Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

9/12 2019
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“I want to enter my lair and sleep upon my hoard until the age of man expires”
You and me both, dragon from Rick and Morty. You and me both.
9/12 2019
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goatlog

9/12 2019
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I dreamt that I went through a portal that took me back through time and space and I met myself as a crying infant.
9/12 2019
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Everyone should just start walking around and talking like they’re on a TV show and just breaking the 4th wall.
Till the next episode, then
9/12 2019
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Well, time to start decorating my christmas depression.
10/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

10/12 2019
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Good goat times today. So good to be back with the flock. Even if I’m not feeling 💯 percent. But it’s alwaya better with goats.
Zero degrees. That’s cold. Frosted grass. Not much to eat. But hey, thin branches are kinda like breadsticks. I wish it was spring
I hope you’re all doing your best to advance global warming. We can do it.
10/12 2019
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Frosty, but at least we got some sun.

10/12 2019
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There’s something about the Twin Peaks theme bassline that just melts into my soul. Like my bones are vibrating and liquid sunshine flows around in my veins. Like I’m phasing in and out of existence, drowning in marshmallow clouds. Like all the world’s static just suddenly flips into sync, into a perfect tone.
10/12 2019
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Nuller in his safe space.

10/12 2019
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For some reason Facebook has stopped giving me notifications about people’s birthdays. I have no idea why. Apologies to all the people I have or am going to not wish a happy birthday. I can barely remember the birthdays of my literal family. Without notifications I’m definilely going to miss birthdays. Sorry.
Also sorry if I’m missng other important events or posts. I am not feeling so great in the head and I am two bearclaws away from hibernation at any given time.
I feel like my candle’s burnt down to near the base and I’m about to go out or set the house on fire.
Thanks for beings friends. I hope you know I appreciate it even if skeleton in a fancy sout with a glued on moustache made of cat hair that I collected from the feline convention around the corner.
Wait did I say that out lou
10/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

11/12 2019
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Had some excellently weird dreams, including partly lucidity. In one I was chasing a rolling ball down streets and I came upon Weezer for some reason playing a live conert in the middle of the street with no one wayching, and the lead singer was wearing a shirt that said “GAME OVER” in the font used in the old Alien Breed games. Deep cut, man. Deep cut.
11/12 2019
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I got soup!
Big thank yous to my mom and pop for making and delivering a potful. I am very thankful. Nothing better on a cold, dark day than a hot soup injection. That should keep me going for a few days.
11/12 2019
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Hello from the other side.

11/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

12/12 2019
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Good goat times today. Wasn’t easy making it out, though. After being out sick I guess I didn’t stretch well enough on my first day back. My legs were all forked up this morning. And I felt a bit crummy. I just wanted to get back to bed. But I also really needed more goat time. So I forced myself out. And I’m glad I did. It’s always worth it. Temperatures were a couple of degrees above freezing, just a little but it helped. And the goating was good. Just calms the storm in my head to be with them. And the physical pains don’t even register. We had some cute enounters with visitors today too. Especially one mother with her little boy. He was very excited to see the goats. The mother told me “he didn’t even want to go out this morning until I promised him we could go see the goats”. Hey, it’s a mini me! Although he kept calling Mia a sheep. Well, she is big and white but… I wouldn’t say that to her face. Don’t use the S word around goats.
I also managed to keep Milo from mauling him. It’s funny, if I just keep petting him then he doesn’t go berserk on kids. So me and the mini-me kid were both petting him and he behaved himself.
There was also a little circus outbreak. Everyone started running around like crazy, especially the newbies. Everyone got so worked up that Milo and Sky were both actually butting heads with Sassy. They usually still just run away from her. But today everyone was just in a fit. Maybe thet felt the need to entertain me to make sure I don’t stay home. It works!
12/12 2019
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Here’s today’s goat butt parade.

12/12 2019
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Enjoy your anti-abortion and pro-gun laws. While the Trumps defile your country, sin and shit on your religion, ruin the environmet, slaughter endangered animals for fun and make you the laughing stock of the rest of the world.
Oh yeah, and don’t forget to mock a Swedish kid who’s pretty annoying what with trying to make the world better and stupid snowflake shit like that.
Tell me again how big a percentage of Republicans think Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln?
53% was it?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/12/11/donald-trump-jr-got-approval-hunt-an-endangered-days-after-he-killed-it/
12/12 2019
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Snuh?

12/12 2019
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Alrighty then. I’m going to retire to the dreamscape. My body feels like I’ve ran into a cartoon brick wall. Some day I’ll get that road runner.
12/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2006.

