Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

30/11 2020
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“We’re taking steps to increase the transparency of popular Pages. Because your Page posts are being seen by a lot of people, we’ll show the country/region you’re normally based in on your posts from Mia, the cutest baby goat in all of Denmark.”
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Thanks, Facebook. It’ll be really useful for people to be able to see that Mia The Cutest Baby Goat In All Of Denmark is a page from Denmark. Thumbsup.
30/11 2020
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My Sky.

30/11 2020
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“The (conservative) National Review: “it’s hard to find much that is remotely true in the president’s Twitter feed these days. It is full of already-debunked claims and crackpot conspiracy theories about Dominion voting systems.””
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It’s gotta be hard for Trump supporters to keep hanging on to the desperate illusion that this is going to go their way.
The Democrats had to accept defeat in 2016 ,even though no one had thought that it was going to happen (Danish news orgs certainly didn’t anticipate it). At some point Republicans are going to have to accept this one. You can’t sit around and wait for divine intervention. When your prophets are nutballs like Voight and Rudy, you’re screwed.
Biden just won Arizona. Again. I made a twitter on joke about how there had to have been election fraud because Biden keeps winning. He’s won like 70 states by now! If there’s overwhelming evidence of election fraud it’s time to fucking show it in court or gtfo. Thank you, and goodnight.
30/11 2020
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Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so.. Sassy. See you tomorrow erryun

30/11 2020
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Today will eb a good day. HappY Yogi daY efveryone.

1/12 2020
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I can’t believe it’s December.
No wait, actually I can. Pretty easily. It was just November so it kind of makes sense. I feel like it’s been a long year. 2020 has been one of the longest decades.
December used to be a magic month when I was a kid. Getting up and heading to school in the dark. Often through snow. Pulling the curtains and turning off the lights and lighting candles while our teacher read today’s entry in the christmas calendar story. Maybe some secret santa stuff going on. Looking forward to the vacation break and the christmas gifts. It was a nice break from th usual school days. So long ago. Life is a weird river, you never know where it flows. Who know how long it will be before you reach the waterfall and tumble into the lake and become one with everything?
1/12 2020
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“”Attorney General Bill Barr tells AP
the Justice Department has not uncovered evidence of widespread voter fraud that would change the outcome of the 2020″”
Oh no, the liberal hollywood elite blm fascists got to him too! But remember to tune into project veritas to find out how cnn is a communist conspiracy!
1/12 2020
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Three big goats are we.

1/12 2020
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If you claim to care about veterans and use every opportunity to thank them for their service, maybe keep in mind that a lot of them are old and have medical conditions, so while your kids may get through covid just fine, you’re helping spread the disease to the veterans. They gotta be a considerable figure in the hundreds of thousands of dead that so many Republicans feel are acceptable numbers.
And how weak is your faith that it can’t survive one year of not going to church for christmas or whatever. You think god want you to honour him by going to church as much as possible no matter the costs to the sick and needy, or to stay the fuck at home for one season to protect the vulnerable?
I saw people burning the Danish flag recently, and honestly I don’t give a fuck. My love for my country is strong enough to endure other people’s hate of it. If your love of god is too weak to endure staying at home until the vaccine is out, what does it say about you? If your love of your country can’t stand athletes kneeling then what does it say about you?
If I don’t have pizza in the house, what does it say about me? Hangry rants 2020.
2/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

2/12 2020
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Good goat times today. Cold, though. Only a couple of degrees above freezing. And no sun. Gloomy. At least the mud wasn’t as bad as it has been. Maybe the cold firmed it up. i still managed to dunk my camera in mud a couple of times. Quit knocking the camera over, goats!
Other than that it was good. There was a nice mother with a couple of kids who came over to the fence. She was speaking English to the kids. I heard her say “looks like the gaots don’t want to come over and say hi today”. Sigh. So I had to go over and people a bit. Got the goats to follow. Mia did her best Mio impression and stood still while the kids prodded and petted her. She’s a champ.
Meanwhile, Nuller and Milo had some bouts of headknocking. They did it in the shelter too and a couple of times Milo reared up and knocked his head on the ceiling before coming down to headbutt Nuller. Oh dear. Well I guess if their skulls are thick enough to knock on horns, they can take knocking on the ceiling too. Silly boys.
2/12 2020
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Goat butt parade.

