His And Los
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone
1/6 2020
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It’s hot in Denmark! About 25C/77F right now. It’s going to be even hotter tomorrow, if the forecast holds up. When I watched David Lynch’s weather forecast yesterday, for the first time it was actually warmer in Denmark than in Lynchland. How bout that.
It’s going to last a few days and then get cooler again. That’s Danish summer for you. Happy June, everyone. I haven’t chacked the news yet today so I’m ok.
1/6 2020
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Breaking news from the Goatlog News Network
1/6 2020
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I always love seeing Milo and Sky together, the sweets.
1/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
2/6 2020
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Good goat times today. It’s a scorcher. I think it got up to 27C/80F. For Denmark that is blistering hot. Glad I got my bus pass. Walking home with a bad back in that heat would have murdered me. Phew.
Picked some branches on my way to the goats, since I still can’t take them out to the greens. I put the branches up on the roof of the shelter to save them for when it was time for me to leave. Of course Mia had other plans and kept trying to get up and grab them. She managed to get some of them. Sassy tried too, but she doesn’t have the same reach. Not for lack of trying.
Nuller was back to bleating today. He’s still got a bit of a baby voice. I’m happy about that. I enjoy those bleats. He’s still a bit of a brat, bless him.
Otherwise, lots of lounging about in the heat. Panting goats. It was so hot that they retreated underneath the goat house a couple of times. I remember grandma Mio loved to sit herself down under there. Grandma’s under the house again, I’d say. Sigh. I hope everyone gets through the summer okay. This year has been a heckhole, a heckhole I say. I don’t need any goat tragedies.
Now, I’m going to go to the freezer. It’s so hot I could murder an iced cream.
2/6 2020
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Trying to use the Force to pull them closer
2/6 2020
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Sorry, Sassy. No chance.
2/6 2020
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Amongst the visitors at the goats today was a sweet little girl who decided “Let’s just say the goats are cows”. “Moo, cows!”. A free thinking spirit!
2/6 2020
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The goats’ water supply was very popular with the birds today. They kept using it as a bird bath.
2/6 2020
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There’s gotta be a way…
2/6 2020
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2020 news is like detective Columbo. Oh just one more thing…
2/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
3/6 2020
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I had great dreams last night. I dreamt I was Morrissey. I dreamt I was David Lynch. I had several little semi-lucid dreams. I love dreaming.
3/6 2020
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I call this piece ‘Bird in Flight’.
I was going to take a picture of the bird bathing in the goat tub, but then it took off before I could start filming. I followed the bird with the camera and snapped a photo. I’m amazed I managed to keep it in frame. Although, of course, it’s a pointless bad photo. So it fits perfect in with the rest of my photos!
3/6 2020
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And more bad bird photography. We got baby birds nesting in the goat house again. This is right after mama came in and fed. Forgot to put the flash on, but at least I didn’t disturb them then.
3/6 2020
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Okay, enough bird photography. Here’s a goat and a sack of potatoes wearing a hat and glasses.
3/6 2020
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The 1930s were a filthy, filthy time.
3/6 2020
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It’s wlays awkward when you’re the tallest one at the party.
3/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005.
4/6 2020
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Good goat times today. Considerably cooler climate today. It went from 27/80 to 17/62. I’d like it to be a little warmer than that. But at least the company was good. Nuller’s baby blats, Mia’s growling barks, baby birds chirping for mama’s feeding. For the first time in quite a while I managed two goat trips in a week. I am still not doing super well mentally and physically. I feel bad about not seeing the goats more, but at least they don’t seem to hold a grudge. Still happy to see me, and the treats. Let’s hope it’ll be a good summer. What could possibly go wr OH JUST ONE MORE THING
4/6 2020
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Sup, Milo?
4/6 2020
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Lives in a house, very big house in the goat pen.
4/6 2020
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it’s hard to make sense
feels as if i’m sensing you through a lens
4/6 2020
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Gather round, let me tell you a story.
Tell us the one about the treats, the treats!
4/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2016.
5/6 2020
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Some bad shit went down in my neighbourhood today. I don’t really want to write about it. I’m fine. It’s laughably nothing compared to what’s going on in America. But it just goes to show even in tiny Denmark there are bad people and bad shit, because humanity sucks everywhere.
Happy constitution Day, Denmark!
5/6 2020
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Let’s have a happy goatface. Nuller!
