Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

7/12 2020
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I done got another pressent! THank you so much CarolAnn Ellis ! A beauuutiful card and a pair of, I guess they’re pajamas pants? We call them pyjamas in Danish. I haven’t tried them on, but they seem very soft and warm. And with goats on them! Lots of goats! How did you guess, I love goats! THank you so much, you’re much too kind!
I guess I’ve been a good boy this year. Or, more likely, Santa has not been able to keep a list because of the social distancing. In any case, I am thankful !

7/12 2020
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Hello Galactic Federation. On behalf of all goatkind I salute you and welcome your friendship. Please don’t let the humans discourage you from visiting. Just bring lazers, frigging lazers.
7/12 2020
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Tis the time of year when there’s often wool stuck on the end of the goats’ horns. They’re growing their sweaters.

7/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

8/12 2020
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Good goat times today. Cold and gloomy. Tis the season. We had visitors today, of hte non goat and non human kind. There was a cat. The humans were trying to get the cat. I am not sure if it was someone’s pet that was visiting or something like that. It came over near the goat pen and climbed a tree and went under the big .. whatsitcalled. Freight.. container.. thing. Where the hay is kept. Words is hards. Anyway, the humanpeoples got it eventually. Maybe it’s a new barn cat. I don’t think so. But it would be nice to have a new barn cat.
There was also a bird. In the goat house, among other places. There’s still an old nest in there, I think it’s usually crows that nest in there. I thought this was a crow, but I don’t think so. It was stealing food from the goats’ feedboxes and it flapped its wings a lot when flying, not the same way the crows do. And it was jumping around on the floor a lot, keeping a safe distance but not flying away when me or the goats were around. I almost wonder if it’s a pet bird that’s escaped from somewhere… let’s hope the cat doesn’t get it. It did fly off eventually I think. But if I see it around I guess I should try and tell staff about it. In case someone is missing a bird. Hmm. Well if it comes back then staffers will see it when they’re taking care of the goaties.
There were also human visitors. One kindergarten group walked by and a little girl called out “Hiii Mia, I hope you slept well”. Aww. It’s happened a few times lately that I hear kids calling out Mia’s name from afar. I like that they know her name.
8/12 2020
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Here’s our kitty visitor today.

8/12 2020
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Raise the hoof! Haha. Sorry. I look like the guy you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party.
The sweater was lovely and warm. The glasses are probably not going to make it into regualr rotation, sorry!

8/12 2020
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The sweater was warm enough to keep an open jacket, at least some of the time.
This time last year I was wearing my heavy winter coat already.

8/12 2020
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If you need me I’ll be in The Bald Ewok. Come buy me a drink and I’ll tell you rancor jokes.
8/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

9/12 2020
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Ah, fireworks. I was wondering when I’d start hearing fireworks outside. If you had your money on December 9th, you win.
9/12 2020
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goatlog

9/12 2020
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Yes, this is still my favourite Epic Rap Battle Of History, thank you for asking.
GAZE UPON IT, MY EMPIRE OF JOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU
9/12 2020
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This little visitor was clearly delighted by Sassy and Lily. She was funny, I felt something bump into me and that was her just walking along the fence. And then she kept walking and her mother was laughing and going “Emma, where are you going? Emma? Emma, come back. Stop walking!” and she had to run after little Emma and get her back.

9/12 2020
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If you send me one million dollars I will let you in on my super secret way of becoming a millionaire.
9/12 2020
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Sky heard machines and decided to watch them fir a while. Clearly she’s supervisor material.

10/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Finn from 2009.

10/12 2020
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Apparently I can’t post a photo. How pecullerinary.
.. but I can add the photo after the post is posted. Okay. This is the aforementioned schnoop, by Nuller.

10/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

11/12 2020
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Is Die Hard a christmas movie or not, according to my facebox statistics analysis team?
11/12 2020
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Gotta get Mio a cool pair of shades too.

11/12 2020
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But, consider Sassy.

12/12 2020
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Wait, I’m confused. I thought scotus had a grudge against Biden and owed Trump and would therefore give him teh wins.
Also, I thought encouraging secession was treasonous?
Well, I’m sure Parler is going to get to the bottom of this. Someone alert the galactic senate!
Get ready to build a wall around New America, see you in the sunny state of New California.
Jesus christ. You can’t make all this shit up. I don’t say this often, but Lindsey Graham was right. He might just destroy you.
12/12 2020
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Can’t we all just get along? Or at least get a pizza.

