Please stop requesting that I supermoon you. I’m flattered, but if you liked it then you shoulda put a pizza on it.
4/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Here’s a sweet, old one of a very young Mia and Mio and Bob on the left.

4/12 2017
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Good goat times today. A sunny, frosty morning. The goats were already out when I got there. So I got to be greeted by the loudbleater. Mia sure knows how to make a guy feel welcome. I brought the pack of spaghetti again, and this time I even remembered to give it to the goats. Big success. What a pasta party. I figured they’d like it. I remember once at the old playground someone had dumped a bunch of uncooked spaghetti on the grass we were grazing on. So I knew they’d like it. And the crunching was great. I’m looking forward to hearing how it sounds on video. And I’ll be posting it on Mia’s page when the editing is done eventually, of course. Other than that it was a pretty quiet day. There were some visitors, a little kid came up to the fence. But hardly had time to say hello before her caretaker came and took her away because they had to go. Rookie mistake. You always make time for goats.
Yeah, being there makes me feel so much better. It’s the only place that’s free from worry and sadness and negativity. Well, that and dreamland and the hot shower.
4/12 2017
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Someone’s a lucky goat

4/12 2017
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Keeping warm, with goats.

4/12 2017
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Signing off for today. Please allow 3-598 days for delivery if you have ordered your own copy of Lasse Linno Henriksen. We have received word from the manufacturer that there’s a very high demand for this model, and with seasonal holidaymas coming up we expect that the last of the stock will be out of stock and not stocked anymore. Don’t stock till you’ve had enough.
In case of emergency, please break dimensional barrier and escape into an alternate universe. We recommend the one where the inanimate carbon rod is president. Say what you will about inanimate carbon rod but it would definitely not endorse Roy Moore.
And now…
4/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi day, guys.

5/12 2017
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That thing when you go to look at yourself in the mirror, and you have no reflection.
And you realise you’re in a dream.
I love my dreams. I flew last night. Well, not flew. But you know the moon gravity kind of dream? Where you jump really high and far and glide through the air. Lots of beautiful sights. I wouldn’t mind staying in the dreamscape forever. I wonder if people in comas dream constantly? Or at all? Or in cycles. Of course I’d miss the goats and you guys and my family. But I could just dream you in there. Lasse in a coma I know, I know, it’s really serious.
5/12 2017
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That thing when you’ve activated the self-timer on the camera but the goats have run off to look at something else.

5/12 2017
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Guess what I got?! I got M&Ms! Sweetness. Thank you so much, Lisa Krolasik! I don’t even remember how we started talking about it, but it came up that apparently we don’t have a lot of different flavours of M&M in Denmark. While in America you have… all the flavour. What does that say about our respective countries, haha? But Lisa was kind enough to send me some samples of different kinds. I think my favourite are the caramel M&Ms. But they were all good, and it was fun to try some flavours I’d never seen before. Do you guys have the Rødgrød Med Fløde flavoured M&Ms in America?!
Lisa also sent me a Star Wars can cooler. I don’t know what wizardy keeps a can cold by putting a wooly thing around it. Must be the force!
Thank you for your kindness, Lisa!
5/12 2017
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I think I know where I dropped that spaghetti…

5/12 2017
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In order to keep things light, would you like to know my opinion on The Orville and Star Trek Discovery? You WOULD?! How fortunate! And you’d also like to buy me pizza? I knew you were a good person!
So, I think The Orville is better Star Trek than Discovery is, even though it’s not Star Trek. But it really has the spirit of old Trek. It’s almost nearly like getting more episodes of TNG. I wouldn’t mind if they toned down the humour a little bit. If they made it less of a comedy then it would actually be so close to the classic Trek shows. It makes me kinda happy, because I’ve missed old Trek. I watched the first reboot movie, was it in 2009? And it was ok. But I didn’t love it. And I haven’t even bothered watching the rest of the new movies yet. I’m sure I will at some point. But I’m just not very excited about them. I miss old Trek.
And I feel somewhat the same about Discovery. It’s not old Trek. It’s not my Trek. I mean, a morally ambigous Starfleet captain?! That’s not how we do captains in Star Trek! Well, it’s not a horrible show. Plot and character wise it’s obviously a more mature show than Orville. And it has qualities. Good performances. Depth. At least it tries. But it has two big problems for me. Number one (insert The Orville joke) is the Klingons. They are so boring. And yes isn’t it impressive how they speak real Klingon. I just.. don’t care. I don’t speak Klingon. And the subtitles are often white on white which makes it impossible for me to read. But worse, I don’t even feel like I’m missing anything when I don’t read them. The Klingons suck. And they’re part of problem number 2. The producers have decided to say that the show is set in the original timeline, original Trek canon. But then they have proceeded to completely ignore that canon. There’s nothing on this show that fits into the original timeline. The tech, the situation, the klingons. Nothing. The only way it could work would be if they ended the show with some kind of magic deus ex machine timeline reset. But that would be even worse. It just annoys me. And I know that’s stupid TV viewing. You should watch and enjoy the stories, the characters. Not care too much about canon and inconsistencies. But I’m just the kind of fan that gets annoyed with little inconsistencies. And Discovery is one big consistency. Spore drive? Huh? Looks, feels and facts all wrong. That’s the funny bit. Orville cout fit into the original timeline much better. Change a few names and a few looks (but not even drastically much) and it could be part of that canon. They’ve hit the spot so well. Not all of it works great, but it’s just more enjoyable to watch than Discovery. I’m going to keep watching Discovery, but sometimes it feels like homework I have to do because I’m a Star Trek fan.
So, if you can stand Seth MacFarlane’s humour and you miss old ST:TNG then I’d recommend giving The Orville a chance. It took a few episodes to grow on me, but I enjoy it now.
Now, about that pizza..
5/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

