Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

4/5 2020
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Cautiously optimistic. I slept a little better last night. Not the whole night through. But not waking up every hour either. I think I got a couple of longer stretches.
So hey, maybe everything’s fine now. Maybe there will be no more problems. Maybe it’s all good. Maybe everything’s back to normal. Who knows not me.
4/5 2020
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Time for pizza and a new episode of Rick & Morty. I guess thinks ARE looking up.
Also, I can’t wait to see which bone I’m going to break or what lethal disease is being spread by what cuddly animal. Murder hornets, pfft amateur stuff. You can do better, 2020.
4/5 2020
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Did you bring the treats?

5/5 2020
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I know Animal Crossing is popular, but have you heard of Sensible World Of Soccer?
Sigh. I miss playing computer games. And watching football in the 90s.
It’s weird how my life has been whittled away, sometimes it feels like there’s nothing left.
I know I have a lot, more than many. Wish I could play another game of Sensi tho
5/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

5/5 2020
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If you think the goats are the only ones that get messy when eating tomatoes, you should have seen me just now spluttering tomato juice up my own nose.
5/5 2020
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All I see is goats goats goats

5/5 2020
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Please stop tagging me in photos of Chris Hemsworth, you’re going to give him an inferiority complex
5/5 2020
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and everything goes back to the beginning

5/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

6/5 2020
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How it sleep?
Got about 3-4 hours straight sleep. After that it was back to waking on the hour. So, better than it was but still not great. I hope it’ll get back to normal. Feeling somewhat sad and depressed and frustrated about the world, but ho hum. What else is new.
Physically I feel better than in weeks, if not months. Not quite back to normal, but not too bad at least. I hope I can get back to more regular goating soon. I need that. It would also be good if I could get back to working on exercising and eating healthier. It would be nice if I could get started on that and then actually keep following through and not having some disaster bomb me back to the starting line. It would be nice.
Hope you’re all doing okay out there. As always, I’m sorry I’m not keeping up with everyone as well as I should. Dave’s not here man. But I appreciate you all, couldn’t have gotten here without you.
6/5 2020
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Oh, and a special hello to the new friends I’ve picked up lately. I’m looking forward to seeing how many of you stick around after my next Trump rant, whenever that’ll be.
6/5 2020
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Stay Sassy

6/5 2020
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6/5 2020
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OH YEAH

7/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.

7/5 2020
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Good goat times today. Great to get out and get my goat on. A sunny and warm day. With a fresh breeze that kept it comfortable.
Perfect conditions to goat. Giving out snacks and treats. Filming stuff. Lounging around lazily. Entertaining visitors at the fence. There was a little boy who was shouting and screaming and his adult minder told him “If you don’t stop I’ll throw you in to the goats”. Haha. Didn’t sound like a threat to me.
Alice came into the pen with a water trough. The goats need their water now it’s getting warm. “I haven’t seen you in a while” she said. Yeah, the last month and a half have been the least goated since.. well, since I started seriously goating I guess. She also told me that they are getting ready to do some restoration and remodeling of the barns, and other things on the grounds. Amongst other things, the duck and chickens are going to move into the goat pen! I didn’t quite catch if it was a permanent move or if it’s temporary while their current habitat is being worked on. In any case, that should be interesting… the goats haven’t always been too fond of the chickens, let’s hope they get along. Oh and apparently the duck is really old, like 14-15 years old. That’s almost twice as old as Mia, she’ll be turning 8 in August. How bout that.
Well, we’ll see how it all goes. I don’t like change in general, and this means humanpeople working, in the goat pen too. And the horses will be leaving already and won’t be back until after summer vacation. So I’m not terribly keen on the whole thing, but hopefully it won’t be too bad.
I’ve typed enough for now, remind me to tell you the funny Milo story from today i forget it later.
7/5 2020
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Reunited and it feels so goat

7/5 2020
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Milo and Sky, lounging in the sun.
Here’s the funny Milo story. So, these two are sitting there in the goat house. Then Sassy approaches. You know as soon as Sassy enters the scene, these two kids take a hike. Because Sassy is big-scary-bossypants. So Milo and Sky get up to flee. Sky leaves immediately. Then Milo gets up. You know the flooring in the goat house is really slippery wood? The places that aren’t covered by bedding can be quite slippery. So poor little Mmilo tries to run away but he literally runs in place for like 30 seconds. It was like a cartoon. Like Bambi on ice. His legs were moving like he was running, but he wasn’t moving any distance at all. I wish I’d been filming because it looked hilarious. Finally he gained some traction and ran down the stairs. To his credit he turned around and butted heads with Sassy a couple of times, before finally exiting stage left. Good on ya, Milo. I wish they’d butt heads with her more, to gain some respect.

7/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2006.

