Burpsday
You know what, I think I’m going to start working FOR Skynet. At this point, I think the robots should win. I shall send myself back in time to assassinate a pizza.
12/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. The days are getting lighter, the weather is getting (a little) warmer. Giddyup.
13/3 2017
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Guys, I had the most amazing dream. It was so beautiful and sad and weird, I think we were toys for aliens and I can’t even explain, but that feeling. That beautiful, wonderful feeling of being in a magic world. Sigh.
13/3 2017
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Good goat times today. Although the weather got cold again. Cold and dark with some rain later on. I thought we were heading for spring… Hope we’ll get there soon.
When I got to the goats I realised I’d dropped one of my mittens on the way. I had to go back and look for it. The goaties were not happy about this particular decision of mine. “YOU JUST GOT HERE, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ALREADY?!”. Even A38 was bleating after me. I managed to find the lost mitten and came back carrying treats so I think they forgave me. I also had the delight of seeing Black Beauty roll around on her back in the mud. If it wasn’t so cold I would have been tempted to join her. Looked like fun. Messy, but fun.
13/3 2017
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Here’s something else we did today.
13/3 2017
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Terrible! just found out I’m out of cereal. This is McCarthyism!
13/73 2017
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My eyes are in one of those moods where my vision gets blurry and yellow. It’s like I’m viewing the world through a glass of urine.
Sha la la laaa
13/3 2017
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“Dear team or user of Facebook. You are in the most prestigious and most extensive system of Mother Earth landed.The Internet!Every time they go online; Family and friends appreciate your messages. In their timeline and in their profile or by friends, relatives,Colleagues, etc., there is a smile. That’s why I want to send you a few links that lead directly to my music.You should see my text (which can be understood) listen hence YOU get an idea of ??how we live.”
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I think you should work on your text that can be understood.
13/3 2017
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I’m like a Kardashian with my amazingly orchestrated selfies. It takes practice to get half a goat head and some mitten fuzz in the frame. Also I have a sizeable derriere.
13/3 2017
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Dang, this found-footage film is just a bunch of popcorns popping. Worst poltergeist ever.
13/3 2017
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But what if Young Sheldon was the pope?
13/3 2017
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That’s it, I can’t reality anymore. I need to dream away. Sail!
13/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. It is today.
14/3 2017
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No, she’s still not pregnant. Stop asking that!
14/3 2017
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Regretting my decision to manifest into physical form in this dimension.
14/3 2017
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Got myself a birthday card from Cindy Porter! Thank you for thinking of me! Tomorrow’s the big day. And by big day I mean I’m going to sleep a lot.
14/3 2017
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That’s it for today. I’m heading to bed. Tomorrow is the big day. I turn {transmission scrambled} years old. You’re all invited to the party, assuming you’re a pizza and I paid to have you delivered.
14/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys. And happy my birthday, me!
15/3 2017
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Thank you all for the birthday, wishes you make me feel very loved! I may have to see a doctor about this smile, it will not seem to go down!
15/3 2017
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My pizza place forgot to put the pineapple I paid for on my birthday pizza. Do you need more proof that I’m a truly tragic figure?!
Luckily I braved my way through it and still managed to find a little enjoyment in it. It’s a hard knock life.
Haha, and again thank you for all the birthday wishes. I’ve tried to respond to everyone, hope I didn’t miss any.
15/3 2017
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Thank you, Angeline Slaats (and animals) for the funny card and motivational magnet! That’ll go on my fridge! The Danish customs agents opened up your letter, I can’t remember that happening with a simple letter within the EU before. Good thing you didn’t send me anything illegal!
15/3 2017
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It’s been such a happy birthday, I think I’ll just celebrate by watching the finale of This Is Us. The finale is where everything comes together, happily, and everyone is happy and things are good. So I believe this is a wise choice on my part. Get ready to laugh!
15/3 2017
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Okay, thank you Facebox. But can I have the ACTUAL cake?
link: Lasse’s birthday video
16/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. Thanks to all the people that made yesterday a good day.
16/3 2017
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Good goat times today. In fact wonderful weather. According to the forecast it was 10C/50F – 13C/55F. I think that’s a record for the year. It was so warm that halfway to the goats I had to take off my little scarf. For the first time since I don’t know, October? And for the first time since the snowdays I found the goats out in the horse pasture. The mud dried up enough for them to go out. So I got a running bleating greeting from Mia. Love those. Later on we took a run through the pasture together. She almost started bucking around like Palle. And even later I got a sure sign that it was warmer, because the goaties started sitting down to relax. I rarely see them do that when it’s cold. Nothing better than sitting down in a pile of goats and just relaxing. I don’t think it’s going to stay this warm from now on, but it’s a nice sign of things to come. We’ll get there. To sunny days and beyond.
16/3 2017
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I missed this. Sitting with goaties.