6/12 2017
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updated his profile picture.

6/12 2017
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Great news! My dad’s results are in. And the tumor is benign. Oh my. You have no idea how relieved I am. That’s the best seasonal holiday present I could get. That we all could get. I must admit, I thought it would be cancer. Because cancer is everywhere. Fork cancer. With a fork. So I just didn’t want to think about it. But of course, you can’t help it. But doesn’t matter. This is great news. So now they’ll be working towards my dad giving my brother a kidney next year. My brother is out of the hospital too. He’s still got some stuff to work on before a transplant can happen. But there’s something to work towards now. And my mother’s recovery is going well too. So things are looking up. I mean, life is fragile. You never know what will happen. Cherish every day etc. Still things to do, things to happen, we all have our health issues. But for today, the news are good.
Thank you all for your thoughts, prayers, vibes, healing etc. You guys rock and or roll.
6/12 2017
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Thank you all for the lovely comments. This may be the ice cream talking, but I love you guys. And you goats. And you girls. It’s nice to have some good news to share. And good people to share them with.

6/12 2017
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Heading to dreamland now. Thank you all for sharing the positivity. I am happy yo have you all. That’s why I’m going to keep you all in this safe and never tell anyone the combination. I hope you understand. Don’t worry. I’ll give you food and water and my collection of old Danish VHS classics so you don’t get bored. You guys like Dirch Passer, right?
Love you loves.
6/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Think positively, and I hope good things will happen for you. Here’s a sweet Popcorn memory.

7/12 2017
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Good goat times today. It was a little bit warmer, but that was negated by a harsh, cold wind. And a little rain here and there. Still too cold for me. But good goating. Treats and cuddles. A little exploring. We found grass that was green enough to graze on. Or maybe the ladies were just hungry enough to settle. Mia managed to knock a bowl of.. something, down. I’m not sure what it was, but whatever it was she was very fond of it. She kept jumping up with the front legs to reach the bowl. And eventually she knocked it down and they both ate most of the spoils on the gound. When Anne got there she asked “did they goats do that?”. The answer to that question is usually “Yes”.
On my way home I had to stop at my parents’ house to fix a computer thing. Mother is recovering according to plan. And I am of course still very relieved about my dad. Like a stone lifted from my shoulders. Or a Mio stepped off my toes.
7/12 2017
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It’s a little damp out. Grandma weighs her options.

7/12 2017
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On the way to do tech support. Brr. Skullcap under normal hat, rolled down to cover ears. Face sinking back into coat collar like a turtle withdrawing from cold.

7/12 2017
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This is just a little thank you note. Thank you.
I appreciate the support for me and my family. I’ll try to keep the good headspace going. Going once going twice. Here we go. I’m continuously amazed that anyone at all cares about little old me and my family and goat firnds. Let alone such wonderful people all over the world. You can say a lot of bad things about social media. And I have. But I wouldn’t wanna be without you. Okay, this little thank you note turned into a chronical lovesong. This may be the ice cream from yesterday talking, but I love you guys.
7/12 2017
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The Lasse you have requested is currently offline. Please hold while we divert your request to an infinite loop with occasional illegible error pages. You will not be reimbursed and there are no refunds, also our staff is currently breaking into your car to steal whatever is in your glove compartment. Thank you for your inquiry. Please remember to rate us on Yelp, but do be advised that we sue anyone giving us less than 5 stars as a matter of corporate policy. As a valued costumer you are entitled to a free ice cream on or during the hours of 4 to 5.30 am or 11 to 11.15 pm on or above Sundays on a leap year . By reading this statement you have agreed to sign over the deed to your house to us. Please accept a complimentary gift bag consisting of a sleeping bag and 5 tins of tuna on your way out.
Tthis dystopian future is brought to you by all the horrible things being done, and if you tolerate this then your children will be next.
Don’t blame me, I voted for an inanimate cardon rod and Vice President Cardboard Box full of shredded documents..
7/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Here’s a Friday flashback to when Herman had just arrived. Grandma Mio was not too sure how to feel about it.

