Cool As Ish

August 22nd, 2021

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

16/8 2021

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Good goat times today. A rainy morning. But luckily it cleared up pretty much right as a I got to the goat pen. So i got some quite nice time in sunshine with the goaties. After that I had to go do tech support for my parents. My dad had somehow managed to complete wreck his browser. Like, the exe file was 12 kb big. Don’t ask me how that happened. Luckily I could fix it by copying the exe file from my mother’s browser. I got them on seperate portable browsers, for just this kind of thing.
Then a walk home in minor rain. And then I made the mistake of leaving my jacket at home when I went shopping. And the rain started coming down pretty hard. But it’s alright. I like getting soaked as long as it’ not too cold.
All in a day’s work, and play.
16/8 2021

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Hopefully I was forgiven for not bringing all the berries and snacks. Can’t party every day!

16/8 2021

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The ‘no I didn’t eat your cookies’ face. Replace cookies with pears in this instance.

16/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

17/8 2021

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Sky and Nuller. Look at the size difference. Even this poorly framed photo you can see it. Hard to believe Sky is actually older than Nuller, she looks like a baby next to him.

17/8 2021

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Did you know that Giancarlo Esposito was born in Denmark? I didn’t. But I do now. He’s not Danish, but he was born in Copenhagen. Moff Gideon from The Mandalorian, and a ton of other stuff. Always knew I liked that guy.
17/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

18/8 2021

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Good goat times today. Managed to get out, despite not feeling well. Had to spend some time in the toilet first. I know, it’s cuter when it’s the goats doing it. And I felt like I might have to throw up. But I decided to get out anyway, and thankfully I felt pretty ok. Just happy to be with the goats. Mia managed to pull the treatbag out of my pocket at one point. Sending pasta and peanut flying around the goat house. Oh boy. I tried to recover as much of it as I could, but most of it ended up being crunched by happy goaties. Grr. Well, maybe I’ll try that tactic with the pizza guy next time…
I’m still feeling a bit wonky. I feel like I need to get something to eat, but also like I might hurl it if I do. So that’s fun. We’ll see how it goes.
18/8 2021

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Mia and Milo, busy helping themselves to the spoils from Mia’s treatbag pickpocketing.

18/8 2021

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And a little goat butt parade for good measure.

18/8 2021

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That thing when you’re going grocery shopping and you have to return some bottles and the lady in front of you at the recycling machine has two big garbage bags full of small bottles. Sigh. And all you an do is wait. Silently wait. Wait for the machine to inevitably break down.
That’s always fun!
And then, believe it or not, I ended up behind the same lady when I was at the cash register. And the cashier was someone who seemed very new at the job and was working very slowly. Super! I ended up spending twice as much time standing in line as I did actually getting the groceries I needed.
It’s times like that it’s good to remind yourself that you’re lucky you can just go down and buy groceries without bombs falling around your ears or tornadoes or murderous heatwaves or christmas carollers.
Still, if you have a million bottles to return maybe split it into a couple of goes?
Oh and I’ve now had something to eat and so far I haven’t thrown up. So far so good.
18/8 2021

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Sky may be the littlest but she’s been feisty this week. Knocking heads with practically everyone. Even Sassy, whomst she normally runs away from immediately. And even Mia, whomst she’s usually very good friends with. Here it’s Nuller trying to hold his own against the little gladiator.

18/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe and Mathilde from 2006.

19/8 2021

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I’ve been trying for a few days to come up with something to say about what’s going on in Afghanistan. But words always fall short. Obviously it doesn’t matter what I have to say about it anyway.
But it occured to me that I do have something I can say. I can tell you about Abdul. A kid I got to know at the old playground. I’m not sure how old he was, 10ish maybe? He was at the playground a lot back in 2013-14. His family were refugees from Afghanistan. He was a really sweet boy. A good kid. You know sometimes you just feel like you can tell if a kid is good or bad? There were some kids were I got the feeling that when left alone with the animals they might tease them. Abdul was a good boy. Super sweet and friendly. Always good to the animals, always eager to help with them and learn about them. He especially liked the goats, and he would often come and spend time with me in the goat pen. Sometimes I got the feeling he looked up to me a bit, which was super weird because why would anyone look up to a moron like me? But maybe it’s because I’m not like most of the other grownups, I don’t run around in a hurry, I don’t boss them around. I’m better at listening than talking. I think some kids might appreciate that. But what do I know. In any case, he became sort of a little junior goat herder. He told me he loved animals, but they couldn’t have any where he lived now. I heard that from several kids over the years. They loved animals but lived in places where they couldn’t have any. And Abdul especially loved goats. He told me that his family had had goats back in Afghanistan. But at some point they had to let them go. I guess things became so bad that they couldn’t afford them anymore. That was the only time I really saw Abdul being sad. He was always happy and smiling, only when he talked about his family’s goats I could tell there was sadness in him too. I can’t imagine what it’s like being a kid going through all that kind of stuff. Whenever I hear people with opinions like [my country} First, I can’t help thinking of all the people you’re excluding. The people suffering from incredible oppression, hunger, persecution, war. If you’re looking at what’s going on in Afghanistan and you’re worrying most about what effect it will have on your country, Then maybe you should read your bible again or something. The refugees you don’t want, those are kids like Abdul.
And hey, I don’t have the answers to anything. What do I know about anything. I have been getting more and more depressed about the world and humanity and religion lately. I don’t know how to fix anything. I guess there is no way to fix it. Which is really sad. But I hope Abdul is doing okay. He must be close to grown up now. Maybe he can get a goat farm in the country some day. Imagine all the people.

