Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

27/1 2020
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Back home after another tech support trip to the parental abode. Still internets problems. After my last attempt, the problem went from constant disconnections to intermittent disconnectinos. Which is progress. But it also makes troubleshooting harder. It’s easy to see that you haven’t fixed the problem if you lose connection every 30 seconds. If it’s every 10 minutes then it’s harder to know if you’ve fixed it or not. Well, we bought a new networking cable so I hooked that up and switched some ports. I’d be surprised if the problem is fixed. But hey, hooves crossed. I’ll just have to wait and see what they say. It worked while I was there.
Also installed the printer. I was expecting problems with that, since it was hard getting it to work on the old Windows 7 system, and I couldn’t get it working when we installed the new Windows 10 pc. But today I got it working, so that’s good. And installed Open Office so my dad can do his writing stuff.
Even if everything works now, I’ll still have to do some polishing and management. But it sure would be nice if the internets would work thanks world.
27/1 2020
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Did you bring the marshmallows?

27/1 2020
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Counterpart is coming to Amazon Prime in February. So if you want a TV recommendation from me. It’s Counterpart. I loved that show. I’m sad they didn’t get to go on, because the world they built was fascinating and I would have loved to see where they’d take it. But they did bring the story to a satisfying end and it’s full of good performances. Kind of a scifi spy thriller. But it’s got a real neat premise that I can’t really mention without spoiling it, but it really makes for some fascinating world building and storytelling. Two thumbs and a goat tail up from here.
27/1 2020
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Milo is hard at work getting the table cleaned off before the next guests arrive.

27/1 2020
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Duck’s off, sorry.
27/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

28/1 2020
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So. Maybe I should just ignore it away.
But for the record. I deleted my Kobe Bryant post. Because, I did not know about the rape thing. I would not have posted it if I had known.
Now honestly, I have no interest in basketball or Kobe. It means literally nothing to me. What got to me was the whole “young man who was a hero to so many dies in a helicopter crash with his daughter, leaving behind a mother/wife and 3 other daughter”. I still find that very tragic, when I think of the daughters left behind.
It’s a weird thing to have the whole world light up in hero glorification and mourning, and then kinda bury the other thing. And I don’t even know, I don’t know the truth.
People die all the time, and it is sad. I was just looking at Fawlty Towers retrospective and there popped up Terry Jones. There was someone I cared about, there was someone who touched my life. If Kobe meant something to you, I’m not gonna tell you he shouldn’t. I’m not gonna tell you anything. Cos I don’t know. We got a guy running America who could be a posterboy for rape culture. Bill Clinton too.
I don’t know anything. I just don’t like to see my friends fighting on my posts. It pains me.
So that’s what I have to say about that.
28/1 2020
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I’m just here for the goats

28/1 2020
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Oh don’t worry about the Corona virus, we got Gofundme, member.
28/1 2020
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Treating Lily

28/1 2020
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No trouble
28/1 2020
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I’m not saying I’m a masterchef or anything, but when I put spaghetti into a pot of boiling water… well let’s just say it almost always turns out edible.
29/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

29/1 2020
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Oh hello world. I just spent almost 30ish hours in bed. Because I make smart choices.
The depression got to me. On the plus side I had numerous excellent dreams, I even appreciate the terrifying Twin Peaks dream. Finding it harder to stomach real life. No matter what happens in dreams, they still get wiped like an etch a sketch at the end of the night. I appreciate that.
Well, let’s go reality I guess.
30/1 2020
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In better news, it seems that my parents’ internet issue is fixed. I guess getting a new networking cable and changing ports on the router worked. I can’t tell you how relieved I am about it. I have been stressed and depressed about it. Hopefully everything is working fine now.
30/1 2020
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That thing when Facebook reminds you that it’s “Data Privacy Day”. Lol.
30/1 2020
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Let Sky take the wheel.

30/1 2020
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I find your lack of cake disturbing.
31/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Large and Medium from 2013.

31/1 2020
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Good goat times today. Finally back where I belong. Glad I didn’t manage to talk myself out of going. My fitness is in poor shape, though. I need to get back to using my exercise again. I’ve been too depressed to do it for quite a while. Makes the walk to the goats a lot harder.
But with the goats all the worries melt away. Apart from the mud. Very mud. But we got out. Had some fun at the fence with kindergarteners. They wanted us to come over, so I got the goats to come with me to the fence. There was couple of adults and a handful or more of kids. They were asknig questions and went and got a camera and took pictures. They also gave fruit to the goats. When they ran out, one adult said to the other “go get the fruit from the kitchen, pleeeease”. Haha. I hope the humankdis weren’t hoping for fruits today… they all had a good, surprised laugh when Mia ate a banana peel. So that was a lot of sweet fun.
31/1 2020
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Goat butt parade.

