I don’t know, that “property of USA” on Greenland seems to be drawn in with a sharpie… can’t be legally binding.
9/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

9/9 2019
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Good goat times today. Cold morning. Down to 10/50 in the morning. It got better as the day went on, but mostly grey still. Oh well. The greens are stil there at least, so we had a good time with that. Got to say hi to Nelly and some of the kids too. And then sweet relaxing in the pen. So that was all good. Here goat the week.
9/9 2019
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Milo and Sky, attached at the … wide bellies.

9/9 2019
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Sassy got in a spot of bother today. The newbies all went into the horse field. There’s still that slight gap in the fence. All three managed to squeeze in. But when it came time to squeeze out… Sassy was just too big. It was hard not to laugh as she repeatedly tried to squeeze out. Oh dear. Definitely Winnie The Pooh vibes. I was worried I’d have to open the gate, which could have been a little problematic what with the horses being there now and all. But I managed to get her out. Maybe I shouldn’t have but.. I grabbed onto her horns and gave her a little pull to get her out. Tight fit, but she made it. I remember how slim she was when they arrived here. Somehow they blimped out. All’s well that ends well.

9/9 2019
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I’m getting spam emails from “Gifte Koner”. That’s the literal translation of “Married Wives” and if you’re Danish I think you can appreciate how utterly silly it looks to see emails from “Gifte Koner”.
So, you’re welcome, Danish friends.
Also, I’ll be going on a date tomorrow, what should I wear?
9/9 2019
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is tired

9/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

10/9 2019
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Just a couple of goofs

10/9 2019
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On a bench in heaven

10/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

11/9 2019
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It’s good to have a purpose in life.

11/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s a bunch of old sweeties from 2014. Herman, Mio, Palle, Kamel. And princess Mia.

12/9 2019
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Geez, you can’t make this shit up. They’re going to ban vaping because 6 people died. But BANNING GUNS WOULD DO NOTHING. It’s a fucking crazy world in which the government would rather protect kids from vaping than from being shot in school. I guess the NVA doesn’t have enough money to buy politicians.
12/9 2019
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I had some funky dreams last night. One of them was especially funny. I know it’s going to sound like I’m making it up (especially if you’re a republican friend), but I swear I’m not. In this dream Donald Trump was at some kind of event with kids asking him questions. And I was one of the kids. And I asked him some questions that were designed to make him look dumb, like Trump was being outsmarted by fifth graders. I can’t remember what the questions were but Trump couldn’t answer and stormed off in a huff, humiliated on camera. And then.. I pulled off my kid’s face and I was Tom Brokaw in disguise. I swear. I was Tom Brokaw. And I know, because I was talking in that kind of.. drawl. You know, the way Brokaw talks.
So to sum up, I was Tom Brokaw disguised as a fifth grader asking Donald Trump questions that he wasn’t smart enough to answer.
I swear, that happened.
12/9 2019
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Would you look at that. Sky and Sassy going head to head. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Sky or Milo taking on Sassy like that. They normally just run away when she’s near. Let’s hope for more headbutting, and let’s hope humans take up headbutting to sole our differences instead of you know, murder war crime etc.

12/9 2019
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I often remind myself of Tom Hanks.
“Lasse,” I say, “remember Tom Hanks!”
12/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.

13/9 2019
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Good goat times today. A lovely, sunny morning. But I can feel the air is colder. It is Fall’ing. The goats ventured out to the green passage along the horse pen. Nice brushwork there. Oh, and Nuller managed to jump up on my back while I was stretching. I’ve mentioned before that I need tos tretch after that long walk to and from the playground. I was doing the stretsh where you’re leaning over and stretching one leg back. And Nuller jumped up on the leg and managed to get all the way up on my back. That kid is determined.
And after a bit of greening we went and relaxed in the pen.
13/9 2019
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Snuggly McFluffyfur. Oh and Mia too.

13/9 2019
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I smell sex and candy.
Darn randy oompa loompas…
13/9 2019
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Ms Pretty Lily

13/9 2019
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Going to bed early tonight. I am struggling a little at the moment. Trying to fakeittillyoumakeit with silly posts and goat photos. But if I’m even worse at socializing than normal then that’s why.
Also, that darn electric sun makes my skin looks orange…
See you tomorrow. If you make it through Friday the 13th that is.

13/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

14/9 2019
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goatlog

14/9 2019
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Stuck in the middle of goats

14/9 2019
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tra la la

14/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

15/9 2019
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Remember my story of how Nuller jumped up on my leg and onto my back while I was stretching? I tried recreating the moment after setting up my camera… it did not quite work out. But just imagine he made it all the way up on my back, that’s how it happened the first time.
link: stretching video
15/9 2019
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Not sure if that hammering is coming from the apartment next door or from the inside of my skull. Maybe the demons in my head are doing some interior decorating. Putting up paintings of … daffodils. I don’t know, just because you’re a demon you can like nice things, right? I mean if your whole job is fire and brimstone you’d probably like to hang up pictures of polar bears or flowers or locomotives in space look if you’re going to ask what’s on my mind then you’re going to get what’s on my m
15/9 2019
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This happens pretty much every single time I sit on the bench. Milo trying to get at my pocket. This is why I like to wear long shirts. So I can pull it down over my pocket and under my butt to sit on it so Milo can’t get at the treats. He’s the biggest pickpocket of them all.

