Pain And Pleasure
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
21/6 2021
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Good goat times today. Things seem good. If I didn’t know that Mia had been sick last week, I probably wouldn’t have guessed it now. She seems pretty much back to her normal self. Running for the chance of treats, shoving others out of the way, giving me smooches and her paw for scritches and just generally present and full of the goat spirit. Just how we like it. Hopefully there won’t be any setbacks or anything, but I think we’re good. I didn’t let her have any pasta yet, but I did slip her a few raisins. Smaller and easiler digestible. A little raisin may not fill a lot in a big goat tummy, but it still gives off that ‘ooh he’s giving me a treat’ endorphin rush i think. And I got them some greens too.
The weather cooled down as well. Comfortably cool. Some rainshowers, but not too heavy. I decided to walk the walk home in the light summer rain. Feels good man. Here’s hoping we’ll have a good rest of the summer. I gotta try and see if I can ask if maybe it possibly is ok for me to maybe take the goats out of the pen again. I don’t think I will be allowed to do it anymore, but can’t hurt to ask. I do miss that.
21/6 2021
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Green breakfast.
21/6 2021
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Good to have you back.
21/6 2021
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Hey kids, what you got for me?
21/6 2021
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Wow. I know most of you don’t care about the soccerballs, but I just gotta write this out and get it out of my system.
Denmark just beat Russia 4-1 and we are through to the knockout stages in the European Championship. What a crazy crazy crazy insanen tournament it has been so far for Denmark. It started with LITERALLY one of our players dying on the field. More or less forced to play the game we lost to Finland. Then the next game against Belgium we got off to a great start. Went ahead 1-0 and played really well. But ended up losing that game in the end. So two losses before the last game in the group stage. At one point tonight we went from being up 2-0 and hearing that Belgium had scored against Finland which would give us second place in the ground and we’d qualify. Then in one minute Russia got a weak penalty and scored to 2-1 and news came in that Belgium’s goal was disallowed after VAR video check. So then we were back out. But in the end, we won 4-1 and Belgium won 2-0. Which gives us second place in the group and we qualify for the last 16. What an insane rollercoaster ride. And for the first time in a long long time the Danish team is actually kind of exciting to watch, with promising players. Now we’re facing Wales in the next round. And with all due respect ot Wales, that is one of the easier opponents we could get in this tournament. But who knows what will happen. Who knows where the rollercoaster goes next.
When soccerfootball is good, it’s great.
After Eriksen’s collapse I had kind of written off this tournament. I thought we were going to go out and I wouldn’t even care, it just didn’t matter. But now he is doing well, and we pulled off a miracle in the end. No one, but no one, could have predicted how this all went down.
So. Yay sportsteam. Phew.
21/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
22/6 2021
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Uh oh, Milo has spotted the camera.
22/6 2021
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goatlog
22/6 2021
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Would you like a couple of goofballs in your nut salad?
22/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
23/6 2021
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Good goat times today. Mostly. Don’t worry, Mia is still fine. And the weather was nice and warm, with a lot of sunshine later on. Unfortunately I managed to hurt myself. I think I bent a chest .. bone.. thing. You know like when you bruise a rib? Which I’ve done 3 or 4 times. Wait. How far up does the rib cage go? Hah, I’m really exposing how dumb I am here. I failed the imaginary anatomy class. Does the rib cage go all the way up to the next? Are there ribs under your chest? What even is a body and how does life? Anyway. Some bone in there. I was getting fresh water for the goats and I leaned over the fence to put the bucket into the fence. And I pressed my chest against the fence. And felt it immediately. It felt a lot like some of the bruised ribs I’ve had. Not as bad as that one time when I was running with Palle, you might remember the video. But it definitely hurt. I think I have pretty brittle bones. One of the bruised ribs in the past was also just basically from leaning into something. I’m just a walking bag of glass bones I guess. I can’t count how many times I broke legs and arms as a kid. I know I once told the story of how I broke my arm on the last day of school before the summer holiday. And then there’s all the other medical problems. Sheesh.
Well, it wasn’t horrible. But I knew it wasn’t great. Afterwards I wanted to move a pallet that was a bit stuck, and when I pulled on it I felt the pain in my chest. Not ‘I’m heaving a heart attack’ chest pain, but ‘there’s some one in there that’s broken or bent or bruised’ pain. And there’s this big empty water trough that I like to use to balance my camera on when I don’t have the tripod out. Normally I can lift it easy peasy. This time, it hurt. And then when I sat down, leaning my weight on my arm. It hurt.