31/1 2020
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Entertaining at the fence.

31/1 2020
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Oh dip. I’m not ready to let go.
So I just watched the finale of The Good Place. I knew I was going to like it. I figured I’d probably get a bit emotional. I did not think I would be ugly crying.
I remember when it started airing. I hadn’t heard anything about it at all. But as you know, I have a thing for Kristen Bell. So I figured, eh I’ll look at it. I did not know how amazing, wonderful, funny, sweet, heartful, thought-provoking it would be. So smart, so surprising. So full of love and hope for humanity. I can’t say enough good things about this show, it is utterly wonderful.
THEY HAD A DANISH CHAIR IN THE FINALE.
I mean. How do you even
And I’m not sure any TV show has stabbed me harder in the heart than Kristen Bell going “I was alone my whole life. And I told myself I like it that way. But I don’t.”.
Like looking in a forking mirror. One of those mirrors that makes you look way, way more attractive than you really are to trick you into buying a sweater, or something. You don’t know, man. Unless you lived it. You weren’t there.
That, and seeing Ted Danson with Mary Steenburgen were my biggest crys.
Standing ovation for this show. Can’t recommned it enough. I wish I could wipe my memory so I could watch it again without knowing the amazing twists along the way. I can’t think of any other show that so effortlessly teinvents itself constantly.
Okay, I’ll shut up now.
31/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005.

1/2 2020
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goatlog

1/2 2020
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I dreamt that I met Ted Danson and thanked him for The Good Place and Cheers.
That’s an extremely simplified version of events, but it was still nice.
1/2 2020
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According to the Danish Weather Institute, this January has been the warmest and wettest January in recorded history. The ten day forecast shows all temperatures well above zero. It may in fact turn out to be my first winter with no snow days.
Go go coal!
1/2 2020
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Did a bit of exercise today. For the first time in months. I tell you what, you can really feel how you lose fitness. I used to be able to go for an hour or two and enjoy the effort. Today I struggled to get through 20 minutes. But hey. It’s better than none. Hopefully I can keep at it. I don’t need to get in great shape. I just need to be able to walk to the goats without feeeling like I’m having a heartattack.
1/2 2020
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snoot

1/2 2020
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I hereby announce that I am withdrawing from reality. #Laxit
1/2 2020
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Did you know that the Danish word for ‘sinus’ is ‘bihule’ which literally translates to ‘bee cave’.
So there’s that.
2/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

2/2 2020
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Thank you very much Beverly Fish for the valentines card! You said it’s ‘your attempt at a goat card’. I think it turned out great! Thank you so much for the sweetnes <3!

2/2 2020
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Mia, ever the perfect goat ninja, is perfectly hidden and cannot be seen in this photo.

2/2 2020
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Happy 02022020. Or as Bender would say, the devil’s day.
I am going to bed early to see what dreams may come. Good luck to your sportsteam if you follow the sportsball. I also can’t wait to see those inbetween time sportsbowl commercials for things I’ll never buy. Not to mention the rhythmic performances by singers I don’t like. It sure is a thing that’s going to happen alright.
We all know the game is rigged tho, they aren’t even calling in witnesses.
2/2 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

20/1 2020
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Not feeling super great. high levels of depression and anxiety, body trembling with nervous energy.
I’m gonna go cook up a pot of soup. So there’s that.
20/1 2020
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Think goat thoughts

20/1 2020
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Goat throughts tho

20/1 2020
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Do you ever feel like you’re a lab rat runnign around a maze chasing that cheese high?
20/1 2020
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That thing when it’s 4:34 am and the thought pops into your head “I should read all the Chronicles of Narnia right now”
20/1 2020
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Today will be a good day.. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

