is yourself then don’t come crying when your daughter/wife/mother gets raped. Or your son/husband/father gets shot in the street because some punk in the street thinks they have the right to take what they want. When your kids gets shot in the schools because disturbed people have easier access to guns than mental care.
And I know I keep saying it , but it pains me how republicans who claim to care about animals are okay with the destruction of the environment and animal rights. It’s so fucking easy to sit and say “oh I cry more when the dog dies in a movie than when a human dies”. BUT YOU’RE PASSSING LAWS TO SHOOT HIBERNATING BEARS IN THE FACE and drill the alaska and kill the bees, and import the ivory, and keep polluting even though everyone else has accepted global warming is real. And on and on and on. Cry for the real world if you cry for bambi’s mother. Your letting them rape nature too.
He put a guy who had lobbied to disband the epa in charge of the epa. How much do you think your environment is getting protected?
You can close your eyes when the dog dies in the movie, doesn’t help to close your eyes and cry fake news when the world burns.

18/12 2019
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Did you see anything, Nuller? No, I didn’t see anything either. *waves hand* these are not the facebook updates you’re looking for.

18/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

18/12 2019
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Since today is thanksgiving, and since I don’t understand the concept of time or how calendars work, I’d just like to express my grattitude to you all out there. As I said just now in a comment thread on the other side of the planet, it’s easy to forget that there are good people out there when all you see is a big flaming turd everytime you look at the news or social media.
You gotta believe the good still outweighs the bad. And eventually we’llf ind the constant and the universe will course correcvt and we’ll head to our destiny, and then time will start over and we’ll continue the alderson loop.
Anyway, as I was saying. I am not always good at expressing emotions, reciprocating attention, being present in the moment, spelling words correctly befoer I have started typing the next one, etc. I am thankful for those who have chosen to be part of, or been chosen, or stumbled blindly into, my life. Some of you don’t know the darkness in my past, present, and future. Some of you do. But I appreciate the light you bring to me. All my own voices in my head say negative things, all the voices you guys add to the mix are positive. Eventually it heals and hopefully outweighs the bad. I appreciate you. Even if we disagree about stuff. I know I get heated sometimes when I let off steam, especiaally when the politics get to me. I am sorry if I offend, or annoy, or just bore you. I am thankful for those who agree witth me, and I’m thankful for those who don’t but who choose to remain part of the puzzle. And I don’t blame those who have to leave. It’s the circle of life, and you can’t always jam all the shapes into the wrong holes. Wait, what? I think I need a train conductor cos this thing has gone off the rails.
Anyway, thank you for indulging the madness. Don’t forget to collect your complimentary gift basket on the way out. Your call is very important to us.
18/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Fuzzy from 2016.

19/12 2019
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Yeah, the bombs are falling but have you seen the ratings? Don’t cut the feed, look at your neighbourhood burning, we are live streaming the apocalpyse. A round table discussion about how to make ends meet in a schorched earth scenario, the weather is in the 200s but there’s no sun under the toxic sky. A slight risk of chemical fallout, drive safely out there on the thunder roads. Here comes the big one, thanks to our sponsors. We’ll be right back after this mess
19/12 2019
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I got soup!
Shoutout to mom and pop for being righteous and spoiling me more than I deserve.
Especially dad, who insisted on getting it made and bringing it over. DESPITE HIM FALLING AGAIN. Sheesh. He’s ok. I don’t think I mentioned that he went back to the emergency room because the pains got worse? When he was there first he was supposed to get x-rays done but the person who looked at him said it wasn’t necessary. This time they did take x-rays. They didn’t find anything new or alarming, so that’s good. Nothing to do but wait it out. I don’t think he likes staying still. He was back at work only a couple of days after his first fall. Promising to just “sit down and let the others do the work”. But still. I was kinda shocked when my mom told me that. Oh lord. But let’s hope the pains don’t last too long. Thank you all for thinking of him.
And thank you for this blessing of soup. Praise be the soup. Everything is soup.
19/12 2019
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Fireworks season has begun. Sigh. Ban the lot of it I say.
19/12 2019
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Skywalker ascension
19/12 2019
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Haybreath!

19/12 2019
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Lol. Christianity Today, “the biggest publication in the world of Evangelical Christianity”, has come out saying that Trump should be removed from office.
Not that it matters. Religious people who support Trump have already shown that they don’t care about god or being christian, they care about power. Not like the megachurches are going to stop turning a profit.
Anyway, they probably caught teh gay from watching Cats or something REPENT SINNER
20/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads and Magnethe from 2007.