8/5 2020
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goatlog

8/5 2020
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Watched the last 4 episodes of the Star Wars Clone Wars series. That was really good. If you like the star war, I recommend that. The Clone Wars was hit and miss for me, but ended on a high note. I was never the biggest fan of Ahsoka, but her squaring off with Maul and then having to deal with the realisation of what’s happening with Anakin… that was quite powerful. Along with lots of great cloen troopers vs mandalorians acttion. The best looking Star Wars animation ever.
Star Wars is such a complicated beast these days. I just wanna go back to the Marvel comics. Spose at some point I should write a post about what I thought of The Rise of Skywalker. COS I KNOW YOURE ALL DYING TO KNOW!
8/5 2020
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See you after the summer vacation, horsies.

8/5 2020
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I like Grimes a lot. I do remember the first time I heard her name I did think of The Simpsons. But ever since they used one of her songs on Mr Robot and I looked her up, i have been a fan. I prefer to ignore… her private life and social media. Happy born day to baby X Y U tho

8/5 2020
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I did not manage to film Milo’s funny running in place yesterday, but I did manage to snap a photo just as he turned around and butted head with Sassy. So there’s that.

8/5 2020
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At least now we know that when the time comes and the world ends, there will still be people on twitter going NO THE WORLD ISN’T ENDING AND IF IT IS THEN IT’S YOUR FAULT AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO DO THINGS THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ANYWAY
See, if you try to save the environment then it will kill us with murder hornets, so we have to pollute more!
9/5 2020
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Dya ever think they’re making us fight eachother like we’re pokemongs?
9/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014. After his ear ripped. A true warrior with his battle scar.

9/5 2020
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Hold the phone! Boba Fett will be in the Mandalorian. Wowza. So he survives in newcanon too. And Ahsoka is in it as well. It’s going to be an interesting season 2. Now I just need them to bring back Hoojibs. I want a Hoojib and Porg adventure!
9/5 2020
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I miss the 90s

9/5 2020
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Surrounded by goats. I like how Sky is creeping from behind.

9/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

10/5 2020
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goatlog

10/5 2020
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Happy Mother’s Day, to my mama, to all the sweet goat mamas I’ve known over the years, and to the lovely mother’s I know on here. As I’ve said many times before, it’s been a privilige and joy to see some of my old friends from back in the day grow into motherhood with lovely children. When I feel like there’s no hope for the world and we might as well burn it all down, I think of your children and remember that we have to keep fighting for a better future. <3!
10/5 2020
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The rare “six goats in a shot” shot.

10/5 2020
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It’s important to keep watering the grass when it’s warm and sunny.

10/5 2020
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I like to put my backpack up on the roof of the shelter. And Mia likes to try to see if she can get to it.

10/5 2020
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That’s all for now.

What a year, huh?
Lemon, it’s April.

26/4 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

27/4 2020
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Should have worn tin foil hats, maybethe 5Gs wouldn’t have gotten to us
27/4 2020
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Okay, I’m shutting down the machines now. Going to go to bed, for a long time. Either to sleep long and dream. Or to toss and turn and feel horrible. Spin the wheel, tound and round it goes. One Like = one sheep counted.
27/4 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

28/4 2020
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How’s it doing?
Not great. No change last night, in regards to sleeping. I wake up pretty much once per hour. And it’s very much affecting my mental health. My back feels like it’s getting better, but my mind is stressed and depressed.
It’s so weird. I feel like there’s some broken link in my system. Someone cut a wire somewhere. I don’t know. I’m sure the people out there who are used to suffering from sleep disorders are rolling their eyes. I’m just not used to it. I’m used to sleep being my refuge, my escape from reality. I’m used to it being so easy. I feel like.. a world class sportsball player who’s rich and famous and setting records and then one day he breaks his leg and in an instant it’s all over, everything changed. Well, at least my lack of sleep hasn’t affected my ability to come up with excellent metaphors, am I right.
I don’t know. It just feels so weird, the way I wake up once an hour like on a schedule almost. I could understand if me being less active because of my injuries would lead me to be less tired and sleep less. But that’s not how this feels. And I don’t feel like I wake up from some pain. And even though I have in the past suffered from some breathing problems at night because my noses get clogged (probably due to overweight) it doesn’t feel like that either. It feels like nothing I have ever felt before and it’s weird and I don’t like it.
Well, we’ll see. I’m going to try to go goating tomorrow if I feel up to it. Maybe that will tire me out enough to make me sleep through. But I felt plenty, plentee, tired when I went to bed yesterday, so I don’t really have hope or that. Maybe another day off the extra supplements will help, if it had something to do with that. I don’t have much hope for that either.
We’ll see we’ll see we’ll see we’ll see. I’m just so tired. Of this world.
Hope you all are doing okay out there. Is there still a pandemic? I can’t keep up with a broken body a broken mind a broken world.
Looking forward to some goat therapy tho
28/4 2020
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Way behind on the goatlogs. Here’s one from all the way back in March. Back when I was allowed to take the goats out of the pen and when I allowed Nuller to stand on my back. Good times.

28/4 2020
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In case I haven’t said it recwently, I am very thankful you are here.
As in, generally existing, but also part of my life. it makes a difference.
28/4 2020
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I’m sure the little terrorist is planning his next attack.

