The Goat Nest
Today will be a good day. Here’s a little Popcorn for you.
23/4 2018
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Good goat times today. Not quite summer temperatures, but nice and sunny. Took the goats out grazing. There’s more and more grass, despite the goats’ best efforts. A big group of kids came visiting. Lots of attention was paid to the goaties. With classic remarks like “she’s definitely pregnant” and “Ew, it pooped!”.Good fun. After the big group had left, there was another woman with a couple of kids who came by and put down a blanket and had a little picnic. A PIZZA PICNIC. The music of my tribe. Also, Milo realised that pizza is the greatest thing in the world. So he kept harrassing the poor woman. Haha. I went and picked him up and carried him away. She thanked me, but as soon as I put him down he made a beeline for the picnic basket, I mean pizza box. So I went and got him again and sat down a ways away and gave him some peanuts for crunching. But again, as soon as I set him free he went looking for pizza. He’s the Lasse of goats, I think. Peanuts and pizza, and he also got some pasta. I dropped a pasta wheel while I was getting a few out for the big girls. And he snapped it up. Lots of crunching. I guess he’s ready for bigboy food. He just better not touch ma pizzah.
23/4 2018
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Just because there’s a horde of adoring fans doesn’t mean you stop grazing. Priorities.
23/4 2018
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Yes, extra cheese please. And charge it all to John Barron, thanks.
23/4 2018
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Milo and Sky are always super popular with visitors. Perfectly kidsized goaties.
23/4 2018
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St George is getting upset!
23/4 2018
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Apparently it’s World Book Day, so I thought I’d mention that i’m currently reading The Long Way To A Small, Angry Planet. Enjoying it. It is extremely woke. You’d have to get up pretty early to.. get up.. before it. Okay, book reviews aren’t my strong suit. It’s more like a papermaché tuxedo. Let’s just agree to this agree.
23/4 2018
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Extremely tired. To the MAX, upvote hashtag. Off for a long dreamwalk. While I’m away please enjoy this 5 hour podcast hosted by John Barron and Kanye West. It’s mostly about how to grab pussy and microphones. And don’t miss the aftershow where Alex Jones and Sean Hannity will analyse it all and sell you serpentwyne.
Great, I think I just gave myself nightmares.
23/4 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day, everyone.
24/4 2018
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I went by the old playground again. I wanted to see if I could get the playhouse with me. Turns out I was able to get it off the ground. But also that it was too heavy for me to take with me, even with the rolling shopping thing I had with me. Oh well. We’ll see if I ever manage to ask someone to help with it. I also wanted to take a look at the Lassepladsen sign as you guys mentioned last time. I ended up deciding to leave it there. I think I would have made a mess of it, and also… that place is the Lasseplads. That’s where I sat for 10+ years, through good and bad with wonderful goats. I don’t want to take that away. I want it to stay there, not to honour myself but to honour the goats that were there with me. From the original Mads and Mathilde, to the dear souls that were lost like Kamel and Palle and to the wonderful little ones that moved on and are hopefully having great lives elsewhere now like Peanut, Popcorn, Fuzzy and the Ping Pong twins and many more. Without all them I never would have spent all those years there. And even if the place is falling apart in neglect, I still want that little corner to be mine.
It’ll just be another 8ish years until I have earned a Lassecorner at the new place!
24/4 2018
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goatlog
24/4 2018
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Have you guys seen my car? I could have sworn I parked it around here somewhere..
24/4 2018
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Okay, I’m the goat guy. I have no knowledge of the feathery fowls. No idea what’s going on here.
…and in front of the children!
link: rooster and chicken vid
25/4 2018
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Totes comfy, why do you ask?
25/4 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.
25/4 2018
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Believe it or not, there actually was a time when I thought I might have someone
25/4 2018
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Current Mood : Vogon Poetry
25/4 2018
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I got goats babe
25/4 2018
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It’s not often you see a Danish name trending on twitter… The verdict in the submarine case came today. Guilty, life sentence. But they’re appealing it so it’s not over yet. What a nightmare.