2/12 2020
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Abby… …who?
2/12 2020
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Oh Nuller. He caught me offguard.

2/12 2020
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Wow, looking at my spotify I can see that last year I , I did not have a spotify. Just like the year before. And the year before that. I’m nothing if not consistent.
2/12 2020
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I shouldn’t have demanded a recount, now I’m 5 pounds heavier than at first count.
2/12 2020
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Fine, I’ll start wearing deodorant.

2/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2007.

3/12 2020
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I wasn’t sure my heating was working so I turned it up to max and now it’s really hot in herre, any questions?
3/12 2020
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Sassyface

3/12 2020
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mmm maters

3/12 2020
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Wait, preemptive pardons are a real thing?
3/12 2020
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Here’s a dumb video. I was feeding a pear to Mia and the camera fell over. It rolled under the bench and I couldn’t find it. So there’s basically 10 minutes of grass view and me in the background going ‘where did the camera go?!’
Oh Lasse, will you ever win?
3/12 2020
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My internet was just down for 10 minutes.
The hardships I endure..
Thankfully I got through it.
It always makes me worry I have to call support and deal with things, because dealing with things is the worst, especially when it’s people.
Let’s hope the net stays up now.
4/12 2020
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If George Costanza played Killer BOB on Twin Peaks…

4/12 2020
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve my at my worst.
Oh I forgot to mention, I’m the worst all the time.
4/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Clark and Bruce from 2014.

4/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Pong from 2016.

5/12 2020
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Great. Facebook removed the “important” section of my notifications. So now comment notification are mixed in with all the likes and reactions. So I’ll probably miss more comments, sorry about that.
It was the ONE thing I really liked about the new fb design. Being able to see the notifications that you needed to respond to. So of cours they had to ruin it.
It’s too cold and I’m cranky, send soup.
5/12 2020
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Look what I done diddly got! Thank you so much Angeline Slaats !
A big package and a super sweet card. The package had presents inside. Do you want me to wait until christmas to open them or just go ahead? In any case, thank you for thinking of me! You really didn’t have to, but thank you! Hope all the furbabies are doing well, and you too <3!

5/12 2020
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goatlog

5/12 2020
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Mandalorian thoughts..
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spoilerspace for newest epizome.
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You know you’re in trouble when the episode is named The Tragedy. They better not hurt a hair on baby Grogu’s chinny chin chin! I love Giancarlo Esposito. He’s so good at looking like a bad bad bad dude.
You know, I was never the hugest Mandalore fetichist. I loved Boba in the beginning, but the more we learned about him, especially the backstory in the prequel trilogy, I .. well I wouldn’t say I stopped caring about him, but I didn’t follow the general fanaticism about him and the mandalorians in general.
That all being said. Seeing Boba and our mando fighting off a troop of stormtroopers… sooo good. Mmmm. Are they going to go get Bo-Katan and her group too and then go free baby Groguyoda? Buncha mandalorians taking on the imperial remnant, sounds good to me!
My kid self’s head would have xploded if he knew the kind of Star Wars content we’d have in the future. I still remember those 15 or whatever years after the ot, having no idea if we’d ever even see more sw. With no internet to keep up with things, just wondering if a new Star War would ever show up.
I’d take a Boba spinoff, thanks.
5/12 2020
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In this photo my butt is playing the part of goat butts and Lily is playing the part of Keiko.

5/12 2020
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Don’t mind me, I’m busy searching youtube for weird covers of the Mandalorian theme.

5/12 2020
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This is Lasse. This is Lasse not talking about politics.

5/12 2020
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My blanket covers me

6/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

6/12 2020
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I unwrapped my presents from Angeline Slaats ! Haha, i sense a reindeer theme! Nice and fluffy socks, sweater and hat. And a pair of glasses. Feels like they will be very warm and comfy. Other than the glasses, haha. I’d be tempted to try and put them on one of the goats, but I know they don’t like playing dressup usually, so better not. I haven’t tried the stuff on yet, but it seems very nice!
Thank you so much, Angeline! You are much too kind. Thank you for thinking of me!