12/12 2020
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Alright, let me annoy you with Star Wars politics too.
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That was another fun episode! Although, I do think it was probably my least favourite episode of the season. But it’s a high bar, so it was still very enjoyable.
I love Bill Burr. Haha. And something that I didn’t even realise until I read it on a forum later. It was super funny how Boba said he couldn’t go in because they’d know his face. I figured it was because he was a known bounty hunter and stuff. I forgot the fact that EVEFY SINGLE STORMTROOPER HAS HIS FACE. At least the original ones. So yeah, Boba’s face would be pretty darn recognisable to the imps.
My favourite part was probably the imperial.. was he a captain? But the high ranking one that had a chat with Mando (without his helmet!) and Burr. He was really good. I very much enjoyed their little tense chat.
And Slave 1 is really cool, I’m happy to see hat in action.
I have seen complaints that The Mandalorian is all sidequests this season. This is the only episode where I have felt a little like that. But even so I will never ever get tired of seeing Stormtroopers in action. One of my earliest memories in life is being too young and being scared by stormtroopers and Vader entering the rebel ship in the beginning of A New Hope. My first memory of an expanded Star Wars universe is opening one of the marvel comic books that my parents had got me because I was taking a train journey on my own and I opened it and there were STORMTROOPERS and I was like holy forking shirtballs I know these guys, you’re telling mthere ‘s more war in stars?! I can has more?!
So anyway. Good episode still. And it hurts my heart that there’s only one episode left of the season. Gosh darned it. I’m going to really miss having Star Wars fun. It’s been an outstanding season, an outstanding series in total, it’s made Star Wars fun again and I just want more.
.. speaking of more. Apparently there are 10 new shows coming. CAN I HAVE THEM ALL NOW?! I haven’t even looked closely at the announcements yet, just the headlines really. I was really happy to see that they’re going to do an Ahsoka show. I was so hoping for that. I thought Rosario Dawson was perfect in the role, but i figured Filoni was going to take her back to animation. So I’m really psyched for that. Liveaction Ahsoka. Ah so good. And then there’s Hayden Christensen in Kenobi? I .. don’t understand how that’s going to work. You can’t have Vader take of the helmet? And you gotta have James Earls Grey Hot do the voice, right? So flashbacks? Or. I don’t know. But I do really like Hayden as Anakin, and I love Ewan and I love the character Kenobi and it has to be set on Tatooine right, and you know how I feel about Tatooine.
And Lando! Finally announced. Although not who will play him. But it has to be Glover, right? Anything else would be dumb. And hopefully they’ll have Billy Dee to do the obvious frame story of him recounting his adventures. That would be perfect and I’d love that, a lot. A whole lot. I wouldn’t mind if we could get more Han and Chewie in that too. In general I don’t like the idea of recasting the roles. But we already did it for the Solo movie and I love Han so much that I’m willing to hope they’ll keep going with that recasting because I want more Han. Whills bless Harrison, he’s the top of the best. But I still would love more Lando and Han fun. That’s probably not going to be a part of the deal, but we can always hope they change the deal and w can pray they change it further.
Okay, I’m sure everyone has stopped reading by now. I’m not going to go through al the news. I’m just very excited at the prospect of more Star Wars. The Mandalorian has shown how amazing Star Wars on TV can be. It won’t devalue the brand if they make quality stuff like that. Just give me all the Star War so I don’t have to deal with reality.
It’s 5:10 am, do you know where you’re inner kid is?
12/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015.

12/12 2020
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How long before the state of Texax sues Time magazine for not making Trump person of the year?
12/12 2020
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A bit of Nuller

12/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

13/12 2020
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I had a great dream last night. Fascinating. It was like a fully formed short story. If I were a writer, as I once dreamt of being, I would have woken up and written it down and published it and won a prize, first prize!
Or something. It was a dark family story. But it had a fascinating timeloop twist that I didn’t even see coming. I don’t really want to write about the details, because it was dark and personal and it would require processing, like that of a real writer, before sharing. Not something I’d want to let out publically in a facebook post.
Also in the dream I woke up after the story and I went to breakfast with my family and I thought about all this, about how if I were a writer this was something I could have written a real story about, and it wasn’t util a little later that I realised I was still dreaming.
I love dreams. They are so fascinating. I wonder if Stephen King has these kinds of dreams. He seems like the kind of guy who just wakes up every morning with a new fully formed story in his head just ready to be typed out.
13/12 2020
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It’s hard to find unity with people who won’t accept reality.
13/12 2020
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goatlog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZE5kGsUVe0
13/12 2020
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Milo and Sky, sticking together.

