Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

18/5 2020
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Glad I found the David Lynch youtube channel. It’s good to have some daily Lynch in my life.

18/5 2020
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A spot in the sun with Lily.

18/5 2020
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When you think you’re Bender but you’re really Zoidberg.
18/5 2020
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I miss Britannia

19/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi DaY everyone.

19/5 2020
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Good goat times today. A cold wind in the morning. But it soon died down. And when the sun was out it was lovely and summerly. And the goats were wonderful. I thought maybe Sky was in heat, she was doing those loud screams and wagging her tails. She kinda cooled down after a little while, so who knows. Mia was doing a lot of growling. I may have been egging her on a little.. by offering treats to the newbies. The audacity … I just think those growls are so cute, they always make me laugh. Several visitors came by too. The goats entertained them by pooping in front of them. On two seperate occassions someone referred to them as liquorice droppings. Hmm yes.
No feathery fowls in the goat pen yet, but there were workings working on stuff over at the rabbit/chicken coops. And a big digging machine that scared the goats every time it drove past the pen.
A wonderful time, but the walk home was brutal. My back killing me. My knee was hurting too. I had to make several stops to sit down at bus stops. Still hurting. Painkillers don’t seem to do anything. At some point i’ll have to go to the doctor, probably get physiotherapy. But I’m the kind of person who prefers to suffer in silence until there’s no alternative. And by suffer in silence I mean bitch about it on Facebook.
It’s so bad that it keeps me from going to the goats as much as I want. Knowing that the aftermath is so painful makes me want to stay home instead. i need to look at getting that bus pass too. I just don’t like doing anything that.. involves dealing with humans.
19/5 2020
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In my happy place

19/5 2020
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If we sits we fits

19/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

20/5 2020
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Little House On The Prairie but it’s set on Tatooine.
Really, I want that. Make it.
20/5 2020
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This picture of Sky is best enjoyed at maximum volume.

20/5 2020
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Lil bit of video from yesterday. On the bench with Mia, best seat in the house.
20/5 2020
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Sign up to my new onlyfans for exclusive goat feet pics.
21/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012, with a very young Mia in the background.

21/5 2020
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Just a couple of twolegged people out and about.

21/5 2020
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I remember when I could get up and out of my chair without sounding like a strongman in a deadlifting competition.
21/5 2020
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I really wanted to go be with the goats today. Beautiful sunny day. But I feel too broken. My knee was hurting on my walk home on Tuesday. I feel like my right leg has been twisted. It hurts when I sort of try to move it sideways or.. twist it… or whatever. And my legs are sore, I think I overdid it on the exercise bike on Monday. And I can’t stretch my right leg out properly because of that twisted thing and the knee. And then there’s my back, which isn’t too bad now after resting, but I know it’ll be hell again if I go out and the leg and everything. I swear I’m noy a hypochondriac. I’m going to need to give my leg a couple of days rest more.
At least my sleep is better. Here’s a photo of Milo and the borked man. I’m going to go to bed early and sleep a long time and see if that magically fixes everything. Cross your fingers!

21/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Nougat from 2006.

22/5 2020
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Great dreams last night. My favourite was that I got to take part in a brand new Seinfeld episode. I was driving around in a rental car with Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer in downtown Copenhagen. I’ll spare you the details, but it was awesome.
22/5 2020
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Apparently “look at the camera” is not part of goat vocabulary.

22/5 2020
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Apparently Mia has turned into a dog. Woof!
22/5 2020
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Apparently this is the third post in a row that I have started with the word ‘apparently’. How long can I keep this streak going? Apparently we’ll find out later.
23/5 2020
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Apparently today will be a good day! Here’s Peanut from 2015.

23/5 2020
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A mechanism that forces humans to solve a captcha before they can talk to you.
PATENT PENDING.
23/5 2020
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Lasse.exe has encountered a fatal flaw and is no longer responding.
23/5 2020
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The only place I feel really comfortable.

