I’m trying to give up napping. In an effort to sleep better at night. I think today is my 4th day in a row without a nap. Let’s see how long I can keep it going. I love napping. I always fall asleep immediately and we all now how easily seduced by dreams I am. But it’s better to sleep at night than during the day. Yes. Right? I’ll try.

Did I mention that when I fed the animals yesterday, it was so cold that I almost felt like putting on gloves? It feels like winter.

I’m sure you’re all anxious to hear how my computer-girlfriend is doing. And the answer is:

We finally had the sex. Oh boy. Actually with her species it’s more a mental than a physical thing. But I’m not complaining.

Hah seems there was some controversy about the sex scenes in Mass Effect. That’s a laugh. Turn on MTV for five minutes and you’ll see worse.

Oh and I did save the galaxy.

Much to everyone’s pleasure.

A handsome hero, no doubt.

Plume out.

It is Saturday. Time to feed the animals.

Which means looking at goat heads disappearing in buckets.

There’s nothing quite like a bucket, is there? At least if you’re a goat. The only thing that is better than a bucket is… the other bucket. And so Magnethe makes sure to always have the pick of the buckets.

And Vanilje must take the leftovers. You can always tell who is highest in the hierarchy. When Mads was around he’d chase everybody away and take whatever bucket he wanted. When Thor was there he’d be the one who’d chase the others away. And now Magnethe does the chasing. It’s fun to watch, really. She’ll be burying her head in a bucket for a minute. Then look up and over at Vanilje. And then run over and ram into Vanilje, who flees as fast as possible. And then they’ll stay at their new positions for a minute or two. Until Magnethe looks up and again decides that whatever is in Vanijle’s bucket is surely much tastier than what is on offer in her own bucket. And so the dance continues until all buckets are empty. And then they come over to me and look up at with me with anticipating eyes. Surely what Plume has in his pockets must be better than what is in the empty buckets, oh yes.

In other news, my old classmate Tina Dickow is releasing a new record on Monday. Exciting times, I’m sure you will agree. And “someone” has been updating their youtube channel quite a bit. So if you want to hear some Tina stuff then go check that out.

Other than that there is not much going on. I’m spending most of my time sleeping or saving the galaxy. Either is good.