6/12 2020
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Milo and Sky are practicing their Shining.

6/12 2020
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Watching the newest episode of The Mandalorian and I just had a thought.
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spoilerspace for halfway through The Siege.
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so. Transfusions? What if… what if they’re using Yodaspecies blood to heal Palpatine, or at least keep him alive? What if that’s what they wanted The Child for? Midichlorian-rich blood to keep Palpatine’s body alive and help the sith magic to restore him?
22/11 2020
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I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist..

22/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

23/11 2020
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goatlog.
I had to edit out part of it because there was 20 seconds where you could hear the worlers’ radio playing music in the background, and apparently that was enough to trigger the copyright police.

23/11 2020
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Well I done got myself a cameo video from Esther the Wonder Pig! I thought it would be a nice way to contribute to their sanctuary and get a wonderful video that I could post on Mia’s page. I wish I could have a big ole goat sanctuary like their place, although I couldn’t handle all the stuff they have to deal with. I wish people in general did this much for animals, instead of all the stupid junk humans do.
What a lovely video, it made me happy.
link: Esther video
23/11 2020
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Here’s Milo on his perch.

24/11 2020
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I wonder if the lame duck will pardon the turkeys. Fowl’s gotta stick together, yknow.
24/11 2020
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Have you ever, ever felt like this?

24/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

24/11 2020
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Milo’s caught in a trap. A Lasse trap. That.. can’t be taken the wrong way, so that’s fine.

24/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

25/11 2020
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Happy Hump Day memories
link: Kamel run video
25/11 2020
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Rest in peace Diego Maradona.
I don’t know how many Americans knew about him, being that he was a sportsfootballer. Heck, I don’t even know if kids here today know him. But he was one of the best. One of the very very best, back in the day when football mattered to him. Maradona. Pele. Those were the two that I always thought of as the best. Can we sneak in a Michael Laudrup? Maybe not. But in any case. Notwithstanding his troubled life after his career, he was and will be a legend. The 1986 World Cup, when Denmark had our maybe best team ever, he practically singlehandedly (if you know him, you know the pun) won it for Argentina. And football today just isn’t the same. It’s athletic and gambling and VAR and just.. lacks the romance and wonder. Maybe it’s just nostalgia. But Maradona will always be a name to remind me how much I loved that sport. I don’t know if Ronaldo and Messi are better, but it’s just not the same. Like everything else, it was better back in the beforetimes.
The hand of god is coming home.

25/11 2020
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goatlog

25/11 2020
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Here’s video from Sky’s pear party. She’s such a sweetheart. You can see at one pount she flinches and starts to run away. I wish she didn’t feel like she had to be on guard all the time. But at least she got to enjoy these pears without having to fear any interruptions.
link: Sky video
25/11 2020
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I still do not understand why the President of America should have the power to pardon people.
Sure, maybe some kind of ‘pardoning on humanitarian reasons’ program. But I don’t care if it’s Biden, Trump, Obama or Bush. I don’t see why they should have to decide that criminals go free.
And ESPECIALLY when it’s super current crimes and people who you are personally, or your administration, connected to in any way. How the fuck can you expect that not to be abuseable?
Stick to pardonening turkeys, at least those you know are innocent.
25/11 2020
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The goats have pardoned me for not giving out treats fast enough.
As long as I do better.
Be best.