8/12 2017
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Good dreaming last night. I dreamt I was on a safari! It must have been Africa, I guess. We were driving in a bus. I was filming out the windows. Lions and elephants and wide open plains. It was beautiful. I don’t remember what actually happened really in the dream. Other than a lion trying to get into the bus. But I just remember the sense of awe. And aw. I love my dreams.
8/12 2017
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This is another little thank you note. Big thank you to CarolAnn Ellis and Cindy Adams for these lovely seasonal holidaymas cards! Thank you so much, ladies! CarolAnn’s card features Estrellita. And Cindy’s card feature.. some goat faces I know very well! So sweet. Feeling the love, from everyone!

8/12 2017
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Here’s some premium content for the paid subscribers. I thought it would be funny to see if Mia wanted to wear my hat. She did not. But then I shook it around before putting it back on and Mia stared at it like it was a demon. “That thing that lives on your head is going to attack me!”. Those goaties are always on guard, looking for danger.
I cropped myself out of the video, because bald Lasse is uncomfortably similar to Gollum.
link: Mia hat video
8/12 2017
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It’s times like these I wish I knew what time it was.
8/12 2017
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Quick question, what do you wear for a double date with the ghosts of christmas past, present and future? Do you go casual or should you put in more of an effort?
9/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Have a little Peanut flashback to get you going.

9/12 2017
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Was looking for some white noise to calm me, but now I can’t stop listening to see if I can hear someone doing something rude in the shower. Farting, I mean. Probably.
Also “See if I can hear” makes perfect sense, that’s a good point you have there.

9/12 2017
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The vicious tiger prepares a diving attack on its clueless prey below

9/12 2017
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My crackpot plan to fix this timeline involves an exciting caper where Nicholas Cage and I, through a series of unlikely events, locate and kidnap Bill Watterson and coerce him into bringing back Calvin & Hobbes. The first step, though, is to locate Nicholas Cage who hasn’t been seen or heard in nigh on 10 years. Rumour has it that he has retired to an island deep in the Carribbean. To get there we’ll need to find a helicopter pilot crazy enough to make that journey in these unstable times. I’m thinking…. Nick Nolte. Now, hear me out! I know what you’re thinking. Why not Gary Busey? That’s when it hit me. WHY NOT BOTH? He can be the Chewie to Nolte’s Solo. We will also need an attractive lady that inevitably gets in trouble and has to be rescued by the men. In order to avoid any problematic harrassment incidents, I have decided to fill that role myself. I’ll need to get used to wearing a dress again, but I hear it’s like riding a bicycle. In a dress.
So, I’ll get back to you all when I finalize the plan and have a set schedule. Please donate to the kickstarter so we can make this happen.
9/12 2017
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Yes, definitely more than just 365 days. More like 9500 days.
Lemon, tt’s April.
Thank you all, though. For being part of my year.
link: Facebook 2017 year in review video
9/12 2017
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What’s a couple of nice goats like you doing in a place like this?

9/12 2017
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goatlog

9/12 2017
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I am heading off to the dreamscape. I wonder where the safari will take me tonight? Perhaps I shall be filming the most dangerous game of all. The Mio train after you’ve tried taking her food. Brb, buying life insurance.
Feeling a little more like myself. Whoever that is. The good news have been good. And I have more good news coming. Hopefully. Soon. Maybe. But I won’t spoil it, beforehand. Well, some of you already know. We’ll see. I just hope I can keep the positivity going.
Thank you all for helping me with that. Now, this is the point where I started writing a long silly thing about me being an alien who is used to sleeping beneath a deep ocean on a far off planet and that I was only here to collect human souls for a doomsday machine. Unfortunately my browser crashed before I could post it. So. You’ll just have to sort of imagine that. I know it’s hard to imagine me going on and on and on.
And on and on and on and on with virtually no point and no real idea where I’ll end up. In fact, you might not even be able to imagine it. Which is why I’ll write another couple of paragraphs about it.
The first such incident occurred…
9/12 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

10/12 2017
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goatlog. With a little cat.

10/12 2017
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Can you not? It’s too early to use that much flash.

10/12 2017
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First reactions to The Last Jedi seem promising. I hope it’s good. now for the excruciating wait of someone who’s too phobic to go see it in theatres. Please avoid spoilers. Unless it’s about the porgs. I want to know everything about the porgs.
Also, last night’s dream safari went to out space. I forget what happened. But it was in space. There was also a really weird dream about a family secret. It was… odd. And funnily enough, even though it was just a dream I still feel too uncomfortable about it to share it.
10/12 2017
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Because everyone loves premium content! Here’s more exclusive behind-the-scenes footage. Remember, the ideal present for your loved ones this seasonsal holidaymas is my exclusive DVD “Setting up the camera”, in stores sometime who knows eh I’ll do it later.
link: video setting up camera
10/12 2017
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Please to be admiring ze fetsies.

10/12 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week.

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