Rock Motion
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
2/8 2021
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Good goat times today. Managed to drag myself out. The depression has been pretty bad lately, I just wanted to go back to bed and not face the world. But I know it’s always worth it to see the goats. And it was. Of course. I always feel best there.
A warm day, summerly in the sun. But with occasional rain showers. Made for some funny scenes when the goats were up on the pallet mountain and then the drops started falling and they all scattered and ran for shelter. And then the rain would pass in a few minutes and the goats would come out, like nuclear war survivors from their fallout shelters.
Funniest was when Mia, Milo and Sky headed for the goat house, but I went and sat down in my groove next to the shelter. When Mia saw that I hadn’t followed them to the house, she looked at me for a second like “Dang it” then she quickly tiptoed out in the rain and over to the shelter. And chased Sassy, Lily and Nuller out of there. They then went to the goat house, which meant Milo and Sky had to clear out of there and went to join Mia and me in the shelter. Musical goat chairs. But mostly it was sunny and lovely. ItS always better with goats.
2/8 2021
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Better with goats.
2/8 2021
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I’m really not interested in the olympics. This whole thing about nations competing.. I don’t like it. It’s 2020, wait it’s 2021. Wait what year is it? Anyway, how the fork come humanity is still dividing itself like this. What even are countries? Why do we divide ourselves with religion and race and colour and shrty made-up lines on maps. Drawn by blood and hostility and hatred and inequality. I know some people, especially Americans, are very proud of their country. And hey I love Denmark. I’m proud to be Danish . But I don’t think Danish peiople are better than others, other than Swedish people (sorry running joke, DANSKJAVLA). But yeah. The [my country] First thing is the very worst of humanity condensed into a racist slogan. If you think people born in your country deserve better lives than people born in other countries, stop and think about why that is. I still remember an ex-friend on here, in one of the hurricane flood catastrophies, proclaiming that they hope ressources and aid wasn’t wasted on the ‘illegals’. The mega-churches not letting in the refugees. It still kills me that a lot of christians don’t understand the good samaritan. We are all divided so much that there’s really not hope for humanity. We’ll never get along. I didn’t get my student loan debt removed? Then you shouldn’t either! Because life is a competition and I can’t win unless you lose. My gold medla means nothing if I’m not standing on the highest podium place looking at the silver and bronze medals below me. What’s the point in being good and going to heaven if I don’t know that there are people burning in hell? You can’t let the riff-raff into heaven. We need a touch of class. Basil the god hath spoketh.
I wish we could see what the world would have been like if we’d all started and remained together. If humanity was united. We’d probably still find ways to muck it all up. But it would be intereseting to see how it would go if we could reset things from now. But people don’t want to wear a mask, people don’t believe the climate is changing even while oceans burn, corporations want to make people work their ashes off 7 days a week, even though a 4 day work week would probably be better for eveyone. Billionaires want to fly space dillerse into the atmosphere and then thank the workers who have to pee in bottles because they aren’t allowed to leave the assembly lines.
Welcome to the world, people are garbage.
Imagine if we dedicated ourselves to being better, instead of to being better than others.
Imagine all the forking people.
2/8 2021
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And now, the gold medal winner and undefeated reigning champion of my heart…. Mia T Goat.
Notice how she’s got that whole board space behind her but she still sits with her leg over the side. Good thing there aren’t crocodiles in that grass river.
2/8 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
3/8 2021
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3/8 2021
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goatlog
3/8 2021
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When you set up the self-timer to take 3 photos so you’re absolutely sure you get a good shot of you and Mia on the bench.
And then came Nuller.
3/8 2021
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Becky Chambers books read by Patricia Rodriguez is just the best. As good as Stephen King books read by Will Patton and Star Wars books read by Marc Thompson. I hate not being able to read physical books, but I love some of the voices I get to listen to.
3/8 2021
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Uh oh, Milo spotted the camera.
3/8 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
4/8 2021
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Good goat times today. Comfortably warm, around 21C/70F. Cloudyhere and there, but lots of sunshine too. I brought a nice big green buffet for the goats, which they seemed to appreciate. Later on they were all quite tired and sat around half-snoring, barely even bothering to chew their cud. It’s a hard life.
I did some hard labour. That platform that I’ve been trying to stabilize, it’sbeen pretty stable. But I thought it could be better. I’d been toying with the idea of moving the big rock again. The one that I can barely budge even when using all my brute stength. Well I did manage to budge it, roll it around a bit and got it situated nicely so the platform is now stuck well between two rocks. Pretty good. It can’t really be moved from side to side anymore. Although it can still be pushed up, because it”s not nailed down at one end.
Oh and the reason I kept having to try to stabilize it is because the goats love rubbing up against the side of it when they walk by it. The push their whole body against it for a all-over scratch. But hopefully now it will stay in place. We’ll see.