5/6 2020
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Oh for fuck’s sake. I got switched to the new Facebook design. It’s horrible. The other day I got switched to the new Twitter design. It’s horrible. Everything is horrible. Why does everything turn to shit? Why does every design get broken? Why does no one care about desktop users and visually impaired users. I’m sorry for being a big baby, but why does everything has to be so hard? I wish I was dead. *Holds my breath*
5/6 2020
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Sorry for being a whiny bratt. But when you’re an isolated loser with no life outside social media and you’re dealing with several visually impairment it kinda become a big deal. I got pushed on the new facebook design just as I was spending and hour trying to get hcaptcha system to work. More and more websites are being designed in ways that are poorly compatible with my special needs. Some things I can’t even use. As more and more website use captcha gateways that don’t function with my system I am getting literally locked out of parts of the internet. And then there are sites like twitter and facebook that do work, but that now become a bigger and bigger burden to use. Facebook is pretty much all the social life I have. Imagine if you had a big cinderblock tied to both your legs when you were out living your life, that’s how it feels like when I have to navigate these shitty new designs. Designed for cell phoens and people with normal font sizes and colour palets. Probably won’t be long before I’ll be pushed onto the new youtube design too. The web gets harder and harder to use. Windows gets harder and harder to use. And it will only get worse. And my eyesight will only get worse. And the world is burning, the climate is ‘changing’, the systems are failing. I am just tired and severely depressed and my back used to hurt when I took a 1 hour walk now it hurts every day. And I can’t take the goats out of the pen and how long before the pandemic is back and what about the murder hornets. And I know I’m lucky and priviliged compared to so many people, but I’m just tired. I’m just so fucking tired. There’s no chance of a normal life and everyrhing only gets worse so what’s the point of going on.
*deep breath* ok. had to vent. Sorry if you read all that. Shit’s shit and shit’ll keep shitting, what are you gonna do. Guess I gotta get started on trying to fix as much of the new fb ui as I can with my blockers and experiment with what I an do to make it a little easier. When you’re out in the world browsing the internet on your phoens and tablets I hope you appreciate it. Cos it’s fucking ruining shit for desktop users with impairments.
5/6 2020
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Well I wrote a long post. Then deleted it because I had to edit the photo for privacy concerns. Then realised I hadn’t saved the text I’d typed.
So please enjoy this before/after photo without a long, sad rant attached.
New facebook still sucks and in the span of a week my two main social outlets have become much harder to use. Pleasse forgive me if I’m weird and inconsistent until I get more used to it.
6/6 2020
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Well I’ve had enough for today. Didn’t plan on spending all night and day fighting the facebox, but now here we are. At least I managed to clean up a lot of the junk. I’ll just have to get used to all the annoying stuff that makes everything harder now.
Sorry for going on about it and being annoying. In my defense, I literally have no social life outside the internet. I am recluie. I only spend time with goats. Apart from my family, the only human contact I get is the internet. So this stuff has a big impact on my life. And part of it is also.. I try not to think about my disability in my everyday life. You kinda get used to it. You learn to live with it. You do what you can do and try not to think of the things you can’t do. And when something that used to be easy is suddenly difficult… well it’s sort of a smack in the face, a reminder that hey you’ren ot normal, you’re less than. And that doesn’t help when you’re already prone to depression and anxiety. Gotta vent all the frustration so I can get back to pretending everything is fine.
But I have to remember I’m lucky and priviliged in many ways. I may be feeling frustrated and depressed right now, but I gotta be careful not to fall back down in the black hole. Things were starting to get a little better with the bus pass, the goating, exercising again. Gotta keep going. Right now I’m going to keep going all the way to the bed and dream the trouble away. Hopef you’re all doing well out there. Hoperfully when things settle I’ll be able to keep up a little again with everything that’s going on. Or maybe I’ll leave and go back to blogging on my website. YOU NEVER KNOW.
Ta for now, thanks for listening.
6/6 2020
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What… what happened. Was it all a dream? My Facebook has been switched back to the classic version… what’s going on.
I’m sure I can’t be this lucky. I’m sure it’s a temporary glitch. But oh man, the classic version feels so much better. So much better. It’s like getting back together with your one true love after you tried dating that widower for her money. Or.. something.
Anyway. Today will be.. a good day? Happy Funday everyone.
7/6 2020
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Looking on the thread on reddit where people were complaining about being forced onto the new Facebook design, I can now see that others have been switched back to the classic design too. I wish it was because Facebook cared about us all and listened to the complaints and gave us back the classic design. I think it’s more likely there is some kind of problem or bug on the new design and they want to get that fixed before they move all their users to it. I can’t imagine they will let us use the classic design forever. Although I wish I wish I wish they would. It is so much easier to use. Vastly superior when you’re on a desktop pc and have special needs.
Well, we’ll see how long it lasts. I’m happy for now.
Btw, last night I dreamt I was part of the scooby gang from Buffy and we had a dog and it died fighting vampire dogs and it was one of the saddest dreams ever. I can confirm that dreams are like movies, it’s always much worse when the animals die.
7/6 2020
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Demonstrations in Denmark too. Not that it makes a difference, but hey we’re with you America.
link: article
7/6 2020
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Gotta have some goat content too. Here’s Sassy all up in the camera bizniz, while Milo is hanging back.
7/6 2020
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Geez, Lasse close your legs. So unlady like.
7/6 2020
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Hey, Western Union. If you want to sponsor us get in touch.
7/6 2020
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*flashback to riding my bike to City Vest shopping mall to buy the Dawson’s Creek soundtrack*
7/6 2020
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That’s all for now.