21/1 2020
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Back home from more tech work at the parental domestic unit of allocation.
Don’t think I fixed the problem. Though it got better. Maybe. I don’t know. STOP HARRASSING ME.
Sorry. Feeling stressed. I did all the things I could think of to fix an internet. Not THE internet. You can’t fix the internet. Don’t read the comments and don’t feed the trolls, don’t read the comments and don’t feed the trolls.
So anyway, yes I did that. And it didn’t fix the internet, any of it. So I hooked up their old Windows 7 computer and the internet works fine on that. No problem. So it must be a problem with the new PC, right? Right.
Then I hook the new computer again. How do you hook up a computer? You meet it on grinder and hook up?
So anyway. I was ready to give up for the day and then I start pulling and pushing at cables. And it seemed like pushing the cable into the socket a bit helped. And then I switched the network cable to another port on the router and again it seemed to help. For a few minutes the internet was fine. Then it cut out. But only for a brief moment, not as long as before. And now I don’t know waht’s up or down and I want to grow my hair back so I can tear it out.
Is it a problem with the router? The cables? The PC? Grrrargh.
I have instructed my dad to buy a couple of new network cables, becaus I just want to try that. I know it’s not going tow ork. Why would a new Windows 10 PC be more sensitive to old, worn cables than an old Windows 7 PC?
Sigh. I’m worried I’ll have to send the PC back to the shop and that would be pretty difficult what with our whole family being physically frail and then they’d probably just find no problem and then we’d have to pay a fee for that.
I’m just frustrated because I know I’ll have to call support. Either isp support or pc manufacturer support or both and calling human people stresses me out and really this is what is causing my huge anxiety right now. I’d rather be hit by a truck.I can’t talk to humans, and I can’t even read the letters on the keyboard I’m using and everything is awful RURAL JUROR.
I haven’t even see the goats this week because I’m such a weak wuss that I can’t do more than one thing in a day, if that. I can’t sit for hours away from my home working ona computer and then go to see the goats because that would be TWO things away from the safety of my cave dwelling. I cannot handle the real world.
Anyway. I just had to vent. Please forgive me if you actually read through all that. I’m going to wait for the new network cables to arrive to see if that somehow magically fixes everything.
I just wanted to do something nice for my parents, why does everything always go wrong, oh wait I have soup. I guess I’ll live for now.
21/1 2020
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I don’t like being reminded of what a failure as a human being I am. It’s much nicer with the goats, I can pretend I’m a bigshot and great at everything and succesful because I got 11,000 Likes and I can be funny and share the goats womst are awesome.
Then I have to do real lifing and I’m like a cranky baby who just wants a nap and everything to go away.
21/1 2020
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to put a happier post on top of the Lassefeed, here’s Maureen rolling in the mud. I always love when the horses start rolling around.
link: Horse roll video
21/1 2020
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Oh, I just realized. The site where we bought the new computer. Has email support. I suppose I might as well shoot them an email and ask if they have any ideas about the network problem. I mean, it’s a way to postpone having to call someone..
Also, I am heading off to the bedspace now. Into dreams where everything is better, the sweet release of the dark night.
Thank you everyone for the support. i’m glad I can have your support on Facebook, so I don’t have to call you.
Hope all is well with you all. May the soup be with you.
21/1 2020
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Oh, just a quick update. I just called my parents to check on things. And it seems teh cable swapping I did has helped the considerably. A couple of tiny dropouts but otherwise the internet seems to have worked ok after I left.
So that..’s good. Maybe I can avoid suppor calls and stuff. We’ll see how it goes. Crossign all my fingers that it’ll keep working. That would be a huge relief.
Could have caused some other problems, though. But . Hey, progress.
Now, I’m going to go dream.
Thank you all for beating with me. As a gift, please accept this imaginry wooden idol carved in the shape of a heathen deity that improves.. I don’t know, let’s say dental problems.
Don’t forget to brush it off!
21/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

22/1 2020
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Aww. Rest in peace, Terry Jones. Thanks for all the laughs. Thanks for the company as I watched endless vhs apes through lonely years, thanks for helping shape my sense of humour and life with the pythons.
22/1 2020
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The 80s was a fell of a drug

22/1 2020
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Thank you all for the kindness you show me.
I love you guise
22/1 2020
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The Automatic Content Prevention System blocked [5662725] words from this user regarding current American polical issues.
22/1 2020
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Here’s a little Lily for the goat crowd

22/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2006.

23/1 2020
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Good goat times today. Ahh, good to be back where I belong. Networking with goats.
Lots of fun. The goats got into a bit of “Everyone butt heads and run around mood”. They all sprinted away from me and around the corner. Normally they’d come sprinting right back to me. But they didn’t. And no response to my calls and whistles. Hmm, okay I figured they’d ran into their pen. So I went to check there. Nope. Then I turned my head and there they were, they’d run to the pen and then around the building, coming full circle. Silly goaties, keeping uncle on his toes.
We had some nice visitors too. And no tragedies. Even though Milo was standing on a table while I woman was sitting with a kid at it. She had idea how close she was to complete annihilation by the mauling beast.
She had the sweetest little boy, he was called Elias. He went around and gave all the goats kissy kissies on their back. That was about the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Seemed like he was quite a handful for his mother, though. He kept running around and ignoring what she was telling him to do. Kids and goats. They never listen.
23/1 2020
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Goat butt parade

