Bo Burnham Wannabee
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
24/5 2021
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Happy with tears in my eyes!
I know you all don’t care about the Danish soccerballsports, so I won’t go on about it for too long. But the club that has been part of my life since I was a little boy just won the Danish championship, for the first time in 16 years. We used to be the biggest club in Denmark, one of the biggest in Scandinavia. And then for so long everything was just a mess. And now we’re back. In a crazy season. With not the best or most expensive team. Against all odds, and all that. I wasn’t sure I’d eer see it again.
You know, in the grand scheme of things it’s not like it matters.
But it matters to me.
I feel like Jack, when Ben showed him that the Red sox had won the title. I guess maybe there is a real world out there after all…
24/5 2021
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Nuller and Lily, attached at the .. face I guess.
24/5 2021
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Milo is keeping his fluffy pantaloons well groomed.
24/5 2021
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Relax
25/5 2021
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“AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas lawmakers approve letting people carry handguns without a license, background check or training.”
No, I have no idea why America has a gun problem.
America is fuckn nuts
25/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
25/5 2021
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Good goat times today. A rainy morning. Which was too bad because there were kids who wanted goat times too. When I got there, Kasper, one of the employees, was there with kids. I don’t think they were visitors, I think they were kids connected to the playground and the club they have there. Kaspe was excited to see me and told the kids about how I was the goat whisperer and how in the summer I’d take the goats out for walks and one of the goats even jumped on my back and all that. Haha. Unfortunately due to the rain, the goats decided that I was not whispering loud enough and therefore they would not come over to the fence. At least the kids got to listen to the goats bleating for me, and they asked some questions. One of them recognised my Star Wars hat too. Nice kids.
Eventually they went back to the club and stuff, and I went and spent some nice time listening to the rain with the goats. The weather forecast looks promising for the end of the week and next week. We may be getting some summerly weather. Here’s to hoping!
25/5 2021
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It wasn’t all rain today. It cleared up later on, and I did some exterior decorating. Notice the difference? We got two pavement platforms again! Remember before the summer last year we had those two paved platforms that I made. When we spent the summer in the horse field they did construction in the goat pen and one of the platforms disappeared. And the pavement tiles were just gone. Well today, a few of tehm were suddenly lying around. I think maybe they’d been buried under the hay in the shelter. Anne has been cleaning up in there to change the hay. Long loong overdue. So I think maybe that’s where they were. In any case, I decided to act quick and rebuild the second platform. I didn’t ask permission, so I guess it’s possible they were going to use that stuff for something else. And they may dismantle what I’ve built. But I hope not. I’m really happy with having two platforms there again. It’s so much better. It will be when the mud is gone anyway. And the wooden board that I’d been laying out as a makeshift second platform, well now i’ve put that down on the ground to extend the double platforms. It’s much more stable than before where it was balanced on a couple of concrete blocks. Now there’s just more platform space, paved and wooden, and it’s all better. And I got some suff leftover that I used to improve the unstable platform where the goat tower used to be, and that’s much better now too. All in all I am quite pleased with it. I mean it’s still just hodgepodge makeshift throwing junk together. Not going to win any beauty prizes. But I do what I do with what I got, just happy to have stuff for the goats to stand on.
Here it’s Mia and Milo standing on the new, secodn platform. You can see there’s a space between the two platform, like there was before last summer.
And there’s a little Lily in the back.
25/5 2021
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Here’s a little before and after.
The top part is the before. Mia and Milo are standing on the wooden board that wobblily elevated. Only one plattform to the left of them.
On the bottom is the after. Two platforms and the wooden board is now on the ground as an extension. Once the mud dries off I hope the goats will want to sit there. Especially I’d like to see Milo and Sky sitting next to each other, one on each platform. It kind of reminds of a Star Wars spaceship. Like a twin-ship. You just have to imagine them sitting there and then a cockpit over them. And then they take off and what no I’m not weird.
25/5 2021
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And Nuller says ‘no, you’re not moving my rock”
25/5 2021
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By the way, thank you to everyone. Who cares about me, who pays attentions to me, who humours me, who shares humour with me. Who hangs around. Who is a part of my world. When I feel like I barely care about myself and barely want to be in this world, it warms my heart and helps me that there are people out there who are glad I’m here. I’m probably not good at making you feel appreciated, but you are. Thank you for giving me reasons to not give up on myself.
25/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
26/5 2021
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Got a bit of a cough today. Hopefully it’s just because I was out in the rain.. and noth teo the other thing… otherwise I’m feeling fine, apart from sore arms and legs from the platform building.
Thank you all for the responses to my post yesterday too. You all make me feel loved, and that’s no easy thing. Love you loves!
26/5 2021
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Here is some video of my mud wrestling yesterday. You will have to supply your own Benny Hill music.
Boy, those things look so much lighter when you speed up the footage. My sore arms tell another story.
26/5 2021
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I wonder if this number is still active.
26/5 2021
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snuh
26/5 2021
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Uh oh. Milo has spotted the camera.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.. the kids yesterday, when Kasper said I was the goat whisperer… one of the kids asked if I could tell ‘number 18’ to not headbutt them. Haha. The bandit will not be tamed.
26/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
27/5 2021
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The always sweet Lily.
27/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007. And it must be Vanilje peeking in the back.
28/5 2021
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Oh I forgot to post this. Another installment of Milo vs Brush. He really didn’t like it. In fact, it scared the berries out of him! Sorry, Milo. I’ll keep the brush away from you.
28/5 2021
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Wait, I don’t get it. If we don’t get a comission on January 6, then how are we going to expose and bring to justice the BLM and antifa agents who went undercover and disguised themselves to discredit Trump supporters and Qanon heroes?!
Sorry, we can’t salute the flag while our fingers are buried in our ears, alalala justice my ass, law and order is a tv show
28/5 2021
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Quick question, can I wash my tinfoil hat in the washer-dryer or do I need to wash it by hand?
28/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium from 2013.
29/5 2021
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Alas, poor Mia. She knows hunger. To snack, perchance to treats.
29/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
30/5 2021
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goatlog
30/5 2021
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Nuller’s on his rock, uncle’s in the mud.
30/5 2021
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“Your health decisions are yours to make.
It shouldn’t be your boss, the government, or anyone else forcing you to make those decisions.”
I was going to say, I can’t believe Ted Cruz could say that with a straight face. But then i remembered, he’s pretty crooked.
Pro life, now line your morals up in front of the firing squad.
30/5 2021
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Up up and away with the treats
30/5 2021
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That’s all for now.