13/12 2019
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goatlog

13/12 2019
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Please do not poke my tummy, soup will come out of my ears
13/12 2019
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Movie pitch: Kevin McAllister (played by current age Macauley Culkin ofcourse) tries to break into a house where the retired and rehabilitated wet bandits live and they have to set up traps to defend their houset etc.
13/12 2019
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“It’s not fair that I’m being Impeached when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong! The Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats have become the Party of Hate. They are so bad for our Country!”
– Actual statement by an actual President of an actual superpower.
If you woke up a guy who’d been in a coma for 5 years and told him the president of the united states of america wrote that on twitter he’d say “fuck off twat, the president of america is not on twitter”.
Then you’d show him the twitter account and he’d beg you to put him back in a fucking coma.
What a fucking embarrassment. And I’d feel the exact same way if it was a democrat. Or a denmarkian. A world leader shouldn’t be tweeting like a fucking fifth grader.
But what do you expect when you elect a guy who says stupid shit and when confronted goes “I don’t know, I saw it on the internet”. Presidents shouldn’t get their fucking information from the internet.
God damn mudfucker.
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Sky also can’t believe the human just said that

14/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

14/12 2019
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Am I cooking up a pot of soup at 9:40 am? Haha, that’s a funny question. Hey, have I ever shown you my collection of vintage Van Gogh replicas? They’re right over here, next to my cloth dipped in chloroform..
14/12 2019
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Mouse droid! X-Wings! Clancy Brown as a Devaronian!
I wonder if The Mandalorian will wrap up the baby Yoda story arc in season one… we’re running out of time.
14/12 2019
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I know Christmas is a hard time for a lot of people,
but on the other hand it’s an excuse to watch Scrooged and The Nightmare Before Christmas and old SNL christmas sketches. The trick to dealing with reality is avoiding it at all costs.
Okay, I’m off to volunteer for Space Force.
14/12 2019
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Sky is definitely allowed in the flowerbed. I assume.

14/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

15/12 2019
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My dad had a fall yesterday. He had to go to the hospital, fearing a broken hip. Apparently nothing broken, nothing requiring surgery, though. But he’s in a lot of pain. I can’t remember if I updated you about his hip, I wrote about it maybe a month or so ago that he was having problems and we thought he might need a hip replacement. I turned out he had “hold i ryggen” which google translates to “a pain in the back”. That seems very unspecific.. but something with the back. A strained back? Anyway, something that might take motnhs to get better but wouldn’t require surgery or hip replacement.
So hopefully he’ll be okay, in time. Not so good right now, of course. He does so much for not just me, but my brother too. We’re lucky to have had so much help wthrough all our health problems.
Get well, dad.
15/12 2019
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Thanks everyone for the good wishes for my dad. I’ll let you know if there are any news. I guess this year I’ll have to be the santa, can’t have him carrying that heavy sack of presents when he’s got back and hip problems.
(actually, we don’t do much christmassing, other than the dinner and risalamande. We haven’t had a tree in I don’t know, 10 years or more).
But anyway. Thank you all.
Also, I dreamt about kittens. Three or four. Climbing around on me. Sigh. I could use some kittens or baby goats or something. Come on santa, bring me baby animals.
15/12 2019
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Nom nom, gimme dat raisin

15/12 2019
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Today will be a good day . Happy Mio Monday everyone.

2/12 2019
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Had my halfyearly eye doc appointment this morning. Normally I’d go hang with the goats afterwards, but I’m still not feeling too well. Not superbad, but still dizzy and nauseated. And tired. Not tired like “I need sleep” but tired like “this unit is out of power”. So i figured sitting out in the freezing cold (frost on the sidewalks this morning) wouldn’t be a good idea.
No news at the eye doc, really. I have been feeling like my vision has been getting worse, but it’s nothing hte doc can see. Everything is looking peaceful and stable. Still 0% vision on one eyes, about 25% on the other. So. No news is good news.
The doc said, “Not that it helps you any, but your case is very unusual”. He was kinda fishing for information, if i’d ever been told exactly why what happened happened. But I’ve never really known. It just happened. A rare case. What are the odds. You can drive yourself mad thinking about how things could have gone differently, what if someone had done something else during the treatment, what if I had done better, what if things had gone like they should instead of the rare exception. But here we are. Stumbling through the dark, hoping to avoid the potholes. You never know how long it will be before you reach the grand canyon.
2/12 2019
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Okay I better head to bed before the world folds in on itself and does a pirouette. We’ll see how I feel in the morning.
Thanks everyone for the supportive words and feels. Whenever I feel sad and alone I can always count on you. I am thanksfilled.
2/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

3/12 2019
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How am I feeling? Not great. Not super sick, not a fever. But feeling tired, no energy, dizzy, especially if I start moving around. Still not sure if it’s getting better or worse. But I’ll take it easy.
Mentally? Not so great. Sad, lost, hopeless. The cold and the dark. Outside the wolves howling. Probably.
It’s fine. But I wish it was summer and everyone was great.
3/12 2019
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Here’s some goat content. The newbs, inside.

