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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
29/4 2019
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Here’s a bonus Mio Monday photo. I found this in a folder of photos I was experimenting with last November. Taken with the ‘art bold’ filter on the camera I was experimenting with. I can’t tell if it looks super artificial to you normies with your ‘accurate vision’. But I kinda like it. And it’s a never-before posted photo of Mio. Exclusive for the premium subscribers.
29/4 2019
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Good goat times today. A lovely day with lots of sunshine through thin clouds. Warmer and warmer as the day wore on.
Unfortunately the newbies hadn’t been let out when I got there. Dangit. I did have some problems with the lock on the outer gate, and there was a new lock on the goat house, it doesn’t require a key but it was a little finicky to get open. Hopefully the morning guy just had problems getting in and it’ll be solved and he can start letting them out again in the mornings. Hooves crossed.
Got them all out when we went greening. The greens are getting good and the goats are enjoying them. We met nice people too. Kindergarteners out of the kindergarten. And at one point while I was sitting and watching the goats and older lady came over and sat next to me. She was excited tos ee goats out. We talked a bit, and I think she filmed the goats too. And called her friend. Who then showed up. And she was even more excited to see goats. “I never thought i’d see such a thing”. Haha. She was really happy to see goats out in the wild. And it sounded like those ladies were planning to come back and see the goats regularly. Sounded like they wanted to see Nuller grow up. Not like he’s going to get much bigger now. But they where very nice.
And then we went and relaxed in the pen. I got yawns from both Sky and Mia. I think those may have been the first yawns of the season. At lest that I have seen. When the weather gets warmer, the yawns always start coming. I do love a good goat yawn. And a good goat yarn.
29/4 2019
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Nuller is entertaining our new friends
29/4 2019
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Oh yeah. Nuller knows what the crowd wants. Show ’em those fluffy pantaloons, boy!
29/4 2019
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We did have a mishap today. Thankfully this is just the (fairly cheap) filter that I had on my lens. If this had happened to the actual camera lens then it would have been byebye camera. Hopefully my camera is still functioning properly.
What happened was, I put my camera on the fence while I was setting up to shoot a video. And the strap was hanging down. And one of the goats, I think it was Milo, managed to get his head caught in the strap and pull the camera off the fence. And then he got scared by the evil camera that was following him around so he ran around and bucked a little until he flung the camera into one of the rocks. Oh dear. Poor frightened boy. But he was fine. Better than the filter.
My eyes are always messed up after a day out in the sun, so I can’t really judge if the photos and videos I took AFTER this happened are okay. I’ll have to check tomorrow when my eyes are a little better again. Hooves crossed everything still works.
29/4 2019
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Shutting off the simulation for today. Please everyone return to your designated file folders and stand by until we resume the machines of goat.
29/4 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.
30/4 2019
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I tell you what, nothing feels better than a good long hard exercise in a superhot apartment, now please take this gun and put it to my head and pull the trigger I tell you what
30/4 2019
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Here is another photo from that ‘art bold’ experiment from last November. Milo and Sky, bold works of art.
30/4 2019
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Oh dear lord. I just read that Facebook will be going through a redesign in the coming weeks? If there’s one thing I know for absolutely certain it is that change is always bad and things always get worse and there’s definitely no way they have thought about visually impaired people during the process. Fuckety fuck-fuck fuck.
Not that I’m pessimistic or anything. Hey guys, wanna go back to Myspace?
30/4 2019
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I think there’s a me in there somewhere
1/5 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
1/5 2019
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Good goat times today. Lovely, warm day. Though with some cold wind especially in the morning. But it’s going to get a little colder now, so I had to get out and enjoy it. And that I did. Just as I arrived at the goat pen there came a group of kids, kindergarteners I think. “ARE YOU THE GOATS FRIEND?!” one asked. They were pleased that the goats had friends. And then the goats went out and started attacking the greens, with kids scurrying around them, bravely petting them and laughing at random goat things. Kinda like what I do. Also laughing every time a goat peed or pooped. One of their adults said “look, you can see where the poop comes out”. What I like to call a ‘Keiko moment’.
Later on I was sitting and watching the goats when one of the playground workers arrived. I should know his name.. but ..face blindness. You know. I think he’s actually the supervisor, the head of the whole hing. Well anyway, he stopped and said hi. Gave some cuddles to Nuller, who had jumped up on the bleachers. And he said “it’s so great that you come and take the goats out, the kids really love it”. So that was very nice to hear. Good to be appreciated. Good to be able to give some good experiences, especially to the kids. And just people in the neighbourbood. Many people are surprised when they see the goats outside. Sometimes they come and ask if they escaped or if I took them out haha. And the kindergarteners always come running happily to the fence to see them. “The goats are out!” is a phrase I hear a lot. We should entertain at birthday parties.
