Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

29/3 2021
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Merry christmas

29/3 2021
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Sky is well decorated.

29/3 2021
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Alternate voight-kampff test:
Play Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life and if the test subject doesn’t whistle along to the whistling section then they’re an android.
Happy birthday Eric Idle, 25 minutes ago.
30/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

30/3 2021
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Good goat times today. Beautiful, lovely day. First day that really felt like proper spring. Lots of sun and upwards of 14C/57F. That’s pretty good for Denmark. Perfect goating weather. Lots of lounging around of course. Lots of yawning too. Especially Milo and Sky. Normally it’s hard to catch a good goat yawn, but the little goaties were tired in the sunshine. If you haven’t petted a big, fluffy goat belly on a goat that’s been sitting in the sunshine then you’re really missing out. So soft and warm. Time to start shedding the winter coat I think. They’re so cute when they’re tired in the sun. A few times Sky was practically rolling over on her side with her legs jutting out. And of course I spent some time with Mia’s head in my arms, snoring against me.
Had plenty of visitors too. A guy with a little kid early in the morning got some closeup goat time and a little word exchange with the scruffy looking goat herder. Later on in the day most of visitors had to just admire the goats from afar. If you’re going to expect the goats getting up and coming all the looooong way over to the fence when it’s this warm and lovely, well you should have brought treats shouldn’t you?
Now I only wish i’d bought some iced creams for myself.
30/3 2021
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Sleepy in the sunshine

30/3 2021
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Goat butt parade.

30/3 2021
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Soaking up that sun. Time to start working on our tans.

30/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

31/3 2021
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They should have done an episode of Star Trek TNG where they did an episode of Columbo on the holodeck. In fact they could have a whole spinoff show where it was just people from other shows doing guest appearances as their characters on the holodeck.
In other things, did the Enterprise ever go underwater in tng? Because I dreamt that the Enterprise was flying underwater, almost like a submarine. And also Doctor Cox from Scrubs was there. And that’s before the really weird stuff started. I love my dreams.
31/3 2021
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Hey hey! Thank you CarolAnn Ellis for the birthday card! That is one cool goat haha! Thank you so much for thinking of me!

31/3 2021
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Gandalf is carrying a sandwich
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31/3 2021
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Here’s looking at you kid

1/4 2021
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I know most people here don’t care about the soccersportsball game, but I feel I have to state for the record that Denmark has won their three first games in the World Cup qualifiers with a score of 14-0. And our under 21s have won all their three European Championship games with a score of 6-0. This is a level of success that I am sure can not keep going for long. Also the club that I support is leading the Danish league as we go into the final rounds. Everything’s coming up Lassehouse.
Tune in again in a couple of months when we’ve lost everything following this, but hey live in the moment!
1/4 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005. A little April’s Fool picture I photoshopped to make it look like I’d taken her home with me.

1/4 2021
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Good goat times today. Grey and with a cold, cold wind. Spring didn’t last long!
Other than that a pretty quiet day. No visitors, I guess everyone’s away on Easter holiday or something. Speaking of soccersportsballgame, there was a soccersportsball in the goat pen. I tried to see if the goats wanted to play with it, but no luck there. They are just terrified of balls and things that move around and are unfamiliar. I get jealous when I see other people’s goats playing with stuff or dressing up or stuff like that. Ours just don’t like that stuff.
In other news, I broke my walkman. Which is a bit of a disaster since it’s a model that is no longer available. That means I have to get used to some kind of new one. And you know how I am about new things… everything new is worse and I don’t want change!
I did just get that smart phone.. I supposed a smart phone can play audio files. I wonder if I can use it as a new mp3 player…. well we’ll see.
1/4 2021
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Just a couple of fools.

1/4 2021
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Nuller and the fool

1/4 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2005.

2/4 2021
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En and af pap
2/4 2021
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A snap from Tuesday’s sunchill. Mia resting with her head in my arms, while Milo is yawning in the background.

2/4 2021
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goatlog. Lily gone wild.