16/3 2017
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Leftover birthday pizza. Ba da ba ba baaaah I’m lovin it.
16/3 2017
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I call this “The Creek Overfloweth With Tears”
16/3 2017
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Dr Snorkelton I presume?
16/3 2017
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Heading to the dreamscape. Does anyone need anything while I’m out? Maybe I’ll bring back some singing daffodils or some dancing crocodiles in sheep’s clothing. A little stardust for your bowl of gummi bears, or just some of those colours that don’t have any names but feelings instead.
Wait, let me write a grocery list. Starting with one of every pizza, including the ones that haven’t been invented yet.
I just hope the dream shopping karts work better than the ones in the supermarket.
16/3 2017
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Today will be a good d a y because we gotta.
17/3 2017
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goatlog part 1
part 2:
17/3 2017
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A super million thanks to Keiko Murakami for yet another in a long line of wonderful drawings! A beautiful birthday card. Mia and pizza, two of my great loves! Thank you, Keiko. You always outdo yourself.
17/3 2017
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Where’s the “I’m bot-curious” option? Frankly I’m not secure enough in my own humanhood to claim not to be a robot.
17/3 2017
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It’s Friday night and I’m all dressed up in my human suit with nowhere to go.
17/3 2017
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Maybe I’ll watch a horror movie tonight. Anyone seen Invasion Of The Snorkelsnatchers?
18/3 2017
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Regret all your life choices and chill
18/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. There’s always something good in everything.
18/3 2017
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I am a comfortable piece of furniture, please wipe your feet before you walk on me.
18/3 2017
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I’m just going to say what everyone is thinking. It’s time to bring back Futurama. Otherwise, really what’s the point? I mean, of everything.
18/3 2017
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I guess i don’t really need to use perspective to make Yogi look like a little Hobbit goat. She’s already tiny compared to the big girls.
18/3 2017
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Give me a Leonard Nimoy afterworld, so I can watch Robin Williams eternally.
18/3 2017
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Good exercise today. Weight is slowly but surely dropping. I’m at the lowest since October, so that’s good. The holiday bulk is gone. Well, the 2016 holiday bulk. Last year was so traumatizing that I never really got rid of the 2015 holiday bulk. So there’s still aways to go before I’m in a good spot. But at least back to feeling fairly comfortable. Just gotta keep going. And when it gets warmer and I can have good tomatoes and cucumber it’ll only get easier. I’ve gotten used to using a stopwatch program on my PC instead of the computer on the exercise bike. So that’s good too. I do miss being able to see how many km I’ve gone, but I think it’s actually working better for me to use time as a measure of what I’ve done and still need to do.
18/3 2017
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If I didn’t have debilitating social phobia, 90% blindness, flagrant obesity and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope I would have liked to some day go on a JoCo cruise.
18/3 2017
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It’s Saturday night, so I’m heading out to party. And by party I mean go to bed and dreamwalk. If you want a dance, find me in the pale moonlight and pretend no one is watching.
18/3 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
19/3 2017
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Note to self: Don’t check if the hot plate is on by putting your hand on it.
19/3 2017
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That’s exactly what Inspector Gadget WOULD say if he was undercover.
19/3 2017
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goatlog
19/3 2017
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Goat model #A38
19/3 2017
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Another perfect shot from the masterphotographer, I think it’s a goat. Or a majestic wilderbeast in flight.
19/3 2017
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I threw a dime in the gravity well, but my fish didn’t come true.
19/3 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.
That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.
March 25th, 2017 at 0:32
Wow! Does everyone get a cake video from Facebook on their birthday? How exciting. If you can’t or shouldn’t eat real cake, this one was nice.
It is raining now and I thought I’d be nice and put hay and water inside for the animals so they would stay dry. I unlocked the gate, loaded up my arms with hay, and put it inside the lean-to. The goats started eating right away.
Oops! There should be a donkey in here with me, too. She had pushed open the gate and was outside eating grass while it’s pouring down rain. Oh, no I’ll never get her back inside now.
She found the cat food and started eating it, then moved on to the corn and sunflower seeds under the bird feeder. I had a rope by then when she went around the house and into a dead end. I looped the rope around her neck while I had a big stick in the other hand to keep her from running off.
She came with me with only a few stops to eat more grass until we arrived at the pen. Billy, who hates rain, came out to meet us! Usually no one will step a hoof out into the rain. They sure fooled me – everyone wanted to be outside in the rain!
Glad everyone is back safely in their pen. I don’t think we ever would get Snickers back if she got out on a sunny day. That’s enough excitement for me.
March 26th, 2017 at 22:37
Yes, I believe everyone gets a cake! I would have rather had a real one but.. okay!
Haha, donkey gone wild! A little taste of freedom. Reminds me of the times in the past when I did the weekend feeding and I had to herd the horses around. Sometimes they really didn’t want to come inside either, and they’re a little bit bigger than a goat. But all is well that ends well!