23/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

24/5 2020
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I felt kinda weird yesterday. I was feeling pretty dizzy. My dad was over for a little and when I talked to him I felt like my voice sounded hollow in my head. Please no jokes about the echo in my empty head, thanks! I have also been tired the last couple of days, having to nap in my chair despite sleeping long and well. That’s unusual too.
I had myself convinced that I probably had the corona yesterday. I think I’m feeling better today, so maybe not. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
There’s always something. I feel a bit like my body and mind is on a downward spiral.
Did manage to exercise lightly when I got up today. My leg is better. And had great dreams. I was flying and Tina Turner and Dolly Parton where there and.. I can’t remember much else other than it was pretty magic. I just want to stay in dreams.
24/5 2020
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The master photographer perfectly frames his subject and works his magic. Lily!

24/5 2020
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goatlog

24/5 2020
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If all goes according to plan I should be getting my bus card next week. That should make the goat trips slightly easier to manage hopefully. The bus doesn’t got all the way to the goat place, but it should help.
24/5 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

11/5 2020
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Good goat times today. Trying to get back to regular goating. Because being with the goats make me happy. I thought maybe they’d get started on moving the feathery fowls into the goat pen today, but they didn’t. At least not while I was there. We’ll see how that progresses. Meanwhile, I just hung out with the goaties and enjoyed myself. And they enjoyed the treats I brought. The weather has cooled down, but when the sun is out it’s quite lovely. I have to remember if maybe I can start taking the goats out of the pen again.. things are starting to open up again in Denmark, maybe we can get permission to get out toe the greens again. I know the goats would love that. Hopefully it’s not a permanent thing that we have to stay in the pen. We’ll see.
11/5 2020
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Rest in peace Jerry Stiller. I forking loved that man. So much. I went to twitter when I turned on my computer and I saw pretty much every trending topic had something to do with Jerry Stiller. Festivus, Seinfeld, King of Queens. My heart sank. Wasn’t hard to guess what was up. 92 years old, that’s a good age. You can’t exactly say it’s a tragedy. But man. He was so funny. I still from time to time look at videos of his on youtube. Whether it’s actual broadcast clips or bloopers. I’m sure you’ve all seen them, but if you haven’t just go to youtube and search for Jerry Stiller bloopers. I can watch them over and over. He was so funny.
When I started losing my eyesight, at the time when it got so bad that I had to quit Facebook, I drowned my sorrows in escapism. Tv shows. All day listening to radio and watching tv shows. One of them was the complete series of King of Queens. Now, i’m not going to say that was a fantastic show. It was a fairly standard sitcom. But I enjoyed it and there’s a comfort in just binge watching ‘easy’ comedy. What elevated it to something more was when they got Stiller on it. It kinda felt like they just took Frank Costanza and put him in King of Queens. Jerry Stiller’s mannerisms were just so entertaining. He seemed like a sweet man too, the cast of Seinfeld always had such good things to say about him.
Hope you got your serenity now, Jerry. See you in del boca vista.
11/5 2020
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Caught the creeper. Reach for the Sky.

11/5 2020
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blink your eyes one for yes two for no i have no idea what i am talking about i am trapped in this body and can’t get out
11/5 2020
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Goat butt parade

11/5 2020
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I’m gonna name my fridge Kessel. So I can do the Kessel run in less than 12 bellyflops
11/5 2020
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Just a couple of kooks

11/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi DaY everyone.

12/5 2020
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How’s it going?
I’m sleeping better. Not as good as before the crash. But I can sleep more than 1 hour at a tome. so that’s something.
My back is better. Not as good as before the crash. But not blinding pain after every movement. And I can walk to the goats. So that’s something.
Things could be better, but they’ve been worse.
I managed to get on the exercise bike when I got up today. One again starting pretty much from scratch. I just did 10 minutes. But when you add the 10 minutes of warmup and 10 minutes of cool down, that’s still about 30 minutes on the bike. So that’s something. Just gotta get back into the mindset of doing it regularly so I can build up better form.
Let’s hope it’ll be a good summer. Assuming the world doesn’t end.
12/5 2020
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Brb, wprking on the script for the pilot episode of Rick & Murtaugh. Spoiler alert: They’re both getting too old for this shirt.
12/5 2020
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That thing when out of the blue someone replies to a comment you left on a youtube video 5 years ago.
https://i.redd.it/c3r27hnt42841.jpg
12/5 2020
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O haj Nuller

12/5 2020
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I for one am glad that Rand Paul is taking on Dr Fauci. Who does he think he is, some kind of medical professional?! Everyone knows if you bury your head in the sand you can’t get coronar.
12/5 2020
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We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a goat.

