I’m ready for my Oscar party. I just hope Oscar gets here soon, I had to pay double since it was such short notice and since they were all out slutty police costumes.
Good luck to the Danish movies.
27/2 2017
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And the award for most amateurish Photoshop job done in 5 minutes at 5:18 am when you realised it was Oscar night and you should post something on your goat page goes to…

27/2 2017
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Today will be a bad day. Oh sorry, I read from the wrong note. Today will in fact be a good day. This is not a joke. Today will be a good day.
27/2 2017
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Good goat times today. Cold and wet, though. Light rain and tons of mud. As you can imagine, not the favourite weather of goats and man. But could be worse. Of course Mio was quick to head indoors to keep dry. But we did spend some good time outside too. And A38 had more time than usual to devour her banana, since the big girls were inside when I gave it to her. Didn’t slow her down, though. Also got to say hello to Mousy and Ophelia. That’ll do.
27/2 2017
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“I’ll take my treats in here, please”

27/2 2017
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I am very, very tired. But it’s too early to go to bed. Truly I have known hardship. I hope Casey Affleck will commit to putting on a lot of weight for when he will play me in the movie.
27/2 2017
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At least I can take comfort in the fact that when I close my eyes and hug myself tight and listen to Karma Police it still feels like it’s the 90s.
27/2 2017
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I know, Mousy. I am also tired.

27/2 2017
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Alright, that’s it. I’m putting on my space suit and going for a dreamwalk among the stars. See you tomorrow, but not if you see me first.
27/2 2017
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Today will be a good day. Yes we can can, tango, flamenco, olé.
28/2 2017
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Where’s A38?

28/2 2017
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I’m tempted to quit my job as unpaid scruffy looking goat herder and instead go into business as Instagram model. I’m pretty sure companies would pay for me to post pictures of myself posing with their products right?
Here’s a previously unposted picture from my famous tomato shoot a couple of years back. Perfect advertisement.
Stay tuned for pictures of me holding a bag of coffee, a tooth brush, a self help book from a charlatan and so on.
PS just kidding. Although I’m tempted to make a parody Instagram account of me posing with every day objects. The only reason I’m not going to do it is because I don’t know what an instagram is.

28/2 2017
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I tomato, therefore I am. Man, I hope tomato season comes back soon.
link: tomato pic
28/2 2017
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Happy Pancake Day! Boy, I really wish I had some pancakes!
This sponsored post was brought to you by pancakes. Everybody loves pancakes!
*picture of me holding pancakes*
28/2 2017
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Exit music (for a day). Heading to bed. I plan to dream far and wide. I might have a beard when I return. See you in another life, brother. When we are both goats.
28/2 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump days, guys.

1/3 2017
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I keep knocking on my head, but no one answers
1/3 2017
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I’m in one of those sad moods where I don’t want to be part of the world. Luckily I know to just power on through and I’ll feel better. Also luckily pizza.
1/3 2017
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Show me the way

2/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. Choo choo.
2/3 2017
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Good goat times today. Needed that. Cold and rainy morning, but the rain pretty much stopped right as I got to the playground, so that was nice. And we even got a bit of sunshine here and there. Still cold, though. And very muddy. I walked around like a mud golem. Caked and baked in mud. But worth it for all the loving.
Had a nice, sweet moment with Mio. Just sitting with my arm around her. She loves the affection. And she’s very calm and sweet, as long as you’re not a goat trying to steal her food. Mia is quite different, she’s very frantic and not so interested in sitting still for long. I can tell the difference when I’m giving them treats or grabbing something out of my backpack while it’s hanging on a fence. Mia immediately comes running, often with a wagging tail. While Mio takes notice and monitors the situation. Until it’s clear that there’s treats to be had, then she starts moving. She doesn’t wanna walk through the mud unless she’s sure it’s going to pay off. I love those two girls, they’ve been a part of my life for so long. Through thick and thin. Waist and hair.
2/3 2017
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Hanging out with Mio.

2/3 2017
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Well that was peculiar. Just to try something new, I ordered pizza today. 30 minutes after it was delivered someone rings my doorbell. I don’t answer because I’m not expecting anyone and I’m blind and alone and my guard goats are on vacation. But they kept ringing and knocking. And it sounded like they were at my neighbours door too. So I finally go out to see who it is. And it’s a pizza delivery guy trying to give me a pizza. Haha. I guess I should have just taken it. Free extra bonus pizza. But I told him I already got my pizza. I’m not sure what happened. Must have been a mixup or something. Now I’ll use the next couple of hours to calm myself down because I HAD TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS.
2/3 2017
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Starting to regret my decision not to accept the bonus extra pizza.
Everyone is always telling me what to do when life hands me lemons, why didn’t anyone tell me what to do when life hands me free pizza?!
2/3 2017
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Mousy decided to take a closer look at my camera just as I snapped a pic.

2/3 2017
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That’s it for today. I’m out. Time to dive into the quicksand and see what devours from beneath.
2/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. Believe it true.
3/3 2017
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Everyone’s favourite duo, A38 and Black Beauty.
To be fair, it’s not like they spend a lot of time with eachother. I just like when I catch them close. They’re both calm and gentle hearts.

3/3 2017
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I can officially confirm that I have recused myself from the pizza probe.
3/3 2017
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updated his profile picture.

3/3 2017
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goatlog

3/3 2017
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A set of tarot cards that all say pizza.
3/3 2017
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I wish Noma would stop hanging up on me when I say “but do I have to get reservations for my goats too?”. You try do something nice for your friends…
4/3 2017
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Lasse’s not here, man.
4/3 2017
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Today will be a good day to achieve your goals.
4/3 2017
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Never let it be said that mine is not an inquisitive mind. After all this talk of pineapple and pizzas (and pens?) I decided to give it a try. I had a good exercise today so I rewarded myself with a pizza with pineapple on it. (To be clear, I would have also rewarded myself with pizza if I hadn’t exercised. I’m pretty creative, I would have come up with an excuse).
So what’s my judgment?
I… i like it. It’s pretty good. I’m not sure if I’ll keep ordering it like this, but I certainly don’t think it’s an abomination. Two thumbs up from the Danish Pizza Guy, which is my new youtube channel and instagram profile and tumblr. Please like comment rate and subscribe PS send more pizza.

4/3 2017
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I just found out that Meryl Streep wire tapped my phone. I will admit that I underestimated her. Our feud continues. Hope you enjoyed those hours of me repeatedly guiding my dad through how to attach images in Yahoo mail, Meryl!
4/3 2017
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That face, tho.

4/3 2017
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Heading to bed early on a Saturday night like a rockstar. Mood is swinging considerably. Need a trip to dreamland.
4/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

5/3 2017
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The three lights I found

5/3 2017
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goatlog

5/3 2017
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Last night I was visited by the ghosts of pizzas past, present, and future. It was a truly enlightening experience, and it made me hungry.
5/3 2017
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I don’t usually promote things, I barely even Like/join stuff myself. But just a little shoutout to this page. One for the goat lovers. Since the owner is a good person who’s been kind to me.
link: Barbetta The Laughing Goat page
5/3 2017
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The pizza ghost struck again. Who ya gonna call?
… a pizzeria, I guess.
5/3 2017
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Did you learn nothing from Mrs Doubtfire?!
5/3 2017
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I hope no one ever discovers that I’m using a private email account to run my goat empire.
5/3 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

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