28/4 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

29/4 2020
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Good goat times today. Made it out. So good for the heart and soul to be with the goaties. Not sure how good it will be for my body. I did the long walk there and back. And Nuller managed to jump on my back. Darn it. It amused the kindergarteners who were visiting at the fence. But it’s not so good. And also Mia escaped from the pen twice, and Sky with her one of the times. She was scratching herself against the gate and it swung open, because I hadn’t secured it properly. Darn it. So I’m a little worried that I have taxed my body too hard. The walk home was rough. I had to stop a couple of tiems. Sitting down on a bus stop bench to catch my breath and correct my back. Definitely sore right now. And i’m pretty sure I’ll be sore tomorrow. I just hope I haven’t damaged anything. I don’t want to wake up to blinding pain again…
But hey, I have tired myself out. So that’s something. It’s a hard life being a scruffy looking goat herder.
29/4 2020
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The gatekeeper and the keymaster.

29/4 2020
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Menace 2 Society.
Well, to my back anyway.

29/4 2020
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Okay. I am going to bed. Cross your fingers and sacrifice a tofu santa to the northern wind for me. I am tired and exhausted, so you’d think I’d sleep well. But I was really tired before last sleeptime too and that didn’t help. It’s getting close to a week without proper sleeping through the night. I could really use a good sleep.
See you on the other side.
29/4 2020
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Nope.
No better.
No sleepthrough.
Fuck.
It’s weird. I fall asleep really easily. There’s no change there. You’d think if I had a sleep disorder or something I’d have a hard time falling asleep. But I’m out in a minute. It’s like there’s some internal alarm clock that only lets me sleep for one hour. Then I wake up. Roll over. And I fall asleep immediately again. I suppose I should be glad that I don’t have to lie awake all night. But it’s not good for my mental health to not be getting more than an hour of uninterrupted sleep.
And i’m still not sure why I wake. It’s not from some immediate jabbing pain. I used nasal spray last night just in case it was a breathing problem with my nose, but that made no change. I can’t reall figure out what is going on..
well, I still have some things I want to try. Some of the advice you nice folks have given me, and other stuff. So we’ll see.
My body is really sore and achey from yesterday’s goating. But not the blinding pain. It feels more like ‘normal’ pain. I’ve never had a problem sleeping with a bad back or sore legs. Or bruised ribs. Or whatever. Whyich is why this feels so weird and frustrating. And my mental state is depressed. I just don’t want to fall back into constnat suicidal thoughts like earlier in the year. It’s been a shitty year, man.
Sorry for all the whining. I know many people are much worse off. But this is my outlet, so. You can always skip to the goat pics!
Thank you all for being there. And there. And there’s someone over there. Thank you!
30/4 2020
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Think Sassy thoughts.

30/4 2020
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We still have horses btw

1/5 2020
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You kids are on the tiktok and playing animal crossing and fresh prince reunion on snapchat and zoom meetings and whatnot. Meanwhile I’m looking up how to download the complete series of Night Court. I’ll stay in the past until you drag me out of it kicking screaming.
1/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007.

1/5 2020
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and dance like chevaliers

1/5 2020
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Happy 1st of May, as per tradition nsfw

1/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s grandma with Bruce and Clark from 2014.

2/5 2020
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Danish men and their pizza, am i rite

2/5 2020
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Ohh no. Rest in peace Sam Lloyd. Way too young, and apparently just had a kid? That’s so sad. He was one of my favourite things about Scrubs. And I’ve been thinking about Scrubs lately because Zach and Donald have been doing a rewatch podcast, and I was so hoping they’d get Sam on there for one of the episode. Bummer man.
I think he was having some bad health problems, and I do believe I even contributed to his gofundme campaign a year or two ago because he was in bad shape and couldn’t afford treatment.
Fuck it. He was even great in that one scene in that one episode he was on Seinfeld.
2/5 2020
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2/5 2020
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Five years gone. Thank you, Angeline, for reminding me. Most of the dates disappear in the haze of my foggy mind. But I’ll never forget Kamel. The sweetest old goat.
A HREF=”https://www.facebook.com/CutestGoatEver/posts/1371188386269929/”>link: Kamelcopter video
2/5 2020
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Pro tip: If you’re forwarding facebook messages with articles that purport to reveal secrets that the ‘lamestream media’ don’t want you to know, you’re part of the problem.
Never ever forward a message that ends with an ALL CAPS plea to forward it to everyone you know. Newsflash: That guy you know on Facebook isn’t smarter than the establishment.
Also, sorry if it offends you, but if you literally believe in the bible then don’t fucking try to talk science. Don’t tell me how the corona virus started if you also believe god literally flooded the world or sent a plague of locusts or whatever.
Also, I know I haven’t ranted much lately, because i’ve been busy whining, but let me just reassure you that I still think Donald Trump is a sack of shit in a shirt and if you think Trump is a good person or a role model for how we should be act then you’re a nutcase, thanks.
I’m tired of this shitty world.
Just do it, Teddy. One step.
2/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

3/5 2020
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You’re somebody if somebody loves you

3/5 2020
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That’s all for now.