23/1 2020
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Well, that was the last of the soup. No more soup. Out of soup.
Why does everything bad always happen to me?
Thoughts and prayers, please.
23/1 2020
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Stealth mode

23/1 2020
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I don’t get the glorification of guns. You’re weak if you need guns.
Well, that’s not completely fair. But it just bugs me. it’s that old thing about how in America you see violence everywhere, in Europe you see sex. I’m not sure if it’s still that way, since magazines are probably dead and gone by now. But when I was a kid there were nudies in the tabloids, there were porn mags in the newsstands. Nudity in tv and movies. I know it can be uncomfortable, but your kids aren’t going to become deviants by seeing a pair of tits. Being scared of cocks and pussies is dumb. You should be scared of guns. You should provide proper sexual education and means of protection so your kids don’t get pregnant. And then you should make it so they don’t get shot by guns in school.
Why is Scandinavia always ranking highest in the happy polls? Why are there no school shootings in Denmark?
Take away their education, take away their abortions and protections, put guns in their reach. Fucking dumb.
But what do you expect from a country that doesn’t want to hear the evidence in an impeachment trial. Where it’s a bigger crime to get a blowjob in the oval office than to… well you know, all the fucking things that knut does. fuck fuck shit
#Nosleeptillunfriended
23/1 2020
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Sup? Did you shirtpost on facebook again?

23/1 2020
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On further thought…
I do understand the glorification of guns. To be fair. When I was a kid I ran aroudn with the other boys in my class and we played “war”. Which basically consisted of us running around with toy guns and going “BAND YOU’RE DEAD”. And remember when I got a big plastic unfoldable bazooka, I think it was a Rambo thing. Pretty cool. I don’t think any of us boys turned into murdrers. And I understand guns are cool. Violence is cool, in art and entertainment. Whether it’s gritty realism or scienc fentasy lasers.
We got all that in Denmark. So violence in tv doesn’t turn society to a gunfight at the alamo. I’m not either saying that it has no effect on kids, I’m not a professor.
I’m saying we see the same movies and TV and play the same games in Denmark as you do in America. And we do have crime in Denmark. Serious crime. Potential terrorism. But no school shootings. And when some is shot to death it is a Big Deal. Headline news.
So what I’m trying to say is, Denmark is better than America and you should be ashamed. Also the pee tape is real and every single Republican senator would ask his mistress to get an abortion if she got pregnant. The only ones that wouldn’t are the ones who are too busy being gay in airport bathrooms in between going to bible meetings.
So hopefully I have offended enough people now. Make America Not The Worst Again!
23/1 2020
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Hi, we’re sending the human to bed now. So it’ll be all quiet from here now. Make Facebook Not About Politics Again!

23/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s little Fuzzy for your Friday.

24/1 2020
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Thank you very much Chad Raven for the surprise! A super cool shirt pin. This is the symbol of the Fsociety group from a little show you might have heard me raving about, Mr Robot.
I shall make sure to wear this when I take down the man and fight the power! Thank you!

24/1 2020
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goatlog, from last summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch.
24/1 2020
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Hello, do you have an invitation? This is a very exclusive club. I can’t let you in without an invitation. Either that or a bag of peanuts.

24/1 2020
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The Good Place! THE GOOD PLACE!!
I’m gonna miss this forking show.
24/1 2020
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When the animals revolt, I hope their social media will be full of pictures of them posing with dead human tropy bodies.
25/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

25/1 2020
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Twelve years on Facebook. For all the bad I have to say about fb, I am glad I got here. And that you all found me.
25/1 2020
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Watched the first episode of the new Picard show. ‘s good! Mmm. I only wish it could have been a whole hour of just Picard in his castle doing wine farming. I’d be all in on that. I just love Picard. I don’t like the Star Trek reboot. They could have made Picard more retro, I would have liked that. But it’s good. It’s Picard. I want all the Picard.
25/1 2020
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Field of goat dreams.

25/1 2020
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Hulloh?

25/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

26/1 2020
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goatlog

26/1 2020
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I dreamt in cartoon form. I’m not sure that’s ever happened before.
26/1 2020
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26/1 2020
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Baby Cthulhu doo doo doo doo doo doo
26/1 2020
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Oh, so abortion is cool when it’s a Satanic Pregnancy?
Fucking double standards of this administration have no limits..
26/1 2020
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Hello? Goats.

26/1 2020
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Damn, Kobe Bryant. I have zero point zero interest in that sport, but that is a sad, sad way to go so young. Life’s a bummer.
26/1 2020
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Damn, Kobe Bryant. I have zero point zero interest in that sport, but that is a sad, sad way to go so young. Life’s a bummer.
26/1 2020
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That’s all for now.