I can’t believe how rude I was yesterday. I completely forgot to introduce my girlfriend.

Here she is:

Liara T’Soni. She’s an Asari. Her race is rumoured to be rather promiscuous, but I’m not going to hold that against her.

There’s also a human girl on your ship that you can try to date, but I figured I’d try to be more like captain Kirk and see if I could get with the alien chick. While killing bad guys and saving the galaxy. So that’s what’s going on in my real life, tomorrow I’ll tell you about that computer game I’m playing.

Huzzah.

I am currently playing a game called Mass Effect. It is a sci-fi rpg, in case you were wondering. You can design your own character, the way he looks. So I sat down to try and design a character that looked a little like myself. He ended up looking pale and bloated and down-right ugly. Mission accomplished?

Judge for yourself:

You should see him moving, he’s really an eyesore of majestic proportions. But he is trying to save the galaxy, so cut him some slack.

Other than that all is quiet at the frontlines. I’m going to go to bed early today. Have myself a good sleep I hope. Tomorrow is the big game, Brøndby-Rosenborg. Denmark’s best team against Norway’s best team. Who will be Scandinavia’s finest? Let’s hope Brøndby, why not? I hope we’ll get to see our new African striker as well. Ousman Jallow. Ever since we bought him I have occasionally stopped and just said his name to myself. Ousman Jallow. Oh yes. Hopefully he’ll be more of a Chris Katongo than a Giovanni Rector or Oumar Barro. Yeah, you all know what I’m talking about.Surely you do.

That’s all, puny humans.