13/12 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

30/11 2020
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“We’re taking steps to increase the transparency of popular Pages. Because your Page posts are being seen by a lot of people, we’ll show the country/region you’re normally based in on your posts from Mia, the cutest baby goat in all of Denmark.”
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Thanks, Facebook. It’ll be really useful for people to be able to see that Mia The Cutest Baby Goat In All Of Denmark is a page from Denmark. Thumbsup.
30/11 2020
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My Sky.

30/11 2020
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“The (conservative) National Review: “it’s hard to find much that is remotely true in the president’s Twitter feed these days. It is full of already-debunked claims and crackpot conspiracy theories about Dominion voting systems.””
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It’s gotta be hard for Trump supporters to keep hanging on to the desperate illusion that this is going to go their way.
The Democrats had to accept defeat in 2016 ,even though no one had thought that it was going to happen (Danish news orgs certainly didn’t anticipate it). At some point Republicans are going to have to accept this one. You can’t sit around and wait for divine intervention. When your prophets are nutballs like Voight and Rudy, you’re screwed.
Biden just won Arizona. Again. I made a twitter on joke about how there had to have been election fraud because Biden keeps winning. He’s won like 70 states by now! If there’s overwhelming evidence of election fraud it’s time to fucking show it in court or gtfo. Thank you, and goodnight.
30/11 2020
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Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so.. Sassy. See you tomorrow erryun

30/11 2020
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Today will eb a good day. HappY Yogi daY efveryone.

1/12 2020
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I can’t believe it’s December.
No wait, actually I can. Pretty easily. It was just November so it kind of makes sense. I feel like it’s been a long year. 2020 has been one of the longest decades.
December used to be a magic month when I was a kid. Getting up and heading to school in the dark. Often through snow. Pulling the curtains and turning off the lights and lighting candles while our teacher read today’s entry in the christmas calendar story. Maybe some secret santa stuff going on. Looking forward to the vacation break and the christmas gifts. It was a nice break from th usual school days. So long ago. Life is a weird river, you never know where it flows. Who know how long it will be before you reach the waterfall and tumble into the lake and become one with everything?
1/12 2020
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“”Attorney General Bill Barr tells AP
the Justice Department has not uncovered evidence of widespread voter fraud that would change the outcome of the 2020″”
Oh no, the liberal hollywood elite blm fascists got to him too! But remember to tune into project veritas to find out how cnn is a communist conspiracy!
1/12 2020
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Three big goats are we.

1/12 2020
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If you claim to care about veterans and use every opportunity to thank them for their service, maybe keep in mind that a lot of them are old and have medical conditions, so while your kids may get through covid just fine, you’re helping spread the disease to the veterans. They gotta be a considerable figure in the hundreds of thousands of dead that so many Republicans feel are acceptable numbers.
And how weak is your faith that it can’t survive one year of not going to church for christmas or whatever. You think god want you to honour him by going to church as much as possible no matter the costs to the sick and needy, or to stay the fuck at home for one season to protect the vulnerable?
I saw people burning the Danish flag recently, and honestly I don’t give a fuck. My love for my country is strong enough to endure other people’s hate of it. If your love of god is too weak to endure staying at home until the vaccine is out, what does it say about you? If your love of your country can’t stand athletes kneeling then what does it say about you?
If I don’t have pizza in the house, what does it say about me? Hangry rants 2020.
2/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

2/12 2020
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Good goat times today. Cold, though. Only a couple of degrees above freezing. And no sun. Gloomy. At least the mud wasn’t as bad as it has been. Maybe the cold firmed it up. i still managed to dunk my camera in mud a couple of times. Quit knocking the camera over, goats!
Other than that it was good. There was a nice mother with a couple of kids who came over to the fence. She was speaking English to the kids. I heard her say “looks like the gaots don’t want to come over and say hi today”. Sigh. So I had to go over and people a bit. Got the goats to follow. Mia did her best Mio impression and stood still while the kids prodded and petted her. She’s a champ.
Meanwhile, Nuller and Milo had some bouts of headknocking. They did it in the shelter too and a couple of times Milo reared up and knocked his head on the ceiling before coming down to headbutt Nuller. Oh dear. Well I guess if their skulls are thick enough to knock on horns, they can take knocking on the ceiling too. Silly boys.
2/12 2020
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Goat butt parade.