25/4 2018
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Happy thoughts
25/4 2018
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I think it’s about time to read all 6 books in the hitchhiker trilogy again.
In fact, I’m not even sure I’ve ever read the 6th one.
It’s still a fond memory, how our school librarian introduced me to the series in the effort to get me to read something other than ghost stories. I wasn’t keen on it at first because I thought it was an actual guide book. I can still picture that little school library. I wonder if they even have it anymore. It’s probably been replaced by a 10 CD-ROM set and a latte machine kids today sheesh get off my lawn. Smoke me a salmon of doubt I’ll be back for the long dark tea-time of the soul.
25/4 2018
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Time to retire, into a world of pure imagination. Or at least 75-80%. I really hate when I imagine dragons and they show up without a head, or with just one wing. Any practice makes plerfect. Perlfect. Perfecsh. Ah, close enough.
Please accept my apologies for everything, a gift basket is in the mail and we’ll all be cats.
25/4 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.
26/4 2018
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Good goat times today. A rainy morning. Cold and rainy walk to the playground. But luckily the rain stopped when I got there and the sun came out. Good for grazing. I wouldn’t have been able to get them all out if it had been raining. A guy came by while we were out. I’m not sure if he knew me, but he knew Mia and Mio from the old place. He said he’d been out for a walk and he’d never been out so far before so he didn’t know they had moved here. That was fun. We had a bit of a talk about the goats. He also asked me if I’d ever eaten goat meat. Nope nope nope. I told him I was a vegetarian and he seemed surprised by it. Not surprised that I in particular was a vegetarian, but by the whole concept in general. “That’s something you can do?!”. I don’t know if he’d never heard of vegetarianism before, but it almost seemed like it. Then I got down on the ground and started eating grass with the goats. Just kidding. Sounded like I might see him again, I think he’ll want to visit the goats more.
Shortly after we returned to the goat pen it started raining again. And then hailing. Quite a racket on the tin roof of the goat house. I’d been waiting for a good chance sit in there and watch the rain with the goats. It did not disappoint. Very cozy and relaxing. I have noticed that Milo and especially Sky seem to roll around a little when they sit down. Haha. I love when goats start rolling over on their side, like fainting goats only not fainting. It looks like me trying to get out of bed.
26/4 2018
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Out on the stage.
26/4 2018
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Yo yo Mia
26/4 2018
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Thoughts and prayers for Ronny Jackson. I guess he’ll have to go back to being a bogus doctor instead.
Also, according to Trump Cohen only did a tiny bit of legal stuff for him. You know what that means. FBI will have to find the lawyers that did the rest of his legal stuff and raid them too! I liked how Trump was offended that they raided the office. Yeah, they should have made an appointment and knocked politely. You’d afford the same privilege to Mexican gangbangers, I’m sure. Attorney/Crook privilege is dead, I tells ya.
Also, “If you’re feeling in the dumps, forget about the Trumps” I’ll buy all your books, Eric Idle.
Can’t wait to tune into the next state of the union address, which I’m sure will be held in the Fox & Friends green room.
That’s the politics for today. In lighter news, last night I dreamt that I was fighting nazis. But there were a lot of good people on both sides. Also, I died. The nazis killed me. It was pretty disturbing but also interesting because my conscience kept going. So I kinda got to experience dying. Maybe I was a zombie. I don’t know. Okay, you’re all dismissed. Shore leave for all.
26/4 2018
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Compensation in the form of goat.
26/4 2018
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Hello, I am Obese Wan Kenobi and these ARE the pizzas I am looking for.
26/4 2018
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Instead of this slow decay
26/4 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanillje with Finn & Jacob from 2009.