1/5 2019
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The goats entertaining
1/5 2019
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As per tradition, nsfw
1/5 2019
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More entertaining. They earned their treats today
1/5 2019
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JUMANJI!
(THE OLD ONE)
1/5 2019
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Don’t forget to stop and eat the grass
1/5 2019
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Apparently they’re working on a Willow tv series. I can dig it. I loved Willow. But hear me out, they still need to finish the Ewok trilogy. Get Busy, Warwick.
2/5 2019
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I am shutting down life support for the night. Please get to your stasis chambers and prepare to hibernate. I am probably going on a dream quest, so you might not see me for a day. Please enjoy the scheduled posts on Mia’s page, and also the hallucinations from the cryo freeze.
2/5 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
3/5 2019
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Aww. Rest in peace, Peter Mayhew. Say hi to Carrie for us.
3/5 2019
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I dreamt that I partied with David Lynch. Now you know, if anyone throws a great dream party it’s gotta be David Lynch.
Unfortunately I don’t really remember any of it now. It was one of the first dreams in a series of many. But I bet it was a hoot. And scary as fork.
3/5 2019
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Milo comfy
3/5 2019
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Hey, Mia. No hanky-panky.
3/5 2019
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When the moon hits my face like a big pizza plate that’s… what I’m eating
3/5 2019
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Little matchstick people in an endless universe, think think they are so important. wonder why the universe doesn’t answer them when scream into the night sky. building towers and flying planes, dancing around monuments to themselves, while the universe just laugh because we tickle it when we move
3/5 2019
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I give up, what are we looking at?
3/5 2019
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An unboxing match between Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield. The first one to unbox 20 amazon packages wins.
Or… current boxers which is a thing I know about because sports, go team go team!
3/5 2019
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Today will be a good day. It is a big day, we have fb company coming! Hopefully everything will go ok. Thoughts and prayers, I gotta human today! Here’s grandma all the way back from 2012.
4/5 2019
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Good goat times today. I don’t usually go in the weekend. Might be the first time at the new playground in fact. But as I said, we had visitors coming. Gabi Wolff and two of her daughters from Germany. Naturally I was very nervous, borderline panic attacking. But it went fine. At least from my point of view. They were very, very nice and I did my best at humaning, including awkward hugs and all. Hope I didn’t come off to weird haha. And I hope they had a good time. It seemed like it. They were very happy to see the goats. Gabi seemed thrilled! They’ve actually visited the goats at least once before (or more?) but this was the first time when I was actually there. Lots of laughing and photo taking as we walked around. The goats seemed a little perturbed at first I think, they’re only used to one craze human following them around! But the visitors brought treats, so they were suddenly very popular. Treats are a great icebreaker at parties.
I managed to do a little talking too. I realised that while I don’t really speak much German, I do understand quite a bit. Denmark and Germany are physically connected and we get their TV and we have German in school (but I choose French instead back then, so I hadn’t had much German). Structurally I think our languages are quite close, so there were several times when they were discussing how to say something in English and I actually understood the German. Funny that.
And hey, I survived. It’s almost like there’s an actual human somewhere in there.
Good times were had by me and the goats, nad hopefully by our visitors too. I think they’re planning to stop by again next week when they’re returning home from their holiday. So I’ll probably be seeing them again.
4/5 2019
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You brought treats? We love treats!
4/5 2019
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Everyone’s goat their goat on
4/5 2019
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I know some people are annoyed by the whole Star Wars Day thing, but come on. Can’t you let us have this ONE DAY where we get to openly admit we love Star Wars. This ONE DAY where we can be ourselves and get some attention? Is that too much to ask?!
Maybe the fourth be with you why not, padawannabes.
4/5 2019
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Luckily we got goats enough for everyone
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4/5 2019
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Alright, I am pretty drained. I am going to go flow into the nether realms of the force . Maybe I can find some force ghost goats. Can you imagine, all my passed on goat friends lined up as shimmering force ghosts. Gave myself a little heartburn there….
anyway, enjoy your weekend. See you tomorrow.
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4/5 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
5/5 2019
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goatlog
5/5 2019
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A little biscuitface for your Sunday smiles
5/5 2019
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Hi, are you taking a picture?
5/5 2019
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updated his profile picture.
Resting 8bit face
5/5 2019
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Visitors Day
link: visitors video
5/5 2019
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Just hanging out
5/5 2019
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That’s all for now.