25/11 2020
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Trigger warning: Star Wars rambling.
After finishing the last Mandalorian episode I guess I have to admit that my theory about them using Babyoda blood to keep Palpatine alive, is probably incorrect. It seems from the end of the episode that they’re probably using the blood to try to make dark force troopers, or something like that.
I still think it would have been a cool idea, i they were using super force blood to keep the completely ravaged body of Palpatine alive. We still don’t really know how he survived, right? Other than.. ‘dark sith magic’. It would have been cool if the yodablood had been life support to begin with and then the sith magic could be to rebuild and strenghten him.
HIRE ME, DISNEY. I will work for porgs.
One of the things I really love about The Mandalorian is the time period. It’s basically a continuation of the original trilogy. Set in that time. Seeing the effects of the empire falling, before the new republican got everything settled. I love that. Some people say it’s too much fan service, but I’m a fan and I like to be serviced. Star Wars has become such a giant beast and the fandom can be so shitty and it’s taken over by a giant Mickey corporation and now they’re going to start doing High Republic stuff and I can’t read the comics and on and on and.. I just want funy adventures with stormtroopers and jawas and stuff. And the Mandalorian is doing that really well. The last episode was really fun. I’d like to get much more of that. Just fun adventures in the time period around the first trilogy. Like the Solo movie. It wasn’t amazing. But it was good fun adventures with characters I love. I wish they could make a series of just Han, Lando and Chewie on adventures.
Anyway. Pardon me for rambling.
26/11 2020
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Nice to see Mads Mikkelsen getting some work. It’s hard being a struggling, Danish actor. I know all about it, I still haven’t heard back from my Four Seasons Landscaping commercial audition.
26/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

26/11 2020
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Good goat times today. Cold and muddy, but at least I got out. I have been feeling a big lack of motivation lately. But it’s always good when I’m there. Thankful for goats.
The workers are still working on the premises. I think it’s a huge project. I doubt they’ll be done this year. A couple of them came over to the fence and called for the goats. So I went over the re and got the goats to follow. Had a little chat and they said hi to the goats. Nice.
Sky was doing a lot of hiding under the goat house. Just sitting under there. Aw girl. I wish she’d at least be out with Milo. I scooped her up and sat on the bench for a while with her in my lap. At one point she did knock heads with Lily, so that was good. I like to see her stand up for herself.
Goat politics. Well, at least it’s honest.
26/11 2020
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Here’s Sky camping out under the goat house. I think it’s less muddy under there actually.

26/11 2020
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Oh yeah, I forgot something that happened today. When I arrived and the goats were coming to the fence to greet me, Milo and Sky were in the shelter. There’s a gap through the wall and they were both going through it at the same time. And those little chubby kids were stuck for a second, both trying to get through. I had to laugh, but then I got worried because Sky sounded distressed. Turns out Sassy was coming up behind them. Sky just wanted to squeeze through and get away from her. For a second I wondered if I had to go and grease them up to get through the gap. But they did manage to get through. I think that may have been the world telling them it’s time to diet!
26/11 2020
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Here’s Sky safely lapgoating. While Mia graciously let’s someone else have the attention for a minute.

26/11 2020
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope you’re having a happy, safe day.
I am thankful for my family, friends and goats. And pizza and soup. I have experienced almost complete and total loneliness in my life, so believe me when I say that I am thankful for having you all in my life. Thank you for being there.

26/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Preben from 2012.

27/11 2020
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“Don’t talk to me that way, I’m the president of the United States”.
A sad little man, no class, no heart, no character. It’s going to take a long time for America to recover from the shame he’s brought upon you. Make America not a laughing stock again.
27/11 2020
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It’s bizarre, seeing the sheep cheer the wolf.
27/11 2020
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Milo and Sky entertaining visitors.