It’s kinda nice rolling that big rock around actually. I’ll be feeling my muscles tomorrow. But there’s something satisfying about it. Mayeb it tickles the ..whatsitcalled. Cultural memory. The..species dna.. _I don’t know. Anyway, maybe it reminds me of my forefather neanderthals pushing rocks around. Or vikings building walls of rocks to keep the jætter out. Words flail me. Anyway, let’s rock.
4/8 2021
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Making sure Sky gets a share of the green buffet. She gets her own serving so she doesn’t have to worry about the others chasing her away.
4/8 2021
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Mia and Milo posing on the now stable (hopefully) platform. The rock under where Milo is standing is the one I moved. It may not look huge, but I tell you. I can’t lift it off the ground. At this point I was still rolling it around and trying to get various pieces of blocks and wood to come together to keep the platform from wobbling and things from falling. And also I had to take breaks to feed the poor starving goats.
4/8 2021
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Sky is investing the big rock that seems to have moved a bit. And Lily is sending out a signal to Keiko Murakami “hope you’re feeling better *wiggle wiggle*”
4/8 2021
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Taking a break after moving the rock around. Mia will not allow me taking a break from givng her treats though.
4/8 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2006.
5/8 2021
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Had a weird dream last night. It was a family christmas, but Lady Gaga was invited. And for some reason she was super angry at me. I think I had made a comment about one of her movies being really bad? I had only been joking, but she’d taken it seriously. Also I feel like that whole thing is something I vaguely remember from a previous dream, but I’m not sure if I’m right about that. But anyway, it was a really awkward christmas dinner with everyone being happy and pretending nothing was wrong, meanwhilst Lady Gaga was just pissed off at me. Haha. And then I went outside, and I wanted to build a snowman with a “I’m sorry” sign to show her that well I was sorry. But there wasn’t enough snow to build a proper size snowman so I ended up with a tiny snowman. But then one by one memebers of my family came out and we started getting a really nice and big snowman made. I don’t think we got a sign done but then Lady Gaga came out and I’m pretty sure she forgave me, just before I woke up.
So that. ‘s a thing. I’m not sure why Lady Gaga showed up in my dream. I think she was actually dating my brother in the dream and that’s why she was at the family christmas, but I’m not sure about that. I also think she did the cooking for the dinner and wouldn’t let me have any because she was mad at me.
Curious.
5/8 2021
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Shit, now I want to watch Mr Robot again
5/8 2021
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Lilyface
5/8 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mathilde from 2005.
6/8 2021
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Among goats
6/8 2021
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Nuller light
6/8 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
7/8 2021
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Mm, Sky-sized tomatoes!
7/8 2021
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goatlog
7/8 2021
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Nuller and Lily, mama and her boy.
7/8 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
8/8 2021
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Aw, rest in peace Markie Post. Had a big crush on her back in the day. And so soon after Charlie. Up there with Harry.
8/8 2021
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Sky is so little she makes even a cherry tomato look big.
8/8 2021
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8/8 2021
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I know most of you don’t follow me on twitter, and look I’m not here to judge. We all make mistakes in life. But I still think you deserve to marvel at my meltdown, so here’s the highlight reel of what it looks like when they let lasse have the tweet bomb.
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you’re damned if you do, pass me the butter
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Everyone who doesn’t get the vaccine has to start watching christmas movies on august 15th,
it’s a law
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Sometimes I regret not getting on that spaceship. I can’t help looking up at the moon at night and wondering what my life would have been like if it had been me who’d been the first man on the moon. I mean, you can’t second guess yourself all the time. But what if…
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*evil morty theme*
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I remain convinced that Chopin was a wizard. I do not know why he did not heed our call when we battled the ringwraiths.
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Did you know that if you put a turtle on its back, you’re a fucking dick why would you do that? leave the damn turtles alone. Imagine if a giant turtle turned your life upside down take a minute just sit right here I’ll tell you how I became the pr wait wha
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do you ever feel like you’ve been possessed by an evil demon, Damian?
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If you aren’t a therapist then you shouldn’t have a couch. You’re sending some really mixed signals and it’s confusing me.
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How do people that make ladders know when to stop? I mean they don’t know what the ladders will be used for. Different people have different needs, ladder length wise. Is there a scientific formula for the best length of a ladder, one most likely to suit the needs of most people?
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You know when you’re composing a fucking hilarious tweet, but then you finish it and look at the word count and it says -30 and you have to go back through the tweet and delete as many letters as possible so you can post it and you can’t help the feeling that it’s ruiend the whol
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It’s not fair that people who were on Night Court have to die. I feel like, if you were on Night Court that should be enough. To guarantee immortality. Otherwise, what’s even the point of granting people immortality? If you’re not going to grant it to people who were on Night Cou
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Persona Non Gelato
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On a scale from Brolin to Holloway, how Josh are you?
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And before you ask, Joshua Jackson is not applicable. There is no rom for error in this study
8/8 2021
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But also, goats.
Six goats in the frame! Jackpot!
8/8 2021
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That’s all for now.