2/4 2021
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Looks like Mia and Sky have made up.

2/4 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

3/4 2021
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Sun-powered Milo is recharging.

3/4 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone, with bonus auntie.

4/4 2021
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Happy Easter everyone. It is not a thing that matters to me personally, other than annoying me with closed shops and my favourite podcast taking a break. But if you’re into that sort of thing then i hope it is good for you. I am feeling depresioned, but hanging in there. Should have broughr chocolate eggs.
4/4 2021
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Easter berries from Sky.

4/4 2021
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

22/3 2021
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three sizes of goats

22/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

23/3 2021
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I may have found a new pizza place where I can actually eat the pizza. You have no idea how happy this makes me.
Also may be getting my new new phone tomorrow or the day after, so maybe I can get some resolution on the page issue, one way or the other.
Now I’m going to sit back and listen to this new John Moreland record. Thanks for calling in, caller!
23/3 2021
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Hah look at Nuller there on the left, practically rolling over on his side. Did I go in for belly rubs? Yes, yes I did.

23/3 2021
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Just found out a Facebook friend has a passed away. She was in the hospital with a heart issue and optimistic about hte future. Now she is gone.. So very sad. She was always super nice and sweet and supportive. A mother and wife. One from the old music community circle. Too young.
Rest in peace, Stacy.
24/3 2021
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Well it’s been a weird night. First I found out about my facebok friend’s passing. And then about 45 minutes later I got the problem with Mia’s page fixed. Strange times.
24/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

24/3 2021
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Good goat times today. Started out gray, but the sun came out and it was quite the lovely day. Temperatures are rising, slowly.
It was a ‘peace and war’ kind of day. There was a lot of headbutting going on. And it was intense. Not just knocking heads, but also those guttural grunts. They meant business! Even Mia and Sky had a go-around. They usually get along very well, but every now and then… I think it’s when one of them, or both, are in heat. Because when they butt heads there is also usually a lot of rear-sniffing. And humping. It really is rather ridiculous when giant Mia is mounting little Sky. Haha. But it’s usually Sky who starts it, by bugging Mia with the unwanted rear attention. At one point Mia had had enough and she went back a few steps, like she was winding up. And then boom! Full force Mia train ramming into Sky. Neither of them went up for a headbutt, but Mia just crashed fullforce into Sky. And Sky tried to stand her ground, but she was literally skidding backwards with the dry ground blowing up around her. No one was hurt, but it really was a hardhitter. If this had been Street Fighter 2 or Mortal Kombat (or whatever kids are playing these days) then it would have been one of those special moves where you have to power it up before unleashing it.
And then later on it was time for peace. All the goats settling down to lounge in the sun. Mia on the highest pallet, right in the sunshine. With Sky sitting down next to her, butt to butt. So relaxing and lovely.
24/3 2021
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It’s hard work being the goat queen. Mia’s got top pallet. Sassy’s got bottom bunk.

24/3 2021
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Nothing better than just sitting in the sun with Mia, listening to her alternately snore and chew cud.

24/3 2021
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Oh Nuller, tipped over again. And not as slim as he used to be..

24/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

25/3 2021
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Hey hey! Thank you Debbie Wilkinsand Kelly Mayne for the birthday cards! Sorry for the bad picture, but the cards are lovely! And they got here faster than the christmas cards haha. Thank you so much for thinking of me!

25/3 2021
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Got a full refund on the first new phone I bought. So that’s nice.
Now I’m wondering if using that first phone was what actually fixed the problem on Mia’s page after all… I don’t know. It’s all been such a big mess. I haven’t picked up my second new phone yet. Been debating with myself whether I should return that too. But eh, I guess it’s a good idea to have some kind of smart device lying around in a drawer. In case I need it some time. Fb still says that if I turn off geographic location on my device I could be required to do the authorisation again. So. Probably good to have a smart device in case I need to do it again. And I’m not going to find a smart phone cheaper than what I got. So. I guess I’ll get it and keep it.
It’s nice to be back posting on Mia’s page. And so lovely to feel how happy a bunch of people is to have us back. Makes me feel like it’s worth investing all the time and energy in it. It’s good to know I bring some positivity into the world, somehow.
25/3 2021
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This is still one of my favourite TV scenes of all time. Chillingly brutal, with perfect use of the Johnny Cash song. So good. If I could uncancel on TV show, The Sarah Connor Chronicles would be a strong contender. It wasn’t perfect, but to me it was a lot more interesting than what they’ve been doing with the Terminator movies after T2. I haven’t even watched the newest one yet.
Ah well. He’ll be back, I’m sure.