27/11 2020
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So, The Mandalorian.
I HAVE THOUGHTS.
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Spoiler space for the new episode.
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Ooo weee! Howsabout that. I was never the hugest Ahsoka fan, but I gotta admit it was really cool seeing her in live-action! I think they nailed the look. Of course I’m visually impaired, so don’t trust me on that. But I thought she looked and moved amazing. It was a little weird having a different voice from her, but all in all it was pretty great and about as good as it could be.
And we got a name for the child! I did not expect that. I heard that there was some toy leak that may had exposed the name, but hadn’t seen it and I was not expecting the show to give it to us now. I’m not sure how I feel about the name, to be honest. But that’s how it usually goes for me with Star Wars names. It takes a while and then I like them. I even like Snoke’s name now, haha.
Speaking of not expecting things, i did not expect that the baby had been at the Jedi temple and had been trained by the masters. That’s not the backstory I was expecting for him at all. Interesting. I wonder what Jedi is going to respond? I mean, official Jedis there’s only Luke around at that time isn’t there? Or Ezra, wherever he is. Hmm.
Also did not expect Thrawn being name dropped! Wonder if he’s going to be a factor. I would still imagine that’s for another cartoon series. The Wacky Adventures of Ezra And Thrawn In the Unknown Regions.
Hmm hmm hmm. It was so cute when Mando said the baby’s name and baby turned and looked and made a sound. Aww.
Now I just want more. More more more. Ahsoka Tano? More like Ahsoka TaYES.
27/11 2020
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For the premium subscribers, here is a special preview of an upcoming goat video.
This is when Milo and Sky were trying to squeeze through the gap at the same time. You can hear me going from laughing to worried to laughing. Sorry the quality isn’t great, I had to zoom in on the action.
Lil tubbies trying to get through a narrow space.
27/11 2020
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Speaking of the Star War, I have started listening to the new From A Certain Point Of Biew: The Empire Strikes Back book. The first one that was released at the anniversary of A New Hope was wonderful, one of my favourite books of the Disney era. It reminded me so much of the old Tales Of books, that I loved, even if they are not held in high esteem by the fanbase today. But I love that sort of thing. Quirky short stories about the unnamed side characters, the people who are in the frame for 10 seconds in one scene. Tales of the band in the cantina, the brain spiders in Jabba’s palace, the rancor keeper. I love it.
And so far the new book is really good. A few stories in and I have already read a story that made the Wampa ice creature into a sympathetic character! Haha. And the tauntauns.. oh my. I love this story. Did you know that Luke’s tauntaun was the daughter of Han’s tauntaun? Did you know that they long to run free on the ice plains, instead of being tied up and used by humans as transport? They remind me a lot of goats actually. There is headbutting for the hierarchy and relating to humans via treats. I love tauntauns. Getting to know them more personally is going to make it really hard to watch that scene in Empire when they slice her up to stay warm through the night. You think it’s hard seeing the dog die in a movie? Just wait until they slice up a tauntaun who was just a mother that desperately wanted to get out into the night to find her missing daughter.
Point of view stories starring the Wampa monster and the tauntaun lizards. Amazing.
Tatooine is my favourite, but Hoth is pretty cool too.
28/11 2020
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I’m kind of tempted to go and check what the mood is like on parler these days.
28/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Fuzzy from 2016.

28/11 2020
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Sky and Milo and myself.

28/11 2020
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On the subject of the War in Stars, one of the things I love about That Mandalorian Show, is the music. I read some fans didn’t like it because it was too different and not Star Warsy. But I really dig it. It’s interesting. Cool. Fits the show. And you can’t just always have that John Williams score, as wonderful as it is. It’s really great how The Mandalorian just does everything so well, visually, audioally, fan servicy, new lorey. I’m a fan.

28/11 2020
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We are the knights who say mi ..a.

28/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

29/11 2020
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Rest in peace Dave Prowse. Being half of Darth Vader is still a pretty tall order. The roads to heaven will be safer now.
29/11 2020
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goatlog

29/11 2020
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My dad just came round and dropped some stuff off. He seems to be doing better. Not back to normal, but able to move around without so much pain, so that’s something. Hopefulyl he’ll continue to improve. I think my mom has a hospital appointment next week. Or the week after. So we’ll see how that goes. It’s been a real 2020 year. Hope the next one will be better.
Time for mama’s soup soon, tho.
29/11 2020
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David Lynch is doing a tv series on Netflix.
Could it be?
Could it finally be?
ON THE AIR SEQUEL SERIES!!!
29/11 2020
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Vote for Philip Banks Philip Banks Philip Banks
29/11 2020
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Three little goats are we.
With Lily and Nuller

29/11 2020
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My eyes aren’t doing great today. Probably because I slept too much. My vision changes a lot. Depending on if I’ve slept too much or too little, if I’ve been out in the sun, if I’ve been sitting in the dark, if I’ve eaten too much, not enough. Sometimes there’s no rhyme or reason.
It usually stabilizes to the level I’m used to. It’s always a little scary though. Is it this bad forever? Is it the next step towards blindness? Should I be doing this, not be doing that.
I wish it was springtime so I could sit with the goats in the sun.
Didn’t think 2020 would be the season in Seasonal Affective Disorder, but here we are.
29/11 2020
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Forever a loon
29/11 2020
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Look at little Sky under the house.

29/11 2020
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