All The Tricks Of The Trade
June 18th, 2006What have I been doing with my weekend, you ask? Chiefly I have been emulating an Amiga. And by that I don’t mean that I have been standing in the corner and making odd computer noises. No, I mean this:

Goal!

Golden Axe

Great Gianna Sisters

Ikari Warriors

Pang

Prince of Persia

Projext X

Rick Dangerous

Superfrog
Ah nostalgia. As a feeling it is rivalled only by melancholy. And maybe happiness.
Superfrog would be my choice for best platform game ever. Although James Pond: Robocod is high on the list too. They don’t make them like that anymore. Quite literally. Everything is 3D these days. Do 2d platform games even exist? I think there was one called Viewtful Joe or something like that. But other than that you probably can’t get real platformers anymore.
Goal is my choice for best soccer game ever. They have all gone 3d too nowadays of course. There’s a Sensible Soccer 2006 being released these days. I bet it isn’t nowhere near as good as the original. Now if only they’d make a Goal!2006.
Prince of Persia. Yet another game that has been turned into 3d in the new century. Haven’t tried the newer version. But without that dab of nostalgia I doubt they could compete with the original.
Gianna Sisters. Best illegal platforme game ever. Better than Mario Brothers.
Golden Axe. Fond, fond memories of 2 player games. Playing it at Pelle’s house. One of the games that made me get an Amiga in the first place.
Project X. Damn hard. Damn, damn hard. The nice thing about playing with an emulator is that I can save the game state. Infinite retries. It’s cheating, but I don’t have the time or energy to play these games for hours and hours. I like putting on a cheat and blazing through the game and just get that high from nostalgia and success. Like a city man who goes for a survival course in the local jungle and forgets that he is and will always be a city man. No, don’t try to make sense of it.
Rick Dangerous. That was so hard too. But one of the best game characters ever. Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me but I think I played it on my old Commodore 64 too. Those were the days.
Pang. What a great concept. The best games are always the simplest. That’s why Tetris and Pac-Man will never die.
Alright. Enough computer games. Some other nostalgia: The Smashing Pumpkins. Pre-Gish songs. Circa ’91. Those are the best when you’re in a self-destructive mood. I am what I am… I am my end – You can watch me bleed. Sometimes I am in that mood.
I realize this entry has been mostly a waste of time for everyone who doesn’t share my memories and experiences. But in another couple of years we can get together and reminisce about this entry. Those will be the days.