Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

15/4 2019
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School must be hell for Nuller, the teacher always thinks he’s wanting to answer the problems.

15/4 2019
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Awful to see Notre Dame in flames. History burning…
15/4 2019
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Let’s put a happier thought up. Biscuitfaced Nuller.

15/4 2019
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Rural Juror 2: Supreme Court Boogaloo
15/4 2019
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Sassy found herself a place in the sun

16/4 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.

16/4 2019
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Good goat times today. A fairly cold morning, but we got a good deal of sunshine so it warmed up along the day. When I got to the playground I found all the goats out in the pen. Oldfurs and newbies. Let’s hope that’s new standard procedure, that would be really nice if they could get let out together in the morning instead of the newbies having to wait inside longer than the olds.
It might just be because it’s Easter holiday and someone else is handling it right now. We’ll see. I think it’s Easter vacation, even if it’s not the Holidays yet. But we had more visitors than usual. Both when we were out on the greens and when we were back in the pen. Lots of kids to enjoy the goats and I got to talk to a couple of grandmas that asked questions. Good times.
One lady commented on Sky, and said she must be pregnant! Oh no, here we go again. Hey, maybe it will be nice to be asked about pregnancies everytime we have visitors again… but Sky has just been blessed by the treat fairy. (If you’re not pictuing me in a tutu with diadem on my head then you’re not doing it right).
16/4 2019
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The newbies hard at work keeping the grass down.

16/4 2019
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Feeling dumb,
might understand that meme later IDK
16/4 2019
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Looks like Sassy is taking over grandma Mio’s old, favourite corner spot. She’s quicker to sit down than the other goats.

16/4 2019
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rip easter chocolate
16/4 2019
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16/4 2019
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I think this is the only time Lily has ever accepted lapgoat time. sometimes, when looking for treats, she’ll jump up and stand on my lap. But if I grab her and sit her down, she’ll squirm and get up. Clearly not used to strange humans that sit around and cuddle goats. It would be nice if she could get used to this, but I’m not sure she will. Milo and Sky are still great lapgoats, even if they’re big now. And Nuller? Foggedabout it. He’s all over me. Seriously, I have to practically push him away when I want to have a little time alone to clean my camera lens. He still just hurls himself at me from all odd angles. And often while climbing around on me he’ll sort of half fall over and end up sitting in my lap.
So to answer your question, yes I’m totally normal too, thank you for pointing that out.
link: Lily lapgoat video

16/4 2019
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Why can’t we pantomime, just close our eyes and sleep sweet dreams. Me and you with wings on our hooves.

16/4 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone

17/4 2019
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goatlog

17/4 2019
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I’m sorry, Inspector Nuller will have to check this shipment of hay.

17/4 2019
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Poison perfume
rigor mortis aftershave
dead eye, i am just like you
hollow and see through
shimmering around the edges
doused in gasoline, playing with matches
chloroform apetizer, rohypnol dessert
five courses of rotting carcasses
remarkably unremarkable
sparkling in the sunshine
glitter falling stars
bitter aftertaste of blood and vaseline lipstick
some assembly required, coming apart at the seams
decomposing symphonies, deconstructed conductor
electrical current currency
patterns in the dark
paths in the night
sleeping in the light
18/4 2019
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If you want to check someone’s passport before you decide whether it’s worth having compassion for them and helping them in their need, then you’re not a good Christian.
#HotTakes
PS Is Roy Moore still leading the polls? No wonder Republicans are against abortion, where would the rick old white men find kids to fuck if they all got aborted?
18/4 2019
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Think goat thoughts. There is only goat.

18/4 2019
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Ooh. Master & Apprentice audibook is here. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan. Screw you, real world. I’ll be in my Star Wars place.
18/4 2019
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fyi, I deleted the previous post. I didn’t want it to turn into a big thing with everyone piling on the person I was talking about. I actually feel pretty bad for that person.
So if you’re wondering why it’s gone, that’s why it’s gone.
Also, I’m just going to come out and say what we’re all thinking. “Dax” is not a real name.
18/4 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2007.