20/12 2019
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Good goat times today. Twas a dark and foggy morning.
Funny thing, I have started listening to David Lynch’s book Catching The Big Fish. It’s mostly about meditation and things like that, but he touches on some of his works too. And as I walked through the dark fog… he started talking about Twin Peaks and BoB. If you know me then you shouldk now that BoB is the one thing that scares me most. Killer demon clowns and humanlike cats, eh they don’t bother me. But BoB scares the living daylights out of me. So that was fun, David Lynch’s voice in my ears talking about BoB as I walked through the dark fog…
Luckily then I got to the goats and all was well. They keep me safe and sane, more or less.
They were a little spooked too, though. The kindergartners next door where out running their exercise run and they had a loudspeaker playing christmas music. And then a big truck came driving in too. So, a spoooky Halloween morning. I still don’t know how time or calendars work.
We had a good time out and about though. Cold, wet, muddy, but it’s just good to be with them.
20/12 2019
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Here’s Mia and the adoptees, wondering what’s going on.

20/12 2019
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Can you imagine how horrible Never Ending Story would have been if they made it today? Horrible CGI cookie cutter lameness. Kids today are cursed. You have more memory in your phoens than I had in the computer that my dad and I drove for hours at night to buy for thousands of kroners GET OF FMY LAWN GET OFF MY ¤/E%¤&/ LAWN

20/12 2019
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in fog

20/12 2019
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A true man of god. His heart is so full of the word of god that he can’t even choose between the old and the new testament. It’s a very personal thing for him, you see. The bible verses.
Jesus christ. It’s amaxing how eager some religious people are to believe in a false idol.
Is there any better way of cotrolling people than religion? Thou shalt not change the channel.
HE’S NOT THE MESSIAH; HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY:

The Trump Steaks spokesman talks about his favorite bible verses in 2015.pic.twitter.com/KMgpZtRefk

— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) December 20, 2019

20/12 2019
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Okay, I’m going to bed early. Into the fog of dreams.
Tune in tomorrow for my review of The Rise Of Skywaler and top ten reasons why penguins.
20/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium and Large from 2013.

21/12 2019
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Dad update: He’s improving. Little by little getting better. So that’s good. Just takes time. Now let’s hope he can stop falling, that would be a good idea. Courtesy of Dr McLasse.
21/12 2019
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Thank you so much Pamela Smotherman for the lovely card! A sweet popup card! And a lovely message. Thank you, Pam! Merry christmas to you <

21/12 2019
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Milo and Sky. Been with us two year now. Little sweethearts.
21/12 2019
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Turns out Chuck Norris and his wife was right. So now we’re almost 8 years into the THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF DARKNESS.
This is all YOUR fault for not voting for Rick Romnitt.

22/12 2019
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Trump teared up at a christmas tree lighting ceremony?
He was probably thinking of how he’d have to tspend the holidays with his family instead of being with pornstars and hookers.
Oh no, you would have withdrawn Clinton’s impeachment if he’d cried for christnas. All hail the chosen one.
22/12 2019
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I mean.. today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

22/12 2019
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I love when I’m sitting with Sky in my lap and Mia just has to be included, trying to squeeeeze in.

22/12 2019
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I’d be curious to know what republicans who support Trump think of this. Do you think this is acceptable? Normal? Okay?
Because you know, this is what Trump looks like to the rest o the world. He’s dragging America into the shits and we’re all judging you and I don’t even know if you can get back to a place where people don’t think you’re horrible.
But of course if all you want is to build a wall and be alone with yourself, only standing with people like this and North Kore and Putin then you’re probably good.
If you think the image of Trump tearing up at a christmas tree lighing outweighs an audio clip of him bragging about sexual assault, you’re wrong.
Maybe the Brazilian president is just imperfect?
link: independent.co.uk story
22/12 2019
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I am shutting down for today. Going to bed early to calibrate the systems. Give you all a break from bullshirt. Tomorrow is the big Mr Robot finale. I am sad it’s going to be over but I can’t wait to see how it ends. Season 4 has been amazing and not since Lost and Twin Peaks have I had this feeling just having to get through the week so I can get to my next fix of a show. Here’s to hoping it’s a good finale, friend.
And then Tuesday is Christmas in Denmark. Which is also something.
Hope you’re all having a jolly time and remember, christmas is a pagan feast and saying christmas instead of happy holidays will not help you get into heaven if you’re also supporting racism, nazism, bigotry, misoginy and other such things. Fat Coca Cola Santa cares about Christmas, your god doesn’t.
can’t stop won’t stop #NoSleepTillUnfriended
22/12 2019
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