19/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.’

20/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce from 2014.

21/8 2021

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goatlog

21/8 2021

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And now for today’s edition of “Is Sky Bigger Than [Blank]”.
Today: Is Sky bigger than Nuller’s rock?
She is taller, but the rock is definitely wider and heavier.
This has been today’s edition of Is Sky Bigger Than [Blank].

21/8 2021

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We wamtss it

22/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

22/8 2021

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That’s all for now.


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Party Dose

August 15th, 2021

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

9/8 2021

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Code red for humanity? Eh, don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll be able to colonise Mars before it’s too late. I just hope there’s life on mars, who else will we get to farm the mars cotton for us?
9/8 2021

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Nuller watch

9/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

10/8 2021

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Good goat times today. Managed to get out despite feeling depression and feeling unwell. Great to be with the goats. Unfortunately I’m still feeling rather unwell. Dizzy and nauseated and very tired.
Hopefully it’s just because I slept too little or ate too much, or some combination thereof. Wouldn’t it be funny if I got the covid a couple of days before my second vaccine dosis? Wouldn’t it be hilarious? Wouldn’t it just?! Well my respiratory system feels fine so I’m sure it’s not that. Probably. If you don’t hear from me send pizza. If you do hear from, eh send pizza anyway just to be sure.
10/8 2021

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Brought greens for the goast in the morning, as always. But since it had rained, the greens were wet. And the goats don’t really like wet greens. So I dumped them outside the pen and went to the fence to give pasta treats instead. .. Mia however noticed the bunch of greens and was like “What’s the matter with you, how am I supposed to reach those?!”

10/8 2021

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I feel like I’m feeling better. Hopefully. I wasn’t sure if I should get something to eat, since I was feeling both hungry but also like I might throw up. Well I went ahead and grabbed something to eat . I don’t know if that’s what’s made me feel better. But I feel less dizzy, nauseated and tired. So. Let’s hope. Maybe my bloodsugar crashed or something. I believe I may make it to my second dose of the vaccine. Hooves crossed.
10/8 2021

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You can stop making that face, Mia. I brought the greens in for you. The others have already started snacking.

10/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

11/8 2021

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Good thing we don’t eat crow round here

11/8 2021

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Milo and Lily, waiting for treat time

12/8 2021

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It’s a listen to Pink Floyd concerts on youtube kinda night
12/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

12/8 2021

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Who’s got two thumbs and all the cutlery in the house stuck to his forehead?
This vaccinated guy!
Surely I’m magnetic by now. Got my second stab this morning. So far so good. I know some people feel unwell after the second one, so I’m prepared for that. But so far all’s clear. And now I can settle back in comfortable immortality, as is my understanding.
I stayed up all night listening to the floyd, so I’m going to go to bed early today. If I get any side effects maybe I’ll sleep through them.
Hope you’re all doing well, see you on the flippity flop.
12/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

13/8 2021

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Good goat times today. Had a special thing, but I’ll tell you about it tomorrow, because that is the appropriate time. Lovely warm day, maybe the last real summer day. The forecast doesn’t look promising. I need more summer, dagnabbit.
But good times where had. The couple of elderly ladies that visit regularly came by. Had a little chat about the goats, their ages, beards, bellies and such. And corona. They brought up how they used to see me taking the goats out for walks. That’s when they first noticed me. I think they miss meeting me with the goats out of the pen. Me too, me too. I gotta try to ask if there might be a chance I could be allowed to do it again. We’ll see.
Tired now, and my arm is sore.
13/8 2021

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Okay, I guess there’s no point in trying to keep up a suspense. The special occasion is that tomorrow is Mia’s birthday. She’ll be turning 9 years old, can you believe it. Since the weekend is not good for me to go goating, we had her big birthday bash today. I brought selected goodies that they rarely get and we had a jolly good time muching on that.
I even grabbed a few grapes, blueberries and strawberries for myself. Mmmm, that good. My diet is so bad and all I eat is processed if not just candy. There’s something really really nice about just freh berries. Good stuff. Now I just gotta get video and photo stuff ready for posting on the page tomorrow.
13/8 2021

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Early birthday smooches from the ‘young’ lady. The big Nine tomorrow.

13/8 2021

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Boy, Sassy is such a little piggy. I’m editing the birthday party footage, and she’s just running around after me, chasing everyone else away, trying to get all the snacks for herself. The only one she can’t chase away is Mia. But it’s not easy making sure Milo and Sky get their fair share.
Hard not to laugh though, little plump Sassy running around, looking up at the snacks in my hand like “it’s mine all mine I wants it, get out mah way, move it or lose it suckers”
13/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mia from 2012.

14/8 2021

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Happy birthday, Mia! The big 0 9 !”

14/8 2021

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

15/8 2021

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Here’s the video from Mia’s birthday party, for those not following the page. Lots of berries. The eating kind.
15/8 2021

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I forgot to post this goat butt parade from earlier in the week. If a goat berry falls in the pen and there’s no one around to see it, does it make a fart?

15/8 2021

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That’s all for now.


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