18/4 2019
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Good goat times today. It was a rough morning with dark thoughts, I kinda just wanted to go to bed and sleep all day and all of the night. But then I looked at the weather forecast. Sunny and 16C/60F. It would be a shame to not spend a day like that with goats.
So I got out, thankfully. There was a cold wind in the morning. But a beautiful sunny day and as it wore on it got positively springy, even a little summerly. That’s what we like.
We also like being met by all 6 goats out in the pen at arrival. It still might just because of the Easter vacation. But here’s hoping it’ll keep going like that.
Got them all out and we had a jolly good time. I keep slowly taking them further from the pen. We got the furthest out yet today. Next to the bleachers, to the little grassy hell next to them. No lawn mower had been there in ages I’d say. Great, wild grass. The best grazing of the year so far. Sassy was really going at it. Several tugs and a big mouthful of grass, yum yum. And we went on further, to the pavillion and the asphalted area and the sand pit. Lots of exploring.
And people coming by to enjoy their vacation in the sun. There was a family with a little boy and a girl who a little older. The boy kept saying the goats were sheep. And then the girl would correct him. To no avail. “Okay, sheep then!”. “NO, goats!”. It ended up with an actual shouting match. “SHEEP!” “GOATS!”. Ah, siblings.
Another boy came all the way up to us. He wanted to hold Nuller. He wasn’t quite big enough to hold Nuller. But with my help he managed it. I was the one actually holding Nuller up, but the boy got his arms around him and was very proud of his achievement.
A woman walked by with a girl in a stroller. She smiled up at us and said “It’s a nice day for goats to be out!”. It certainly is.
People seem to enjoy meeting goats out of the pen. I often hear an excited “look there are goats outside!” before I even see anyone approach. The kids excited to pet the goats, and the adults often with some questions about the goats or me.
We also got visitors in the pen later on. A couple of kids asked if they could come in the pen. I don’t think visitors are allowed in the pen but.. it’s Easter. So I told them it was okay, and they came in to see the goats. Maybe that wasn’t the best idea. More people came by and assumed it was okay to go in the pen and soon there was a little crowd, big and little humans. There were no problems. But with my bad eyesight and fear of humans it easily gets a little our of my control.
But everyone had a good time. And when a few of them left the pen I manned up and said to everyone else that “okay, I think the goats need a little peace now”. Trying not to let on that -I- was probably the one who needed the peace. Haha. All in good fun.
A big day of exploring and socializing in the sun.
18/4 2019
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New territory. Behind the fence you can just make out the bleachers. Everyone enjoyed the grass here.

18/4 2019
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And this is the goats in front of the house, but you can still see the side of the house

18/4 2019
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My face is [redacted] in the Nuller report

18/4 2019
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Hey, what’s in here?!

18/4 2019
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Now what’s this place? We’re really seeing the sights today!

18/4 2019
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Into the sandpit. Let’s hope there are no sarlaccs here.

18/4 2019
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Time to retire from the day. I’m feeling pretty drained. Long, sunny, peopley day. I think I will head on a dreamquest. It might be a while. I’ll tell you all about it when I come back, although I may have to redact some of the details. #NakedCollusion No collision no confusion so fast so numb that you can’t even
19/4 2019
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Hello world. Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce from 2014.

20/4 2019
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The greens are starting to sprout. Good days for the goat kind.

20/4 2019
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Oh boy, it’s too hot to exercise.
Which is the perfect weather to exercise in.
Love it. But almost too much today. I’d gone almost 40 hours without eating anything and only drinking very little. And then exercising in sunny heat. Tough. But it paid off on the scales. A couple of pounds down. That makes up for me buying more Easter chocolate this morning, right? Riiiight.
20/4 2019
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Lily close

20/4 2019
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I wonder if that would work in court…
JUDGE: I find the defendant… GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES.
DEFENDANT: Total exoneration, see you later suckers. *puts on sun hat and goes golfing*
20/4 2019
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Sassy and Lily are partaking in the grass

20/4 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

21/4 2019
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goatlog

21/4 2019
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Even Mr Fluffypants himself must stop and admire those pantaloons

21/4 2019
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On a break

21/4 2019
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Terrible news out of Sri Lanka. Just saw it on the news, reported that there are Danish tourists among the dead and injured. Obviously brings it a lot closer to home. But it’s just so sad. That humans do this. Are capable of this. Everywhere, all the time. Imagine what the human race could be if we weren’t so .. human.
21/4 2019
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Shutting down the Lasse for today. If you need the Lasse, we can recommend the cheap nom-brand Lasse-substitute in your local supermarket. All the bullsh*t with none of the nutrients and only half the calories. Nine out of ten dentists recommend that you get out of their office and stop talking nonsense and please stop leaving pamphlets in their waiting room.
Had enough of the real world for now, I’m going dreamwalking.
21/4 2019
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That’s all for now.

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