2/12 2020
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Abby… …who?
2/12 2020
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Oh Nuller. He caught me offguard.

2/12 2020
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Wow, looking at my spotify I can see that last year I , I did not have a spotify. Just like the year before. And the year before that. I’m nothing if not consistent.
2/12 2020
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I shouldn’t have demanded a recount, now I’m 5 pounds heavier than at first count.
2/12 2020
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Fine, I’ll start wearing deodorant.

2/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2007.

3/12 2020
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I wasn’t sure my heating was working so I turned it up to max and now it’s really hot in herre, any questions?
3/12 2020
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Sassyface

3/12 2020
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mmm maters

3/12 2020
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Wait, preemptive pardons are a real thing?
3/12 2020
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Here’s a dumb video. I was feeding a pear to Mia and the camera fell over. It rolled under the bench and I couldn’t find it. So there’s basically 10 minutes of grass view and me in the background going ‘where did the camera go?!’
Oh Lasse, will you ever win?
3/12 2020
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My internet was just down for 10 minutes.
The hardships I endure..
Thankfully I got through it.
It always makes me worry I have to call support and deal with things, because dealing with things is the worst, especially when it’s people.
Let’s hope the net stays up now.
4/12 2020
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If George Costanza played Killer BOB on Twin Peaks…

4/12 2020
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve my at my worst.
Oh I forgot to mention, I’m the worst all the time.
4/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Clark and Bruce from 2014.

4/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Pong from 2016.

5/12 2020
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Great. Facebook removed the “important” section of my notifications. So now comment notification are mixed in with all the likes and reactions. So I’ll probably miss more comments, sorry about that.
It was the ONE thing I really liked about the new fb design. Being able to see the notifications that you needed to respond to. So of cours they had to ruin it.
It’s too cold and I’m cranky, send soup.
5/12 2020
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Look what I done diddly got! Thank you so much Angeline Slaats !
A big package and a super sweet card. The package had presents inside. Do you want me to wait until christmas to open them or just go ahead? In any case, thank you for thinking of me! You really didn’t have to, but thank you! Hope all the furbabies are doing well, and you too <3!

5/12 2020
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goatlog

5/12 2020
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Mandalorian thoughts..
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spoilerspace for newest epizome.
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You know you’re in trouble when the episode is named The Tragedy. They better not hurt a hair on baby Grogu’s chinny chin chin! I love Giancarlo Esposito. He’s so good at looking like a bad bad bad dude.
You know, I was never the hugest Mandalore fetichist. I loved Boba in the beginning, but the more we learned about him, especially the backstory in the prequel trilogy, I .. well I wouldn’t say I stopped caring about him, but I didn’t follow the general fanaticism about him and the mandalorians in general.
That all being said. Seeing Boba and our mando fighting off a troop of stormtroopers… sooo good. Mmmm. Are they going to go get Bo-Katan and her group too and then go free baby Groguyoda? Buncha mandalorians taking on the imperial remnant, sounds good to me!
My kid self’s head would have xploded if he knew the kind of Star Wars content we’d have in the future. I still remember those 15 or whatever years after the ot, having no idea if we’d ever even see more sw. With no internet to keep up with things, just wondering if a new Star War would ever show up.
I’d take a Boba spinoff, thanks.
5/12 2020
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In this photo my butt is playing the part of goat butts and Lily is playing the part of Keiko.

5/12 2020
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Don’t mind me, I’m busy searching youtube for weird covers of the Mandalorian theme.

5/12 2020
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This is Lasse. This is Lasse not talking about politics.

5/12 2020
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My blanket covers me

6/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

6/12 2020
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I unwrapped my presents from Angeline Slaats ! Haha, i sense a reindeer theme! Nice and fluffy socks, sweater and hat. And a pair of glasses. Feels like they will be very warm and comfy. Other than the glasses, haha. I’d be tempted to try and put them on one of the goats, but I know they don’t like playing dressup usually, so better not. I haven’t tried the stuff on yet, but it seems very nice!
Thank you so much, Angeline! You are much too kind. Thank you for thinking of me!

6/12 2020
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Milo and Sky are practicing their Shining.

6/12 2020
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That’s all for now.