The Easter Bomb
Today will be a good day. You got this far. Just keep going.
10/4 2017
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Good goat times today. I wasn’t feeling great this morning, but I’m glad I got going. Even though there was a harsh, cold wind. But we got some sun too. And some cute goating. There were some young girls letting the animals out today. Probably Easter vacation or something. But they forgot to feed the animals before letting them out. So they had to bring the breakfast out on the pasture. Which made it a little tricky because everyone wasn’t separated in stalls. The horses were stealing each others food. And then the goats tried to get in on it. Mia actually started eating from the same bucket as big horsey Sille. Too bad I didn’t get a shot of that. Quite brave of Mia. The horses got a bit of revenge when the girls came with food for the goats. Black Beauty got her snout in the goat bucket. All fun and games. One of the girls asked me if I’d known the goats for a long time. She seemed quite impressed when I told her I’d known Mia since she was born. Time flies.
10/4 2017
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Mia and Mio are planning their raid on the horse feeding.
10/4 2017
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Giraffesic Park.
No, I think I prefer Jurassic Ark. Two of every kind of dinosaur, on a boat.
10/4 2017
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The self destructive surge of an imploding supernova
10/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. A fitter happier day.
11/4 2017
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I’m still a little traumatized from the time I was forcibly dragged off the Magic School Bus because they overbooked it.
11/4 2017
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I seem to have hurt my foot. Feels like an elephant stepped on it. I wonder if it was called Mio…
11/4 2017
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A38 is considering making a break for Luna’s food bucket.
11/4 2017
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Heading to bed. Maybe I’ll wake up as myself tomorrow.
11/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.
12/4 2017
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It’s okay, guys. I have pizza. We’re good for another couple of days.
12/4 2017
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Don’t be silly, Sille.
*mumbles under breath* I need to hire new writers
12/4 2017
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That Louis CK clown sketch, though.
12/4 2017
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I think I may have entered my fatalistic period.
12/4 2017
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Jalapeno gonna finish that?
No, that’s dumb. Let’s just have a goatlog.
#UpdatingAt420
13/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. It’s never too late.
13/4 2017
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Good goat times today. No sun, though. And a cold wind. But could be worse. I was there first so I got to take the goats out. When I’m the one letting the goats out I usually take the chance to get A38 first and give her a banana so I can watch her eat it in her own time, without worrying about the big girls interrupting her. Of coruse, she still snarfs it down in two seconds. But at least she doesn’t have to bleat it after eating it. But she does actually look back inside and start bleating. I’m not sure if she’s saying “Haha, I got a banana and you girls are still stuck inside!” or what. No, I think it’s just that she doesn’t want to be on her own. She’s bleating for the others to join her. Even though they’re scary, they’re still her flock. When I leave her outside togo get Mia and Mio she stands outside bleating until the group is together.
Otherwise pretty quiet day. Handing out some goodies and running in the pasture. It’s how we do.
13/4 2017
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Someone had dropped some apples in the pasture. The goats appreciated that.
13/4 2017
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Gonna smurf that smurf like a smurf. Smurf’s up, smurfs.
13/4 2017
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I guess it makes sense. If a missile strike finally makes you look presidential, then you just need bigger and bigger bombs. Cut education, climate, arts, the sick, the poor, the hungry, the needy. And buy more bombs. No one cares if their backyard is a mess as long as there are some pretty fireworks on the tv.
13/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Visualize it and work it.
14/4 2017
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Beauty queen
14/4 2017
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Falling inwards
14/4 2017
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Listening to Aimee Mann for the first time. Better late than never.
Feeling… I don’t know. Keep bombing until everyone is dead and there will finally be peace on Earth. Feel like withdrawing into fiction and dreams. Somewhere to escape the monsters and myself. Somewhere no one can follow. Let the nuclear snow keep falling to cover my tracks.
And so on and so forth.
14/4 2017
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I smell pancakes. Either I’m having a stroke or my neighbours are taunting me via cooking.
14/4 2017
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The biggest question I have after watching The Last Jedi teaser trailer is… are you seriously telling me they couldn’t get The Journal of the Whills on kindle? Paper books are so last millenium. Or.. next millennium.
15/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. You’ve been truthbombed.
15/4 2017
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Always look on the bright side of life.
15/4 2017
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goatlog
part 1
part 2
15/4 2017
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I know a giraffe having a baby is pretty cool and big news, but I just had pizza so I feel like I definitely have something to be proud of too.
Also, pizza is my walkabout.
THIS IS DESTINY, THIS IS MY DESTINY. I’M SUPPOSED TO DO THIS DAMIT. DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO.
15/4 2017
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Tonight on Xplosion Factor we have Russia, North Korea and America competing to see who has the biggest bomb, and yes that is a metaphor for expletive deleted. Don’t worry, we’ll all get f%/%/d by their giant phallic manbombs. Maybe instead of dropping them on people they could just have a swordfight with them.
15/4 2017
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Heading to bed early. Because I have had enough reality for today. And the band dreamed on.
15/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
16/4 2017
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I still haven’t forgiven Jimmy Fallon.
HE STOLE THE TONIGHT SHOW FROM CONAN.
16/4 2017
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I don’t think I will ever really understand humans. They puzzle me. That’s probably why I hang out with goats so much.
Cash me in the goat pen, howbow dah.
16/4 2017
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We just had a power outage. Either that or the simulation rebooted itself. Everything turned off and then on again. Maybe the universe was malfunctioning and one of the arch angels said unto god “have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?”.
16/4 2017
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My only regret in life is not having the foresight to buy my own chocolate in time for Easter. Like a fool I trusted the Easter Bunny. It’s like Christmas all over again!!
Oh and also all the things I’ve ever done.
16/4 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.
That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.
April 17th, 2017 at 2:41
Happy Easter, Lasse! Although I think we do tend to call you “Lassie” here at home. Sorry! I grew up watching “Lassie” on TV and thought she/he was the greatest animal friend ever.
We had Easter lunch today with my parents, sister, and her husband. We had baked spiral ham, rolls, tomatoes, sugar peas in the pod, carrots, peppers, pea salad, and baked beans. For dessert, we had angel food cake, strawberries, and whipped topping with coffee or tea. Yummy!
We all brought something so no one had to do all the cooking. And best of all, there were left-overs for supper tonight. It was a nice sunny day and the lilacs, redbud trees, and iris are all starting to bloom. All in all, a wonderful day on Sunday.
We let the animals out in the backyard for a short while to graze. Everyone went back into their pen except for John Boy. I had to get some treats to entice him to go thru the gate. Then everyone wanted a treat!
April 23rd, 2017 at 0:21
Happy Earth Day! My husband and I worked a total of 8 hours over 2 days to clean up our park in the center of town. We trimmed bushes and ornamental grasses, trimmed lower tree branches and edged the hedges, raked leaves, and woke up the hostas and peonies.
We had 16 bags of trimmings to dispose of at the landfill. Sure makes it look nice. We also gave the city a bid to repaint the shelter house and the picnic tables. So we will be working there later on this summer.
The Earth Day clean-up hours were volunteer hours, but we get paid for the painting! I cleaned up our flower beds last week. Now I need to get over to my parents’ house and wake up their plants, too.
April 23rd, 2017 at 22:30
Happy Easter and Earth Day, belated!
You can think of me as Lassie, just don’t expect me to come if you call! Unless you have pizza, of course.
That was nice of you, to help clean up Earth for Earth day. Gotta take good care of the old thing. I don’t think we can get a refund if it expires.