15/9 2019
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Shutting down the week from here. Off to dreamland. Not gonna lie, I’m not in the best place right now. I saw some headline about a black hole eating the milky way or something, and my first thought was “hmm I wonder how long before it swallows Earth”. But I guess if the Earth was in danger of being destroyed by a black hole then it would probably make the headlines other places than a Danish tabloid site. Might even make the trending list on twitter, right below the sports and the kavanaugh and whatever celebrities are currently celebrating a birthday or being terrible.
So anyway. See you tomorrow, if the Earth is still here.
15/9 2019
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

2/9 2019
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Good goat times today. The temperatures have dropped below 20/68. Summer is over. But we got a lot of sun today, so it still felt pretty good. Got the goats out and we went into the gap between the horse fence and the trees along the path down past the goat pen. A nice little tight space, which suited me because I wasn’t feeling super great. So it was nice that I didn’t have to chase the goats around everywhere. And they got their fill of greens. Plus we got to say hi to the horses. I forgot how farty they are. One of them farted raelly loudly and I turned my head and there Mia popped out of the underbrush with a comically startled face. Haha. I wish I’d had the camera rolling.
Then into the pen to relax. Super sweet time with Mia on the bench. I think she may have taken a little nap. I was craddling her head in my arms and felt it get heavier and heavier while I sat and listened to her little snorry sounds. Perfect bliss.
2/9 2019
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Farty McHorseface wants some greens too.

2/9 2019
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Sassy’s got a mouthful

2/9 2019
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I fell asleep in my comfy chair for a couple of hours. Napping like a goat in the sunshine. I guess I’m staying up now then… my sleep schedule is crazier than a presidential twitter feed.
3/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

3/9 2019
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It really dubi dubi dubi like that sometimes

3/9 2019
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Snuggler’s paradise

3/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

4/9 2019
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Feels like running out of road
4/9 2019
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Goat thoughts, with Lily and Nuller.

4/9 2019
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Here’s a fun little goat thing. The way Sky was moving reminded me of the Littla Man From Another Place dancing on Twin Peaks. So I had to put some TP music on it. Audrey’s Dance fitted really well, unfortunately Facebook blocked the upload though. So I had to redo it with a slowed down version of the son. The original was a bit better, but it still amuses me.
Oh and thef first time I posted the original video, a few days ago, I think I said it was Milo. Goes to show that even I get them mixed up now and then. Easiest way to tell it’s Sky is that she doesn’t have a beard.
The goats are not what they seem
link: Sky dance video
4/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium and Large when they were tiny, from 2013.

5/9 2019
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Good goat times today. A cool and grey morning. We got some sun along the day, which was nice. Then it started raining as I walked home. Ah weather, you’re so weathery.
Out in the greens and around the yard with the goaties. Nelly came out with some of her kindergarteners. That’s always fun. Nelly’s great with the goats. Bringing down branches so they can eat the leaves, and jumping up at her. With kids running around screaming, half joy halt terror. Nelly promising to protenct them from “the evil one”. Haha. I don’t like to foster the stereotype of goats being satanic, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those kids think Milo is a little devil.
And then relaxing in the pen with the goats finding their favourite spaces. Milo often goes for the bench. The newbies almos always in the goat house. Sky and Mia trying to decide who gets the Sky-sized platform. Buncha sweeties.
5/9 2019
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Here’s Nelly and the kids helping out the goats

5/9 2019
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Another one of Nelly and the kids, goats and otherwise

5/9 2019
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Speaking of Audrey’s Dance, it’s easy to forget how amazing the Twin Peaks music is.
Lol no it’s not. Twin Peaks was gone for 25 years and never did I once forget how great the Twin Peaks music is. All those years, that music stayed with me. So beautiful, so haunting. Some of the songs just break my heart every single time I listen to them. And some of them scare the living daylights out of me.
If you ever want to murder me and get away with it (rip Columbo), just sneak into my bedroom at night and put on the Twin Peaks soundtrack on repeat. Not even loudly. Just quietly. so it seeps into my dreams. If I don’t heave a heart attack in my sleep I’ll have one when I wake up and hear it playing in my bedroom.
It’s perfect, beautiful, amazing music. And it’s intertwined in my head with weird, wonderful images, characters, stories, palces, coffee, pie, owls, trees, logs, e lec tri ci tee. Twin Peaks is an uneven journey, but it’s fucking amazing and I love it. And these days, when I purposefully stay in bed for 20 hours to cultivate dreams, it speaks to me even more.
Are we falling?

5/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015.

6/9 2019
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It’s always funny trying to pick out a thumbnail when making goat videos. I especially enjoy trying to pick out the silliest frames in the tomato time videos. Mia with a mouthful of tomato never gets old.

6/9 2019
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I will never forgive the American voters for the fact that I know who Eric is.
7/9 2019
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Goat mugging

7/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2009.

7/9 2019
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Milo likes to sit on the bench. But when uncle sits on the bench then Mia demands to be with him. So this photo is Milo in the process of getting up and out the way before Mia forces the issue. Pick your fights, and uncle’s pockets, Milo.

7/9 2019
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And here’s my next profile pic for a dating site.

7/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

8/9 2019
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I am not feeling super great mentally. So if I’m being more quiet than usual that’s why. Or if I’m being louder than usual that’s why. Or if I’m being the exact same as always that’s why.
I’ll try to get back on goat track.
8/9 2019
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Think Lily thoughts.

8/9 2019
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Why do treats suddenly appear, every time you are near?

8/9 2019
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goats on the hill

8/9 2019
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