12/5 2020
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Blåbærsyltetøj
12/5 2020
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Transition into greatness?
Pfft. How about transition into obesity.
13/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

13/5 2020
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Saw a meme that said something about how we should shut down the media for 30 days and see 80% of the world’s problems go away. Yeah. Wow. You gotta applaud some politicians’ strategy of making the media seem like the enemy. Look, I’m not saying the media doesn’t suck. Although we might not agree on which parts of the media are the bad ones… but you try and see what the politicians (of BOTH sides) would do without media oversight. You think you can trust what the politicians tell you? You think you can check the facts yourself? You think they’ll stay on the straight and narrow if they’re not watched? Fork, the leader of you country knows he can lie straight to your face without consequence, what do you think he’ll do behind your back?
13/5 2020
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Hey look, goats.

13/5 2020
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Oh Sassy. Sassy is usually the first one who sits down to lounge in the sun. Sometimes she’s just done. And sometimes she just collapses into weird positions that make me feel like I have to go over and check that she’s still breathing.
Well, I’m going to take a page out of Sassy’s book now. I’m just done for today. Going to bed early. Going to try a long sleepwalk. See where it takes me. Hopefully I can get some good dreams at least. See you on the farcyde.

13/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

14/5 2020
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Hey Americans, your government just got the right to search your browsing history without a warrant! Good job, patriots!
Well, I’m sure they’ll use this power to stop all the domestic terrorism. And not to harrass immigrants and non-christians.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jgxxvk/senate-votes-to-allow-fbi-to-look-at-your-web-browsing-history-without-a-warrant
14/5 2020
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goatlog

14/5 2020
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Here is some bonus content for the premium subscribers. A little preview clip of a future goat video. Since we were talking about growling goats the other day, here’s Mia expressing her displeasure that other goats want to eat her pumpkin seeds.
14/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Clark and Bruce from 2014.

15/5 2020
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Imagine walking down the street in Copenhagen and there’s Bruce Springsteen with a guitar.

15/5 2020
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There oughta be a law against using realistic doorbell sounds in movies and tv. That shirt is scarjer than a predator or a maga hat.
15/5 2020
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Totally natural lifelike human pose

15/5 2020
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Where my goats at

15/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje and Magnethe from 2008.

16/5 2020
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I think my sleeping form is close to being back to normal. It can be hard to tell becfause my sleep schedule has always been quiet erratic, more or less by design.
But I feel like I’m getting the sleep now. And last night I had a bunch of excellent dreams. You know I love dreaming. I had a slightly naughty dream about a facebox friend. Start guessing! I also had great Star Trek dream. Which was like a big action movie. But the funny part was the end. We were having some kind of victory party because we defeated the blablawhatsit. And then it was announced that I was having a baby with Worf! Haha. I woke up thinking ‘oh I dreamt I was Worf’. But then it slowly dawned on me that no, I wasn’t Worf. I was the other part, the one who was going to carry the baby. I don’t think I was dreaming that I was wone of the ladies of the Enterprise either. I think I was just me and I was going to have a baby with Worf. Not sure how that’s going to work… but hey, a bunch of cute little Lasseklingon babies. Why not!
Always managed to exercise when I got up. Three times in a row now, hopefully I’m getting into rythm. I even managed to pull the powerbar out for a bit. That slayed me. Much more than the biking. Flexing the powerbar while biking really had me out of breath. Felt good. I have lost about 3½ pounds since last month, I think most of it is just water weight and randomness, but hey it’s something. Hopefully the summer will heat up soon. Trying to look at the bright side of things.
16/5 2020
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goatlog

16/5 2020
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My latest painting

16/5 2020
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Since everybody else is posting their avatars..
https://livebetterlife.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4cb6d5b2e7260.jpg
17/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone. Today would have been Palle’s 7th birthday.

17/5 2020
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My mind is a constant rollercoaster between wanting to make everything better and wanting to make everything stop.
17/5 2020
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Think goat thoughts.

17/5 2020
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The rare two-headed goat.

17/5 2020
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That’s all for now.