25/3 2021
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Mia entertaining the crowd. This was not the poop troop. These kids were of the “EWWW THEY POOP” kind. Most kids seem to fall into one of two categories. HAHAHA POOP IS THE FUNNIEST or EWWW POOP IS GROSS.

25/3 2021
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“making it a crime to give voters food & water in line”
The gop is truly the party of inhumanity. Unless you think white christian heterosexuals are the only humans in humanity. You have more rights if you want a gun than if you want to vote.
26/3 2021
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How I eat my pizza

26/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Large from 2013.

26/3 2021
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But wait, there’s more.
..oh actually, no that’s it. Sorry.
26/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje and Æsel the bunny from 12007.

27/3 2021
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Had several great dreams last night.
Including a semi lucid dream inception. A dream within a dream. I dreamt that I was dreaming. And in the dream I started to realise that I was dreaming. Things were just off. The thing that made me sure it was a dream was the computer monitor, it was a completely wrong size. Haha. That made me go “oh yeah, that can’t be real. This must be a dream”. So then I woke up. In the dream. And everything was so real. But I started suspeecting that I was still dreaming. I was in my childhood home, which should have tipped me off because I haven’t lived there in years and years. But I’m often there in my dreams, I guess because it’s so imprinted on my mind. My parents came home and everything felt real but still.. off. Then I turned on my computer but it booted up the old Amiga stuff, not a modern Pc. Well, it’s always boring hearing about other people’s dreams so I’ll cut it short here. But it never stops fascinating me, the feeling of being in a dream and being able to think. Process things. It’s like your mind is working, but it’s only allowed to work within the reality of the dream. If you know computer terms, it’s like a sandbox. You can have a program running in a sandbox. Which means it’s allowed to run as if it was running normally, but it’s not allowed to access things outside the sandbox. I feel like that’s kinda how your brain or mind works in a dream. At least in the semi lucid kind of dreams. You’re allowed to think. You can question what’s going on. But you can’t access your complete mind. Maybe in fully lucid dreams you can access your complete mind? Then you know for sure you’re dreaming.
Hmm well. Anyway. I just love that feeling. Of being in a dream. The non lucid dreams are kind of soft and fluffy, but the semi lucid ones are hard and solid. Everything is real. You can interact with stuff. Pick stuff up. Turn on things. It just boggles my mind that you can hold something in your hand and have it feel completely THERE but it isn’t there, it doesn’t exist. Your mind made it up.
And then you wake up to a reality where you can’t see and you can’t feel ok and nothing is magic. I just wish I could dream forever.
Oh I also dreamt about goats. So that’s another plus for the dream side.
27/3 2021
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goatlog

27/3 2021
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Lily cracks me up
27/3 2021
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So, it’s pretty much daily mass shootings in America now? I guess after being locked down so long the gun nuts need to get working on getting the statistics back to normal? Kudos to the inhame party and their national cnt association friends for somehow managing to get people to think “you can’t have an ar-15 without answering some questions and waiting an hour” into “they want to take your guns away”. You can open carry but you can’t wear a mask.
Meanwhile socialist Denmark is ranked 3rd happiest country in the world, which is low for us but i’ll take it.
¤&¤//(%¤&(%¤& I can’t take the real world
27/3 2021
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Nuller distraction

27/3 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

28/3 2021
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Oh Nuller.

28/3 2021
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That’s all for now.