27/4 2018
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You will give me the raisins, human. ALL the raisins. Do not attempt any trickery, I am Milo, the once and future goat king and my wrath cannot DO NOT CUDDLE ME WHILE I AM GIVING THE SPEECH, HUMAN
27/4 2018
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goatlog
27/4 2018
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I know I’m boringly straight-edge, but honestly if the Candy Man showed up and gave me drugs I’d be really disappointed that he hadn’t given me actual candy.
27/4 2018
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Gotta get that buzz
27/4 2018
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It’s kind of weird when you can so deeply relate to a song about a giant self-loathing squid.://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cv5GpF-WXE
28/4 2018
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The gravitational pull of dead stars
28/4 2018
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Time and tide will never care
Not so far from here to there
We just go (We just go)
So enjoy yourself, do the things that matter
Cause there isn’t time and space to do it all
Love the things you try
Drink a cocktail, wear a tie
Show a little grace if you should fall
Don’t live another day unless you make it count
There’s someone else that you’re supposed to be
Something deep inside of you
That still wants out
And shame on you if you don’t set it free
28/4 2018
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It’s one of those nights, alone at the computer, darkness outside, darkness inside. One of those nights when I wish I was dead and wish I was alive. When all you can see are all the paths you didn’t take, and not the one you’re on.
CANDYMANCANDYMANCANDYMAN
28/4 2018
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The voices in my head are telling me not to keep it all bottled up inside
28/4 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.
28/4 2018
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the highs and the lows, the ebb and the flow
28/4 2018
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Totes comfy, why do you ask?
28/4 2018
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Current mood
28/4 2018
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Out of this world, into the other. The chrome reflects my warped image, from filthy air I have descended. Going back and forth, intercourse between two worlds.
28/4 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
29/4 2018
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Mr Cutiepie reporting for duty.
I forgot to mention one thing that came up when I talked to that guy who came by and remembered the goats. You know, the guy who didn’t realise vegetarianism was a real thing. Haha. Well, he actually has (or had) goats of his own. And he bought a goat that didn’t have an ear tag. And his neighbours complained. And two weeks later the police showed up asking to see the goat. (He had given the goat back by then). So, that’s just to show that I’m not making bs up when I say the goats have to have those tags. I didn’t realise they were THAT strict about it, but it is actually a police matter apparently. I hope no one turns in Mia, the outlaw.
29/4 2018
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You know, if in 2015 you had asked me to predict what Stormy Daniels and Kanye West would be hottest in the news for in 2018, I probably wouldn’t have even gotten close to anything to do with the President of the United States of America. Or who said President would be.
29/4 2018
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Hey, look. We got a squatter in the goat house. A bird made a nest in there. The doors are open 24/7 since the goats still haven’t moved in for good. Works for now.
29/4 2018
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goatlog
29/4 2018
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Look, we got something new in the goat pen. A little platformy towery thingy. Sorry if I lost you with my technical mumbo jumbo.
29/4 2018
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Happy little goat family
29/4 2018
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Some scenes on the new goat tower
29/4 2018
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I am lucky to have survived this long among the very dangerous goats.
29/4 2018
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I don’t know if you noticed anything out of the ordinary yesterday, what with me being very ordinary always. But I kinda fell into a dark hole. As it were. I thought I could do without my meds. Because I am smarter than any doctor, I WILL FIGHT YOU. Anyway, yeah apparently that wasn’t a great idea. The darkness is always there, but I could really feel it closing in yesterday. So maybe I’ll just.. I don’t know. Listen to my doctor instead. PUT EM UP PUT EM UP. It’s lke the difference between standing on the ledge, and standing on the ledge while juggling rotten tomatoes and wearing a lindfold and also someone is trying to push you and so on and so forth.
29/4 2018
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Thinking of all the great treats that can be served here.
29/4 2018
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Kids approve
29/4 2018
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Mia clearly enjoys my company. You should be happy I dare to hang out with you, miss Danerous Outlaw!
29/4 2018
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.
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That’s all for this week.