So that’s just great. I guess that means 3-5 weeks of pain. Hopefully it won’t be too bad. My only concern is that I hope it won’t hurt when I breathe. Since it’s kinda over the lungs there. I guess I’ll know tomorrow. It’s always the day after that you start really feeling it. It doesn’t feel as bad as the lower ribs right now though. With those I could barely move without being in pain. Hopefully won’t be as bad this time.
Hmm, I had the camera set up to film when I was getting water. We may have another “Lasse breaks a rib” video to look forward to! Next up on Denmark’s Funniest Home Goat Videos.
All the goating was good though, and I’m just happy Mia is doing well. That’s all that matters.
I’ll just have to get aspirin toppings on my pizzas for a while.
23/6 2021
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Doctor Mia sending healing energy right into my ouwie. She was resting with her head on my chest. Luckily it didn’t hurt. Not like I could say no to her anyway. I think she may have dozed off. She was snoring and then suddenly she made a little whimpering noise, almost likes he had a nightmare. Then back to snoring. So sweet.
23/6 2021
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If Keiko ever did come to visit us, I would not be surprised if she ended up like Sassy in this photo. Face wedged in between two goat butts.
23/6 2021
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Little bit of pain sometimes when taking deep breaths. Hopefully it won’t get too much worse than that.
Hopefully for all yalls sake I mean, cos you’ll be the ones listening to me complain for the next few weeks.
23/6 2021
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Tired big gal and little gal.
23/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mathilde from 2005.
24/6 2021
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Feeling fairly ok today. Hurts a bit if I push or pull too much with my right arm. And I feel kinda worn down. But not too bad. Nothing like with the bruised ribs in the past.
24/6 2021
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Since the video of me falling with Palle and breaking a rib was so popular, here is the video of me breaking my sternum yesterday.
Or bruising or bending or whatever. Don’t worry. If I hadn’t told you, you wouldn’t know anything happened. I literally don’t make a sound and just walk out of frame. But that moment where I put the bucket down on the ground, that’s when I felt bone give way in my chest. So, that happened.
24/6 2021
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Goat butt parade.
25/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2006.
25/6 2021
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25/6 2021
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Hey, what’s this? Mia and Lily sitting together. You don’t see that too often.
25/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.
26/6 2021
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goatlog
26/6 2021
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As I’ve said before, I’m not some crazy goat kook who only posts goat stuff all the time. As you can see, I’m perfectly capable of just posting a selfie of myself with no goats.
By the way, has anyone seen Sky? She was here just now..
26/6 2021
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Good soccerballsports times today. Denmark beats Wales 4-0 and qualifies for the Quarter Finals in the European Championships. Next Saturday we’ll be facing the Czech Republic or the Netherlands. It’ll be a tough game, but we’re not without chances. After the insane start to the tournament, we have steadily improving. A good game that we lost against Belgium and then big wins against Russia and Wales. And coincidentally today is the 29th year anniversary of Denmark sensationally winning the European Championship in 1992. One of the biggest surprised in footballsoccersports history. Can we do it again?
No, probably not. My money’s on Italy or Belgium. But we got a good team and we get a lot of sympathy and support because of what happened to Eriksen. Even before the tournament started there were people calling us outsiders.
We’ll see. Even if we go out in the quarters that’s still a fine result for a tiny country like Denmark. We’ve done well under difficult circumstances.
Everybody three cheers for balls!
26/6 2021
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btw, I don’t know if I’ve told you lately. But I love you.
I was once alone, literally and figuratively. It means a lot to me that there are people who care about me and want to around me, onlinely speaking. Especially cool people who make me feel loved and appreciated, who make me laugh and cry. Who make me raise an eyebrow and a metaphorical toast. And a real toast, when i’m eating toast. Which I probably will be doing tomorrow.
Anyway. I always feel bad that I am not good at keeping up with the facebox feed. But I yam what I yam. I hope you know I appreciate you being around. Sometimes you’re my lifeline. Sometimes you’re the reason I smile. Sometimes you’re the reason I clear my browsing history because I googled something about butts. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Sorry to those who felt they had to leave along the way. Thank you to those that stay.
26/6 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
27/6 2021
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Mia and Sky snuggled up. I love them together. Big gal and little gal. Adoptive mom and the ‘kid’ of the flock, who knows the safest space is next to the big protector. I don’t see Milo sitting alone with Mia that often, but Sky is often with her. And then once in while they have their little go around, I still think it’s when Sky is in heat probably. Her tail is wagging and she’s kinda bugging Mia and they butt head a little, bur you know Mia really isn’t threatened. It’s like a little family that now and then have to be a little dysfunctional, but then they go back to the sweet loving togetherness. Or maybe I’m just humanizing. But they are really sweet together.
27/6 2021
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That’s all for now.