3/12 2019
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Sometimes I don’t even feel like a real person. I wonder what the real Lasse would have been like?
4/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

4/12 2019
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I wonder if Whiterose’s machine will work. Is it scifi or is it madness and delusion? What if you could go back and reset everything. Take away all the pain from your life, bring back everyone you had lost?
Makes me laugh when people see christ’s face in a piece of toast or see a statue crying and think it’s a sign. If you think god is willing to let you knwo he’s real don’t you think he’d be standing on top of a hill with loudspeaker? Tell you that it’s all worth it in the end, the pain and suffering will be gone and you’ll meet everyone you ever loved again in the afterlife, assuming you’ve been good, so be good for goodness sake.
Or show his face in a piece of toast and keep you guessing.
The concept of religion is such a weird thing. Everyone can point at Scientology and laugh, but you know [insert your religion here[ is also laughable if you sit down and look at it rationally. So why is it worse than being a scientologist.
Apart from the shady shit. But. You know. Crusades and terrorism and shit. What religions don’t have blood on their hands?
Don’t forget to say christmas, instead of xmas or seasonal holidays. Even though christmas is a pagan ritual and cocoa cola santa is as real as your sky wizard.
Sorry. this wasn’t meant to be a rant about religion. Soemtimes I just.. wish I could reset and do it all again. It’s something i’d like to do.
I guess. I’m on Whiteroses side. Until we’re out of time.
4/12 2019
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Where’s Sky?
Oh, this one’s easy.

4/12 2019
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Remember this, Kristen? We were so young and innocent. Good times.
4/12 2019
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Trump cancelling press conference and leaving NATO summit early because other leaders were making fun of him behind his back pretty much sums it all up, doesn’t it?
And the worst part is, there’s going to be a segment of people who think Trump is the good guy in that scenario. That the elitists are mocking old-fashioned, conservative American values and that Trump is right to throw a fit. That he’s showing backbone and standing up to them.
These are the deluded people who don’t realise that America is a laughing stock to everyone right now, and that coal miners aren’t going to get rich by Trump showing his complete lack of diplomacy and class. Jesusfuckingchrist. It’s not just the Hollywood elite and world leaders who are mocking you. It’s all of us. Cos you’re a joke.
You’s also actively destroying the environment, hurting animal rights, valuing rich corporations over poor normal folks, vets, students whatever. You’re selling out to the devil because the devil is giving you your guns and anti-abortion laws. You’ve sold your soul and America’s dignity and standing in the world, whatever there was of it. You’re turning a blind eye to the horrors and bigotry and stupidity for your own gains. Like people riding along with nazism.You may not be a nazi yourself, but you’re letting it happen end of transmission.
4/12 2019
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Sky would like to apologise on behalf of the human. His limbs will be cut off and distributed among the poor, in lieu of food stamps.
I’m going to bed, please have the world fixed by the time I get back. And if the dizziness could be gone that’d be swell too.
VOTE HYPNOTOAD 20202

4/12 2019
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Oh hello world, I see you’re still there. *tries to hide mild disappointment*
I think I slept for close to 30 hours. Nice little nap, out of this world and into the dreams. Not sure how I’m feeling. Bit dizzy, but that might just be the long sleep. Probably fine physically. Mentally. not so good. I wish it was summer and everything was fair and just.
Hope everyone’s fine out there. Semper fudge.
5/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.

6/12 2019
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I am going to start winding down the day. Off to dream away soon. How am I feeling? Okay, I guess. Physically. I think, maybe. Mentally, not so great. But hey. By Mennen.
6/12 2019
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Today will be a good day Here’s Mads from 2007.

7/12 2019
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Watched It Chapter 2. I enjoyed it a lot. I think the reviews have been lukewarm, but thumbs up from me. Okay, maybe it works better as a comedy than a horror movie, but I don’t mind that. The only thing I minded was ..that thing about the ending. But even that, I’m okay with it. And I really liked a lot of the effects and creature designs. There was some interesting stuff. Maybe it’s the blindness that makes it more effective. Haha. But yeah, I liked it.
Even tho Tim Curry is still my Pennywise.
7/12 2019
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Lookout Sky

7/12 2019
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A banana duct taped to the wall is also my grinder profile.
7/12 2019
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Mos Eisley, you sexy beast! We’re back on Tatooine! I hope the Kenobi show is just all Tatooine all the time.
8/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

8/12 2019
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Nuller flaunting that fluff.

8/12 2019
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That’s all for now.